Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List - #448 Braff Beef

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It's a nutty Tuesdays folks, as Mark witnesses a knife fight in the subway and Joe cowers at the kooks taking over NYC! Joe flips for the new movie "X" and scolds Mark for defecating too infrequently! Spinach smoothies!!
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@trendybistro 2 года назад

I really don't care where you do the pod, but coincidentally the most aesthetically pleasing was on Mark's couch with the cat on the table.

@AgendaInMind 2 года назад

Gotta get the cat back. So many bits come from the cat!! Work with it!

@TheHolyLorf 2 года назад

Yes that one episode, or maybe several, the cat scared the absolute shit outta Joe. Also we’re not getting that fart in the microphone content with those big god damn table microphones. It’s all pipes!!!

@mattmergy7050 2 года назад

Tell em phatty

@ajones5683 2 года назад

Greg is a fantastic accessory. Joe paid him way too much attention tho haha

@ClaversOdhiamboArt 2 года назад

Nah fuck that cat; took up like 10mins every pod; like Joe I hope it’s dead

@MurphmanCometh 2 года назад

I enjoy when Joe List has mild panic attacks and turns into Jerry Seinfeld

@thedonofthsht76-58 2 года назад

When he said he was late bc he got off the train to walk bc he was scared had me lmao

@Baconbits16 Год назад

Love it.

@Michele1ELL 2 года назад

That deniro “Bob and weave” joke is gold

@ajh21313 2 года назад

Love a woman who caught that... You're gold!

@sirrobert23 Год назад

GOLD JERRY!

@Michele1ELL 2 года назад

Joe’s “I’m not really here” quip after Normand introduced him as Rannazissi was brilliant 😂

@CancellerPalpatine 2 года назад

Perfect. Glad Rannazissi is finally synonymous with stolen valor.

@AgendaInMind 2 года назад

It’s funny that Joe List’s wife of 4 years has yet to “catch” his herpes. People don’t get sick from other people. They get sick when they resolve an upsetting event in their lives. If you can’t catch cancer, you can’t catch anything else. The Germ Theory is absolute fraud.

@mikeyd9459 2 года назад

Them confusing each other when they talked about the charts was way funnier to me than it should have been

@ole_limberlegs 2 года назад

Same

@robertgowdey Год назад

Bar chart

@dorianspeicher9208 2 года назад

lol joe's energy and enthusiasm has been exceptional lately

@eyeTHC 2 года назад

I’ve noticed that too. Glad he’s going well and happy

@BrickTop06 2 года назад

100%. Joe seems to be a strength to strength kinda guy...special coming out, movie coming out, everything's coming up List. When he doesn't have anything big comin up he seems kinda blue.

@DemocracyFirst2025 2 года назад

Joe is hilarious no doubt. That said, the large segments of the show being devoted to all the RW ❄️ grievances is really getting old. Either balance it out, or stfu about being annoyed by poor ppl. Fkn pipe in my @$$ everytime Jerry, it’s all pipes too much RW pipe.

@crobert79 2 года назад

@@DemocracyFirst2025 not liking violent crackheads is RW now?

@pareja90210 2 года назад

He was great on Distefano's podcast today

@kdc6884 2 года назад

Do the next show in a homeless shelter. Joe List will really enjoy it.

@youverndit1324 2 года назад

The childhood stories at the end are GOLD, JERRY!

@a.k.4o 2 года назад

I love this podcast. Most consistently funny podcast on the internet

@davidperez5089 2 года назад

Same here. The bonfire too but no video. Comedy!

@inkonpaperhero 2 года назад

we've seen them struggle for a word before, but calling a bar graph a "column chart" is really up there in terms of blind spots

@snoogcity 2 года назад

Mark and Joe are great separately… but they Shine as a pair . They should do a Tuesday Tour and sell out theaters .

@bl00df4rt 2 года назад

Hope they see this and just do it. Maybe not financially the best idea for them. They probably both make more on the road separately.

@nickalpert1296 2 года назад

Well said-inversely, for some reason I just couldn't get into Mark's podcast with Sam Morril even though I love them both as stand-ups. The on-mic chemistry just wasn't as strong as it is here

@rileygally2967 2 года назад

Greg would love this new table

@tuesgayy 2 года назад

Joe talking about his dad’s behavior while he was just being himself made me cry 😭 but marks story about his brother getting checked on the side of the road made me cry laughing 😂

@AgendaInMind 2 года назад

@rachelolson1337 2 года назад

Thanks for giving me the giggles boys

@Banks4004 2 года назад

That's actually the second Chevrolet Celebrity reference I've heard today. Its all pipes!

@cpreid 2 года назад

“Pi is good… 3.4” 😂

@maxdmer03 2 года назад

44:15 Greatest advertisement of all time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@elijahphipps2172 2 года назад

Please bring back the original outro! I have to hear that “please believe!" At the very end. It's special to me.

@ravens4tw 2 года назад

A musket, the one you pack it, you pick it in in like a dirty A hole!!! -Mark Normand 2022 49:20 LMAO

@sebastiancondon4142 2 года назад

"kinder gentler machine gun hand" I love the riffing and the references on the podcast

@jamesappleton5063 2 года назад

you guys can hit the table, the audio is fantastic, feel free to do anything, great podcast!

@tunghansen7260 2 года назад

Knife fights, all kinds of shoots. This is awesome I'm dying here

@jetblak1111 2 года назад

You both have great comedy specials. Everyone should check them out. Well done.

@dzind 2 года назад

bar graph

@PutbackGeneral 2 года назад

17:23 it's a bar graph guys 🤣🤣🤣

@xashkanx 2 года назад

The sheath add read was amazing. Whoever edited that thank you. I appreciate your work.

@MrBenedictHeyer Год назад

This was the best episode yet! I'm working my way backwards in the podcast. I'm howling laughing over here, good stuff :D

@snoogcity 2 года назад

All the people that hated trump are moving to Long Island which coincides with EVERYTHING they supposedly hate😂😂. Love the show

@que_sera_sarah_85 2 года назад

Joe's special should be the kook's tour lol. Great ep boy's, always a laugh!

@nathanhayes8523 2 года назад

Instant classic we got here

@monsieurdildo 2 года назад

As an Aussie hearing that Joe’s special drops at 9PM eastern time honestly makes me so proud of this smart lil queef because we’re used to every special coming out at like 2AM and this will be 3PM so he’s actually gonna get views and interaction from this side of the world gahhh!!!

@BradleeJay 2 года назад

Wait, won't 9pm EST be 11am AEST here? I put my green visor on and drunkenly crunched the numbers, but I may just be bonkers. Either way, I'll be there! 👊🏽

@monsieurdildo 2 года назад

@@BradleeJay woah, you’re actually like totally right I, in fact, must have been the one drunk off my balls ouch I’m such a loser lol

@BradleeJay 2 года назад

@@monsieurdildo Nice! See you in the morning! Haha, comedy (Joe needs more catch phrases) 🤣

@kip7371 2 года назад

So glad this queef is coming to town! Already bought my tickets for July!!! See ya in LAUGH-YET BAH!

@jerrilehane7815 2 года назад

Comedy dudes,I know some acoustics,so some sound deadening materials are those quilted moving van blankets,rugs,rugs hung on walls,thick curtains,foam sleeping pads(thinner blue /gray bendable)*when in doubt ask recording studio people & sound engineers.Avoid hard flat surfaces,even cover a table with thick clothy material like towels.Towels under table-cloth.Cut off *PINGS* coming from hard corners with full coat racks or tall plants.Those thin dead-head blankets are easily portable to throw up at any location.Decorated ! 8

@j.b.7133 2 года назад

I think they have people in NY that know sound better than you. But hey, you type essays all you want. They'll definitely read them.

@Bibby707 2 года назад

I love how the podcast sounds perfect and the cuts to the ad reads sound like they recorded them in the bathroom during a shit

@andergrindstudios7546 2 года назад

Mark's couch! the cool cat! Pipes, Jerry - it's all Pipes!

@dinibo 2 года назад

I kinda like the new conference room, at least compared to the other room. The energy and weird set up just doest work for the fun hang vibe this pod is so great for. Now we can focus on the funny and not the weirdo space!

@davideane1 2 года назад

You guys are awesome! Keep killing it

@giuseppeguap7250 2 года назад

You guys make the best duo!!!! Same energy always

@lopezaldana7 2 года назад

I love this podcast so much! My all time favorite queefs!!

@Flash16xx 2 года назад

"I love gash" hilarious!!

@Assilemy 2 года назад

Yay! Cool new studio! Excited for the episode :)

@DATsun727 2 года назад

You guys have the best audio I’m not joking it’s louder and more clear than most and I listen to a shit ton of podcast. And you guys rule in general.

@Travis.C.1208 2 года назад

Joe’s theory on buying tickets to the late show is 100% why I buy late show tickets. Big comedy head, and if a comic has a new hour, or even a Cellar or Stand show, and they have an 8PM and a 10PM, I’m getting the 10 every time! Also buy late shows because I know other comedy lovers have that mentality and the early show is more prone to “walk ins” that might Karen it up and fuck up the show.

@cpreid 2 года назад

How good is the Stand dude? Love that spot.

@AgendaInMind 2 года назад

@caless8693 Год назад

"What's your favourite chart?" hahah!!! Stealing this.

@desi4227 2 года назад

Love the new set! Can’t wait for the special!

@michaelp8995 2 года назад

literally such a great episode u guys are ON when ur uncomfortable. sorry about getting kicked out of the cubicle i think they probably found out that you overheard that one guy yelling and they had to blame it on something else

@thedonofthsht76-58 2 года назад

Joe talking about him walking with his girl and her friend and Mark says casually "3 woman" 🤣🤣🤣

@anthonystull787 2 года назад

This is gold baby!

@chriskasatka2095 2 года назад

Skanks For The Memories is one of the greatest stand ups ever.

@vstrvcvrtv 2 года назад

Marc is such a genius, that L7 was so smooth

@BodyMusicification Год назад

Love the childhood stories. Hope they get into it some more. Great insight into why they became comedians

@butterknutts5888 2 года назад

Love the sheath read !

@maxdmer03 2 года назад

Joe is crazy::::::Season 8 is gold!!

@kylemcgill2966 2 года назад

56:23 Jeez Mark, right in the feels!

@nathanzaslow5614 2 года назад

Neither Joe nor Mark knowing what a bar chart is has me absolutely dying. How do these queefs get dressed by themselves

@jerrilehane7815 2 года назад

We are the knife-fighting couple on the traincar for tonight's entertainment.Please tip generously when the funky hat is passed.Tell your friends to check out our late late show where I get to keeel the guy who think he uh badass !

@j.b.7133 2 года назад

you're not funny

@zakzak5892 2 года назад

You guys seem way less crammed in this place. Digging it!

@thedevil480 2 года назад

Just watched X... wow!.... one crazy old school flick. Great rec Joe

@gusjohnson0235 2 года назад

That ad read with Joe and Bert got me

@purplemonkeydishwasher9818 2 года назад

44:18 Jesus Christ that photo hahaha

@lostsoul2184 2 года назад

Go back to the couch or the roof of the building ...NYC 's character is so interesting to mix with the spirit of the show

@HankyDank 2 года назад

This place is so much better. No more wallpaper!

@GriseldaBSF410 2 года назад

Can't wait to see Mark at Magoobys in early June then Joe the following weekend! Amazing

@azhunt 2 года назад

Thank you for the Phoenix show! Bucket list item check off.

@Klocaine237 2 года назад

Wow love the new studio. Shit looks tight

@Chuckknotts2000 2 года назад

27:36 I love how "Luke" had to think for a second about what kind of car he has.

@davidperez5089 2 года назад

I think I just charted- Marcus is quick as a whip!!🤣

@Cdumps21 2 года назад

Omg the Sheath ad!! Holy shit

@SkaegSkater 2 года назад

I love the assigned seats because I get the view I want.

@ltsgoyanks 2 года назад

C'mon Joe! Too hard on season 8 and 9! There's some real gold in those seasons!!! X prob sux too! LMAO! Love ya Joe!

@NickDiazofNauts 2 года назад

“Usually they’re jacked up like a Picasso” GOLD

@truerambler 2 года назад

loving it! keep it up boys

@HankyDank 2 года назад

42:55 I died!

@18Callahan 2 года назад

Great episode 😂

@stanleykubik1778 2 года назад

congrats on the move, this new place looks way better

@dereksunderman5085 2 года назад

17:00 Joe acts super re-charted

@JM-sx4tn 2 года назад

There's a nice history with marks couch. It was part of the charm. It's like changing a main character in a sitcom with a different actor.

@mattmergy7050 2 года назад

I know that’s right

@israelmendoza9938 2 года назад

Holy shiet 😂 Ima git yall 😆

@lunchbreakjake 2 года назад

Lolll Mark in Joe's mouth in that ad

@ajh21313 2 года назад

The Ernie (List) commercial read was AMAZING! Almost pissed myself.

@sketcharmslong6289 2 года назад

It's a real knife fight out there

@Maxipad 2 года назад

this is great

@smokejensen_ 2 года назад

Bar graph…column chart…it’s all pipes!

@UnivegaSuperSport Год назад

49:00 A "blunderbuss" is the firearm he was referring to. Bastardization of two Dutch words that translate into "thunder-pipe"

@nah3193 2 года назад

My dad called me Rain Man growing up because I hated change, still do, lucky for you I'm still listening to the pod in my same spot so I can handle this.

@ImRanchWilder 2 года назад

33:52 I was thinking the pick play in football. Pretend like you're doing x to get away with y

@MrEggula Год назад

Around what time do you thinking it could allow but they closed it and it us is using it is

@mojosooner Год назад

Sid Caesar ! Oh man these 2 kill me!

@miramirez3574 2 года назад

Bob n weave try em both lol

@RadicalizeLeft 2 года назад

It’s good to know Joe will now start to refer to everything he can’t remember the words to as a “whistle”. No concussion to see here folks!

@Iamwatchinit 2 года назад

I like the new studio. It`s peaceful

@HouseJawn 2 года назад

First time seeing this pod. Joe reminds me of a mix between Seinfeld and Normand lol

@peterthompsonfunny 2 года назад

That’s what I thought my first time too. I’ll be honest, Joe rubbed me the wrong way at first. But now he rubs me good and hard and makes me jizz all over my dad’s bald head!

@bodyrot2794 2 года назад

I’m with your guys on being called big dog. The following are also names that grind my gears; chief, boss, big guy, sport, slick, kiddo ,fella and hey guy.

@johnchestnut9156 2 года назад

Mobile Alabama!!! We're here joe

@BigElectricCat 2 года назад

A Blunderbuss is what that flared out gun is called.

@dinibo 2 года назад

Beat me to it. One of the best words!

@The-D-Hoyt 2 года назад

Louie Anderson had a bit about muskets. Basically same as what Joe was explaining. Louie's bit was acting out the whole process of reloading and whatnot.