Swimmer 3 is by far my favorite. Ever the gentleman toasting the crowd on each shot, and later passes out in the pool with the pickle still in his mouth.
+SkywardStar Studios you watched one guy drown, and another get in his car, drive it away drunk, crash it, and it burst into flames... and you think MAYBE it MIGHT be fake. that right?
Translation from Estonian: It is a big and important day. The Estonian Swimming Championships 2010 has been in the field for many years, but it is still looking for its right name. Today is the finals. The 4 bravest have reached the finals. They are the only ones who have advanced from the tense semi-finals. There has been a tight preliminaries screening throughout the summer and not does it sustain to compete very closely in this field. Ago Pärnust (Ago from Pärnu), his personal record of 5.35.14 is clearly the weakest, but his performance in the semi-final was impressive. Märt Raplast (Märt from Rapla), very stable this season. His swimming times are close to three minutes. The personal record is 3.00.00. And then Ott Tartust (Ott from Tartu), the hope of the future. The youngest participant, but made a big rise from among the juniors this season. His personal best is under 5 minutes, but his performances have improved with each race. Indrek Tapalt (Indrek from Tapa), well, who else but from Indrek Tapalt. A real giant in such a demanding field. The only Estonian who has gotten a result under a minute. But these past results are worth nothing today. The people rabidly sympathize with their heroes. Competitors move to starting bids. Ago, one might say, is the dark horse of this race. And of course the big favorite is still Indrek Tapalt. The world record may not really happen here today, but the Estonian record 0.12.14 is now in real danger over many years, unless a super surprise happens, Indrek Tapalt should take the victory from here. But with what time, that is the big question today. There is tension in the air, you could even say there is electricity in the air. So much is at stake, more than life is at stake. To see the traditional pre-start rituals of the competitors. And now the crowd holds its breath, the hall holds its breath, the whole crowd holds its breath. The start signal has been given. The first stage of the competition has started, which belongs to this field, to Estonian swimming: you have to drink half a liter of vodka. No need to score style points here. The pace is important and of course volumes, volumes and again volumes. Ott, by the way, what an interesting fact, outside of this royal area, that is, Estonian swimming, it is a complete abstinence. I said that style points don't count here, but if you keep your composure even in this difficult moment, you can see Märt. And here, at what pace Ago moves. Pickles, the only permitted aid. The judges have also thoroughly reviewed them to ensure that nothing has been inserted that could help the contestants. And here you can see that the contestants are more and more ready for the second stage. Märt, Ago, hard. It's hard! But now men's willpower comes into play. It's even harder for Ott, but he is also ready for the distance. The men go to the starting stands. You have to fix the starting position and this is one of the most difficult moments of the race. You could say that this is one of the key moments of the whole ordeal. Many, many, many have had to resign in this phase, but they are not in the final either. There are 4 of the strongest ones here, but they also have difficulties. Where is the jumping stand, where to go, there is no strength hands, legs either. But you have to go. Is everything to the judge's liking now? Have the competitors received their starting positions? Yes. The intermediate start signal sounded. A short moment in a headless state, but already the favourite gathers himself and sets out on the road to victory. At the same time, Ago is on the floor without leaving the stand. Yes, it was his last start. But the competition continues. Märt drowned in direct contact with water, maybe even sooner. Indrek, the grandmaster, has started very powerfully. It's true, the direction is not quite what it should be, but that does not diminish the value of his performance, the brilliance of his performance. In the background, you can see that, surprisingly, Ott from Tartu, who is swimming the dog paddle, is still on the course. At the same time, the audience lives along with what we see... Indreku has obvious difficulties.. yes. And the checkered flag indicates the premature end of the race. Ott has won. A new champion. Purely by persevering to the end. The people are going crazy. There is no one who is not left indifferent by this drama. What a surprise, what emotions! There is no need to hold back anymore and Ott downs another half liter of vodka. It is already a traditional victory vodka. And what does Ott do, where does Ott go? Ott shouts "Estonia victory dickheads!". A shout of victory worthy of a new champion. What an unexpected turn of events today. Ott rushes out into the cold! In the Snow! No to the car! Well, where now Ott, where now. But what does Ott do, he shows that he can still accelerate by moving on a trajectory that is understandable only to him, only to Ott from Tartu. Everyone has their own way. But so now... yeah that's the end. Amazing competition. Ott receives the championship title and posthumously inducted into the Estonian Swimming Hall of Fame. The other men did not get the result. In Estonian. Käes on suur ja tähtis päev. Meistrivõistlused Eesti ujumises 2010 alaga on küll tegeletud juba aastaid, aga eks ta otsib veel oma õiget nime. Täna on finaal. Finaali on jõudnud 4 vapraimat. Pingelistest poolfinaalidest rohkem edasijõudnuid ei ole. Suve läbi on toimunud tihe eelvõistlustesõel ja ega võistelda sellel alal küll väga tihedalt ei kannatagi. Ago Pärnust, isiklik rekord 5.35.14 on küll selgelt kõige nõrgem aga tema sooritus poolfinaalis oli muljetavaldav. Märt Raplast, sel hooajal väga stabiilne. Ujunud ikka sinna kolme minuti kanti. Isiklik rekordki on 3.00.00. Ja siis Ott Tartust, tuleviku lootus. Noorim osaleja, aga teinud juunorite seast kõva tõusu just sellel hooajal. Isiklik rekord on alla 5 minuti, aga tema sooritused on iga võistlusega paranenud. Indrek Tapalt, nohjah kes siis veel kui mitte Indrek Tapalt. Tõeline gigant sellisel nõudlikul alal. Ainuke eestlane, kes on saanud tulemuse alla minuti. Aga need varasemad tulemused ei maksa täna mitte midagi. Rahvas elab oma sangaritele maruliselt kaasa. Võistlejad siirduvad stardipakkudele. Ago, võiks öelda on selle võistluse must hobune. Ja muidugi suur favoriit on ikkagi Indrek Tapalt. Maailmarekordit siin täna võib-olla tõesti ei sünni, aga Eesti rekord 0.12.14 on üle paljude aastate reaalselt ohus, kui ei juhtu super üllatust, peaks ju Indrek Tapalt selle võidu siit võtma. Aga mis ajaga, see on täna suur küsimus. Õhus on pinget, õhus on elektrit võiks isegi öelda. Kaalul on oi kui palju, kaalul on rohkem kui elu. Näha võistlejate traditsoonilisi stardieelsed rituaale. Ja nüüd hoiab rahvas hinge kinni, saal hoiab hinge kinni, kogu rahvas hoiab hinge kinni. Stardisignaal on antud. Alanud on võistluse esimene etapp, mis kuulub selle ala juurde, Eesti ujumise juurde: tuleb ära juua pool liitrit viina. Stiilipunkte siin koguda pole vaja. Tähtis on tempo ja ikka muidugi mahud, mahud ja veelkord mahud. Ott muide, kui huvitav fakt, väljaspool seda kuninglikku ala ehk Eesti ujumist, on tegemist täiskarsklasega. Ütlesin küll, et stiilipunktid siin ei loe, aga soliitsust säilitades ka sellel raskel hetkel näete Märti. Ja siin, millises tempos liigub Ago. Hapukurk, ainus lubatud abivahend. Kohtunikud on need ka põhjalikult läbivaadanud, et sinna ei oleks pistetud midagi, mis võiks võistlejaid aidata. Ja siin on näha, et võistlejad on üha rohkem teiseks etapiks valmis. Märt, Ago, raske. On raske! Aga nüüd tuleb meestel tahtejõud mängu. Ottil veel raskem, aga ka tema on distantsiks valmis. Mehed lähevad stardipukkidele. Tuleb fikseerida stardiasend ja see on võistluse üks raskemaid momente. Võiks öelda, et see on kogu jõikatsumise üks võtmehetki. Paljud, väga paljud on pidanud just selles faasis allavanduma, aga nemad ei ole ka finaalis. Siin on ju 4 kõige kangemat, aga ka neil on raskusi. Kus on pukk, kuhu minna, ei ole kätes seda jõudu, ei ole jalgadeski. Aga tuleb minna. Kas nüüd on kõik kohtunikule meelepärane? Kas võistlejad on stardiasendid kätte saanud? Jah. Kõlas vahestardi signaal. Väike hetk peata olekus, aga juba favoriit kogub ennast ja asub teele võidu suunas. Ago samal ajal stadipukkilt lahkumata on mees põrandal. Jah see jäi tema viimaseks stardiks. Võistlus aga kestab. Märt kokkupuutel veega uppus tema, võib-olla isegi ennem. Indrek, suurmeister, on startinud väga võimsalt. Tõsi suund pole päris see, mis ta olema peaks, aga see ei kahanda tema soorituse väärtust, soorituse sära. Taamal on näha, et üllatuslikult on veel rajal Ott Tartust, kes ujub koera. Samal ajal elab publik kaasa jaaa mida me näeme... Indrekul on ilmselgeid raskusi.. jah. Ja ruudulipp näitab võistluse enneaegset lõppu. Ott on võitnud. Uus meister. Puhtalt sellega, et pidas lõpuni vastu. Rahvas on hullumas. Ei ole kedagi, keda see draama ei jätaks ükskõikseks. Milline üllatus, millised emotsioonid! Siin ei ole vaja enam ennast tagasi hoida ja Ott paneb hinge alla veel pool liitrit viina. See on juba traditsiooniline võiduviin. Ja mida teeb Ott, kuhu läheb Ott? Ott karjub "Eesti võit türa!". Uue meistri vääriline võidukarje. Milline ootamatu pööre tänastes sündmustes. Ott tormab välja külma kätte! Lumme! Ei autosse! No kuhu nüüd Ott, kuhu nüüd ometi. Aga mida teeb Ott, ta näitab, et suudab veel kiirendada, liikudes ainult temale, ainult Ottile Tartust mõistetaval trajektooril. Eks igalühel ole oma tee. Aga niisiis nüüd...jah see on lõpp. Vapustav võistlus. Ott saab meistritiitli ja postuumselt ka Eesti ujumise kuulsuste halli. Teised mehed tulemust kirja ei saanud.
Being a Finn I can kinda understand what's going on without actually knowing exactly what they're saying. I think I now know how most people hear Finnish.
Not really. Finnish and estonian doesn't sound similar that much. Maybe numbers yeah, puhekieli is pretty similar to estonian, however these languages have completely different intonation. Finnish is way more monotone however estonian sounds more like a singing. :)
I'm not saying this joke is bad, but even if it was they at least try. SNL just makes forced jokes no one feels comfy with, even the actors often look like they are like: "this has to be to low point of my career". Maybe it's more convenient to produce "fast meal" jokes or pretty much anything in States, but these Eesti boys are fly rolling.
@@mallu-lj4hm Comedy is easy to learn and hard to master. Think it's still general problem around the world that the quality of comedy is going down, which makes me question what kind of crap do we feed on. Why do we let em shove that crap for us and we swallow it, why won't we stop watching?
+Gaian Valdegamo Estonians are very well known in Eastern Europe for drinking. A good Estonian buddy of mine was out traveling, and wanted to hide the fact he was Estonian when there was a traveling group of loud drunk Estonians. Despite that, it's a lovely country, with amazing people.
+DinkyWaffle And a better wireless connection: www.bbc.com/news/technology-34942685 Once we get it up and running for commercial use, YOU'RE WELCOME. I say "we" because I'm tiny and insignificant and the tiny bit of national pride I occasionally get is the only thing that's keeping me going.
olluman123 “Ozzy Man Reviews” RU-vid channel. He did a video about this skit, titled “Ozzy Man Reviews: Drunk Olympics.” His whole channel is hilarious. I highly recommend it! If you are not in the United States or Australia, you might have to set your RU-vid settings to one of those nations to find it. I am in the United States myself, and Ozzy’s channel is findable for me without changing my settings, but in order to find this original video here I put my settings to Estonia because I figured I probably wouldn’t be able to find it otherwise.
Sketš oli super. Sobiks isegi riskikäitumise ennetamise kampaania reklaami ju. See on lahe, et Lembitu Kuuse nõustus seda kommenteerima. See teeb asja kuidagi eriti ehtsaks ja naeruväärseks.
See on mulle naljakas, sest umbes aasta tagasi, ma nägin palju reklaami, mis ütles, enam vähem, "Ärge laske purjus sõbrad ujuda". Nüüd, ma näen mispärast. This is funny to me, since about a year ago I saw many ads, which said, more or less, "Don't let drunk friends swim". Now I see why. Sorry for my Estonian mistakes, it's my second language.
Kuidas auto plahvatamine tehti? jooksev kaader juu... Super näitlejad! Arvan, et paljud ei saanud selle sketsi mõttele pihta. Ei tehtud ainult nalja vaid purjus peaga ujumise vaid ka autoga sõitmise kohta!
Loo moraal: kulla kaaseestlased, palun... ärge jooge alkoholi kui ujuma minek plaanis :) Teeks nii, et 2011 aasta suvi tuleb statistikas ilusam! Vaadake parem seda klippi ja naerge nii et silmad vees. Ott ja Märt on julged ja ausad!
