Mutated renaissance samurai turtles who live in a sewer, eat pizza and have a literal rat as their teacher. _It's pretty fucking weird if you think about it._
I once saw a group of people guard the baby turtles into the water and every time a bird came down theyd hit the thing with a stick and throw rocks at it
Yep I still remember when I was pooped out I had to wiggle myself out the hospital into the sea. No idea how I didnt drown but Im here now 24 years later.
