Uber Driver & Grandmother | Stand Up Comedy by Urooj Ashfaq

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In this video I talk about the highs and lows of Uber rides and the highs and lows of having a Grandmother, also the highs and lows of how Hindus and Muslims perceive each other in this country.
lots of highs and lows, enjoy!
CREDITS
Venue Courtesy: The Habitat, Mumbai
Directed by Anuj Mehta (@pavlikam)
Edited by Abhishek Upmanyu & Myoho Films (@myohofilms)
Shot by Anuj Mehta, Santosh Kardak, Sanket Sharma
Sound Recording by The Habitat Audio Team: Yash Barse, Seigen Moopanar, Swarada Bodas
Sound Mixing & Mastering by Varun Patil (@varoonmarooned)
Special Thanks: Abish Mathew
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22 сен 2019

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Комментарии : 14 тыс.

@uroojashfaq9701 4 года назад

Hi, thank you for watching my video. Here's where you can follow me for live show updates and just general life updates 🌈⭐ INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/uroojashfaq/ TWITTER: twitter.com/uroojashfaqq FACEBOOK: facebook.com/rougeaf/?eid=ARD4zSjPgmGaP_r1CNIP-ekEryHIOTqR6fqqbV9AFYmQMnTY9S2cGjYrvwacuRPYq9FL0Z_8Ct5SlIFe

@abhisheks00 4 года назад

Social media ka koi Imaan nahi hota 😂

@User-du7kf 4 года назад

Liked it, you were amazing! KUDOS

@sandipsaxena143 4 года назад

Not interesting

@flutistan9244 4 года назад

Dandanadandandandaraaa

@SD-po6hk 4 года назад

You are awesome Mam. One of the Best female stand up comic i ever watched.🙌❤

@abhishekkalra565 3 года назад

Please name your child "cool" so they'd be "cool as faq"

@divyamarkande35 2 года назад

Another child could be named “Funny Ashfaq” 😁

@KK-zx2gu 2 года назад

Saad Ashfaque Sad as f*ck

@singhsahaabup.32 2 года назад

Arey bhai sahab 😂😂

@2555sohail 2 года назад

Ye accha tha

@khushimundada 2 года назад

Hard as faq

@aksmakesvideos 4 года назад

1. She is a girl. Minority in Indian start up 2. Comedy on religion. That's a scary territory. 3. She does brilliantly!!

@Tommastein 4 года назад

Arjun Batra he meant a girl in stand up comedy is a minority. Clear your head before reading anything. Preoccupied mind often leads to barrier in understanding.

@aksmakesvideos 4 года назад

@@arjunbatra2072 the number of female comics is lesser than males is what i meant. Thank You.

@tumu_bandit 4 года назад

Number nehi degi🤣😂

@Facts_and_Funny_Talksin_Telugu 4 года назад

Yes most of the time she was blaming Hindus and yes she was comfortable

@tumu_bandit 4 года назад

@ali zaib Those are just books. Why should I respect books written by humans?? I am no slave. I will criticize all the absurd things written in these books.

@aarushitahilramani 2 года назад

the way she handled such a dicey set without offending anybody AND making us laugh is simply lit 🦋

@rang-e-mausiki 2 года назад

Every single word has written very smartly, very well balanced.. she made sure no community get offended.. also bringing out laugh from such topic is itself is a huge thing..

@haroonpatel6375 9 месяцев назад

Laugh?

@shubhuplayzz 5 месяцев назад

@@haroonpatel6375 nahi aaya bhai laugh pta ni is comment section me itne saare simps kaha se aagye bc

@thechesswiki5480 4 месяца назад

@@haroonpatel6375I don't think female standups are for laugh. Maybe we should just watch that for cringe satisfaction or just to hear some serious speeches

@khushbukapoor4917 3 года назад

She didn't joke about religion...she joked about the mentality of some people of different religions towards each other....

@1101smartkooldude 3 года назад

that is so true too.

@sridharrao5409 3 года назад

Unlike that farooqui guy.

@1101smartkooldude 3 года назад

@@sridharrao5409 you guys fall for all the fake propaganda by the godi medi and IT cell, do you really know what you are talking about? there was no proof just based on the lies of a son of a BJP neta he was falsely and illegally arrested hence he was released with a slap on the face of the BJP neta and his son and group and the godi media, the it cell and the MP police. come on man wake up and cleanse your mind set otherwise this hatred poison will kill you one day and destroy your human existence. sorry to use these harsh words but what i am saying is in your interest and for your wellbeing ok. specially this coming from a south indian it looks bad and surprising and being your fellow south indian this is my humble feeling and advise for you.

@khushbukapoor4917 3 года назад

@@1101smartkooldude what you are saying is true...that was a political conspiracy...but farooqi did joke about Hindus dieties ....but 4 or 5 years ago and youtube also removed that video..so we should not point out that thing now..but when I saw that video I don't feel good coz I have seen ramyana since my childhood and I felt like crying...may be people will make fun of me or call me dumb as u don't get dark humor etc etc...it was just a joke blah..blah. But personally speaking I got hurt what he said...and now he is not the only person who did that...there are many other comedians like Kunal kamra ,Tanmay Bhatt etc...who did that...so don't think that I m targeting some muslim guy....now u will say that even some Hindus have also make fun of other religions...and I don't appreciate that as well...that is wrong...we don't have the right to disrespect any religion .....we can criticise any religious practice that is harmful for other people but I don't feel it's good to criticize other religion's god ...calling that ki ky plastic surgery kari..ganesh ki ..gaanja phook ke thi....or calling the god of other religion as terrorist or rapist...that is totally wrong...hope u understand..

@khushbukapoor4917 3 года назад

@@sridharrao5409 yes..he did so. 4 or 5 years ago and youtube removed that....but urooj did it very well

@aishwaryerajan3418 4 года назад

Finally a female comedian who didn't have periods, tampons and vagina in the set. Kudos 👏👏 P.s. - after reading the replies I want to clarify i Have no issues with any comedian talking about any issue, be it a transgender comic talking her experiences, the only thing was that the period, tampons, vagina joke had become very repetitive it was funny when kaneez had that black polythene joke but that was 2 years ago, the same goes to male comics too, a boner or masturbation joke doesn't make me laugh anymore because it's very repetitive now, when Kenny does a joke about how to bath with a bucket of water that is just observational comedy at best, I just want some female comedians to do that and Urooj clearly has the skills to do it and it shows in this clip, and i love her, went to see her live recently, amazing!!

@kareemuzzamankhan7214 4 года назад

But she had her main agenda. Religion.

@justindian3349 4 года назад

@Srishti 5 but why a muslim comedian is compelled to do stand up on religion........Aur koi topic nhi aata kya?

@rahulsaw6631 4 года назад

Literally.....

@sandeepsurve2708 4 года назад

Yes, Correctly drafted. U have same ability to catch up her ma'am must try.

@Cyanide_Mallika 4 года назад

@@justindian3349 ab isme bhi takleef hai ?😂 Aur btw usne jhoot kya kaha ?

@stardust3219 3 года назад

She is extremely funny and her jokes are very thoughtful and also contain some hints of truth about our society . The dislikes must be from her nani and that uber driver's numerous accounts 😂

@sombir2u4u Год назад

I didn't know she could be this good in dark humour. Hats of to you didi.

@maggieskitchen6385 Год назад

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@gautamsnegi27 4 года назад

that transition from uber to nani was smooth asfaq :P

@tensaics 4 года назад

ASFAQ XD

@shashankkumar5555 4 года назад

Killed it 🔥🔥🔥

@babulchetia5043 4 года назад

I see what you did there.

@shivugamer2383 4 года назад

@@babulchetia5043 anyone can see.... nothing really matters

@PrasannjeetSingh 4 года назад

Damn!!!

@MOHDAHMED-xk9hy 4 года назад

A girl with a muslim name and then being an atheist and then being a comedian....is altogether courageous!!💙

@ShubhamSingh-wd9di 4 года назад

MOHD.AHMED Bhai isliy to pichle teen mahine se gayab h 😂😂😂

@m7ali935 4 года назад

Well said

@parthkathuria1838 4 года назад

@@ShubhamSingh-wd9di kuch bhi? Tanmay ke vlogs m dikhi

@xi-themassmurderer5356 4 года назад

@@FawlCalibur She got married to 40 year old man.

@FawlCalibur 4 года назад

@@xi-themassmurderer5356 wtf.

@harshaokin8064 2 года назад

Good Lord!!! Pure pure pure comedy while not being offensive to anyone. She's so positive and cheerful and I absolutely love that!!! Genuinely impressed with this stand-up comedy!

@wth437 2 года назад

In a funny way she pointed a big problem of our society without getting offensive or blaming any religion or people. Hats off

@sahashranshumaurya6749 4 года назад

When she took up the topic I thought it's gonna blow but she played it so easily and beautifully. Best act so far.

@jayalakshmi-wp7zl 4 года назад

Tatti he

@jayalakshmi-wp7zl 4 года назад

Teri shakal jaisi

@jayalakshmi-wp7zl 4 года назад

Baila

@sahashranshumaurya6749 4 года назад

@@jayalakshmi-wp7zl I don't hate anyone or anything. You're beautiful. :) (In general)

@teaminsane2847 3 года назад

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@akhandsatya6068 4 года назад

For a 23 year old, that confidence is too dense!! I end up stammering while asking for grocery at Kirana store 🤣 Flawless she is; facing the world and society 🤘🏼

@misternobody6798 4 года назад

Ye kirana store wala mere saath bhi hota hai.

@shubhammalhotra2868 4 года назад

Nahi degi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@misternobody6798 4 года назад

@@shubhammalhotra2868 Aapke dimag mein ye pehla vichar tha kya?

@psico6962 4 года назад

@@shubhammalhotra2868 Tum jaiso ka koi Imaan nahi hota hai 🤣

@mamidalarevanth2325 4 года назад

Kirana chodo...KFC mein order dhek ke bhi bolene mein this one bolke issue sort karte hai😜😂😂

@shivanisanyamsharma 2 года назад

She is brave and a rockstar! Lots of love to you Urooj! ❤️

@johnkvin 2 года назад

If the craft is honest, you cannot offend anybody. This could have gone anywhere, but that's where the talent makes the difference. Well done Urooj!!

@drumiltanna 4 года назад

I love how she talks about publicly perceived uncomfortable topics in such a free manner!

@ashishborana2953 4 года назад

That is comedy bro

@nikhilvishnoi100 4 года назад

Thats her job.

@emperorsatan8594 4 года назад

@@dineshdevjibishnoi4000 then don't watch it.... It's a free country

@oxyht 4 года назад

My dudes, those were not insults. She just pointed out the hypocrisy of both the sides.

@chaudhary-wt4qi 4 года назад

@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 What does this prove? 😑

@arijitjayaswal 4 года назад

@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 Abe wo CAA ke against protest kar Rahi hai ismein relegion Kahan se aagya

@akshaysingh8418 4 года назад

@@arijitjayaswal Ye lavde k pratinidhitva he,inse kuch hoga ni...

@arijitjayaswal 4 года назад

@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 bhai pehle to apna comment like karna band kar aur thoda dimaag Laga ki CAA Kyun galat hai. Agar wo CAA ke against hai to yeh thodi na hai ki wo bahut jyada religious hai

@arijitjayaswal 4 года назад

@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 Haan saale 1 min ke andar tumhare comment mein like tha aur bol rahe ho tumne comment like nahi Kiya. Aur bat Rahi CAA ki to bhakti chodo aur uske contents padho CAA Muslims ke alawa kisi Ko bhi citizenship dega aur NRC unse citizenship cheen lega agar ye tumhare saath hota to tum nahi protest karte

@pareshpanchal7566 2 года назад

Loved your content totally...Too brave and sarcastic at the same time.

@krutikasalgaonkar1863 Год назад

Hats off to you Urooj...you have maintained a fine line about religion and comedy..very few people can do it this way, be like this forever, we are proud of you ♥️

@VeenaSuresh-ti2vu 4 года назад

*She is cute "ashfaq"!!* Edit 1-*"appreciating someone is not considered simpin' guys,chill!"* Edit 2-*"if y'all are so damn pissed get a comment worth 2.3k likes!!*

@venkyswhanika7599 4 года назад

Hey that's my line

@cyberangel.3140 4 года назад

Slim Shady 😂

@cyberangel.3140 4 года назад

venkysw Hanika bro take a chill pill

@DebrajAcharya 4 года назад

She is not cute she....is damn cute💜

@NoThing-ec9km 4 года назад

yes urooj is cute

@Bond00.7 3 года назад

Few parts In her stand are not kinda laughable....instead they are dark truths of the society

@omprakhashmudaliar 3 года назад

💯

@pr7ish 3 года назад

uske liye or hai joke to thik se likh lo

@grey301k 2 года назад

bro it goes both the way ! i hope u get it

@rudranshbhadauriya_27 2 года назад

They had us in the first half not gonna lie .....

@vatsalpathak5970 2 года назад

She insult both religion without any hate and cute face successfully

@sivanand.b4474 2 года назад

This one was really outstanding.. It was funny. In fact very funny.. Some people jus keep using bad words during their act.. She kept it clean and had some valid points.. Great work..

@pgraja5767 3 года назад

she is quick, witty, smart and bright, and acts well. brilliant performance

@sagarchaudhary5260 3 года назад

That rape joke was so dark that I wasn't able to laugh at it.

@aniketrudraksha 3 года назад

Sagar Chaudhary to be fair all rape jokes are, to a certain extend.

@jaisanatanrashtra7035 3 года назад

Rape joke 🙄 where ?

@shristyrajpoot7596 3 года назад

Reality hits hard

@sagarchaudhary5260 3 года назад

@@shristyrajpoot7596 yup

@blast2686 3 года назад

WTH people can laugh at murder jokes and not rape jokes?

@FareezKhanJNU2010 4 года назад

She is too intelligent for a comedian and courageous enough to raise important communal issues within communities. Very honest. Love her content seriously. Keep it up.

@varunb9661 4 года назад

Sorry but I read tour name in a hurry and thot its Farjiuddin....!

@tabhome1618 4 года назад

She really did a great job. Skirts around the most volatile issue in the current Indian socio cultural scenario with such candour and effortless ease. Real genius and I wish we have a whole lot more of this spirit and stop taking ourselves so seriously. Hats off to the young lady.

@amolkhobaragade 4 года назад

She is intelligent but not that funny.

@FareezKhanJNU2010 4 года назад

@@amolkhobaragade funniness is a subjective matter. Let's agree to disagree. Kapil Sharma, for e.g. is funny or may be not funny at all, but I am not a fan of his jokes. He may makes me laugh but maza bilkul nahi aata.

@amolkhobaragade 4 года назад

@@FareezKhanJNU2010 Subjective opinion becomes objective based on no.of opinions and these opinions are many. There are many funnier comedians than her but she does have talent.

@anthonygonsalvis121 Год назад

You're freakin' awesome, and brutally honest. Protect your brand identity. Best wishes

@Raj-rc5ix Год назад

You are sweet and cute Urroj, I am Ex-Hindu, Atheist and now has become Human with Humanity heart........Trust me, if every person if they give up religious dogmas then surely all will become Human.....

@sakshi5549 4 года назад

Her forehead shines 10× brighter than my non existent future

@jchof5401 4 года назад

Kya apke fair and lovely me namak he

@AnuragMishra-gt5ol 4 года назад

no one has more shine than her even check mirror first

@mrrohitjadhav470 4 года назад

😂😂😂🤣🤣

@feddythechamp 4 года назад

I played the video again to check out her shiny forehead.🤣

@urbanproductions5584 4 года назад

@@feddythechamp I know for what u replayed

@ankitaghadge8173 3 года назад

I laughed so hard when she said..Shagufta love letter likhri h vo bhi Hindu ladke ko. How do u know? “Left to right likhri h” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@myspiritanimaliscat2609 3 года назад

@@kachraseth3422 your name lol😂😂 Edit : the name was "tum mujhme sama jao" ..😂😂 the person deleted his comment..😂

@Manasio_o 2 года назад

@@myspiritanimaliscat2609 thanks for that I was confused 😂

@MdIrshad-sd3bm 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@Theachieverrko 2 года назад

I really hope for once we should have a Uber driver as stand up comedian. It will be blast.

@anupkumarkp 2 года назад

6:40 - 6:50 I can't stop laughing.. But lol we should accept that she's a secular woman..

@pranaysheshak5931 4 года назад

I can't believe no one laughed at "You guys also do it" 😂😂

@sratra1 4 года назад

Same here!!

@sancharsharma 4 года назад

Too real :p

@disha682 4 года назад

Guilt.

@vaibhavbahuguna137 4 года назад

Because It is something we don't do willingly .and It is supposed to be a secret.

@sahrudaym9221 4 года назад

in my case , I have never done that . The only time I have heard that was from old people who will die soon .

@karanoli4914 4 года назад

lol she triggered both religions at the same time🤣

@abbasmujtaba3098 4 года назад

Brother, don't mind for this, can u say me, in this video, at which time she triggered Hinduism???

@TechUpdatesindia 4 года назад

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@anurag1588 4 года назад

She triggered some stupid people, that's all

@muzzammilsuhail275b5 4 года назад

abbas mujtaba bhavnao mei beh gya hai launda choro enjoy the video

@parthkathuria1838 4 года назад

@@abbasmujtaba3098 when did she target muslim? She was just talking casually

@Edumentorofficial Год назад

I genuinely love her act.

@117flood4 2 года назад

Urooj Ashfaq, Bravo my sister. You showed that equality matters. Insult or praise doesn't. Enjoyed & Subscribed.

@krizrocks00 4 года назад

Nobody : Literally Nobody : Urooj : *YEAH, MAULANA JI!*

@rider_aquarius 4 года назад

😂😅😆😆😅😂😂

@rabeeasohail4282 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@anuragcharas807 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣👍

@Milan_Sharma_9 3 года назад

That one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,.. i can't stop my laungh 🤣🤣

@shanayasoulful7605 3 года назад

@@Milan_Sharma_9 who's maulanaji yrr???

@jeetujeet27 4 года назад

Finally a comedian who didn't bash Hindus only , truly balanced and wonderful act ....Come to Delhi ma'am ... thanks to such people

@aubass7788 2 года назад

Saw you first time but damnn you are just awesome 😍 Loved it now... seeking for your other videos❤️

@Kuldeepsingh-io6sv 3 года назад

That "yaah Maulanaji" part was litttt......

@soupverse 3 года назад

The kind of jokes about religions that both Hindus and Muslims can enjoy and laugh at 😂

@Vardan.Sharma 3 года назад

Yaah... Absolutely

@sachinkumar-tl7gb 3 года назад

Kisi Bhi Religion ka Majak Shaitan hone ke lakshan Aur Narak ke lakshan sabhi ka Aadar karo nahin toh barbaad ho jaoge

@manujohn99 3 года назад

@Soup All religions are fake & useless, thats why its actually funny

@luvkumar5096 3 года назад

@@manujohn99 all religion are not fake . Read bhagawat Geeta you may change the perspective of your life . (I'm not asking for you to become hindusim but atleast read it before judging .)

@manujohn99 3 года назад

@@luvkumar5096 Why do you want to waste my time in reading it, it is no better than reading a children's story book.

@rushimahanubhav5553 4 года назад

Hindus laughed harder on muslim Jokes. Muslims enjoyed the hindu jokes more While atheists were LMAOing throughout 😂😂😂

@Mrindia-uy8yj 4 года назад

And Iam lamoiing at your comment👏

@hassjackspirit8879 4 года назад

Lol I'm an atheist too 😂

@BeastMaster-gc5zg 4 года назад

Jokes are jokes. If someone gets angry they should just leave

@hoziergf2635 4 года назад

tueeeeeeeeeeeeeeedattttttttttttttt

@phx__7 4 года назад

You are a sarcastic person !

@monalgupta6981 2 года назад

SO PERFECTLY DONE!! LOVED IT UROOJ!!

@Sky_yadav718 2 года назад

This line was too funny 😄 Sehgupta has a boyfriend How do you know She wrote a letter him left to right Urooj played well with two religious She didn't insult and hurt anyone 🇮🇳 Hare Krishna 🙏

@aasimtahir6867 4 года назад

Two things learned. 1. Stereotypes are based on some truth. 2. Bigotry goes both ways.

@KavateJayesh 4 года назад

It's ironic tho that first statement of yours. Because stereotypes are generalisations. Generalisations r anything but truth tho. Not fool proof

@AnkitGupta-zg4xh 4 года назад

U r learning from a comedy show rather take it as comedy and move on.

@indrakumargarg8688 4 года назад

Well I think it's a bigger bigotry when people of certain faith have ruled another for many years during which various temples were vandalised , forced conversion happened and our culture was demonized in every possible way , there's no way you can deny that bigotry of one side is much bigger than other side

@KavateJayesh 4 года назад

@@indrakumargarg8688 agreed. Though only thing that stopped reverse bigotry at those times were the lack of power. I don't think things would be too different if roles were reversed.

@indrakumargarg8688 4 года назад

@@KavateJayesh really , then please give a single example of an Indian ( Bharatiya) king invading any other country and mass murdering or converting people , heck even when ashoka gained power over whole subcontinent , he only preached peace , and when we did go to another countries , we only brought prosperity ( example : Cambodia , Angkor ; it was the largest city for hundreds of years and everyone living in it was prosperous and happy )

@Nox.INkRecords 2 года назад

Damn 🤣 timings, punchlines, expressions & perfect executions. This is gold! Totally subbing this channel.

@adityashankarpathak5732 2 года назад

today is 24th September and this video was released exact two years ago. how cool is that

@medhajoshi5185 4 года назад

"Love letter likh rhi h hindu ladke ko" "How do u know?" "Left to right likh rhi h 😂"

@thunderhawkkk 4 года назад

@@chaitanyakapoor3911 Urdu is written right to left and Hindi/English is written left to right

@iSalmanAnsari 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@anahita-bn6cy 4 года назад

Yeah😁😁that stereotypic thinking.left=muslim .right=Hindu.😅😅

@vgwarelearning4057 4 года назад

@@chaitanyakapoor3911 Bhai, tere Matlab ka KYA MATLAB ? u know all religion na :P

@sayeedmh 4 года назад

"Left to right likh rahi hai !" - Best punch ever. Well done ! Good luck.

@91795aashish 4 года назад

Sayeed Mohammed ha ye wala accha tha... uuu maulana ji wala bhi😂

@pubgsilentstrikerbgaming1338 4 года назад

@@supersaiyanbluegokusan4418 divorce 3 ho ya 1 divorce hi hoti hai tm log Ku jal rhy or rhi baat halala ki toh vo apna religion jb koi Kisi sy shadi kry ga talaak de GA phr us sy shadi krna chahy ga penalty to deni paday g naw...Khair yeh smjhdar logo ky liye baat hai tm apni cow mother ko smbhalo pta nae kitny ky Saath kiye ho g

@parthpatel9602 4 года назад

@@pubgsilentstrikerbgaming1338 nai bhai Hindu me nai sala hamara to cousin pasand ati bhi ho to ya to bhag ke shaadi aur ghar kabhi mat aao ya phir bhool jao Aur ghare pe pata to chalna hi nai chaiye This should change yaar

@pubgsilentstrikerbgaming1338 4 года назад

@@parthpatel9602 sisters ky ilawa Kisi bi girl sy shadil allowhai bro

@AmbikaaChauhan 4 года назад

Matlab Kya h iska ?

@musicon-musicforpeace1887 10 месяцев назад

What an awesomely balanced, intelligent and humorous girl you are! We need more, many more like you 😊

@abhijeetkumarjaiswal2883 2 года назад

Whenever I want to search this video I simply write ooh ho maulana ji😆

@raghavchugh9466 4 года назад

Lit asfaq urooj..!! Rare breed of comedian not playing safe with jokes.. making us laugh and uncomfortable at same time is a good sign that narative boundary is being pushed rather than being sweeped under the rug..!!

@AnuragYadav-yp9de 4 года назад

Bro. Too cool. Art.

@gayatritakodara2409 4 года назад

Couldn't agree more Raghav.. Hats off to the girl.. admirable.. Doing an excellent job.. Go girl!!!

@abhinavprasad2828 4 года назад

raghav chugh what?

@SinghalLouis 4 года назад

I see what you did there..

@VigneshSharma-vrs 4 года назад

damn! this comment is more cool than..

@manjunathsandhya 3 года назад

She is really funny, in a long time a good Indian comedian. I hope she becomes really famous. I would love to watch more of her stand-up.

@pantologist2216 3 года назад

you laugh when men say such things right?

@manjunathsandhya 3 года назад

@@pantologist2216 Why not? If it's funny. Sure.

@rajats67 3 года назад

@@pantologist2216 same thoughts, ek bhi joke par hasi nahi aai

@rajats67 3 года назад

@Richa Priya vahi check karne yaha aaya tha, Thank god I'm still normal.

@goodkid2576 3 года назад

@Richa Priya didi ye sab chodo padhai likhai par dyan do, varna aapki baari aa jayegi rona karneki. Even imo she is unfunny

@arulnambi1283 Год назад

Very practical and balanced Urooj...I like your diction 👌👏👏👏

@rachitbhatt40000 Месяц назад

0:09 I thought to close the video at this moment (while my brain was like, "Bhai, Yeh Toh Shuru Hote Hee Khatum Ho Gaya!"). Meanwhile The Video: It's Uroo Ash Faq! Me: Okay... After Video Got Finished - Me: I shoulda' prepared before watching.

@vipulpatil5279 4 года назад

Urooj' forehead seems to shine brighter than my future Just how wonderful are you ♥️♥️♥️

@tarunghosh9033 4 года назад

dafaq, I was going to comment this.

@atifaquilabbasi7580 4 года назад

YE TUM NHI TUMHARI THARAK BOL RHI HAI

@parthpd2664 4 года назад

@@atifaquilabbasi7580 abe pehle woh kya bola h woh toh samjh bacche ne tharak ke kuch baat he nai ke h usne kaha h Ke "urooj ka sir(khopri) lagta h ke vipul patil ke future se jayda chamak Raha hain " .

@parthpd2664 4 года назад

@@atifaquilabbasi7580 Etna bada Wala bhadwa Janam se ho yaa Baad meh bane

@atifaquilabbasi7580 4 года назад

@@parthpd2664 Are bhai tameez ke ek daira hota uske ander reh comment kro bhai aur wo ek mazak tha aur tumhe mirchi kyu lag rhi hai by the way

@tusharrohra9093 4 года назад

Bruh, her forehead is brighter than my future.

@Banditxam4 4 года назад

😂😂

@speedyhorn266 4 года назад

Bigger the forehead,bigger the heart ❤️

@Shivumathur8059 4 года назад

😂😂

@GurjeetSingh-wb7it 4 года назад

@@speedyhorn266 Go marry a bald man then

@speedyhorn266 4 года назад

Gurjeet Singh I’m into ‘Women’ sir. And yeah i don’t mind marrying a bald lady 🤷‍♂️

@dnaruka1307 2 года назад

Very enjoyable to watch this. Looking forward to catching more of her shows. Best.

@shreyamarathe4401 3 года назад

I randomly found this one, and omg how humourous u r, and btw i m also athiest and good to know that there are more

@srksfp2101 3 года назад

"Shah Rukh Khan bhi?" Is one of the greatest and underrated comebacks ever.

@syedmuthahardpa 4 года назад

There's a lot of comics out there doing safe sets and getting easy laughs. Making the audience uncomfortable and then again make them laugh... that takes a hell lotta skill and courage! So refreshing.

@anujdogra6505 4 года назад

💯 percent true bhaijaan. She is exceptional 👏🏻👏🏻

@ehteshamanis 4 года назад

👍

@humblecomic9380 4 года назад

Syed Muthahar her material is straight from Srijan Kaushik’s first video. Rest are also overdone jokes and premises. Doesn’t take courage to change the word auto to Uber. But does take courage to post a video with jokes done by another comic

@vvshetty1 4 года назад

U muslim h isliya bol rha h😂 did u not listen, woh nhi h😂

@AnshSingh-lv6mx 4 года назад

Kya chutiya public hai bc.negativity at it's best. Ignore Syed Bhai.

@gaurangim1917 3 года назад

When you said about the after life party that shit was true😂😂😂

@TheYouTubeGame. 4 месяца назад

What I think , she deserves more than this , the script is very well written no community will get offended while watching her stand up video.

@kreetiyadav8001 4 года назад

What I like about her 1. She had the guts to speak on both religions. Unlike other comedians targeting one religion. 2. She is great comedian with good timing and scripting.

@BeanTheRetard 4 года назад

3) she's cute af, but you wouldn't care bout that i reckon

@faheemshaikh1055 4 года назад

Obviously, Cauz she's atheist.

@ringoman08 4 года назад

These are the gray line madam, this is where what should not and what should starts to blur.

@ringoman08 4 года назад

@@sudhakar7889 no we are a nazi countary! India ka capital lahore hai aur hum bangaladesh ki pm ko apni queen banaenge@@ XD There was nothing she talked about religion lol

@ringoman08 4 года назад

@@sudhakar7889 Thank god we are not married, anyways. look man you are a smart guy you get it. She is a modern woman I respect it. Not everyone will, public speaking is a responsible job. Words have power too. If she wants to do comedy thats okay but she must also understand her responsibility, right. First video uploaded sidha on religion. We have teachers in universities living as radicalized scums don't expect public to get it as well.

@mahesh958 4 года назад

Oof the silence when she said 'You guys also do it'. That must've hit a nerve with the people there.

@VigneshMiriyala 4 года назад

Kind of offended by it, because we don't do it.

@manmohanseepana8819 4 года назад

@@VigneshMiriyala yeah we actually have the audacity to say that on their faces!!

@shivajithakur7735 4 года назад

not everyone think like him i think he is putting what she thinks about others

@surajmaurya2553 4 года назад

@@VigneshMiriyala🤣

@blackstorks2454 4 года назад

@@manmohanseepana8819 because you are in majority.

@themedicalguy2329 2 года назад

That love letter and left to right😂😂😂😂😂so cool man!!!

@altafahmed5234 Год назад

“She thinks that’s when the after party is” 😂

@SaeedKhan-jm4qq 4 года назад

When life gives you choices choose Urooj ashfaaq over J.zubair.

@ayushchoudhary4721 4 года назад

Who is J zubair??

@Faisalkhan-il5dn 4 года назад

@@ayushchoudhary4721 jannat zubair

@Faisalkhan-il5dn 4 года назад

@@yashdhikle4825 celeb google karna bhai

@fru1tz643 4 года назад

@@yashdhikle4825 Hoe🙄 Aise nahi bolte bhai, Behen Hai Wo bhi kisi ki 😕

@shiekhfahim6787 4 года назад

1210 😂😂fuck

@celineshoes_lalisa 4 года назад

*the biggest mistake i did in life that i drank water when she said “yeeeeahhh maulanaji” i spat water right into my dad’s face. Thankyou maulanaji for a trip to the doctor.*

@abigailparry3264 4 года назад

I played that out in my headdddddd. Happened w me as well lol

@dakshsinghal5814 4 года назад

Hardest laugh I've had in a while lol

@celebcrunch5528 4 года назад

You're lying

@celineshoes_lalisa 4 года назад

celebcrunch never in a million years

@hymnmathew4664 4 года назад

How sharp was your water!..that your dad ended up in the hospital

@aryan_bhat 2 года назад

When she said maybe some stereotypes are based on truth, i was like "maybe yeah".

@documentsclub2121 3 года назад

Dislikes started when she said , she is an ATHEIST! ................

@TechKhurana 4 года назад

Time stamps:- “Haven’t showered today”: liked the vid “Left to right likh rahi hai”: subbed

@archittdua 4 года назад

Achha

@TechKhurana 4 года назад

City of Tech arrey meri jaan

@truthdiary6710 4 года назад

notification ghanti dabaya ?

@saranoor8136 4 года назад

Tech Khurana left to right..what did it mean?

@sah8042 4 года назад

@@saranoor8136 Means she was writing in Hindi/English not Urdu/Arabic

@sibinkdaniel7534 3 года назад

Urooj talking about grandma : There's always a spare. Me: sabke paas nahi hota laxman

@solo7513 3 года назад

Xddd epic

@vinyashere4all 3 года назад

Same lmao

@sibinkdaniel7534 3 года назад

@@vinyashere4all 😂😂😂😅

@aishwaryashetty4837 3 года назад

Good and sad to see that I'm not alone 🥺

@sibinkdaniel7534 3 года назад

@@aishwaryashetty4837 heyyy really sorry for your loss..

@RGupta-is9dy Год назад

I just hope that stupid fanatics don't stop her from getting the content out.. she is great and she is brave

@sinchitachoudhury4082 2 года назад

Please post more... Have seen this so many times. You are awesome 👍

@davidkumar5698 4 года назад

The cab driver could also have said " Muslims kabhi 5-stars nahi dete. "

@supersaiyanbluegokusan4418 4 года назад

😂vo fir bhi 5 star ni degi kyunki usme feelings nhi.

@arshjotjattana1210 4 года назад

Hahah very cleevr

@SD-po6hk 4 года назад

😂

@anisurrehman8436 4 года назад

😂😄

@NayadArvind 4 года назад

Well said sir .

@kashyap5186 3 года назад

she's totally right there are always stereo types on both side we all talk about each others religion 😂

@kashyap5186 2 года назад

@Amazing World I guess every one has seen some things

@bhimsenchoudhary6933 3 года назад

Crush aagya inpe aur inki voice pe 😍

@MohitSoni-gj7fl 2 года назад

I personally love this clip, i mean jitni baar dekhu utna maza ata h😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

@BilalAhmed-ib3yw 4 года назад

Too Dank. She's a cute face with loads of dark humor.

@Xero11111Joy 4 года назад

Humor tha. Dark humor kahan tha?

@shievamshreyas9242 4 года назад

@@Xero11111Joy he's offended, maybe

@shardulphadtare1460 4 года назад

@@shievamshreyas9242 maybe he is navimumbaiker 😂🤣

@shievamshreyas9242 4 года назад

@@shardulphadtare1460 😜😜🤣

@shardulphadtare1460 4 года назад

@@shievamshreyas9242 😂😂🤣

@Archew34 3 года назад

I laughed out sooooo hard when she said: Yeahhh, Maulanaji😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aadhiablink9469 3 года назад

What its mean?

@rida2033 3 года назад

@@aadhiablink9469 Maulana is like pandit of muslims

@spiritualboy6753 3 года назад

@@rida2033 😎❤️❤️

@inamdarsaquib9528 3 года назад

I didn't got it man , i am also atheist from Muslim family, can anyone tell me? Like the comment if you did , i will get notified

@satyaranjanbanerjee3851 3 года назад

😂🤣🤣

@mayankchhn 2 года назад

good observation and to the point comedy without shouting like other fellows. Keep up the good work

@DigitalNarad Год назад

"Maulanaaaa Jiiii", you nailed it.

@sou0taku 4 года назад

Moral of the standup : No body has Iman! 😂 Everybody is fingre pointing at eachother in the same boat.

@Barry88487 4 года назад

True that :)

@vivekpanjesha3947 4 года назад

BTW what is iman

@Barry88487 4 года назад

@@vivekpanjesha3947 morals

@drharshad7205 4 года назад

Because of people like you India is still a place to live, humanity is the greatest religion but some extremists are trying to make this country a hell by doing Hindu muslim politics (everyone knows about whom I am talking about).

@jagratsoni 4 года назад

RSS. BJP.

@rajkumarsingh8970 4 года назад

@@jagratsoni only 1 extremists is popular in this world, the religion which is dangerous for all religion, terror is the 2nd name of that religion

@rajkumarsingh8970 4 года назад

@Anonymous Para Brahma you deserve 1M likes.

@jagratsoni 4 года назад

@@rajkumarsingh8970 Aapko padhke toh 1 baat hee kehta hoon... "Waah Modi ji Waah"

@sushantkumar7872 4 года назад

yes of course you are talking about owasis , ajam khan , kanhaiya kumar , shehla rashid.

@aasifali9139 2 года назад

Thank you youtube for this video in my recomendation.

@ipsitasahu5385 2 года назад

Her way of delivering punch lines were so cute!😍😂

@abhishekdadhwal4432 4 года назад

i died laughing, when she did "yayyy mulaanaji"

@digitalpawan 4 года назад

What does it means

@abhishekdadhwal4432 4 года назад

@@digitalpawan muslim pandit

@abhishekdadhwal4432 4 года назад

@Avinash K naah it was the figure of speech. Whenever I come across people like you I feel more proud of my parent's upbringing.

@Rohit-lz4oe 4 года назад

@@abhishekdadhwal4432 bwahah excellent reply bruh😂

@AshokKumar-je6fe 4 года назад

then who commented this????

@jaswantrathore4805 4 года назад

She is 23 years old, but really talented.

@naveenkumars5761 4 года назад

Shit she's 23 ,it doesn't matter I look 23 😂

@dr.raziasultana5019 Год назад

Good one....... We are living in truly mad society...... Presented beautiful.. Hats off

@pixiedust9001 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂 too good.... please keep posting more please!!

@AK-me9cx 4 года назад

She doesn't make us wait for the jokes, she goes supersonic, loved it.

@Ranodeep014 4 года назад

u could feel the room crumbling with tension when she started talking about hindu-musilm like oh no i didn't know this was a kunal kamra show

@rahulpatil5577 4 года назад

Ranodeep Seth don’t worry bro

@chetansharma7833 4 года назад

Finally someone who can mock Islam as well. I just hope she remains safe 😝 FATWA is coming !!!

@pilotcyborg.gaming 4 года назад

@@chetansharma7833 14K people has approved for Fatwa

@ranvijaysingh1483 4 года назад

Nani Questionable Human thing 🌈😋

@venkataraoyarlagadda2278 4 года назад

Maro

@rohit9653 2 года назад

Awesome bina kisi ko hurt kiye bahot ache se bola and hasaya

@pankajpathak380 2 года назад

Such a sad story but well put; and that too in a funny way! 👌

@piyushsohal94 4 года назад

"Left to right likh ri hai" 😂😂

@abhishesh.sharma 4 года назад

bahut sahi !

@abhishesh.sharma 4 года назад

@LAKSHAY GUPTA urdu right to left likhte hain ! Left to right likh rahi hai matlab hindi likh rahi hai maane ladka urdu/arabic nahi jaanta hai

@saketsharma5080 4 года назад

@@abhishesh.sharma Thanks I also didn't get that.

@lampyclampy 4 года назад

the BEST part is NO MUSLIM and NO HINDU criticizes her in COMMENT section . This Happens ONLY in INDIA .

@beactivebehappy9894 4 года назад

H@il tolerance!!

@rafiulalam2390 4 года назад

Cause usne dono ki lii hain bro... India mein kya hota hain kamra ko dekhkar bataao.

@codmlover6008 4 года назад

Chal be chutiye jaha Indians hote hai waha peace nahi hota tu ne commenta parhe hi nahi hai

@AdamantMindset 4 года назад

lol kidr bi hoiga ye, until and unless koi discrimination ke mindset se beta ho

@SD-po6hk 4 года назад

@@rafiulalam2390 bilkul sahi kaha bhai

@sarkaribabumamo 2 года назад

She said....aaahaa molana ji 😂😂😂was epic 😀😀😀

@vijaykalra811 11 месяцев назад

you are awesome kiddo!!! Just love your courage and style.