A year too late, but I can't resist a request for transcription. xD Note: I am not English. The transcription is not perfect. Any question marks and words in parenthesis, I can't make out for sure, and just did my best. =) Girl: (Tell(?)) us some story about Daniel and Ian. Daniel: Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort! Tyler: There was a... I told a story about Dylan, uhm, abusing my Christmas tree. I don't think I (??) Daniel: Sexually? Tyler nods. Daniel: Really? Tyler: Yes. Uhm, and then uhm... Daniel: (What? I don't think I heard that story.(?)) Tyler: Oh yeah, no yeah, he, uhm... he got very intimate with the Christmas tree. Daniel: Full penetration? Tyler: Uhm. Tyler shakes his head and smiles. Daniel: (Let's start with a(?)) paternity test? Tyler: Well (the question, you see, is if I have an(?)) equivalent story about you two. I swear. Daniel: Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort! Tyler: Oh god. Daniel: We'll replace Christmas tree... Tyler: Uhm. Oh god. If only I could tell you. I, I really wish that I could. I just... Tyler looks at Ian. Ian gives side eye. Tyler: I just can't. I can't, I can't do that to my, to my wife and my son. (gestures to Ian and Daniel, respectively) Daniel: Touche. Tyler: I can't, I can't (give out their(?)) secrets like that. Ian: (???) Tyler: We got some good times. We had... Usually, usually though, our times, uh, entail trying not to get kicked out of the bar for breaking the, the game because all three of us are so competitive... Daniel: Yes. Tyler: ...and we would play shuffleboard until two in the morning... Daniel: Yes. Tyler: ...and they would have to physically remove us from the table while we clutched on to it. Uhm... Those were, those were most of our nights so... I never had the pleasure of living with these two. So I don't, I don't have those exact same stories. Girl: Don't worry. Thank you. Tyler: Thank you. Girl: Bye, guys. Girl 2: Bye, guys! Daniel: Bye. Tyler: Bye. Ian: Bye!
