The lyrics are nonsense in the native language. It's meant as a satire of perfume and cologne commercials. I'm glad you found it funny, you got the right idea.
At the start you can see word "Пансионат" - basically it's a place for people to spend time relaxing, like a lodging home. However, at least in my case and I feel like historically because of Soviet times it's heavily associated with older retired generation being able to spend time like that and relax:)
I thing is what we also have in România. A vacation place with thermal waters, treatments and activities only for elders with some elderly health problems like osteoporosis and so..
YO MAN you HAVE TO check out Swoodeasu's Aqua song 'SIP'! I listened to it for 20 seconds, paused it, added it to my playlist, then resumed. IT'S AMAZING!