‘OMG!! THE COMEBACK!’ I exclaimed as my dad came home drunk (he drank elixir of wrath) and proceeded to sett q my mom, knocking her out. He turned his attention to me and threw a ruthless punch straight to my body. Luckily, my WINNABLE tank shielded me from most of the damage, only breaking 7 of my ribs and collapsing my lung. I told the doctor to stop operating so I could watch the latest Big T upload! THANKS BIG TONKA T!!!!!
OMG!! A COMEBACK?? I scream as i open the bomb bay doors and carpet bomb the afgani village( enemy nexus)! Our troops on the ground were in need of some support and luckily im a challenger support player(experienced pilot) and had them covered! I got so giga fed of off that play( 30kills) i thought i could carry this! Unfortunately the military police was not impressed because i also took out 20 minions( children), bruh i was just trying to farm some gold! Anyways, im being tried for warcrimes and have been poppy ulted by the judges hammer to life in prison! The prison better have a wifi so i can watch the tonkanator or i will become a bit of a problem for the warden!
"OMG!!! THE COMEBACKKK" I screamed at the enemy Darius (6'10 270lb school bully) as I lift my massive (4'8) frame from the ground. With chemtech soul (drank 3 litres of blood rush that arrived IN DECEMBER (I ordered in January) ), I Sion r into his puny frame. Unfortunately, it's a lil bit of a TOP GAP as I was 5 levels down (20 inches shorter) and did basically no damage! Shock! Thankfully, I am a WEAK SIDE GOD, just like BIG T as I pinged my team (my classmates) to group (help me). Butt they all ignored me and he continued beating my ass! WHAT CAN I SAY! Team diff!
"OMG!!! THE COMEBACKKK!" I think as I see my father for the first time in 15 years after he finally got unbanned (escaped from prison). I remember when he first got ganked by Riot employees (police) when I was 3 years old (I had reached the same height as my idol, Big Tonka T). He was being a bit of a problem on the Gragas, and pressed W before going legendary across the local neighborhood in his car (Riot always trying to keep their best players in loser's queue smh). Unfortunately, even after all these years, my dad's skillshot accuracy was still immaculate, and upon seeing my collection of T1 merch, landed a brutal Ult combo to leave me with a lengthy death timer. Little does he know that the Blood Rush coursing through my veins will get me back up in no time, and now the police are looking to claim his bounty. Even though I'm now 300K in medical debt (which is weird, because I don't run Future's Market), I know that this is winnable and I will carry. I'm currently ghosting back to lane and will meet dad for the 1v1 soon, my top percentage ELO (Gold 3) Azir skills will completely overwhelm him. DOPA DOWN.
He's back!😄 Flying during the holidays is a mess. Especially winter. It's about the experience of seeing the tree, not seeing the tree itself. But yeah, wouldn't catch me dead in a northern snowstorm.😂 ...I knew a guy that did fly private. He also lived in a penthouse near the beach in Miami. There are people out there living like that.😅 Pizza. No joke, I got an entire pizza, and I was happy!
Oh yeah, trains are so friggin slept on. they even have sleeping segments. that aside tho, trains are super nice, usually you got decent space, and you can do stuff during travel
OMG THE COMEBACK!!!!!!!!!!! I yelled wery angry after being send to hospital for the 20th time this month. apparently the school bullies were playing party quee and "camped" me in real life. Unfortunately it was helpless because of my team diff my jungle and support (mom and dad) not only didn't counter gank me but instead flamed me and immediately after, they tried run it straight down losing control and potentially avenging me by beating my bullies up. BUT i stopped them for inting and potentially risking a 7 day prison (riot report system ). And convincing them it is WINNABLE. after my recovery from fountain (hospital bed) i remember all Tyler1 alpha advices hard scaling and solo 1 vs 5 them wining the game in real life. DOPAAAAA DOWWWWWN
trains ARE slept on. america is the one country that does not have an continental railway system. have you seen the high speed lines in asia? bullet trains take you places
OMG THE COMEBACK!!! After spending 3 months in the hospital after the school bully solo killed me (kicked my ass), I came back to school only for him to do it again. I tried to use blood rush (it never arrived) and a poppy ultimate (i missed) to knock the bully out but he used his Jax dodge (broken) and then bodyslammed (Sett Ult) me into a trash can. I am now back in a hospital bed for new years. YAY NO HOMEWORK AND MATH CLASS :D thanks big tonkinator!!
The chat is right though, he wouldn't last a week at a real full-time job. Especially not mine. He needs to acknowledge his privileged life. I sweat my ass off in a meat processing plant 8 hours a day 6 days a week and this guys saying his job is hard. He's able to take months off without worry. Must be nice.
