uamee - THE DANK 90S 

Ok, I couldn't caption it by any stretch of the imagination, but I have come up with.. I guess text to make it a kid's book? It's really terrible though, consider yourself warned! In The Beginning.. Mr Uamee was sitting at a local eatery. He had ordered so much food, the waitstaff didn't think it could all be for one man. But Mr Uamee is no ordinary man! He devoured all the food. Then, he left on his motorcycle. On his way home, he saw that ahead, there was a traffic jam, caused by skeletons! They were attacking people, injuring them, and worst of all, blocking the road! So he went over to them and said "Skeletons! Chill out, and party, but don't attack people or stop traffic. Traffic jams are bad." And the skeletons heard his wisdom and agreed, and they partied while the cars drove by. Having solved this problem, Mr Uamee decided to ride a horse and cut through the park on his way home to his secret lair. Mr Uamee has many allies, also! Underwater allies, airborne allies, he's very well connected. He's also a very normal dude, though. He goes to the grocery store, he takes public transit.. even an unthinkable entity from beyond comprehension has errands to run. Mr Uamee is very well traveled as well. He can run alongside cars, and has experience with boats. He has ever visited places that have vampires. He's so well-known for traveling that there's an annual marathon where people dress up like him and run. Still, sometimes he prefers to stroll in the park and think of his adventures, like the time scarecrows invaded, or the time he joined a team of Alucard-cosplaying time travelers to fight vampires in the past. Recently he even founded a school to teach everyone how to be as cool as him, although the course of study is rigorous and long. But really, he's a very normal dude who walks in the road like everyone else. Support your local Mr Uamee!

HARDMODE: CAPTION THE VIDEO

Im a simple man, I see a uamee upload I listen for the rest of the day

More old school hardbass with brutal lyrics? I'm in!

10/10 Finally, Another Banger Thanks uamee For Uploading This Good Hardbass Glory To uamee From Slovakia 🇸🇰

This is pretty Hardbass ngl

[LYRICS] Главное не ссать / Most importantly don't be scared shitless А в парковаче плясать / Rather bounce in the parking lot Если гонишь блять / If you try to be slick На бутылочку присядь / Sit on a bottle А мы те гандони думаем что круче всех / We're the bastards who think they're the shit If you run your mouth make sure your ass can cash that check / Будешь пиздеть заплатишь жопой

I gotta say.. These donks are pretty intense ngl!! Keep using these intense donks, uamee! Salutations From Texas🤙🏼🤙🏼

It's beautiful. This is hardbass!

Now this style is aggressive and I quite like it ngl. Great banger boi!

2:05 goddamn that slaps hard! good job!

I love your deep voice in the lyrics. ❤

Always a epic song

Another banger from uamee! Keep up the good work!

this goes so hard

The visuals are freaking amazing!! Let's get this party started boisss

HELL YEA!

Been Listening to Uamee's Bombass Beats since 2021 Never looked back, Love from from Canada

That, my man, is one of the best things you've ever made. Chapeau bass ❤

eh haloween... the one occasion i always pass up however its ounds brilliant as always boi, keep it coming please

Great song, great art 😊

Yet another masterpiece!

Amazing content as always! Love it! -also when it will be on spotify-

What a banger, love the deep metallic layer to your sound. Sits so nice on the ears🤙🏼🔥

Can't get enough of this!!! Really solid, love the vibe and artwork!! 🖤💀🧡

YES NEW SONG! THX UAMEE

Something nice to pump me up this morning

bass necromancer back with another banger >:)

That's good, RU-vid needs to recommend you again. Always been the best imo

So ein Epischer Song ❤️❤️😎😎

Кайф🤙 HARDBASS the best

Great song from our favorite hardbass creator!

Uamee back whit another banger great song!❤

Absolute banger no. 2

You see new Uamee, you squat, you listen. At maximum volume 😁

Qualify hardbass from the hardbass master himself, keep up the good work comrade

Banger of a song 11/10 🤟🤙

Again a classic old school one! 🤙🏻Thank you very much Uamee!❤‍🔥

Another banger from the best hardbass maker ever

To jest ZAJEBISTE

Fire song

Another donk from uamee. Fantastic as always xaxaxa!

I have one word to say Y E S

Hail Uamee!!!

Good to see you are stille uploading, love your content, keep it up.

I was the 420th like. Coalescence of the random factors created this, not fate or destiny.

Another banger as usual!

Fuel for life 👌

THE ARTWORK WOW

KOPEiiiiiiiiiiKAAAAAAAAA please more serious 'oldschool' stuff like this. last 1 1/2 years of meme songs were kinda hard to endure

A 4 minute Uamee video?? OPA we makin' it outta the 20th century wit dis one 🔥🔥🔥

this donk sounds great

SKELETONS HARDBASS AND PIZZA THE PERFECT COMBO

Amazing track!!!❤

Yes! Always welcome more uamee... Lol, nostalgia intensifies...

great banger blin!

This was a fun one. The images turned a song into a story (which Amerithe wrote up beautifully). AI generated, I'm guessing, by the looks of the hands and other weirdness. Still it was a visual treat as well as an audio one.

I love this !! No idea about captioning, sorry. Maybe something about death but For a Guinea pig.

i prefer the 80s but i'll go with this too. good ass beats lmao

Best kind of 90s!

Loving the fanart🤘🤘🤘

Great video uamee❤

Hey yo your recent tracks are good, I feel like I've been wishing a track sounding like this one for a while X)

[DONK MODE ACTIVATED]

niiiice

W uamee

This song has the awesomeness of the 2020/2021 songs, has the lengh of the 2018 songs and absolutely amazing art.

DANK

This is a certified vodka classic

my ass did indeed cash that check

i love you uamee

The Plague Doctor of all plague doctors.

Is it a bird? Is it a plague doctor? It's uamee! So... basically both?

You always make amazing tracks, hi from Russia!

Uamee is going insane this week. I dont fucking know... This is really good one uamee.

Oy blin opaaaaa 🔥🔥🔥🔥

It's a perfect banger!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Niiice 🔥🤙

UAMEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

Amazing track!

Pure fire!

I'm back. Again. This one bumps like chickenpox.

This goes harder than it has any right to.

SPOOKY MONTH

I've been waiting for 2 weeks for new cool hardbass, and he's releasing uninteresting classics again.

Hot take perhaps, I'm really enjoying your anime-looking era, tbh XD. I'd absolutely watch this show, even if I can't tell what you're on about. A finely crafted banger, thank you sir ^.^

HARDBASS

clean

Perfect drawings!

GG, its time for OG and u nailed it (just as expected from a russian)

Idk but it feels... hardbass.

I’m very early to this

Midjourney images :)? Looks good!

One of your best tracks, better than protivagz

❤️👏🇵🇹

Just take my money!!!

you have inspired me to create hardbass

Hey Uamee…I have a lot of ideas for a songs about the Pacific Northwest / Oregon in particular if you’re interested. It’s a pretty silly state full of bigfoot, dispensaries, and coffee drive throughs. beautiful scenery and white peoples with dreads. I would love to do a collab sometime. :)

🤙🤙🤙

When will I be able to purchase this?