Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List #471 Original Cuck 

Joe’s disgust with the first watch beep me rolling

Joe being disgusted by the watch beep at 35:45 was so funny. Where's the new watch Mark?

Pound for pound the funniest podcast. Keep it guest free!

F*cking 3 minutes in and Mark says “I’ll blow the whole family” godddamnt these guys 😂

haha Mark is so fucking insane sitting middle seats and riding a BUS to a wedding!! hahah

Tuesgay is my favorite day

Dude what you're doing is great mark you're actually taking buses and going and living real life this is how you get real stories.

"middle seat is the window and aisle combined" the worst hot take in recent memory

Nikki Glaser not being able to talk is such a miracle Mark should've bought a lotto ticket.

Wait for this day every week, truly love this podcast! Y'all both are Perfectly matched for a show together... Even when y'all feel ya have nothing to talk about the show is Golden with y'all just flowing back n forth. Namaste Much Love From OhiO 🙏🏼🍄🙏🏿🌹🙏

Marks reaction to the tube top prom and expression to the corn row flip flop bridesmade ..."...thats unacceptable" Agree

Definitely my new favourite pod. All funny no self righteous social commentary. Good job fellas.

I've watched so many other podcasts but this one just hits a little different

I don't know how these guys handle all the traveling. No way I could do it.

Another Monday another Tuesday with stories Godbless

Mark said "some compost eating" I nearly spit coffee all over my windshield, Joe's wanted poster inspection sticker story had me drooling laughing like a idiot 😆 🤣

31:00 List doing his ad reads in an airplane bathroom after blowing the co-pilot

TWS is part if a balanced Tuesday breakfast

Love the subtle moan when the watch goes off. 😂

Great barrier queef

Mark on a bus with migrants from Florida: "anyone here from Caracas?! .. Siénteme duro!

Joes blue chew add made me fucking cackle lmao I’ve never heard someone make an ad so entertaining

"I thought he was a bird watcher" jesus mark 😂

Mark’s Tourette’s are gold every time. Space needle!

Joe’s cringe when the watch goes off 😂

35:43 The watch strikes again 😂

Mark is a legend

35:48 lol the pod without the watch beeping will be considered a lack of pipes jerry

Tell that to Vietnam, good lord mark 😂😂😂

I have a special needs kid. I got sensitive with the tard word for awhile. You gotta get over it. Especially if you grew up in the 80’s and 90’s, it’s just a part of our vernacular. We gotta stop crying over words. Especially in comedy.

Good ep, very loose and also tight, I like it when you missed each other and have a drop of contempt for one another 😅

I can't believe Mark doesn't realize he is one of the top funniest comedians of this generation. Rent the car, Mark. Haha

Love this podcast!

Getting here late (video, schedule allows to listen first) but cheers to all of us! Let’s have a great week!

MY COMMENT KEEPS GETTING DELETED, ITS A CONSPIRACY - Mark, hold the "start/stop" button on the Timex until the colon between the hour and minutes goes solid. It won't have the hourly beep after that.

6:28, and then Kevin James was the king of queens.

36:46 for all you watch beepin freaks out there

“You should smash that it would be the most viral video “. Lol

I think the point of tenure is that professors are free to do research and have non-popular opinions and not be afraid of being fired for their views or research. It’s like job security, that is supposed to allow academic freedom by not keeping professors in fear of losing their job for stating the truth or doing research.

I think I've got the same sort of timex? the control format is simple, there's a "set' button bottom right, there's a "next/previous" (top right, bottom left"), top left is the back light, and the big button on the bottom is like an 'enter key' to go "NEXT" with. hold down the set button for 3 seconds and it goes into 'setting mode', and then eg when you set the numbers you do the top right/bottom left to get higher/lower number-oclock, and then the bottom 'enter' button to move you to the next digit, and the 'set' button again when you've set every column as you want it and are done modifying settings.

Joe complaining about the watch is so crazy to me because he is the worst with most things!

You guys really are the best at the stream of thought comedy pod

I talked with a member of Houndmouth and they love you guys!

"I got twentyure" - Joe List

Algo'! Queef! Comedy! tuesdays a good day for the tuesgays fellas (and ladies 😉)

Lmao Joe the moment Joe said I'm hitting 198 out here, my first thought was that's not even that bad anymore

26:05 bullshat is hilarious & grammatically correct

2:09 ~ Ma-Newer "Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing."

Come to Denver!

"Pull out the razer!!"

great stuff :-)

Laryngitis… N Word… Yaknow.. Charades 😂😂😂

13:40 🤣🤣🤣

the beep!!

@houndmouth is a great rec boys!! Yeeees my favorite band!

Susan B. Answering and Christopher Walk in , I love Mark's OCD lol.

You know it's gonna be a good ep when Marks wearing a baseball cap

Still MonGay in LA

Please do live podcast in Philly!

Tenure, Jim Crow, the United Kingdom ... Someone get Mark an Encyclopedia Brittanica for Kwanza.

Mark, Joe, PLEASE. Do NOT kill yourselves, yet.

I know I am watching too much of Mark when I hear him make the second joke about someone named Duncan being associated with Dunkin' Donuts this week lol

35:46 hahaha

Joe Matarese's "comedy club" is a restaurant that he is rebranding on his website...Call it! Good ol college style prank

I've been listening to this show weekly for 6/7/8 years now, who the fuck knows, first time seeing the intro.

Mark said diamond Dallas page and I spit out my coffee. I treat his mansion for pest control here in Georgia as well as his athletics studio. Lol neat

Every story I hear about Bert makes him sound absolutely insufferable

Hi Mark hi joe

I worked with a guy that went by “Seph”, but I’ve literally never heard before or since

"Isis air" is Funny AF.

Poppin those kids’ cherries

These guys should do a side podcast called: "What's that word I'm thinking of?" I admire these dudes to the moon, but they are Victoria's Secret's models when it comes to actually knowing what human words are. I don't proclaim to be any kind of genius, but I think this would be an entertaining and educational sidebar to the podcast.

Joe "road house" list, nice kicks

Bingo!

I'm going to miss Normand's watch

Tube top makes me think of Rosie Perez in 'White Men Can't Jump'. I'm not even sure she wore one, but that's my mental picture.

Joe in the future i can inspect your car. would just need a little notice before, no check engine light on in the car and you'd have to come out to Nassau County.

Mark! Hard to believe that you do not know how big you are!!! Damn!!! You have been my favorite comedian for years watching every podcast you stick your nose in... and you still still think you need to take a bus,,??? OMG! I just feel so lucky that you hit our little Rochester, NY comedy club while u are fully matured and amazing!! Yet you still don't know it!! a year later! I do not expect to see you again Here at: Comedy @ the Carlson before you realize just how amazing and special you are!! You were already too big for us!!!!! Even though you are distinctly, possibly unfortunately a bit too ' ass kissing' to other comedians... taking "yes and - ing" a little 'too far' ....a little too positive to other comedians. Without having any real opinions and distinct personality separating yourself from kissing the asses of every other comedian... Which I ultimately support in a Joe Rogan Style! " The rising tide truely floats all boats" way!!! No doubt!! But please be just a touch more 'true to yourself' ....and a little less 'man be pam bi' .... milk toast! ....totally agreeable to every goddamn thing everyone utters! And this is from a woke left wing, middle-aged woman!!!! Please!!!! loving you Mark, now and always! Please keep plugging away... being your true self!!! Whatever and whoever that is!!! - a Life long "Normandite" forever!

We need a Timex smash video. We have all been through it enough and need the catharsis.

Joe, why don’t you take the car to the dealer for the inspection? Have a professional experience.

can day for his playstation controller forever reminds me this movie could win a lot of good shouldering video

Yeah, I'm sure it's this way a lot but if it isn't always this if it should be (being) +halved and have a lot being it to this a simple way to get all of it waterless

The Best.

Diamond Dallas Page 🤙mark knows whats up.

The Iron Triangle is that chop shop area by citi field....the entire place should be bulldozed

Wilco stinks. Thank someone for finally saying it out loud

"I know Nilco about Wilco"

Mark sounds like Howard Squirm

Each to their own queef but gillis above Normand on the bill doesn't work for me 🤷‍♂️

Tenure is a way to maintain their retirement.

Mark’s nailing em. I’m sorry I don’t respect anyone who wears Crocs

Does car inspection refer to getting an oil change 🤔 ? Just curious, not a phrase that's used where I live.

Betsy for Elizabeth.

Quit needling me!

Mark's watch is still here.

Watch needs to go to Smithsonian! Sotheby's auction will break a Timex record!

Happy to middle! Sorry if I came off as demanding and overconfident before.

hope your knee feels better Joe

Joe Joe Beans

51:19 they should thank us every fucking day.