"ahh home sweet home" thinks Mike as he opens his door and scrambles over his fridge. First shimmying between the bed and washing machine, down his pointless corridor to water his plant before relaxing in his single chair in the centre of a featureless room facing away from the door and windows
Andy: Might want to build a research thing after that. Mike: Yeah, let's just preempt that. Why not?...WOW, it's expensive! No, I'm cancelling it, I'm making a cafe instead. Absent Jane: *sad scientist noises*
I love that Andy's reaction to Mike playing Two Point Hospital, is almost identical to Andy's reaction to Mike playing Hitman. Just continuous variations on "What? No, you're doing it wrong!"
After all these years, I'm still impressed that Mike has the unique ability to fundamentally break the mechanics and intention of even the most innocuous game.
19:20 Mike: Well, we failed, but they're still alive! So everyone with Night Fever is good at stayin' alive, stayin' alive? Ah, ah, ah ahh, stayin' alive?
I love how mike was so reluctant to put more than one radiator in the entire hospital, but didn't hesitate a second to put one feet away from the arcade cabinet
As someone who has worked as a doc in the NHS for over 10 years, this seems to be as well designed a hospital as I have ever worked in! Good work Mike! XD
Mike: Maybe I should hire another Doctor? Andy: We have no money! Mike: Oh yeah... All of a sudden Dob's skills as Oxventurer treasurer aren't looking so bad...
The moment where you finally realized that your patients were leaving, cold, bored and upset, after over half a year in your hospital just standing around and queuing for the toilets was priceless.
me: *knows the hurrendusly long waiting times that can occur a bit later down the line in the game* mike: im going to anticipate long waiting times so im gonna put 3 benches down me: you mad genius! without even knowing!
"That is the most depressing staff-room I've ever seen." Well, Andy, you've obviously never seen ours. I literally cannot stretch out my arms in any direction without hitting a wall and I'm 4'10". Glad someone else shares my pain. (: You monsters.
Considering how Mike wants to deal with his patients, namely killing them, he may be running the hospital on Jane's Tropico island under her brutal regime
Alright, Andy, enough backseat hospital designing; next video it's your turn, and you can amaze us all with your lack of ghost/plant corridors ;P (Genuinely though, I would love to see the results of both Andy and Jane taking a turn at the controls of this chaos.)
Paramedic: We're taking you to the state of the art Mike Hospital Me: Errrrm, I'm fine Paramedic: Sir, your limbs have come off and your blood is outside of your body Me: I SAID I'M FINE
Super excited this is out on Console! I bought it on Steam a while back only to find out that my computer can't run it because the hardware inside is all like 13 years old, LOL.
To be fair to Mike and the radiator in the bathroom thing, being cold does make you have to pee. It's your kidneys pulling excess fluids from your body to help conserve heat.
While I can say nothing about the accuracy of hospital management, trying to Tetris rooms and shifting stuff around so you can get your 3x3 office is exactly how construction engineering works.
Great video, guys! Enjoyed it alot. Now I'll just stare at some symmetrical pictures for an hour or two, just to try and forget the raw chaos that transpired.
Mike in charge of an hospital. I mean, yeah, why not, what could possibly go wrong? I feel like Merilwen's Meatgrinder is gonna lose its place on the podium
I have watched this half a dozen times in the week since it was uploaded because it is comedy gold. Also, I pledge to open an all new Mike Channell Memorial hospital on February 25th
4:24 Now you're thinking... with pretzels! 10:19 (especially 10:45) It's a radiartor! (If you made a gallery of radiator art, and put it in a hospital, would it be a radiartory?) 36:10 "Now, stick out your tungsten and say 'Ahhh...'" 37:51 I wonder if he's in here because he feels funny.
This you preparing for the future of medicine in England?!? *_Laughs (cries, hopes?) in Scottish independence_* Also watching gameplay using a controller nearly made me need a trip to the hospital!
Mike builds long wasteful corridor which is too small for a toilet. Puts plant there. Excellent logic. The patients can "water" said plant and save the janitor a job.
The only way this hospital could be more like Mike is if there were explosions. Ghosts and dead stuff, check. Clowns, check. Everything kinda going wrong, check.