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Melissa and Alan have a little thing for each other. When the moment's right, they can't restrain themselves.
Season 6, episode 12 (Thank God for Scoliosis).
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@PowNiels
@PowNiels 4 года назад
Season 6, episode 12 (Thank God for Scoliosis)
@peytonmarceaux8788
@peytonmarceaux8788 3 года назад
@Harry Engel xerox
@peytonmarceaux8788
@peytonmarceaux8788 3 года назад
@Harry Engel Buxton
@hankscorpio7767
@hankscorpio7767 8 лет назад
"You're the boss, you can get IN anytime you want." DAMN!!
@amosmaka6030
@amosmaka6030 7 лет назад
Hank Scorpio "I ache for you." - Melissa
@Slim2Flo
@Slim2Flo 6 лет назад
Yep thats just great damn
@emmanuelnwufo9273
@emmanuelnwufo9273 5 лет назад
Wide OPEN...
@ajayunm9223
@ajayunm9223 5 лет назад
I want an assistant like that!!!
@Nathan-en9dn
@Nathan-en9dn 5 лет назад
@@ajayunm9223 no you don't... that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
@mattroche9648
@mattroche9648 2 года назад
Melissa was definitely the best to Alan, in general, she cared and loved him, wanted him to feel special, and seemed to genuinely care for him.
@embe1
@embe1 7 лет назад
That woman is seriously perfect.
@greatest_bumble_bee_dude
@greatest_bumble_bee_dude 5 лет назад
Booh yeah ☺
@towelie8608
@towelie8608 5 лет назад
@@TheDiamondsions send pls
@douglasmacneil4474
@douglasmacneil4474 5 лет назад
embe1 she is in superstore
@Alexander_l322
@Alexander_l322 5 лет назад
@@memoranda1 take a cold shower
@memoranda1
@memoranda1 5 лет назад
@@Alexander_l322 ...OK ...now what?
@randy109
@randy109 9 лет назад
Sometimes sexual tension is better than the REAL sex. Doesn't happen often in life, but when it does it is magic!
@asifinamdar7913
@asifinamdar7913 8 лет назад
Creep
@rohanmiscrits
@rohanmiscrits 7 лет назад
Asif Inamdar never had that before? :(
@randomrealistictone2231
@randomrealistictone2231 7 лет назад
I have
@rohanmiscrits
@rohanmiscrits 7 лет назад
Random Realistic Tone​ me too, it's great
@MrBrewman95
@MrBrewman95 7 лет назад
Sometimes it can be painful. It felt like my balls were going to erupt.
@billa107
@billa107 8 лет назад
Melissa was the best. I wish the writers went with Alan and Melissa in the end instead of Lyndsey.
@bobhutchinson3638
@bobhutchinson3638 8 лет назад
Lyndsey was awesome too, she was more mature and self sufficient than Mellisa.
@Gaur8n
@Gaur8n 8 лет назад
that becomes highly overrated when you are a bitch
@Biorythym
@Biorythym 8 лет назад
Love love love Melissa...I can't decide wether she of Candi is my favorite!
@morgan8757
@morgan8757 7 лет назад
could you blame her he burned down her house
@johnyguitar258
@johnyguitar258 7 лет назад
dint he made love to her mother as well
@Gaur8n
@Gaur8n 8 лет назад
Melissa was my favorite woman on the show. Wife material for sure.
@surreallove1486
@surreallove1486 7 лет назад
Kelly Stables is sooooooo sweet.
@sanhcman666
@sanhcman666 7 лет назад
Gaur8n and hot, with good boobs
@blackdarkdarkerbleach7100
@blackdarkdarkerbleach7100 6 лет назад
Gaur8n she was amazing. But she sure wasn't Kandi.
@rareform6747
@rareform6747 5 лет назад
Yes , love her and compact size ...
@vashistavenkatesh1804
@vashistavenkatesh1804 5 лет назад
Kandiiiiiiii!!!
@deadmanthehekatonkheire994
@deadmanthehekatonkheire994 4 года назад
When you find a hot girl who's just as weird as you, never let go.
@TheArcher101
@TheArcher101 4 года назад
I did - she f'd off for another man
@kawasakimeldon4971
@kawasakimeldon4971 4 года назад
Read the book called "The Manipulated Man" and you'll know why she left.
@Takashii85
@Takashii85 3 года назад
And Alan still fucked it up
@SimplyOutlandish
@SimplyOutlandish Год назад
Say it louder for the choir 😭
@abhacs01
@abhacs01 Год назад
Doesn't even need to be hot.
@Netherwolf6100
@Netherwolf6100 9 лет назад
She really was the best woman for Alan. Shame she didn't have her own place when she demanded they move in together. We all know how that turned out sadly
@kaydee63
@kaydee63 4 года назад
If someone like Melissa was my receptionist, I'd get in early every day of the week.
@adamdorgant9454
@adamdorgant9454 2 года назад
Agreed!!!
@violagentsch
@violagentsch 2 года назад
I had a perverted/ discriminating guy like you as a boss, I'll quitt my job.
@kaydee63
@kaydee63 2 года назад
@@violagentsch Ok, thank you for telling me, I guess
@oreoyo5639
@oreoyo5639 2 года назад
I like how you deemed as both perverted and discriminatory like your boss just off his comment lmao.
@michaelterrell2108
@michaelterrell2108 Год назад
@@violagentsch I think he means if the attraction was consensual on both sides.
@andrewbui8295
@andrewbui8295 7 лет назад
If only Melissa's mom didn't ruin Alan's and Melissa's relationship
@bohdisativa2941
@bohdisativa2941 5 лет назад
Andrew Bui she took him back later on
@634983
@634983 5 лет назад
All Allen's fault
@kpowers8489
@kpowers8489 5 лет назад
Andrew Bui he fucked up picking Lindsey over her
@maxplays9187
@maxplays9187 4 года назад
@@bohdisativa2941 Then he screwed it again
@bobbyshmurdashat3254
@bobbyshmurdashat3254 4 года назад
Well actually they stayed together after that but Allen and Charlie got into a fight and he left the house. He did a little realtor job for his mom and pretended like one of the houses was his. Melissa didn't know, they got caught and thennnnn she broke up with him
@thegreatdavonte
@thegreatdavonte 9 лет назад
"Your the boss, you can get in any time you won't." DAAAMN!!!!
@jameslandon1686
@jameslandon1686 7 лет назад
TheGreat- Davonte I wish I was the boss.
@duanestorch2774
@duanestorch2774 6 лет назад
TheGreat- Davonte
@HughJazz13
@HughJazz13 5 лет назад
*want
@raksh9
@raksh9 5 лет назад
"Nothin' for a whole half hour?" *"Wiiiiide open"*
@josephcockburn1402
@josephcockburn1402 4 года назад
You're
@allllooosh
@allllooosh 10 лет назад
she is so cute and her voice killled meee
@surymukhisharma9761
@surymukhisharma9761 6 лет назад
shiksha mitra
@VLRAIDER
@VLRAIDER 2 месяца назад
She is the Bernadette that worked
@knowwhattimeitis
@knowwhattimeitis 4 года назад
"You're the boss, you can get IN anytime you want" "Wide open" *Martin's voice* SHE'S A FREAK!!
@mthokozisithokzan3343
@mthokozisithokzan3343 3 года назад
And stay deep inside deeper
@mightymac63
@mightymac63 4 месяца назад
"How's my schedule?"..Melissa: "It looks pretty tight" Damn!
@SirChivalRegal
@SirChivalRegal 4 года назад
The tension and spontaneity in this scene, is the best in any TV show before or since. Many films too.
@boulbaggies1465
@boulbaggies1465 5 лет назад
Their chemistry was just amazing
@tangkhul_Tekken
@tangkhul_Tekken 4 года назад
Melissa is so likeable. She's like a breath of fresh air
@roryfitzpatric
@roryfitzpatric 4 года назад
Alan should've married her, they were so perfect for each other! Love at first sight!
@jamesdick2580
@jamesdick2580 4 года назад
i know, right? damn you, Chuck Lorre!
@adamdorgant9454
@adamdorgant9454 2 года назад
Agreed!!!!
@Zman63
@Zman63 Год назад
Kelly Stables is a joy to watch…. She played a perfect part on this show
@lutherfromtherogues8074
@lutherfromtherogues8074 7 лет назад
"Berta hide the vacuum cleaner" one of the best things Charlie Harper ever said
@michaelpeets7261
@michaelpeets7261 2 года назад
Yeah Better Hide it Berta.
@virtualdark2295
@virtualdark2295 Год назад
I know people didn’t like it when Ashton Kutcher(even though he’s not the problem) replaced Charlie, but there was an episode of Walden mentioning that he used a vacuum cleaner for… well Charlie mentioned it forcing Berta to throw it in the trash.
@Rafayel06
@Rafayel06 5 лет назад
"You don't have to explain. I understand." Two sentences of lifetime happiness.
@Xylarxcode
@Xylarxcode 10 лет назад
You know, Alan complains a lot about being very unsuccessfull with the ladies over the course of this show, but he actually gets into relationships and has sex quite often for a guy his age. Probably more then most married men. Sure, he strikes out a lot too, but he still managed to get laid often enough that it wouldn't warrant complaining. But I understand it's just part of the humor of the show.
@FavioRiveros
@FavioRiveros 6 лет назад
Just like George Constanza! XD
@emilyfernandez9109
@emilyfernandez9109 6 лет назад
I'm pretty sure most married men stay with one chick....and I hear they rarely have sex
@georgebrice3831
@georgebrice3831 6 лет назад
Favioriveros+ yeah but I don't think George constanza got laid as much as Alan did yeah George wish he could get more pussy than Alan did
@random-ig6tp
@random-ig6tp 6 лет назад
you dont know much married men or you might just be a square :\
@johntedesco9834
@johntedesco9834 6 лет назад
Xylarxcode I agree but to be in the shadow of a man who fucked an entire Satanic cult of women in one night I could bang 5 girls a weeks and still feel like virgin
@eddiej9733
@eddiej9733 3 года назад
‘I’m giving you no no’. Perfect writing . Perfect acting .
@sanjidvinsmoke2676
@sanjidvinsmoke2676 6 лет назад
Nothing for half Hour? Wide open omfg hahahahahh
@johntore6108
@johntore6108 4 года назад
@Steve Hunt Any Straight Man would and should.
@ps6474
@ps6474 6 лет назад
One of my favorite clips. Fave part...1:59-2:15. Alan..."Oh God" lmao, he couldn't resist! Perfect
@Romieoallenhere
@Romieoallenhere 5 лет назад
" Wide open.....!! " those looks with this line..... Killed me 😊😀😁😂😂😂
@effyleven
@effyleven 8 лет назад
All joking apart, mutual passionate sexual attraction is rather nice to watch, isn't it? Sorta, cathartic.
@lawrencedockery9032
@lawrencedockery9032 6 лет назад
+effyleven Totally. One of the best feelings in the world is when the person you want more than anything, wants you just as badly. It's so amazing.
@fernandomelgar892
@fernandomelgar892 5 лет назад
@@lawrencedockery9032 Damn, you're so right.
@vamokage4720
@vamokage4720 5 лет назад
True that. The show is good and all but I feel people should be more like looking forward to a stable relation. 1 partner 1 life.( Unless divorce hits). As a matter of fact the no. Of failed marriages would actually be less if divorce wasn't in the picture. Couples can resolve things between them.
@pr00009
@pr00009 5 лет назад
not to mention imaginery
@Greta_Traderberg
@Greta_Traderberg 5 лет назад
That's called love, my friend
@iairon7609
@iairon7609 7 лет назад
How did Alan pull this girl tho,she's one of the hottest in the whole show
@moonie1825
@moonie1825 5 лет назад
She's literally charlies sloppy seconds.
@jaycegti2200
@jaycegti2200 5 лет назад
Another question being, how did Alan Harper pull ANY of the girls that he did?????
@blackmidimin6720
@blackmidimin6720 5 лет назад
Sometimes the chemistry is just overwhelmingly there
@DeezUp4Da3zz
@DeezUp4Da3zz 4 года назад
@@moonie1825 almost every woman is someone's sloppy seconds
@rafinha15d
@rafinha15d 4 года назад
I'm so happy for Zippy. He deserved that!
@thomascalderon598
@thomascalderon598 6 лет назад
“I haven’t checked but i’m pretty sure my balls look like 2/3rds of the blue man group.” Damn Alan, Melissa got you by the balls! 😂
@davem1212
@davem1212 5 лет назад
She’s so adorable.
@supermariobro93
@supermariobro93 2 года назад
“Nothin’ for half an hour?” 😳 _“Wiiiiiide_ open.” 😏
@DukeFavre
@DukeFavre 5 лет назад
This brings me back so many good memories.
@nickdawn3985
@nickdawn3985 8 лет назад
This was one of my favorites. Thanks!
@kingdae2022
@kingdae2022 3 года назад
It’s so funny how an unlucky guy like Alan gets lucky so often lol I was so proud of him this episode😂😂
@ad8128
@ad8128 5 лет назад
" I ache for u.."- she'd be a great wife and partner in life.
@adamdorgant9454
@adamdorgant9454 4 года назад
ADARSH DIVYAJYOTI I know Right!!!
@Benderrr111
@Benderrr111 7 лет назад
"I'm giving you a no no" LMFAO ))
@DanielCardei
@DanielCardei 7 лет назад
don`t give me NO NO NO >.
@caci111
@caci111 5 лет назад
3:32 Alan: "nothing 4 half an hour?" Melissa: "wiiide open"
@comettoss3935
@comettoss3935 3 года назад
😏
@rocky99949
@rocky99949 8 лет назад
Berta hide the vacuum cleaner! LOL
@jameslandon1293
@jameslandon1293 7 лет назад
3:29. She sounds cute and funny when she says yeppppers.
@ozgurdiyarkozan2264
@ozgurdiyarkozan2264 6 лет назад
I've never known that "I'm giving you no no" was the hottest sentence in English.
@user-cc4kq6hl4c
@user-cc4kq6hl4c 10 лет назад
i love this actress,. shes my type
@r.zulueta
@r.zulueta 8 лет назад
anyone else wish they had this
@sammfiggy112284
@sammfiggy112284 6 лет назад
Robert Zulueta OH GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSS PLEASSSSSSEEE
@jamesdillard3583
@jamesdillard3583 4 года назад
I would love to have fun with her.
@adamdorgant9454
@adamdorgant9454 4 года назад
Hell Yes!!!
@issacjones4237
@issacjones4237 3 года назад
Not her per say but this type this why getting married and regret it
@alexanderthegreatest2104
@alexanderthegreatest2104 6 лет назад
2:56 that look on her face is just so hot and devious
@greatest_bumble_bee_dude
@greatest_bumble_bee_dude 5 лет назад
It takes 2
@jamesdick2580
@jamesdick2580 3 года назад
they should have kept these two as a couple. chemistry was so perfect.
@zecrets
@zecrets 5 лет назад
_Alan (Jon Cryer) is a superb actor_
@happyputt9709
@happyputt9709 4 года назад
Turned out to be the lead
@corvus1253
@corvus1253 7 лет назад
Melissa is adorable!
@JPNPROCK
@JPNPROCK 8 лет назад
she's so cute and hot, oh my god !
@oveynazmul
@oveynazmul 5 лет назад
the way she says "yeppers"... yeaojaaaaaaaaa
@yogeshtiwari4272
@yogeshtiwari4272 7 лет назад
@2:05 You are the boss. You can get in anytime you want. ;-) ;-)
@Lajendary
@Lajendary 10 лет назад
Salute To PowNiels! Keep These Clips Coming :)
@exilfromsanity
@exilfromsanity 5 лет назад
Of all the beautiful women on 2 1/2 men, Kelly Stables was the prettiest.
@happyputt9709
@happyputt9709 4 года назад
@Harry Engel April way better
@NM0047
@NM0047 5 лет назад
Man she knows how to make a man melt!
@michaelkassahun2532
@michaelkassahun2532 4 года назад
"Berda hide the vacuum cleaner" 😂
@bccb1274
@bccb1274 2 года назад
That "ooohhh God" got me
@eirikmurito
@eirikmurito 8 лет назад
allan can turn any moment into a cringe fest!
@synistershadows3107
@synistershadows3107 5 лет назад
Disabler true
@botsinclair3192
@botsinclair3192 5 лет назад
2:55 big major oooof alan jerome yikes harper
@KingMarkus222
@KingMarkus222 5 лет назад
I honestly really loved her, she was my favorite I wish she stayed around longer. Her and Kandi
@getbetterdrunky7612
@getbetterdrunky7612 2 года назад
Wished they ended up together on the show. They were oddly perfect
@MC-hx4op
@MC-hx4op 6 лет назад
This is hilarious go Allan! Before Ashton this is one of the greatest shows ever..
@scotto7924
@scotto7924 5 лет назад
Absolutely great scenes.
@ruikarma
@ruikarma Год назад
"It's packed pretty tight" and "wide open" gives the tension there lol
@josiegonzales2870
@josiegonzales2870 Год назад
She a keeper Alan you lucky son of gun and Melissa is so cute 🥰
@badgirllllll
@badgirllllll 5 лет назад
I tried this in real life, I got arrested
@hetormolina1785
@hetormolina1785 3 года назад
Women like these are keepers. Haha hopefully I could find one like her in the near future
@DTittle
@DTittle 7 лет назад
DAMN! She's incredible. She wouldn't have to tell me twice. Once would do.
@bonez269
@bonez269 6 лет назад
Melissa was the best for alan. i never liked Lindsey
@ps6474
@ps6474 3 года назад
bonez269 269...She was, I always wanted Alan with Melissa. I also disliked Lindsey
@pjkicks7510
@pjkicks7510 5 лет назад
"OOOOOOH GOD"...😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂.....
@Elflightwarrior
@Elflightwarrior 5 лет назад
Finally something good happened to Alan! Like boning this hot receptionist!
@afrasm2478
@afrasm2478 5 лет назад
i love the way jon climbs up the table to kiss
@VF1000RSUN
@VF1000RSUN 5 лет назад
Best scene ever!
@menendeze
@menendeze 6 лет назад
That was a great scene.
@zulufromhell
@zulufromhell 2 года назад
Is it wrong to get turned on by this freaking hilarious scene? So wrong but so right lol!
@afonsodeportugal
@afonsodeportugal 10 месяцев назад
It's not wrong at all. Don't listen the femistalinists who say otherwise.
@thecowboy9698
@thecowboy9698 8 лет назад
"Then why do you call it Brenda?" Hilarious!
@gerardedwards1980
@gerardedwards1980 3 года назад
Easily 1 of best eps ...exactly what happens ...shes so adorable..
@Nitin2000
@Nitin2000 2 года назад
"Wide open" LOL
@djbenji2643
@djbenji2643 6 лет назад
Melissa can give me "no no" anytime!
@ldavis5734
@ldavis5734 9 лет назад
Jon Cryer's the man...Loved him in Ladyhawke..
@michaellefort6128
@michaellefort6128 5 лет назад
That was Matthew Broderick, not Jon Cryer.
@romelerielleaustria8849
@romelerielleaustria8849 4 года назад
Superb acting!
@kyeremak
@kyeremak 8 лет назад
Don't give me a no no. Love it.
@darkestbeforedawn09
@darkestbeforedawn09 4 года назад
Aw I remember this girl. She was so sweet, I liked her best with Alan
@bmker5469
@bmker5469 4 года назад
Amazing script. Must have well funny acting out that scene.
@karthik_thelappygamer2383
@karthik_thelappygamer2383 3 года назад
0:44 Their jaws must be hurting by that kiss... What a timing... How did they do that??
@jamesfrench7299
@jamesfrench7299 2 года назад
Great acting skills.
@hunterriley9904
@hunterriley9904 5 лет назад
Whew!! I love Melissa!!!😍😝
@TechWithShon
@TechWithShon 5 лет назад
"Beta hide Brenda" 😂😂😂😂
@nordimejia5790
@nordimejia5790 5 лет назад
Oh, the water works on melissa must had been epic... 0:14
@VF1000RSUN
@VF1000RSUN 5 лет назад
Best scene ever.......
@chrishoffman9463
@chrishoffman9463 6 лет назад
Good show
@johannesseyfried7933
@johannesseyfried7933 4 года назад
"Then why do you call it Brenda?" "People like to give inanimate Objects Names, Charlie! What did you name your Pillow again, when you were 12? Jenny? Jemma?" "JESSIE!"
@egeerdem8272
@egeerdem8272 6 лет назад
those lines were too good
@codingamul7468
@codingamul7468 3 года назад
Melissa Rauch and Kelly Stables : two perfect little cute dwarf
@glenpark4373
@glenpark4373 5 лет назад
Melissa is seriously the perfect woman
@animeshaggy4333
@animeshaggy4333 5 лет назад
Out of all the girls in Two and A Half Men she is perfect for Alan. If you think about it, is the one that actually treated him right until the mom deviously ruined it for them......
@Nainco07
@Nainco07 5 лет назад
"WIIIDE OPEN...."
@virensharma4325
@virensharma4325 3 года назад
Best show in the world 💯💯
@ricstormwolf
@ricstormwolf 3 года назад
She's such a cutie and a sweetheart. I wish I could find someone like her.
@mohammadzeeshan6890
@mohammadzeeshan6890 3 года назад
What a perfect scene
@bigdoglintern
@bigdoglintern 5 лет назад
02:14 "Oh God!" 😂 😂
@zanykangaroo
@zanykangaroo 6 лет назад
Thank God for Scoliosis! LOL XD
@voicudascau5519
@voicudascau5519 2 года назад
Kelly Stables is just...damn!!!
@mphelamabushe9868
@mphelamabushe9868 5 лет назад
A lot can be done in half an hour, I'm just saying
@jonsnow416
@jonsnow416 4 года назад
Oh god! Mel is a doll😍
@artint.1519
@artint.1519 5 лет назад
Best actress in characters
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