1. I am the real Ralsei, feel free to hug me in the replies ^_^ 2. this vid is -retarted- kinda below average so I will just type the lyrics to each of the Perk-A-Cola jingles from Call of Duty: World at War and Black ops 1 Zombies game mode No copy and paste, All Natural! (but I did look up some of the lyrics though) Juggernog When you need some help to get by Something to make you feel strong Reach for Juggernog tonight Sugar seduction delight When you need to feel big and strong Reach for Juggernog tonight! Speed cola Your hands are slow Your movements sluggish Your lack of speed Just brings you anguish!! Just take a sip You'll move much faster JUST TRY IT NOW!! AND SPEED IS MASTERED (Press those lips against the only one that really moves you) (Speed cola speeds up your life.) Quick revive (my favorite perk :D) When everythings been draggin you down Grabbed you by the heel And pulled you to the ground If ya wanna get up You need a little revive If ya wanna get up YA NEED A LITTLE REVIVE!! Double tap root beer Coowwboys cant shoot slow Orr they'lll end up below Wheeen they need some help They reeach for the root beer shelf (augh!) Coowwboys cant shoot slow Orr they'lll end up real low Wheeen they need some help They reeach for the root beer shelf YA THIRSTY PARTNER?! PhD Flopper (my favorite perk, yes the extra D in PhDD is on purpose) (PhDD) Night time scene (PhDD!) The streets. Are mean (PhDD) The things I have seen The good (PhD) The bad And the in between When you dive to prone you are truly gonna own PhD (Flopper!) When you dive to prone its gonna shake ya to the bone all the zombies gonna groan cuz of P H D!! (PhDD) The feelins growin strong (PhDD!) So right that it feels wrong (PhDD) Like the chorus of a song (Flopper!) (PhDD) Not short but not too long Slap your body to the floor Everybody needs some more of your lovin Your explosive lovin When you dive to prone its gonna shake ya to the bone all the zombies gonna groan cuz of P H D!! (Flopper!) Damn straight Stamin-up (Stamin-up-Min-up) (Stamin-up-Min-up) (Stamin-up-Min-up) When you need some extra runnin When you need some extra time When you want to keep on gunnin When you like a twist of lime When you need to keep on movin When you need to get-away When you need to keep on groovin When you need that vitamin K, babe You know you want me!! Lets run the extra mile! I'll open your eyes and I'll make you see! I'll make it worth your while! Stamin-up-min-up Sounds like its Staaaaaaaaamin-up time! oh yeah, drink it baby, drink it Deadshot Daiquiri (err means to make an error) To err is human to forgive is divine Well I'm not forgivin and the error aint mine They aint quite human at least theyre not to my eyes One sip of this and I'll give them the shock of their life YEAH WE GOT THE GUNS AND WE GOT THE BOMBS IN DEADSHOT HEAVEN WE POP, SKULLS FOR FUN ZERO IN BABY ZERO ON THAT SPOT THE HOT SPOT BABY GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT So quit Complainin About Your bad aimin Just try Try again for me With the headshot power of DEASHOT DAIQUIRI!!!!!!!!! Mule Kick Legend tells us of a man A hero in a tortured land Where Senoritas lived in fear Their lonely nights in deep despair He was EL BURO!!!! (hee haw hee haw) Across the fields across the plains he ran so fast he dodged the rain He waasss El Buro!! He hurried in to save the day gun in hand thrice they say He was strong like a Mule he was stubborn like a Mule he even kicked like a Mule El Burro!! A man of equal soul they say But some men more its just the way! He was El burro! He was EL BURRO! EL BURRO!!!! BONUS Electric cherry *a̴̢̬̯͔̝͔̻̾͝ ̴̛͉͔̝̭̹̲̰̰̌͋̉̍̉̅̒̄̃͌̊̈́̆͐͝ț̴̡̡̨̱͈̜͓͎͍͗̈́̊̏̃̄̅̅͒̽́o̷͙̝͕̅́̓̂̚͠t̴͉̬̗̼̜͛̔̂̕ä̶̢̢̨̛̝̣̭͔̱̰̐͆̅̂͋̚ͅͅḷ̴̨̨̛̖͓̼̠̪͖̖̙̉̈́̂̌̃̉͗̐͊̾̚̕͠͠ļ̷̰̳̞͍͈̱̤͉̹̾̆̌̀̓̍̂̂̎̿̋̉͘͜͝ͅy̵̰̘̠̝̒͌̅̓̽̂̀̐̊ ̵̱̜̼̮͔͍̈́̏̂͒̋̃̈́͋̑̾͋̋̂͘ņ̸̘̳̞͇̱͖̿̃̏̍ö̵͍́̏̓͑̊͌́̔̊̔̇̓̌̆͑́r̴̛̩̻͙̯̞͒̾̄̿̅͝m̸͙̺̗̠̏̀̀̑͌͐̆́̎̇͑̓͝a̶̙̗̤̗͂̒͂͌͛̑̓̋͑́̇́̑̂͘l̷̡̛̳̹͙̳͉̗̺͆̈́̀̐̕̕͘̕͘͝ ̷͕̮̻̤͉̠̩̯͂̌̏̏̈́̈̀͠j̷̱̣͈͖̲̭̼̘͚̪̣̿̅̎͐̐̍͌͆͐͊̈͐̂̒ï̶͎͍͉̄̂͜͜ͅṅ̷̮̲̟͍̓̍͊̿̆̅̈͋́͘̕̕͠ͅǧ̸̨͙̗̩̦͓̮̫̪̞̤̥̜̂̈͛͆̆̑͘͜ļ̵̼͚̟̯͇̻̎̽͑̍e̷̥̜͔͎̼̰̠͈͎͋̋̆̀͋̏͌* Whew, thats done, if youre seeing this, thanks for reading this all the way! maybe Ill add the bo2 jingles some day ^_^
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