Turnip Boy Robs a Bank: A Cinematic Masterpiece 

It's time to dive into the post apocalyptic hellscape that is the Turnip Boy universe once again. You can watch the first game in this series, Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion here. And special thanks to Snoozy Kazoo for providing a key for this game, it was wonderful ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4_YXjp5z7d4.html

I like how Turnip Boy's biggest influence on the world... is that they've _started laminating documents_ so he can't rip them up.

i think my favorite detail in this entire game is the fact that the final boss fight was sung by hatsune miku. this implies the existence of foodfolk miku and in extension foodfolk vocaloid. anyways she’d be a leek

I love the recurring joke that "Tax Evasion" is *infinitely* more dangerous and harder than killing a God or literally doing anything more threatening than ripping apart a piece of paper

Can’t wait for “Turnip Boy commits arson”, “Turnip Boy jaywalks”, and “Turnip Boy violates the Geneva Convention” for more wacky fun times!

They should make a JRPG taking place in the war between the games, call it Turnip Boy Dodges The Draft

Hearing about this game for the first time, I didn't really expect Turnip Boy to just be robbing the SAME bank.

a lot of people are saying “turnip boy commits arson” or “turnip boy commits war crimes” is next but these games have to do with money, at least the crime committed, so i think it should be “turnip boy launders money”

There wasn’t any mention of a sibling in the previous game but in the secret basement you can find multiple pictures, and one of them shows a family of turnips which includes a female turnip

Opening a game on the words "Two days after killing a god", is the most metal thing since goddam steel.

23:17 *"No one knew what to do so they split and sealed off the room"* It's good to know that even after the entire world got engulfed in nuclear fallout, Fazbear Entertainment's shady business practices is still kept alive to this day by sentient veggies running a shady bank.

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank is just an alternative title for Daneshiro Strikes Again!

That garfield mug reference is actually hilarious because of those radioactive garfield mugs XD

I love that the explanation for not being able to rip things is that they laminate their papers now 😆

I didnt expect a sequel to turnip boy commits tax evasion but i definitely aint complaining

is anyone going to talk about how the end song is canonically a song written and played over the radio at the end of the world?

Just so you know. The girl the uncle mentions, pretty sure we met her before in the first game. First hiding in a cupboard and then a boss fight. I just rewatched RT's first playthrough and recognize the last name.

36:10 In case anyone is curious, this and the boss is a reference to Super Animal Royale, a small indie furry battle royale game.

“Your a monster” If turnip boy speaks he kills someone, he’s literally an eldritch monstrosity

It's funny how turnip boy is still glowing from that radioactivity from the first game, nice detail

Turnip Boy has gone full Daneshiro and will now start his own Mafia Empire across the new world for the eventual sequel of this game; *Turnip Boy Signs the Divorce Papers*

I love how instead of a singular 'Pierog' they keep calling it 'Pierogi', indicating that in that one Pierog there are multiple other Pierogi

This game is just everything the RTgame channel stands for, capitalism, the mafia, and murdering innocent bystanders.

Theres something so painfully human about a radio host playing one last song for the world to end to

Can't wait for the Sequel for this; Turnip Boy Breaks the Geneva Convention to neatly tie the bow in this Trilogy

I love how Dan never once used the dodge roll in a boss fight. Peak gamer here.

this turniped my boy

On a more sincere note, theres something about these games that i struggle to put into words, but its just a vibe that makes me really happy. The best way i can describe it is that it feels so sincere, and so, like... genuinely crafted? It feels like a game made with passion filled with jokes I'd make with friends. Like every aspect of them makes me feel like the people who made them would be fun to hang out with. Like on a surface level it's all a joke, but filling every gap in those jokes is something so extremely and specifically sincere. It feels like theres a lot of personal elements hidden just beneath the surface. There's a very distinct, sincere emotion that i feel by the time of both the credit songs in these games, and i really struggle to describe it. It feels like the work of artists sincerely representing exactly what they want to make without any ounce of shame, and having an amazing time.

35:58 it says Hello Vegetable! 43:07 the eyes are bleeding this time

All love to the true hero: Canadian Bagged Milk. Sacrificing himself for you over and over, and still apologizing.

44:13 is that the freaking locked box from FNaF 😭

The next game better be called Don turnipchino the second _______ The blank is some sort of crime, gotten from a wheel of fortune styled spin. Also, our playthroughs were completely different, as I basically exclusively used the guns, especially the base ones, as unlimited ammo and range were really good sells. Legitimately, the melee is just too risky mid to late game, the shotgun uzi combo is really better.

Thank the mushrooms Annie is a returning character. I love her.

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Can't wait for the cyber-themed trisequel, *_TURNIP BOY DOWNLOADS A CAR_*

Turnip boy beats didn't need to go this hard but the second game didn't disappoint with that banger at the end

The end credits songs in this series are BANGERS, tho! Props to everyone who worked on both these games! YALL ARE UNDERRATED AF!!!🔥🔥🔥❤️

Turnip Boy is like the plant version of Kirby and I am all for it!

I was not expecting to see references to Super Animal Royale in this game, that was a cool fight. For those who don't know Dr. Dogma (And Super Fox) comes from a battle royale game called Super Animal Royale.

I might be the only one to notice this but at 11:29 the melon gives a Garfield mug which is referencing the very old McDonald's Garfield mug which contained 169,500 ppm lead (90 ppm is unsafe for kids) this reference fits perfectly with the games lore which is based around radiation mutating things

AM I GOING CRAZY OR IS HATSUNE MIKU SINGING THE FINAL BOSS MUSIC???

What Turnip Boy and Persona 5 have in common is that people who talk in punctuation marks tend to kill gods.

Something I just noticed watching this is that RT almost is always quiet during the credits. Whether that's due to editing or not, it's actually just a nice way to digest the whole experience. It's really neat, and something I appreciate now.

Hey RT just wanted to say thanks for introducing me to this game! I actually bought my little sister the prequel for her birthday two weeks ago and she ended up finishing it on the same day the sequel came out! It ended up being a great bonding experience for us! 👨‍👧

rock rights are trans rights are human rights

Truly the greatest sequal since Shrek 2. The song at the end unironically is soo good. RIP Dillitini, he was a real one.

What can I say that hasn't already been said? Major props to Snoozy Kazoo for once again creating a game that proves you don't need fancy graphics as long as it has HEART! Both the first game and this one show tons of love the creators poured into them. Love them for it and RT for playing both!

35:59 The binary says "Hello Vegetable" If you're curious

Turnip Boy is just if Kirby was a vegetable. They’re both adorable, round, unspeakable eldrich horrors. Also 29:55 … wasn’t that literally in the latest Kirby game?

As a Polish person seeing a pierogi made my day

If I had a nickle for every time I've seen Dan fight an alien by ramming a truck into it, i'd have two nickles.

The effects/nature of the nuclear fallout in this game reminds me of Adventure Time, and that’s a huge compliment

I don't remember anything about the orignal turnip boy because at the time I was in the hospital (minor procedure) and all I remember is when I went under dreaming about watching a streamer play it, woke up and forgot everything about it, and I have missed alot, clearly.

This stream was so fun to watch live, everytime Dan passed by the trans blueberry chat would spam the lesbian and trans heart emotes. We also would spam ‘DANESHIRO, NO!‘ everytime he said ‘let’s just grab a bit more stuff’. Another good running joke was that we would always ask for Dan to get the milk on the upgrade screen. Arguably the best part, was everytime a new song came on chat would spam the glow stick mareep and head banging cupcake emotes. ESPECIALLY on cash is king. We also had some devs in chat! The official snoozy kazoo twitch account is named ‘Slayqueen32’ so we have the real SlayQueen in chat, she says ‘SlayRT32’ and dips. I love twitch chat. I used to just watch the highlights but I’m starting to actually watch on twitch too!

As someone who works at Starbucks, Uncle Rigsby is our usual kind of customer

Next game should be called "Turnip Boy Starts A War"

the credits song being the song what a human radio station played right before the bombs dropped was an incredible idea

Now that you are a Don, have bank space ship and know that alien exist, next game will be Don turnipchino invade other planets

"Enter the gungeon" but it's an extraction shooter but it's in the universe of Turnip Boy commits tax evasion is such a funny idea

Technically this takes place in a post apocalypse apocalypse.

I didn't pay attention to the video for a second, suddenly RT is fighting Turnip's dad, who's piloting a flying mech suit in space while Hatsune Miku is singing "Don't weep boy! Kill the bad guys!"

Pay close attention to the end credits and see that the ghost of Don Turnipchino the First has cheeks

We got turnip boy commit more crimes before GTA 6.

“Don Turnipchino the Second Commits Necromancy” he’s bringing his family back. He eventually has to go through hell in which he meets people he’s killed and we can have a remix between how the first and second game played

Considering the fact that they reference isekai's, it feels poetic the final boss was killed by a truck

I remember when I saw the first game on the Switch E-Shop, I was *VERY* tempted to buy it based on the name alone but I decided to hold myself back. Then I saw you upload your playthrough of it on RU-vid and I realized how I pretty much avoided a gold mine and immediately bought the game and played through it myself I'm now the biggest Turnip Boy fan anyone I know irl will ever encounter without question. I know a ton about the lore that was never mentioned in-game (examples being that every foodfolk lays eggs and is a fusion with a bug, Turnip Boy is a six foot nine spider, Dilitini is a caterpillar, Old Man Lemon is a Butterfly, one of the carrots is another spider and Mayor Onion was a ladybug. I also knew about Turnip Girl crashing a plane and dying far before TBRaB was announced), I popped off when I recognized the In The Brush Remix (Mecha Chad's boss fight song) or the Bill Collectors Extended Mix, I popped off even harder when I recognized certain names like General Grapefruit (who didn't appear in this video but is in the game) because their name was on Old Man Lemon's hitlist in TBCTE, I especially got excited whenever I saw any and all returning characters, I even have the 3rd highest Turnipleon (Turnip Boy Wordle) streak in the Snoozy Kazoo Discord Server. If I never saw your first playthrough of Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion then I never would've found this incredible series of games and several others wouldn't have either. Keep Making awesome content Dan, your stuff incredible!

I have adhd and would most definitely lose that slime/soap video fight with Mecha-Chad

love how the credits lists everyone's pets in their own section. great game, 10/10

Wasn't expecting some trans lesbian representation, this game truly rocks!

can't wait for the frogger-inspired sequel, "turnip boy commits jaywalking''

3:47 You have no idea how much I want this now RT

50:27 This is the greatest plaaaan!!

After turnip boy 1, didnt expect them to make a hybrid between hotline and enter the gungeon for the sequel…

The best offense against eldrich entities: Really Fast Truck

Next episode should be called don turnipchino the second: the third

cant wait for the next game in this series: Turnip Boy Commits Institutional Corruption

One day, they will have a Turnip Boy game in the style of Ace Attorney. His crimes will catch up to him eventually.

turnip boy was how i found your channel so glad to be here again

I'm so happy RT is back, his videos are one of my comforts after work and college classes :)

i do love how the pointer for the dialogue boxes is just a gun, thats it

My name is turnip dimadome owner of the turnipsville dimadome

I just finished watching the stream vod of this (and the COYA) yesterday I wasn’t expecting the highlight video so soon but will happily watch it again!

This game is the perfect sequel, it did a lot of the same while making it different enough to be unique and fun to watch, and also Super Animal Royale being in this game was unexpected

36:00 He really did just say "Hello Vegetable!" in Binary! LOL

I hope that every sequel to Turnip Boy will have a completely different genre, because that would be a very unique gimmick for a game series.

as a sapphic i am here to say the florist and the strawberry’s relationship is 100% accurate i know those lesbians

I love how silly these games are. We need more silly games.

They called him the Turnip King back in college

This series has really been solid, I'm very impressed.

I really hope there’s a third game titled “turnip boy downloads a car” which starts with the premise and ends with breaking into the ruins of the pentagon

I swear the credit song in both games is my favorite part

Join us for the next game in the series: Turnip Boy Runs a Drug Empire.

So glad RT is playing this Masterpiece, and it funny how he totally gets how the comedy of the Game works and knows what's gonna happened before it does 😂😂

Waiting for the inevitable third game "Turnip Boy violates the Geneva Convention" and the RTGame video "Turnip Boy violates the Geneva Convention: A Cinematic Masterpiece"

That credits song really REALLY relaxed me as i listened. Such a bop!

The Turnip Boy games are definitely two of my favorite indie games, I swear

these games have no business having such boppin' ending themes. im so glad they do

This game was such a good sequel I played it as soon as it came out, I honestly just wish it was longer since there are only 5 bosses, hope the next game is Turnip Boy Invents New War Crimes or Breaks Intergalactic Law or something

I NEED to get that credits song on my playlist… such a good song!

The sequel we've all beeen waiting for

Turnip boy is becoming more and more like the perfect role model.