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@admtech69
@admtech69 Год назад
"all that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead" Quote for the ages.
@jelenajelenic9069
@jelenajelenic9069 Год назад
TOTALLY!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@abhishekravoor
@abhishekravoor Год назад
This quote could be printed on a t-shirt 😂😂
@avinashprakash8345
@avinashprakash8345 Год назад
I totally agree
@argelisp7949
@argelisp7949 Год назад
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@MelissaRegnery
@MelissaRegnery 9 месяцев назад
Been there....
@Maddy-ht8pg
@Maddy-ht8pg 8 лет назад
Charlie's Autobiography would be one crazy book to read...! Edit: Never thought I would get so many likes for this comment :D I guess we all love Charlie !
@seanlydon5643
@seanlydon5643 7 лет назад
Maddy 6119 Harper's or Sheen's?
@HB-fo6ic
@HB-fo6ic 7 лет назад
I am Faboulous I'd pay a lot for both of them
@Dark89Avenger
@Dark89Avenger 7 лет назад
They are going to be pretty much the same :D
@DreamDis
@DreamDis 6 лет назад
Charlie's Autography Chapters: Chapter one - BANG Chapter two - BANG Chapter three - BANG Chapter four - BANG Chapter five - BANG Chapter six - BANG Chapter seven - BANG Chapter eight - House Guest Chapter nine - House Guest Chapter ten - Ha! I was going to get married.... so funny Chapter eleven - Im dead now.
@paoerfulone1089
@paoerfulone1089 5 лет назад
It would've been a New York Times' Best Seller!
@NiVi192
@NiVi192 3 года назад
Can we just agree that Jon Cryer as Alan Harper was one of the best casting decisions ever made in American television!?
@davidpeters2625
@davidpeters2625 3 года назад
IKR???
@spikehofmann
@spikehofmann 3 года назад
Yes! There are countless terrific actors around - they just need that little twist of fate to be cast into their perfect role. Without that perfect casting decision, we'd never have heard of him. I don't know why the 'star' was Charlie. JC did half the work, got half the laughs.
@geraltofrivia9424
@geraltofrivia9424 3 года назад
He's a comedic genius.
@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld 3 года назад
Jon was born for this role. Absolute genius. (He was also considered for "Chandler Bing" in Friends, but the audition tape got lost!!)
@SamuelGeletka
@SamuelGeletka 2 года назад
Well Niles and Frasier was better😂 but Charlie and Alan are second best ones😃
@Cwmbran1984
@Cwmbran1984 6 лет назад
“My Mum & I slept with the same dude” I could see this as a Jerry Springer episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Funkyk2
@Funkyk2 6 лет назад
Cwmbran1984 Jeremy Kyle has that theme often
@dvalle6201
@dvalle6201 5 лет назад
MOM NOT MUM
@ak86db
@ak86db 5 лет назад
ah u missed that episode its there bud
@franciskwiah8222
@franciskwiah8222 4 года назад
Dvalle He or she is British, so the spelling is not wrong.
@Cwmbran1984
@Cwmbran1984 4 года назад
Jasper the loner I am British thanks for saying 😉
@Simoni1203
@Simoni1203 3 года назад
Whoever wrote this scene is a genius
@jelenajelenic9069
@jelenajelenic9069 Год назад
YEAH!!😅😅😅😆😆😀😀😀
@supermariobro93
@supermariobro93 7 лет назад
"She's cute....very tall....broad shoulders..... *_HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!"_* XD
@rolstonnn
@rolstonnn 7 лет назад
welcome to the matrix
@dandynoble19
@dandynoble19 4 года назад
So, so, so, Jill is, is.....
@Bro2christ
@Bro2christ 4 года назад
Yep
@dandynoble19
@dandynoble19 4 года назад
Media Messiah And, and, and you and Jill used to....
@Bro2christ
@Bro2christ 4 года назад
@@dandynoble19 every chance we got
@nkosinathimakhaza3159
@nkosinathimakhaza3159 6 лет назад
One brother turns them gay the other turns them guy....Berta was so funny
@TheScribe1.0
@TheScribe1.0 5 лет назад
Nkosie Mackie when did Alan turn somebody gay?
@cortex1347
@cortex1347 5 лет назад
@@TheScribe1.0 He turned Judith gay..
@patdornoff9383
@patdornoff9383 5 лет назад
@@cortex1347 she just said that as an excuse to end the marriage
@smik4978
@smik4978 5 лет назад
​@@cortex1347 She never turned gay (as illustrated by her later relationsships with Herb and other men), but she did falsely claim that she had become gay then
@cortex1347
@cortex1347 5 лет назад
@@smik4978 Pat Dornoff : Thank you both for correcting me! Got it wrong for years..😅
@williamnguyen8663
@williamnguyen8663 5 лет назад
The way Charlie and Alan told jake to go to bed had me 🤣
@ashokthapa5180
@ashokthapa5180 4 года назад
hands down! the best episode of Two and a half man. not a single dull moment.
@missmew3499
@missmew3499 2 года назад
Haha, this episode and the episode where Charlie is dating the real estate woman who's just like Evelyn!! Such an epic show!!! 😂😂
@Radix260286
@Radix260286 10 месяцев назад
@@missmew3499 What about the episode Charlie is dating the witch
@xiayabennett6982
@xiayabennett6982 2 месяца назад
@@Radix260286I thought Isabella was a Satanist😂
@Radix260286
@Radix260286 2 месяца назад
@@xiayabennett6982 Yes Evelyn was a witch. Whatever, one of my favorite episodes.
@pianomanfred1948
@pianomanfred1948 17 дней назад
Yeah, definitiely. But left out is one of the absolute best lines in all of sitcom history: "Nice guy. Poker buddy?" "Used to. And don't call me buddy"."
@jamesdick2580
@jamesdick2580 2 года назад
"If I had a nickel for every time a woman broke up with me and then came back as a guy, I'D HAVE A NICKEL!" LMAO very clever line
@HasufelyArod
@HasufelyArod 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 which isn't a lot but it's weird something like this would even happen once.
@rayg5455
@rayg5455 2 года назад
A show like this will never air again! Unbelievable stuff
@jackvermont88
@jackvermont88 3 года назад
1:30 - this is my favorite Alan’s phrase and reaction😂
@Syte425
@Syte425 2 года назад
The greatest comedy sitcom EVER!!
@Tian-xh4ly
@Tian-xh4ly 3 года назад
RIP dear Berta, we miss you!😭😭😭
@darkkingrayleigh3166
@darkkingrayleigh3166 3 года назад
""My mom and i slepr with the same dude"" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣legendary
@sourabhkarmakar8040
@sourabhkarmakar8040 3 года назад
You were so excited you put r in place of t😂
@darkkingrayleigh3166
@darkkingrayleigh3166 3 года назад
@@sourabhkarmakar8040 i did not notice 😂😂😂
@normturner4849
@normturner4849 5 лет назад
3:35 Berta picked it straight away!😂😳
@jeremycasper844
@jeremycasper844 4 года назад
It did take her some time, she was looking at Bill oddly
@pflaffik
@pflaffik 3 года назад
And Bertha were always brutally honest, ouch... She had more balls than Alan and Walden combined.
@abehambino
@abehambino 3 года назад
Well, that was just the last piece of the puzzle. There was a lot leading up to berta figuring it out. Which is actually what I loved the most about that episode. They did a particularly good job of crafting The events that lead to this moment.
@prof_jesus
@prof_jesus 2 года назад
The script is too amazing to be a product of the human mind...
@DarthRushy
@DarthRushy 11 лет назад
I luv how Charlie and Alan are so different, yet they can be like twins in a situation.
@JWD26
@JWD26 2 года назад
This show was comedy gold
@eligebrown8998
@eligebrown8998 5 лет назад
This episode never gets old
@TitanWar93
@TitanWar93 11 лет назад
Do you know what this means?! Yes, I slept with a woman who wanted to be a man. Or, I slept with a man in a woman's body. Or, and this is my new favorite and the title of my auto-biography,: My Mom and I slept with the same dude!
@Stoyan1Dimitrov
@Stoyan1Dimitrov 4 года назад
2:06
@bolch88bb8
@bolch88bb8 4 года назад
Dead!
@algm9167
@algm9167 4 года назад
that and the "welcome to the matrix" are my fav
@tsoul1333
@tsoul1333 4 года назад
Evelyn: "Helloo, anybody home!" Charlie & Alan in sync: "Ow No." Everybody: Ow Yes! 😂
@carvermckay
@carvermckay 6 лет назад
Does anybody else wonder what Bill looked like as Jill?
@Andrei-rp3dz
@Andrei-rp3dz 5 лет назад
The actor that plays Bill is actually a male so I guess we'll never know
@Archarrow520
@Archarrow520 5 лет назад
I actually wondered that myself
@mr.l8723
@mr.l8723 5 лет назад
HOLLYMOTHEROFGOD!!!!!!!!
@Chrisman77
@Chrisman77 5 лет назад
Alan told you. Tall and broad shoulders. What else do you need
@fritzbaum7332
@fritzbaum7332 5 лет назад
@@Chrisman77 Face
@emilykasprowicz9486
@emilykasprowicz9486 9 лет назад
I keep rewinding to the Holy Mother of God part.
@carultch
@carultch 9 лет назад
+Emily Kasprowicz No, unholy...mother of us.
@TheJohnZani
@TheJohnZani 9 лет назад
+Emily Kasprowicz Welcome to the matrix
@TheRedPlumbob
@TheRedPlumbob 8 лет назад
+carultch That was my favorite quote the whole show.
@gaylenewood7707
@gaylenewood7707 5 лет назад
That should be a great ring tone..
@Dr_spite
@Dr_spite 4 года назад
1:32
@zulby09
@zulby09 9 лет назад
Charlie Sheen & Chris O' Donnell used to share screen time together in The Three Musketeers. Now this reunion must be a hilarious pleasure for them both LOL
@pflaffik
@pflaffik 3 года назад
Charlie always took in old acting-friends, both Herb and Alan starred in Hot Shots. Sheen is a good guy, beating up a few porn actresses doesnt change that fact.
@lillianwaise5545
@lillianwaise5545 3 года назад
Too bad that Keifer Sutherland and Oliver Platt never appeared on the show.
@oeao2841
@oeao2841 2 года назад
Yup its D'Artagnan and Aramis ⚔😃 movie of my childhood
@shubhamdhondage5339
@shubhamdhondage5339 4 года назад
This is the best and funniest scene I ever seen 😂😂😂😂
@ronniebernard3856
@ronniebernard3856 Год назад
Welcome to the MATRIX 😂😂😂😂
@SamuelRomero-tl6xr
@SamuelRomero-tl6xr 2 года назад
I love all the times Alan said “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD” during the show
@fubaralakbar6800
@fubaralakbar6800 5 лет назад
My favorite line from this episode: "If I had a nickel for every time a woman broke up with me and then came back as a guy, I'D HAVE A NICKEL!"
@VileMisanthrope
@VileMisanthrope 2 года назад
Hands down my favorite episode of the show and so hilariously well written. My favorite line is from when Alan, Charlie and Evelyn are talking at the table, Charlie: Well that's nice mom. Isn't that nice Alan? Alan: Um, you're the expert Charlie, is it too early to start drinking?
@shehumuktar8924
@shehumuktar8924 2 года назад
I have never seen a perfect show better than this
@jisookim6904
@jisookim6904 5 лет назад
From all the sitcoms I've seen this will be my all time favourite episode. Nothing else ever made me laugh this hard.
@danielengelmann3791
@danielengelmann3791 2 года назад
The absurdity of it all and charlies acting is sooo goooood
@TpolTime
@TpolTime Год назад
So many outstanding lines. Classic Two and a Half Men was really great👏
@justinsmith5095
@justinsmith5095 8 месяцев назад
She's cute very tall broad shoulders and holy mother of FUCK!!!!
@joshuaramiandrisoa8971
@joshuaramiandrisoa8971 8 лет назад
"Gaa-zeus!" Love that saying LOL
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 7 лет назад
Joshua Ramiandrisoa it's 'gadzooks'
@edpetrovski6640
@edpetrovski6640 5 лет назад
This was one of the funniest shows ever.
@Deerhunterjs
@Deerhunterjs 3 года назад
Just think how much fun it would be to be Berta in that house.
@saurabhjain8034
@saurabhjain8034 2 года назад
It was the best sitcom ever. Still entertains, each moment till Charlie!
@taratorchoful
@taratorchoful 2 года назад
"Oh my god, he's half her age! Yeah...that's the problem."
@tinkerblunder5150
@tinkerblunder5150 Год назад
Actual trans guy here, haven’t seen the whole episode but THESE CLIPS ARE HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣🤣 Berta’s old flame with a new wick line gets me every time! Also Alan’s reaction make me howl with laughter!
@LoveThatPhantom
@LoveThatPhantom 2 года назад
My favorite episode of the whole series. The holy mother of god shouting from Jon cracks me up every time.
@Juliet0301
@Juliet0301 12 лет назад
These are THE BEST moments in this show :D
@danielmurcia6256
@danielmurcia6256 7 лет назад
Definitely my favorite episode from the very first season
@doodguy12
@doodguy12 2 года назад
“I want you to tell me that there’s no chance that either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with… daddy” Is something i never thought I’d ever hear. God I miss Charlie sheen in this show
@DerekBoldiene360
@DerekBoldiene360 6 лет назад
This is my favorite episode of the whole show.
@TheMoh00744
@TheMoh00744 3 года назад
What episode and s
@DerekBoldiene360
@DerekBoldiene360 3 года назад
@@TheMoh00744 I did not find it to be funny at all after season 8 Charlie was funny. Ashton Kutcher was not funny at all I like Ashton Kutcher in My Bosses Daughter Dude Where's My Car Just Married Open Season (Even though he's just voice in that one
@mr.l8723
@mr.l8723 5 лет назад
I bet they had trouble keeping a straight face when they filmed this 😂😂😂
@whoisyouranime
@whoisyouranime 2 года назад
3:10 "I want you to tell me that there's no chance that either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with "Daddy"." Yeah, that sentence definitely requires a drink, even stealing it from your brother.
@ricstormwolf
@ricstormwolf 2 года назад
Run into an old flame with a new wick 😂😂😂
@solanoscrossoverproduction3930
2:03 “Go to bed!” (3x)
@bassamalmulhim67
@bassamalmulhim67 6 лет назад
My favorite moment of the whole show
@jmsmung5790
@jmsmung5790 3 года назад
I'm on a marathon watching almost every 2 n half men short clips on RU-vid
@kevins5541
@kevins5541 8 лет назад
3:39 GADZOOKS! LOL BERTA!
@dewayneleek4588
@dewayneleek4588 Год назад
This had to of been one of the best episodes lmao
@PFCPure
@PFCPure 7 лет назад
Easily the best episode
@ambercrosland1501
@ambercrosland1501 6 лет назад
I would love to buy a copy of Charlie's Autobiography 😁😂💜
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 6 лет назад
This is my new favorite and the title of my autobiography "My mom and I slept with the same dude" 😂😂😂
@nathanaellee8356
@nathanaellee8356 Год назад
Gadzooks!!! Holy Mother Of God!!! I love Alan and Berta’s responses.
@michaeldemilia5496
@michaeldemilia5496 5 лет назад
one of the best episodes of the show lmfao
@karnige5804
@karnige5804 4 года назад
this was the 1st episode I ever saw back in the day. didnt look back since
@esotarotdacane
@esotarotdacane 3 года назад
First comment here to speak of how appalling it should be for the mom to get up and look forward to continuing to sleep with the guy... I mean what kind of mindless spellbags would this be okay for... I did not find this episode funny at all and I don’t think I can watch another episode...like wtf...where is this ok?? With the son sat down having beers talking about we’re still friends like wtf? Wtf?
@73Trident
@73Trident 4 года назад
I personally think this is the funniest episode of all of them. When Charlie was there they were all funny but this is the best.
@jelenajelenic9069
@jelenajelenic9069 Год назад
I REALY THINK SO.1 OF THE FUNIEST
@Seahawkfan1108
@Seahawkfan1108 2 года назад
"Jill?!" "Bill...." *Nooooooooooo*
@dhavalbelurkar8829
@dhavalbelurkar8829 6 лет назад
I miss this show.
@terrellraye4474
@terrellraye4474 6 лет назад
1:32 For dinner we have, “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!” 1:59 And for dessert is, “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!”
@JacobLink350
@JacobLink350 10 месяцев назад
1:27 Alan: She’s cute. Very tall. Broad shoulders… *HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!* 1:38 Charlie: Welcome to the Matrix!
@wendypamphile7306
@wendypamphile7306 Год назад
Love this. Best sitcom ever😆
@fernandomelgar892
@fernandomelgar892 5 лет назад
This is how you end off a video, a slow fade to black in transition scene or conversation. Not an abrupt ending mid sentence.
@dianequine9173
@dianequine9173 2 года назад
God, I LOVE this Show!!!
@gmlviper
@gmlviper 3 года назад
"I want you to tell me that there's no chance that either of us will ever have to call a women I slept with, daddy!"
@mhalmazyad6
@mhalmazyad6 3 года назад
*“NO NO UNHOLY MOTHER OF US”* 🤣🤣🤣🤣!!
@jamesdick2580
@jamesdick2580 7 лет назад
"i want you to tell me that there is no chance that.... either of us will ever have to call a woman i slept with.....Daddy!" LMAO!!!!
@kumar1400
@kumar1400 6 лет назад
James Dick to digest that thought, they really need heavy drink or Brainwashed surgery
@Av4ta7
@Av4ta7 6 лет назад
So true. XD
@anacrenshaw444
@anacrenshaw444 5 лет назад
That is scary
@nicktaylor2391
@nicktaylor2391 5 лет назад
*starts drinking heavily...*
@Scenariania
@Scenariania 3 года назад
Took me a second or two to realize what it really meant
@NewHaven203
@NewHaven203 2 года назад
RIP Berta! Conchata Ferrell! I loved her in this show and Mr. Deeds!
@sahibathind5373
@sahibathind5373 5 лет назад
This is the first time I've liked what Alan is wearing... Charlie asking if he's gay though ... Best scene ever!!!
@jwissinboot4898
@jwissinboot4898 2 года назад
This has got to be one of the Funniest Shows EVER!!
@tankdogization
@tankdogization 5 лет назад
Berta’s script lines almost always name the episode titles.
@KegOfMeat
@KegOfMeat 2 года назад
Love the delivery of Nooooo
@athanpapagiannopoulos440
@athanpapagiannopoulos440 11 лет назад
BEST EPISODE EVER!!!
@baronsamedi5741
@baronsamedi5741 Год назад
2:20 this book needs to exist
@58Chiefsfan
@58Chiefsfan 12 лет назад
What are the odds huh one brother turns em Gay the other turns em Guy LOL!!!!!!
@sundayolajide8494
@sundayolajide8494 Год назад
This scene will never not be funny😂
@sweetberry6423
@sweetberry6423 3 года назад
Berta was the best 😂😂😂. May she Rest In Peace
@Michiganrailfan
@Michiganrailfan 2 года назад
This is the episode that got me hooked on this show. this episode was hilarious
@Dragon-Slay3r
@Dragon-Slay3r Год назад
This is why the US cancelled the Iran nuclear deal the half flame holder is on the right. Whatever that means as there was no flame in it just a holder like a basket without any flame, oh who olympus?
@1231231232972
@1231231232972 Год назад
no because your government couldn't steal oil from them otherwise
@speshalKhouse
@speshalKhouse 4 года назад
This scene was GOLD 😅😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅😂😅😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@michaelfountain2620
@michaelfountain2620 3 месяца назад
“Jill the slob…… GADZOOKS” haha I love Berta
@DerekBoldiene360
@DerekBoldiene360 4 года назад
This is my favorite Two And A Half Men episode hands down.
@jatinyogesh3926
@jatinyogesh3926 9 месяцев назад
And old flame with a new wick hits different when berta says it oh my god i laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PoeDameron15
@PoeDameron15 6 лет назад
Here, have some rum, Charlie. It’s strong enough to kill the part of the brain that creates the mental pictures. 😆
@Jk4-1
@Jk4-1 5 месяцев назад
I like the part when Charlie and Alan repeatedly said to Jake Go to bed go to bed go to bed 😅
@LuisAlvarez-mr5wm
@LuisAlvarez-mr5wm 4 года назад
2:38 all that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead. 3:20 Alan starts drinking. Charlie is right. That's basically all they can do now, now that the damage has been done.
@rricci
@rricci 4 года назад
The scene thats starts at 0:39 is one of my favorite scenes (the #1 favorite is the court room scene when Charlie is dating the judge).
@jonahtakalua5166
@jonahtakalua5166 3 года назад
Fun fact: This is conchata’s favorite episode ever.
@paulcooverjr.6947
@paulcooverjr.6947 Год назад
I call drink untill it's dead!
@soulustrous6452
@soulustrous6452 4 года назад
rip berta you were the best
@christiankight7170
@christiankight7170 2 года назад
This episode should’ve been two and a half man
@sourabhkarmakar8040
@sourabhkarmakar8040 2 года назад
🤣
@martyalencar3412
@martyalencar3412 2 месяца назад
It's real funny whenever Alan says "holy mother of God"
@futuremovieactor
@futuremovieactor 12 лет назад
THIS is the best EPISODE of the show! i make my Top 20 list this will probably be #1!
@jborg31
@jborg31 9 лет назад
Holy mother of Godddddddd :D hahahaahaha
@carultch
@carultch 9 лет назад
Joshua Borg No. UNHOLY, mother of *us*.
@Donfrak
@Donfrak 7 лет назад
This is the best scene in the history of TV Shows.
@johnnytable9217
@johnnytable9217 6 лет назад
One of my favorite scenes
@1montrealfan
@1montrealfan 6 лет назад
lol I love that “holy mother of god” “no unholy mother of us” lol
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