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Turning People Into Wine 

jacksepticeye
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A nice vintage human wine, a great year!
My COFFEE ☕: bit.ly/38CIixG
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@jacksepticeye
@jacksepticeye 3 года назад
CHEESE
@majesticfatcat
@majesticfatcat 3 года назад
CHEESE
@paigeperreault5789
@paigeperreault5789 3 года назад
cheese 😎
@XeonGame
@XeonGame 3 года назад
cheese 🧀 😎
@IsaacKirchner
@IsaacKirchner 3 года назад
CHEESE
@arasyirosli1905
@arasyirosli1905 3 года назад
Yeah 🧀
@moonethealien
@moonethealien 3 года назад
“I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off” then the music IMMEDIATELY kicking up is so perfectly timed I thought it was a cheesy dance movie
@wynterfrench2701
@wynterfrench2701 3 года назад
CHEESy dance movie?
@darknightshinto4575
@darknightshinto4575 3 года назад
I love how I scrolled to this comment as soon as he said that 😂
@hyperblade804
@hyperblade804 2 года назад
Easy as banana
@LoadBearingWheight
@LoadBearingWheight 2 года назад
CHEESE
@xRAINxOFxBLOODx
@xRAINxOFxBLOODx Год назад
3:27 for anybody just cruising through, btw.
@judesliggoo
@judesliggoo 3 года назад
"I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off" The pianist: *It's Showtime*
@mariaangel6073
@mariaangel6073 3 года назад
Lmaoooo 😆
@ishigami4622
@ishigami4622 3 года назад
*Jack's challenger approaching him*
@thatoneleaf9895
@thatoneleaf9895 3 года назад
@@ishigami4622 Challenger: "So you think you can defeat me winemaker? Im the greatest dancer ever to exist!" Jack: "Ohohoho.. you thought it was the winemaker... BUT IT IS I! SEÁN MICCLUCKLIN"
@Luke-mq7nj
@Luke-mq7nj 3 года назад
Why do I hear boss music
@The_4_Tailed_Therian
@The_4_Tailed_Therian 3 года назад
LM@OO
@RTGame
@RTGame 3 года назад
Vino Humano
@serv3384
@serv3384 3 года назад
You have taught him well
@yes.2875
@yes.2875 3 года назад
A comment from RTGame yet there's only 7 likes after 41 minutes? Wow, I guess I'm a part of history now.
@TinyAlison
@TinyAlison 3 года назад
@@serv3384 Yes yes he have the manic did it
@Nobody-jd4fn
@Nobody-jd4fn 3 года назад
@@yes.2875 we are a part of history
@beck2682
@beck2682 3 года назад
VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO VINO HUMANO
@DeEnDubleyoo
@DeEnDubleyoo 3 года назад
"That last level was pretty linear." I would ask, how many non-linear trains have you been on and why?
@RoamingPlayer
@RoamingPlayer 3 года назад
you havent rode the spaghetti train yet? Kinda cringe not gonna lie
@mr.novoice3435
@mr.novoice3435 3 года назад
@@RoamingPlayer Wait did you get the meatball carriage? I was all the way back at the cheese carriage!
@thatoneleaf9895
@thatoneleaf9895 3 года назад
@@mr.novoice3435 Dude why are you complaining? The cheese carraige was a party! So many people were throwing cheese it was crazy!
@circularnectarine1439
@circularnectarine1439 4 месяца назад
bro hasn’t ridden the maze train
@viviwexler8937
@viviwexler8937 3 года назад
imagine getting poisoned by someone and your last words are “i cant be dead, theres another level”
@AssassinRockxz
@AssassinRockxz 3 года назад
Lmaoooo the cheese part got me. That whole area around that cheese part killed me lmao
@milome1532
@milome1532 3 года назад
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
@Galaxy-ke9mf
@Galaxy-ke9mf 3 года назад
That 2nd guy who replied probably lives in his mother's basement. (His comment is now deleted I was talking about WickedSoul)
@tungabunga4107
@tungabunga4107 3 года назад
Damn 5 replies in a row are bots thats sad
@FireBunBunNerd
@FireBunBunNerd 3 года назад
@WickedSoul so is your brain because thats all you know what to say
@frankcastle1862
@frankcastle1862 3 года назад
E
@photographicdisaster2134
@photographicdisaster2134 3 года назад
“You’d make a terrible door.” my favorite quote;
@bisszy536
@bisszy536 2 года назад
lol
@stelaiirr
@stelaiirr 3 года назад
People: *having serious conversation* Seán: “Nice pants!”
@theaquaticz
@theaquaticz 11 месяцев назад
"I could kill for some clothes like yours rn"
@khaoscorbeau7694
@khaoscorbeau7694 3 года назад
"LALALA." "Cheese!" "She loves cheese." "Cheese!" "What you wanna eat?" "Cheese! Hey-" "What you like in your sandwich?" "Cheese! Chee- Cheese!" "What you like in your fondue?" "Ch-Cheese!" "Pam- What goes well with wine and crackers?" "Cheese!"
@william_ok
@william_ok 3 года назад
yes that happened
@mikedavis5328
@mikedavis5328 3 года назад
@Lemon Grab you'll have to live the rest of your life knowing that your smartass reply actually happened, are you OK with that?
@william_ok
@william_ok 3 года назад
Lemon Grab oh no I’m doomed
@general7190
@general7190 3 года назад
Lmao the way she says it was unreal.
@XeonGame
@XeonGame 3 года назад
yes we watched the video
@PositiveLBo
@PositiveLBo 3 года назад
People: *exist* Hitman Jack: So you've chosen wine...
@cringyhuman3210
@cringyhuman3210 3 года назад
Delicious wine
@andrew_owens7680
@andrew_owens7680 3 года назад
But which wine goes best with bananas?
@rh4723
@rh4723 3 года назад
@@andrew_owens7680 human
@AquaStrategist
@AquaStrategist 3 года назад
@@rh4723 Indeed, very true.
@Gone29364
@Gone29364 3 года назад
*Wine them*
@abraxisardynt961
@abraxisardynt961 3 года назад
They were dead for 15 minutes and nobody came to arrest Jack. That means he's legally allowed to leave.
@Rogue_Sniper
@Rogue_Sniper 9 месяцев назад
Is that how it works?
@xeropulse5745
@xeropulse5745 3 года назад
Proof that Jack is still Irish: He calls any shrubbery "the hedges"
@KieranPoundall
@KieranPoundall 3 года назад
british people too? probably every other english speaking country. american is like a completely different language
@xeropulse5745
@xeropulse5745 3 года назад
@@KieranPoundall yeah true, I havent seen any brits recently because I'm living in the middle of a field and were still on level 5 lockdown here in ireland😂
@grotesquepoppy
@grotesquepoppy 3 года назад
I live in America, I've never called that shrubbery- It doesn't depend on the country, more who you grow up with.^^
@xeropulse5745
@xeropulse5745 3 года назад
@@grotesquepoppy because shrubbery isnt a thing like hedges. Shrubbery is just decorative plants in general. Hedges here are what we use to divide fields from roads, or separate people's gardens. But he literally called an area of flowers "the hedges" which is something people say here. Now like Kie pointed out, I forgot he lives in England. They say that there too.
@othnielmcfarlane3612
@othnielmcfarlane3612 2 года назад
@@grotesquepoppy im in america and i call them bushes
@vdq
@vdq 3 года назад
"Taste breifcase" - *hits the dude straight in the nose* The comedy in that part is next level
@koala4210
@koala4210 3 года назад
jack: "is she good? is she bad? what the hell is going on?" Agent 47: same dude same
@ayyylmao101
@ayyylmao101 2 года назад
Gotta love their "I trust you wholeheartedly to keep my best interests in mind while betraying me" relationship
@theclickbaithub5285
@theclickbaithub5285 3 года назад
Jack : Pushes "Captain Briefcase" over a short wall. The Game : Instant Chaos
@Gabbie.xoxoxo
@Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад
Some random person: “I’m dying for some wine right now” Jack: “I know just the thing for you...”
@simplysailor4976
@simplysailor4976 3 года назад
AHAAAA SHIT
@Taco.922
@Taco.922 9 месяцев назад
@iamafraidofwomen*banana
@aleeya00
@aleeya00 3 года назад
The fact that he knows what Alice’s power is * chef kiss *
@brandon6485
@brandon6485 3 года назад
Imagine hearing a strange sound, going over to investigate, and the last thing you ever hear is "Lawyer Attack!" before getting knocked the hell out
@chattyotter3300
@chattyotter3300 3 года назад
😂
@outcastforever1876
@outcastforever1876 3 года назад
Ghost be like how did you die Some random dude throwing around bananas and screaming LAWYER ATTACK Pffft That's one hell of a way to go
@brownmexi3087
@brownmexi3087 3 года назад
BROO Jacks face when he said “i sure hope no one challenges me to a dance off” and the music started playing had me dead if you want the time 3:30
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 3 года назад
Jack : "I'm gonna load a save and throw a serum at him" *_*Casually ignores his own advice*_*
@o__o.6212
@o__o.6212 Год назад
As amazing as that would've been it seems from when he tried to throw it out the back of the train that he can't actually throw it
@CommonCommiestudios
@CommonCommiestudios 3 года назад
Jesus when he learns people are 72% water:
@Ethan-ep2zl
@Ethan-ep2zl 3 года назад
Lol
@pluto4156
@pluto4156 3 года назад
Lol
@mrkarkus6004
@mrkarkus6004 3 года назад
yUP
@atoastedfruit8745
@atoastedfruit8745 3 года назад
LMAOO
@JD-cg3dh
@JD-cg3dh 3 года назад
Lol
@archonmage2486
@archonmage2486 3 года назад
Jack: see talking out your problems is way better than shooting everyone. Him literally two seconds later: can I get in the tank and kill everyone?
@kooky20
@kooky20 3 года назад
Made me laugh so hard🤣
@rayneclouds223
@rayneclouds223 3 года назад
@logan roof dude, WTF!?
@Dudette222
@Dudette222 3 года назад
@@rayneclouds223 don’t give him attention, within a few years he’s gonna be ashamed of himself
@irish9766
@irish9766 3 года назад
There’s a secret ending where if you pick up the serum and wait about a minute something happens
@aK_iraa
@aK_iraa 3 года назад
Theres also an ending where you can stab him with the serum
@inflatedrat2445
@inflatedrat2445 3 года назад
It’s 47 seconds
@NathanJamesJerritze
@NathanJamesJerritze 3 года назад
@@inflatedrat2445 lol
@mrawesomeness4488
@mrawesomeness4488 3 года назад
It’s 47 secs
@generalgrievous3422
@generalgrievous3422 3 года назад
U can also squish the woman in the grape squisher
@sb810
@sb810 3 года назад
"You'd make a terrible door" He just ruined this man's whole career
@Leonhard1508
@Leonhard1508 3 года назад
Hodor starts punching the air...
@obsidian-_-darke9341
@obsidian-_-darke9341 3 года назад
It's ok, even the camera shut him down
@NostalgiaMan
@NostalgiaMan 3 года назад
Ah Jack your commentaries are better than sweet wine.
@lololololololololololololo7754
@lololololololololololololo7754 3 года назад
You should comment one more time to get more self-promotion
@littlenoname3912
@littlenoname3912 3 года назад
It depends on if Jack plays it or not LOL.😎
@darkmaster4598
@darkmaster4598 3 года назад
Holy irish wine
@harvey3724
@harvey3724 3 года назад
@Logan Roof his dad is burning in hell
@Ada-cp1wb
@Ada-cp1wb 3 года назад
L-L-L-L EECCHHH
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 3 года назад
Jack : "we tango'd together, man" Diana : "the poison is administered by touch" _You put two and two together, Jack..._
@irish9766
@irish9766 3 года назад
It was actually when Diana put her hand on his at the start
@tristanraine
@tristanraine Год назад
@@irish9766 it could have been both.
@madelineslough6168
@madelineslough6168 3 года назад
When Jack walked past everyone on the train and they all said “Sir.” It reminded me of that one Star Wars meme
@gilles466
@gilles466 3 года назад
"My Lord"
@justingreathouse626
@justingreathouse626 3 года назад
My lord
@randomgirl7166
@randomgirl7166 3 года назад
My lord
@intellibi4254
@intellibi4254 3 года назад
My Lord
@arianamarkus5041
@arianamarkus5041 3 года назад
26:25 Just for quick access 👌🏼😂
@CoffeeGamer03
@CoffeeGamer03 3 года назад
"Talking out your problems works so much better than killing everyone" *Sees tank* "Can I shoot everyone?"
@okcoda5685
@okcoda5685 3 года назад
Jack: “ she banana backstabbed me..” also jack: * 2 seconds before backstabbing her*
@solowmute7735
@solowmute7735 3 года назад
Lmao If ppl don't get it remember when he stabbed her with a axe 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@trinabean
@trinabean 3 года назад
2 seconds before banana backstabbing her
@kelseywu3723
@kelseywu3723 3 года назад
"I sure hope no one challenges me to a dance off...." **music starts** **people start walking closer on the dance floor** Jack: **visibly sweating**
@reilover69
@reilover69 Год назад
22:27 I'd like to imagine that all the dudes in the room just hear a muffled voice saying "I saw my bald life flash before my eye's. An icicle!" and then a bald ass dude comes in and immediately run out.
@NostalgiaMan
@NostalgiaMan 3 года назад
It is hard to know if this game is comedy or action
@A_Shfox
@A_Shfox 3 года назад
Hello
@andr0s695
@andr0s695 3 года назад
Yes
@whoisjoe5610
@whoisjoe5610 3 года назад
bruh moment
@kiddiestrangler
@kiddiestrangler 3 года назад
Both
@theswissmiss69
@theswissmiss69 3 года назад
Y not both?
@BettinaLevyUT
@BettinaLevyUT 3 года назад
Hey Jack! Just wanted to recommend a game I think you'd really like called Omori. The story is a dark RPG maker game that tackles themes of anxiety and depression, BUT the game is also very sweet and imaginative and fun! It came out only a few months ago, and I believe it would be right up your alley!
@chickencola8583
@chickencola8583 3 года назад
Omg yes I love Omori
@atlas1102
@atlas1102 3 года назад
That would be really entertaining
@igiveup5585
@igiveup5585 3 года назад
I just heard about omori today im gonna play it and I hope sean plays it too because from what I heard its good
@takeme2urleader589
@takeme2urleader589 3 года назад
I'm surprised he hasn't played it yet honestly. It's certainly the type of game that Jack would enjoy.
@lilacpen8678
@lilacpen8678 3 года назад
Wait, Omori's _out?_ God, I've been waiting for that game for _years._ I'd love to see Jack play it.
@fuego5350
@fuego5350 3 года назад
"And then we tango with Diana with an axe in our hand" *gently stabs the back of her head* What a gentleman
@KaijuRails54_Official
@KaijuRails54_Official Год назад
It seemed she was edging him
@UltimateFormula1Fan
@UltimateFormula1Fan Год назад
He must have AXED her the question. ^^
@samleidel3162
@samleidel3162 3 года назад
Target: saying something actually important that jack should probably listen to Jack: *thinking hard on a banana one liner* ITS TIME TO PEEL
@rinqueen
@rinqueen 3 года назад
Jack: “GASP! Human contact!” Everyone: cries in pandemic
@miel_m251
@miel_m251 3 года назад
understandable😥
@milome1532
@milome1532 3 года назад
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
@rinqueen
@rinqueen 3 года назад
@WickedSoul honestly what compelled you to say that?? Please delete this, it’s not funny it’s just disrespectful.
@dux3644
@dux3644 3 года назад
Agent 47: *Actually dies from human contact* 17:12
@failedfairytales22
@failedfairytales22 3 года назад
@@rinqueen it’s extremely fucked up. I just reported them
@okiedokie.sophie
@okiedokie.sophie 3 года назад
“Turning people into wine” Attack on Titan fans: *sweats nervously*
@pk42069
@pk42069 3 года назад
Oh no
@EuleChaotic
@EuleChaotic 3 года назад
😂
@levi0394
@levi0394 3 года назад
OMG 😂 well really it would be the opposite, right?
@msroseafton
@msroseafton 3 года назад
And Blood C fans. (๑>◡
@13_cmi
@13_cmi 3 года назад
What about 7 seeds? You know. Tricking people and giving them hope just to blend them up to turn them into fertilizer?
@jeremyb3612
@jeremyb3612 3 года назад
“All I did was push a man over for looking to much like me” Imagine
@ShadowWitch666
@ShadowWitch666 3 года назад
Imagine this in a Convention hahaha
@pablinho2882
@pablinho2882 3 года назад
"In a winery, no one can hear you smell" -Jacksepticeye 2021
@cba2make1up
@cba2make1up 3 года назад
guy who looks like 47 minding his business Seàn: *YEET*
@trevbot8783
@trevbot8783 3 года назад
@Logan Roof that’s not funny
@KromusProspectus
@KromusProspectus 3 года назад
@Logan Roof srsly another one!?!
@4644Pops
@4644Pops 3 года назад
Jack: Oh no...that’s a human blender Also Jack: *Activates blender*
@vpirules95
@vpirules95 3 года назад
When life gives you humans...
@KromusProspectus
@KromusProspectus 3 года назад
@@vpirules95 make humanade
@loafyu5405
@loafyu5405 3 года назад
@@vpirules95 make hummus 😳😳😳
@solowmute7735
@solowmute7735 3 года назад
@@loafyu5405 do you not know what hummus is it's a type of food dummy
@jakeypowell1831
@jakeypowell1831 3 года назад
@@solowmute7735 do you know not know what a joke it’s a type of humour dummy
@doishid
@doishid 3 года назад
"Banana!" **throws a knife in someones face** "oh, that wasn't a banana :("
@jelly_bread388
@jelly_bread388 3 года назад
E
@alexandrescualina9096
@alexandrescualina9096 3 года назад
The last level actually takes place in the Carpathian mountain of romania (my homeland :) )
@Thatonegirl989
@Thatonegirl989 3 года назад
It looks so beautiful there, I can’t believe that’s where you live.
@DapperCrap
@DapperCrap 3 года назад
Jack: I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance-off! *music starts* Jack: '0'
@barackobama7832
@barackobama7832 3 года назад
"Don't worry I found my banana, it was in the bushes" Sounds very wrong lol
@spoot3613
@spoot3613 3 года назад
jesus turned water into wine. people are 60% water. therefore jack is 60% jesus
@cookie8954
@cookie8954 3 года назад
Hes more than 60%
@explicationfc2713
@explicationfc2713 3 года назад
%70
@spoot3613
@spoot3613 3 года назад
@@cookie8954 scientifically, no. but according to my cult, yes
@spoot3613
@spoot3613 3 года назад
@@explicationfc2713 60 because stience
@duck_dabs6618
@duck_dabs6618 3 года назад
it wasnt jesus, it was cheesus
@halenhamstead5256
@halenhamstead5256 3 года назад
“what goes well with wine and crackers”, guys he’s back
@cripperwhipping3238
@cripperwhipping3238 3 года назад
@WickedSoul how is that funny
@terra_the_nightingale135
@terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад
@WickedSoul yes we are aware. Anything else you’d like to contribute?
@johnjamesmcdonagh7090
@johnjamesmcdonagh7090 3 года назад
Cheese
@Ori_The_Dino
@Ori_The_Dino 3 года назад
CHEESE 🧀😭
@arrowfox9069
@arrowfox9069 3 года назад
Little bit of constructive criticism, you could use a mint
@OG_Jam
@OG_Jam 3 года назад
Jack: "I'm 47" Me: "well sir you're looking good for your age"
@snakeeyes9246
@snakeeyes9246 3 года назад
You're*
@OG_Jam
@OG_Jam 3 года назад
@@snakeeyes9246 thanks for the spell check I'm dyslexic but I've changed the spelling now 😊
@OG_Jam
@OG_Jam 3 года назад
@Logan Roof I know, no one here was talking about his dad.
@nicke.8622
@nicke.8622 3 года назад
@Logan Roof When your older you'll realize how insensitive you've been
@orchidsarepretty1422
@orchidsarepretty1422 3 года назад
@Logan Roof what is wrong with you
@Kati_P
@Kati_P 3 года назад
The title gives the phrase "full-bodied flavor" a whole new meaning....
@lonelyteapot858
@lonelyteapot858 3 года назад
Anyone else concerned about the fact that Diana's making moves on someone who shares her DNA? (If you missed the original games: Diana was the mother of 47 before he was converted and eventually cloned twice)
@crazybl1tz88
@crazybl1tz88 3 года назад
oh fu- SWEET HOME ALABAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAA
@katemartin113
@katemartin113 3 года назад
AND 47 killed her parents... damn their relationship is awkward
@Wavewave3161
@Wavewave3161 3 года назад
I'm confused she was a kid when 47 killed her parents
@knighttime5761
@knighttime5761 3 года назад
Jack’s logic: “I’m gonna offer him a muffin and then he’s gonna be my friend.”
@brandongorby5444
@brandongorby5444 3 года назад
“And THEN I won’t have to kill anyone cuz I have love and friendship”
@knighttime5761
@knighttime5761 3 года назад
@@brandongorby5444 Yup
@leoo1831
@leoo1831 3 года назад
If I was offered a muffin I would definitely be that persons friend.
@Candy_Mandy
@Candy_Mandy 3 года назад
I mean... I would be his friend if he gave me a muffin
@knighttime5761
@knighttime5761 3 года назад
@LouisM WHAT?!!
@thehauntedhive
@thehauntedhive 3 года назад
Don't worry, it's grape juice
@mckenziecreech3414
@mckenziecreech3414 3 года назад
Rotted grape juice
@ObsidianMLG
@ObsidianMLG 3 года назад
Old grape juice. 😎
@ArmaTomicx
@ArmaTomicx 3 года назад
Human grape juice
@slug9378
@slug9378 3 года назад
Red wine more like it
@turloughkelly9129
@turloughkelly9129 3 года назад
Has anyone else ever skinned a grape or just me
@thatcrystalpie
@thatcrystalpie 3 года назад
sneak up from behind someone and whisper “justice served” and incapacitate them with legal documents
@ryanborden3492
@ryanborden3492 3 года назад
Jack: I liked the last mission, but it was really linear. Me: well no shit jack it was on a train.
@SeeMeRowan
@SeeMeRowan 3 года назад
As the child of a lawyer, Sean's impression was spot on. He even got the bald head in the game.
@buckknows2499
@buckknows2499 3 года назад
“People are 70% water” Jesus jack: I now make you into wine
@milome1532
@milome1532 3 года назад
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
@averagejuicer3913
@averagejuicer3913 3 года назад
Yes and the other 30% are grapes.
@kayleaf
@kayleaf 3 года назад
@@milome1532 please stop spamming. this is the third video I've seen this comment on. grow up
@milome1532
@milome1532 3 года назад
@@kayleaf no
@jasonpatterson8091
@jasonpatterson8091 3 года назад
This guy can kill anyone and instantly wear their clothes perfectly. Meanwhile I can't even find socks that fit me properly.
@randomaccount8020
@randomaccount8020 3 года назад
Yeah you're not a video game character
@wyattyxe
@wyattyxe 3 года назад
Jack: sees blood. first thing he thinks of ITs A taste TEST
@jakeseasman285
@jakeseasman285 3 года назад
Jack: oh no that’s a human blender *proceeds to turn it on*
@DILLONSHIPLEY
@DILLONSHIPLEY 3 года назад
General Kenobi
@dunloehenderson9152
@dunloehenderson9152 3 года назад
Hello there
@yhavinmiles
@yhavinmiles 3 года назад
His line should've been "Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Banana" "Banana who" Orange you glad I'm not gonna kill you with an orange?"
@jimbothetimbo6790
@jimbothetimbo6790 3 года назад
Garfield my female caregiver
@rjstackadolla1214
@rjstackadolla1214 3 года назад
Or it should have been knock knock whos there? Banana banana who? Orange you glad the last thing u will see is a banana?
@thivirufernando3449
@thivirufernando3449 3 года назад
Turning people into wine Hmm maybe he’s gonna turn the other 40% of the body into grape juice
@dat_fast_boi
@dat_fast_boi 3 года назад
Vino Humano.
@eggman4964
@eggman4964 3 года назад
26:39 Who knew diplomacy would work so well? *Immediately plots massacre*
@hakaisuijin
@hakaisuijin 3 года назад
Agent 47 .. The ONLY agent who can actually kill someone with a banana
@ren82
@ren82 3 года назад
What about John Wick?
@parade6271
@parade6271 3 года назад
@@ren82 john wick doesn't have the sheer power of the banana
@ren82
@ren82 3 года назад
@@parade6271 No one does
@parade6271
@parade6271 3 года назад
@@ren82 the potassium is just too powerful
@ren82
@ren82 3 года назад
@@parade6271 Not even God himself can handle the potassium.
@thehauntedhive
@thehauntedhive 3 года назад
I'm here for the wine please
@tomaszniemotko7909
@tomaszniemotko7909 3 года назад
I’m here for the people
@jeremyb3612
@jeremyb3612 3 года назад
Aren’t we all
@iaminevitable3495
@iaminevitable3495 3 года назад
When Jack doesn't have a screwdriver on him you know something is wrong
@o__o.6212
@o__o.6212 Год назад
Something about an assassin operative getting smacked down by another assassin operative and having to steal a guy's clothes just to talk to a winemaker, combined with Jack's casual air and really enjoying the party, just makes me think of some assassin-party where backstabbing and sneakery is just casual politeness.
@rafivjehian3971
@rafivjehian3971 3 года назад
"well i cant be dead because theres another level" "well the anime protagonist cant be dead because there's still another 24 episode"
@rainyday8484
@rainyday8484 3 года назад
attack on titan spoilers levi rn 👁👄👁
@ki8743
@ki8743 3 года назад
@@rainyday8484 Lmao 😂
@RamiroBelmaresJr
@RamiroBelmaresJr 3 года назад
Lmao I'm imagining the assassination through that woman who watched a soldier walk in moving like a weirdo then yells "TIME TO PEEL!!" Before he throws a banana at her colleague then he throws a hobby knife at her 🤣
@RayMak
@RayMak 3 года назад
Human wine is delicious
@Nobody-jd4fn
@Nobody-jd4fn 3 года назад
Hello, how ya doing
@lennonobyrne5769
@lennonobyrne5769 3 года назад
Ray, I’ve watched 4 videos before this one and you’ve commented on them all. Please.
@doublecypher9885
@doublecypher9885 3 года назад
I know it almost taste as good as blood
@SteveTheWereWalrus
@SteveTheWereWalrus 3 года назад
Hi i find you every where
@ethanhoffman9875
@ethanhoffman9875 3 года назад
It tastes great but it's expensive
@finalbossgamer5481
@finalbossgamer5481 2 года назад
13:43 Jack: What if...banana? **Intense piano music in the distance**
@rp_drawingz1205
@rp_drawingz1205 3 года назад
Im already loving this so far😂🙌thanks so much Jack for coming back better than ever, we missed you😎
@wilbarker8171
@wilbarker8171 3 года назад
eh?
@worldofhighlights4746
@worldofhighlights4746 3 года назад
Let’s see how many subscribers I can get from this comment
@benfletcher8100
@benfletcher8100 3 года назад
@@worldofhighlights4746 How about a Fuck you instead?
@worldofhighlights4746
@worldofhighlights4746 3 года назад
@@benfletcher8100that’s gay man
@amandasheridan4635
@amandasheridan4635 3 года назад
... Uhh what do ya mean subscribers from thus comment. Your channel or jack
@griffinsummoner
@griffinsummoner 3 года назад
"Turning People Into Wine" Doesn't use the giant wine press. :(
@Laroling
@Laroling 3 года назад
Doesn't turn into the giant woman. Seriously I clicked this video thinking of RE village. Still this is hilarious.
@seisosimp
@seisosimp 3 года назад
That's something for the Vino Humano Man to do
@TonyStark-hb8cu
@TonyStark-hb8cu 3 года назад
No one is untouchable
@NotForConsumption
@NotForConsumption 3 года назад
Jesus when people annoy him: “turning people into wine”
@jeffdabr2216
@jeffdabr2216 3 года назад
What a cool and original comment
@sweatyrie-rie5241
@sweatyrie-rie5241 3 года назад
0:08 Sean makes this so ironic because she actually poisons him with that touch which is later revealed after you complete this mission.
@katydid-zu3pq
@katydid-zu3pq 3 года назад
I've never played Hitman personally, but it just seems like Assassin's Creed with baldness
@moonlightstudios6764
@moonlightstudios6764 3 года назад
YES. that's all I have to say.
@InsomniacStephens141
@InsomniacStephens141 3 года назад
You're not wrong
@Splatcake
@Splatcake 3 года назад
This game doesnt punish you for stabbing everyone with an icicle
@kay-dc8495
@kay-dc8495 3 года назад
"Turning people into Wine" *"Is it possible to learn this power"*
@weegeeismad9298
@weegeeismad9298 3 года назад
Only a spoonful
@CreatureCal
@CreatureCal 3 года назад
Not from a Jedi
@ryzech4168
@ryzech4168 3 года назад
Yes but not from a cup
@-Jest3r-
@-Jest3r- 3 года назад
'tis possible
@thebigbarnfarm2540
@thebigbarnfarm2540 3 года назад
Not from a Brit
@FewAxis
@FewAxis 3 года назад
"he's not dead... BANANA, oh that* wasn't a banana" made my day
@blakehhg4162
@blakehhg4162 3 года назад
Jack: “I don’t know who you work for” “OO MUFFIN”
@makimojimali
@makimojimali 3 года назад
Jack: This is gonna work i swear also Jack: *saves immediately*
@Gabbie.xoxoxo
@Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад
“Turning people into wine” Me, who’s 70% water: “Are you challenging me?”
@oimate6357
@oimate6357 3 года назад
No. Not at all. Not even slightly. How the hell did you even come to that conclusion?
@mila3853
@mila3853 3 года назад
@Logan Roof what the f get some help💗
@huntermarsh4717
@huntermarsh4717 3 года назад
@Mo Nikhil True and it’s especially sad that jacks father is just laying dead and unconscious forever. Sorry religion/mythology is bullshit. Science has won. And Logan Roof is right. Even though he’s being an ass he still isn’t scientifically wrong.
@jasonisacone8451
@jasonisacone8451 3 года назад
@Logan Roof ok?
@NathanJReal
@NathanJReal 3 года назад
3:33 Is the BEST! Made me laugh so much when I first saw it in the stream!! 🤣🤣🤣
@karlrassmann4604
@karlrassmann4604 3 года назад
Alternative title: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to kill me?
@rkrough6996
@rkrough6996 3 года назад
Jack’s Title: ‘turning people into wine’ No one: Jesus: “ and I took that personal”
@milome1532
@milome1532 3 года назад
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
@Sunny_Ray911
@Sunny_Ray911 3 года назад
@@milome1532 Reported for spam. :)
@milome1532
@milome1532 3 года назад
@@Sunny_Ray911 who cares
@vee_draws_stuff5300
@vee_draws_stuff5300 3 года назад
Lady at the start: **holds 47’s hand** The sound effect: **squUiiIsH**
@milome1532
@milome1532 3 года назад
Jack should play ori and the will of the wisps since he played ori and the blind forest
@Aus_Boss
@Aus_Boss 3 года назад
@WickedSoul Dude stfu
@vee_draws_stuff5300
@vee_draws_stuff5300 3 года назад
@@Aus_Boss just report them, they’re a terrible person.
@Sunny_Ray911
@Sunny_Ray911 3 года назад
@@Aus_Boss It's a bot. Learn to recognize them, report, and move on. All we can do.
@timfangrad5173
@timfangrad5173 3 года назад
Jack: 'pushes someone and gets arrested" Me: This isn't even worthy of a forehead smack
@hieveryonemynameiskermit4109
@hieveryonemynameiskermit4109 3 года назад
9:43 with all this they are saying about this room, they're practically begging for you to trap them in there
@kepnach6453
@kepnach6453 3 года назад
Agent 47: What would you like to drink Victim: Water Agent 47: So you have chosen 🍷
@roulettegaming753
@roulettegaming753 3 года назад
14:06 jack: walks in and has to get a pat down. random guy in the same uniform: walks right passed the dude
@jaiydenveysey7103
@jaiydenveysey7103 3 года назад
Nobody literally Nobody: Mr.Jacksepticeye: LAWYER ATAACK!!!! *Hits him with briefcase*
@ninetail200
@ninetail200 3 года назад
DAMN! (Rolls on ground laughing my ass off) 🤣🤣🤣
@jaiydenveysey7103
@jaiydenveysey7103 3 года назад
Wow this is the most likes ive ever gotten on my comment
@canonically47
@canonically47 3 года назад
jack: where am i again? russia? me, a romanian: he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
@ZeldamonCWB
@ZeldamonCWB 3 года назад
As my cousin Dalton once said "Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your girl into mine."
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 3 года назад
I love that no RU-vidr can resist walking through the news camera in the beginning of the level.
@crispycrocs8360
@crispycrocs8360 3 года назад
Me shaking with anger when jack doesnt kill tamara with the grape crusher: *THIS IS F I N E*
@s0n0fw0lf_9
@s0n0fw0lf_9 3 года назад
I know, I thought that's what he meant with turning people into wine
@theinternetlawyer7126
@theinternetlawyer7126 3 года назад
”This looks like the start of the game, on the training” Me: but Sean, thats on a boat!
@austinschroeter5978
@austinschroeter5978 3 года назад
Before that is a prologue cutscene in snowy mountains in the exact coat he wore after leaving the train, a bit strange tho, as if Arthur Edwards knew he would come and take it...
@elliotl1804
@elliotl1804 3 года назад
"She banana backstabbed me." I'm all about using this line somewhere lmao. Epic!
@Jake1702
@Jake1702 3 года назад
21:59 "I'm walking along it like I'm holding a shit in" Well if you had to walk against the ledge of a moving train that's exactly what you'd be doing.
@thenarratorOfyourExistence
@thenarratorOfyourExistence 3 года назад
"They don't even know I have a banana in my pocket." favorite line ever.
@millibossanova8678
@millibossanova8678 3 года назад
“I sure hope nobody challenges me to a dance off!” *music starts* “Oh...it’s happening”
@abbiesharkey
@abbiesharkey 3 года назад
water: exists jacksepticeye: no no no, where’s the people?
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