"CAN I SAVE MY USELESS TEAM FROM LOSING??" i screamed at school during a school shooting! After only 6 minutes, the enemy Graves (school shooter) had a score of 13/0 and 2 items, and HE WASN'T ABOUT TO QUIT AT THIS POINT! My useless Naafiri (teacher) tried to CLUTCH THE WIN and TAKE THE BOUNTY FOR HERSELF (make him FF to the police), but after only ONE AUTO she was immediately dead LIKE THE DOG SHE WAS! Me and my team tried to farm on sidelane and powerspike (Hide in class), but my DUMBASS AMUMU pressed his W (started crying out loud) and doomed us all! I of course, while wearing my LOLTYLER1 WINNABLE TANKTOP, tried to outplay the Graves right away like my idol TYLER1 does in his League of Legends games! Sadly, i'm not a 6'5 alpha omega challenger IRL, and even though i Rammus W (use the table in class as a shield), i was NO MATCH to the fed Graves! GG, better luck next time, 9x my whole team for BEING TRASH!
DOPA DOWN!!! I screamed as i jumped onto the girl scout (FBI agent ) and mauled her down. TEAM GAP!! I said as the police came and put me on a 56 second death timer.
"THIS BRAUM CAME TO PLAY!", I scream as the riot shield wielding police officer Tristana E's (breach charges) my door because I was caught lurking in the bush in front of the local preschool! "TEAM GAP", I yell out loud as my battle cry as the enemy team (police officers) K'sante R's me to prison and puts me on a 15 year death timer! Well i certainly hope the prison has good wifi so i can watch the best league streamer Big T embark on his rage ques of the horrific catastrophe known as SOLO QUEUE! DOPA DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@@itskoemu there are thousands of tylerpastas across all vids, the best ones are >1000 likes and average 9/10+ rating as given by judges in replies, this video is a tylerpasta backwater and the top pasta here is only B tier not even A let alone legendary S tier
Man been watching tyler1 and other creators for a while but man it been real good watching these league players these day especially since I ifnally got into gold.
CAN I SAVE MY USELESS TEAM FROM LOSING!! I screamed at the funeral while my 0/10 Annie (mother) told me to be quiet. DOPA DOWN!! I said with blood rush in me. I JUST CAN’T LOSE!! SUP SUP!!
there used to be a time before mythic items where Renekton would be useless past 20 minutes even if he was full build. But as soon as they added mythic items Renektons weakness of not scaling basically disapeared.
Heartburn tip: Mix a teaspoon of baking soda in a cup of water and drink it. Try not to do it too often though cuz it can fuck up your system if you take too much, so it's mainly for really bad cases of heartburn.
SUP SUP I yelled as the enemy team (FBI Swat Team) tried to invade our jungle (my bedroom). They got 3 of my teammates (body pillows), so it’s looking like I gotta 1v9 this game, DOPA DOWN.
Hey big daddy T, how about a challenge for next season for someone who's truly BUILT different? Fill with Random (within role) to challenger would be pretty dope right?
Idk how people play this game so long and still think garens ult does 1700 true dmg. It’s a calculation, if you look at the video he actually had 887 hp when Garen ulted so effectively it did LESS than 1k. If he really had 1700 heath the calculation for the missing health wouldn’t even come close to killing him. For some reason shitty riot games gives the the calculation value instead of the actual value of damage it did on damage charts.
Doubt he'll see this, but T1 if you use baking soda in some water, it tastes sour and not that great, and makes you burp a lot, but it completely cures heartburn. I recommend
DOPA DOWN I scream before taking down the skinwalker in my house (grandma) after she had manipulated a huge jungle plan to take me down (called me from downstairs to eat cookies) . Sadly after winning the 1v1 and screaming jungle gap the enemy team bridge the nexus and took me out of base directly into the insane asylum (lossers queue)
I mean its all a Out supporting to a world where everyone lives together and only happyness everwhere, would suck If it doesnt Work, but im still the way i am
But the Thing with the minimap, If some1 ganking the lane appears in it make it do a Signal or Something, If its warded its warded, dont punish the Player for Not being brain damaged, having eyes looking in different directions, Just cuz thats Ur Main audience
Why does Tyler literally never buy real defensive items and then complain about getting ran down? Shieldbow was literally 30 million times better there than BT and all he had was QSS. I don’t get it man. Plus tenacity pot instead of finishing scimitar
I dont understand what midlane matching you all game has to do with bad game design thats a player choice and the entire game was legit just top diff cause legit noone on the team except t1 was able to do dmg to frontline.
Well obv becuz i do Not have some1 as a Partner where a sexual Love rabe abuse Touch relationship between Patents and Kids is on the Menu, ey im Happy as it is right now, No need for that
bro i see the angle on the replay. u dont attack. u wait for them to jump on you u walk away. never basic attack. when ever they flash on you cus u were far u immidiatly flash and W to syndra who has most likely spend her stun hopefully and u jump near top bush or away from kaisa who hasnt ulted at this point. u havent spended cleanse. so if syndra stuns u cleans if not just E basic attack Syndra till she dies. remind renek used dash and flash to try and catch u but u predicted and didnt get stunned and flashed and W to syndra so Renek is out of dashes. Rell can flash on you but u reset W while killing Syndra and jump very far towars enemy base or on top of kaisa. kaisa has ult she is so noob I think is 50 50 chance u kill her Maybe she waste W and there is a chance u 1 v 1 her while u are right on top of her. and then you deside if to commit to kill rell and renek or reset. Reminder that at this point in the game both teams are full build the gold is even. U know for a fact that this is the last teamfight. so even if u are very fed got a penta. u have lost multiple times to this same scenario So u apporach this teamfight knowing fully that u lose this teamfight u lose the game no matter how fed u are. so u approach this teamfight with the mindset that something has to be done differently u cant just play a regular teamfight. something has to happend. is up to you if u make the risky play. but at least u went in and so something about it. iv lost way too many games after a quadra or penta. im tired on not commiting to the risky play.
For real! How have they made this game so bad? And it really seems like they don't care. For some stupid reason I played again after quitting for a couple years and it's even worse than before. Omg this game is so bad and they don't seem to want to fix it. Causes me a lot rage. I quit again after playing for 3 days
ultra skill champ illaoi ^w^ killing a 5/1 rab cap leblanc under tower with no mr and without landing the ability hes maxing \(^o^)/ with ONLY an iceborn gauntlet! 😱 😱 😱 outplayed 😈
big tonka next time u get heartburn go eat a yogurt and some cucumber and lay on your left side, keeps then stomach juices from bubbling up into ur throat cuz of jow the organs are laid out, should at least dampen the pain ifnnot fully get rid of it
