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@LeoSkyro
@LeoSkyro 3 года назад
Bro just IMAGINE if Adam ever said he doesn't tip on Ubers, what Nick would say lmao
@SHACOBES123
@SHACOBES123 3 года назад
He'd prolly call him a fuckin bug. That shits his pants
@BS-bl2ut
@BS-bl2ut 3 года назад
Lmao @ ‘Nick would say lmao’
@dom-ru5cc
@dom-ru5cc 3 года назад
He would literally never let it go like the guitar center story
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 3 года назад
True and hilarious
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 3 года назад
​@Mr Spitsworth You need to settle down.
@degiguess
@degiguess 3 года назад
My favorite thing to do is cuss out my Uber driver until they're about to cry and then get out and leave them a 5 star review
@zombiemurderisfun
@zombiemurderisfun 3 года назад
My favorite thing to do is not say anything at all to my Uber driver and give the “great conversationalist” compliment
@xinniethepooh7174
@xinniethepooh7174 3 года назад
@@zombiemurderisfun Done that multiple times while high lmao
@Comrade911
@Comrade911 3 года назад
I'd tell you to go **** yourself and ask you to give me a 1 star rating. Even if you were my dad
@hex8787
@hex8787 2 года назад
@@zombiemurderisfun Holy shit it's the RoachDoggJr
@bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477
@@zombiemurderisfun what’s your Uber rating I’m gonna start doing that
@ZinkyStinky
@ZinkyStinky 3 года назад
Not gonna lie, I really like this GTA driver. Homie drives smooth and chill.
@StevenSeagull
@StevenSeagull 3 года назад
Thanks boss I appreciate that
@Crimeiskoolforkidz
@Crimeiskoolforkidz 3 года назад
@@StevenSeagull hey I actually have a question for you. How do you set like a cruise control like that? In order to not go max speed I have to hold down w and let go every couple of seconds, it's very annoying and doesn't give a smooth ride. How do you accelerate like you're not just slamming the gas pedal?
@Comrade911
@Comrade911 3 года назад
@@Crimeiskoolforkidz Use gamepad
@brianbadonde9251
@brianbadonde9251 3 года назад
@@Crimeiskoolforkidz controller is the only way because the triggers sense pressure. Keyboard buttons are analog and only have a pressed or not pressed function
@majikss
@majikss 2 года назад
@@brianbadonde9251 pretty sure that they use the mouse to aim where they want to go not the keyboard
@TheVictoriousShot
@TheVictoriousShot 3 года назад
Nick sits with his legs crossed in the back of the car
@sup3rghandi
@sup3rghandi 3 года назад
In his car seat
@tapiture3720
@tapiture3720 3 года назад
I was trying to visualize what that meant but I couldn’t
@TraeSMR
@TraeSMR 3 года назад
Ole Baby Leg Mullens
@elgringofeo9348
@elgringofeo9348 3 года назад
Who fukin does that tho?
@Ty-jl8gq
@Ty-jl8gq 3 года назад
That's autistic
@tonyreyes3780
@tonyreyes3780 8 месяцев назад
There’s no greater sense of relief than getting into an Uber and seeing a middle eastern guy mumbling into a Bluetooth. Knowing you’ll be left the fuck alone for the duration of your trip
@mrscruffles801
@mrscruffles801 3 месяца назад
People who leave you alone are the real mvps. The worst is when it's an elderly white guy, you know he's gonna have an unconsentual conversation with you.
@pocketgrim4942
@pocketgrim4942 2 месяца назад
@@mrscruffles801 Me realizing ive been conversationally r**ed in every cab or uber ive ever been in lmao
@BalsamicJeebs
@BalsamicJeebs 2 месяца назад
​@@pocketgrim4942ive been unconsensually r***d by my gay dad many times
@acetate909
@acetate909 3 года назад
I'm starting a ride share service called Roam Dome. It doesn't cost money but you have to give the driver road head. Tips are optional. Just the tips are encouraged.
@finnanutyo1153
@finnanutyo1153 3 года назад
Should be a thing. Gonna have to start from grass roots.
@StevenSeagull
@StevenSeagull 3 года назад
Ass roots*
@rschwartz666
@rschwartz666 3 года назад
Rules of the road
@trancebodega2739
@trancebodega2739 3 года назад
@@finnanutyo1153 ass gas or grass roots
@FreakinSweet86
@FreakinSweet86 3 года назад
Hey, if it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth.
@crlyhdedfnck
@crlyhdedfnck 3 года назад
It's funny how Adam namedrops Chapo Trap House instead of Cum Town and the woman still got mad at him.
@mrscruffles801
@mrscruffles801 3 месяца назад
Can you imagine what her reaction to cum town would have been?
@inktoxicant
@inktoxicant 3 года назад
I give this compilation a five star gayting
@Schuylock
@Schuylock 3 года назад
Got his ass
@Hunter_Brandon
@Hunter_Brandon 3 года назад
What about a brown star sucking?
@lastEvergreen
@lastEvergreen 3 года назад
Gayting is what the rastas call Adam
@Stonewall2
@Stonewall2 3 года назад
Hell yeah dude
@horatio8858
@horatio8858 3 года назад
stav loved that black sandwich joke because he loves sandwiches
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran 3 года назад
8:22 "Well I got out of vietnam.. got a bitch pregnant, and the circus was in town.." _Stav fucking explodes_
@fokii9880
@fokii9880 3 года назад
“Tipping is harmful and exploitative and that’s why I won’t be tipping you” -the podcasting millionaire
@jemimallah2591
@jemimallah2591 2 года назад
he is right in that people should not be forced to tip so that uber can then pass the buck of whose responsible for the welfare of their employees onto the users of the app, and uber absolutely do know that they can exploit the culture of tipping to get around paying their "employees" properly, by making tipping an excessively frontloaded aspect of their business. uber drivers should be compensated for their living costs fairly by uber in the same way that general motors or whoever pays their employees. however on an individual basis not tipping just means the drivers get less money, unless nick is also handing them out a manifesto about his socialist long game which he thinks will make them feel better despite the lack of a tip
@yabton5110
@yabton5110 Год назад
the trotsky trick
@etangbose4755
@etangbose4755 Год назад
@J.bar3.0 this right here, work in the kitchen or dont work in a reasturant as a guy
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Год назад
haha nice!
@scrotooftheninefingers218
@scrotooftheninefingers218 10 месяцев назад
@@j.bar3.077You’re not gay. You need to step up your homosexuality, bruh. Also, based on your cute little profile icon it would seem you’re the kind of dude that buys “tactical gear” online 😂
@CONGTHEGUERILLA
@CONGTHEGUERILLA 3 года назад
Real socialism is not tipping your Uber to send a message
@rg9810
@rg9810 3 года назад
Got out of Vietnam. Got a bitch pregnant. Circus was in town. Lmaooooo CLASSIC
@jojoflynn7309
@jojoflynn7309 3 года назад
What's funny is Adam's "I don't use Uber" comment ended up being an incidental power move as that lady ended up throwing a multi post tantrum about it on twitter
@Tunkkis
@Tunkkis 3 года назад
As is to be expected nowadays.
@WhayYay
@WhayYay 3 года назад
Yeah he knew that would happen that's why he did it
@wizarddog5049
@wizarddog5049 3 года назад
Where can I see the tweets
@topleybird2443
@topleybird2443 3 года назад
Adam is really good at hiding his power level.
@jedaaa
@jedaaa 3 года назад
So we can actually find out who this crazy bitch is ????
@alistairpage-mcgill2723
@alistairpage-mcgill2723 3 года назад
I love that Adam also told his Lyft story when he was on chapo
@trancebodega2739
@trancebodega2739 3 года назад
it involves them
@ThePatriotsGun
@ThePatriotsGun 3 года назад
Sometimes I get imposter syndrome when I've been doing Lyft/Uber because I'm of Middle Eastern descent but I was born here so I don't have a spicy ethnic accent. It really seems to throw passengers off. Also I'm gay.
@AZOMBIERYO
@AZOMBIERYO 3 года назад
Last time i got in an uber the driver was a *trans person* who kept talking to me about magic the gathering Sadly *they/them* passed too much as a cute girl and as a gay man i had no interest in a sexual encounter with someone so feminine
@bobjohnson7148
@bobjohnson7148 3 года назад
Damn you were in an Uber with Adam???
@plasmascreens8104
@plasmascreens8104 3 года назад
This comment is like if you compiled every Cum Town youtube video’s comments section into a single spreadsheet and had a bot pick words from it at random
@yabton5110
@yabton5110 Год назад
if a girl is into guy stuff, chances are they're not cis.
@kharnifex
@kharnifex Год назад
That's one funny bot
@NoFlu
@NoFlu 7 месяцев назад
​@@plasmascreens8104hell yea dude, that such a fucking dumb idea. Somebody should train an AI on Cumtown comment sections and unleash it into the web
@Soloman_Gumball
@Soloman_Gumball 3 года назад
They should part time for uber just to guarantee they'll have material forever.
@911ruinedbrendanfraserscar5
@911ruinedbrendanfraserscar5 3 года назад
lol Nick can cross his legs in a car
@TimmyMcGowan
@TimmyMcGowan Год назад
criss cross apple sauce ass mf
@ilx1
@ilx1 3 месяца назад
solidarity ✊
@fartquaviasdingle7876
@fartquaviasdingle7876 2 года назад
That clown bit is hilarious
@fartquaviasdingle7876
@fartquaviasdingle7876 Год назад
You're gay
@lobmin
@lobmin 3 года назад
This very video won me over, I'm officially a casual fan of the show now.
@MTGMitch
@MTGMitch 3 года назад
Tom Myersssss...An Uber Driver!
@doraemon402
@doraemon402 3 года назад
Tips shouldn't even exist, it's an excuse to not pay your workers when they can very much do it
@MayorOfMidland
@MayorOfMidland 3 месяца назад
Tips should exist, when buying a luxury item and you ask for expert advice while making your decision. You should tip that professional
@mrscruffles801
@mrscruffles801 3 месяца назад
10000%
@mrscruffles801
@mrscruffles801 Месяц назад
@MayorOfMidland. Uber is not a luxury item, it's a glorified taxi
@TurtleeyTY
@TurtleeyTY 8 месяцев назад
Every NYC cab driver having the intro of Head Like A Hole playing in their head is such a sleeper joke
@kcleveland1987
@kcleveland1987 3 года назад
Had an Uber dude come in and take a shot and hit some weed with us after he dropped us off. Doubt he was done for the night🤣
@What-go8ng
@What-go8ng 3 года назад
the girls name in the last story was Cenk Uygur
@cinemacynic980
@cinemacynic980 3 года назад
2:20 is when the podcast almost became Reservoir Dogs...
@zeldamage001
@zeldamage001 3 года назад
Wow, I didn't even know this was GTA! I assumed it was something else, due to the lack of crashes, joyriding and general chaos :P
@vive3483
@vive3483 3 года назад
i like the gta driving footage
@vevvenennevvev5945
@vevvenennevvev5945 11 месяцев назад
2:12 He doesn't understand that it was a scam conversation meant to guilt him into tipping big.
@sketchyforlife
@sketchyforlife 3 года назад
Nick’s right about the tip thing, tipping benefits employers most and tipping is never good enough to supplement a better wage. Also i’m gay.
@justinw2232
@justinw2232 3 года назад
Such a gay point of view
@droideca88
@droideca88 2 года назад
@@justinw2232 im gay
@johnorson6907
@johnorson6907 Год назад
No, he’s not. Lots of sub-minimum wage employees make great money because of tips. If you’d ever worked in food service you would know that.
@tlss619
@tlss619 Год назад
@@johnorson6907service workers only like it so they can simultaneously complain about what they get paid and brag about how much they make
@SamuraiCypher
@SamuraiCypher 2 года назад
As a former black car driver; whenever we didn’t have our private bookings, we used Uber Black to pad out time off the lot with our fleet. When you run Uber on the Black tier, you CHOOSE if you want Black, Select, and/or UberX (regular Uber rides) in your driver preferences. You only pick up “regular Uber” riders if you want to.
@unlimitedpower3157
@unlimitedpower3157 3 года назад
The flying car thing would never happen because most people can't drive normal cars. Can you imagine some bitch crash landing into a crowded area or into a building because they lost control?
@trevorploughman7529
@trevorploughman7529 3 года назад
Panterabread
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 года назад
That lady made Chapo sound much cooler than it is.
@theta426
@theta426 3 года назад
i know a bakery called "the grateful bread" lmfao
@wizarddog5049
@wizarddog5049 3 года назад
Nick name dropped the daily Shoah was a great peak to Adam’s story
@maxjamesfashion
@maxjamesfashion 3 года назад
Based
@slangy0
@slangy0 3 года назад
Demolition man called out facetime in th 90's i wanba see a rich ass taco bell though
@berlinocelot
@berlinocelot 3 года назад
I think Nick just confused the uber driver coz most people are too tall to cross their legs in a taxi.
@JR-zi9vj
@JR-zi9vj 3 года назад
Hes canonically 5'4 and also gay
@JM-df5oi
@JM-df5oi 3 года назад
there’s a lot of reasons why they lose money, they settle a lot of cases that should be going to trial a lot of people are getting paid to keep their experiences quiet. I read somewhere there’s a lot of physical assault cases that are settled out of court including sexual assault. Look it up I can’t tell you everything
@cheesybacon1000
@cheesybacon1000 3 года назад
@blahblahblah1312 yeah, tell us here
@antoniomosley4961
@antoniomosley4961 2 года назад
The Daily Shoah? You mean the best podcast in the universe? Awesome.
@matthewallen9707
@matthewallen9707 3 года назад
this actually introduced me to nine inch nails...
@nutty_tv2967
@nutty_tv2967 3 года назад
I threw up in a Uber after eating McDonald's at 2am just fucking yamakhae'd a whole 20 piece chicken mcnugget in his back seat I gave him 3 dollars
@Originalchili
@Originalchili Год назад
I hope life has gotten better
@whentheleveebreaks4732
@whentheleveebreaks4732 3 года назад
Adam has never tipped anyone in his life.
@joeyoliver6779
@joeyoliver6779 3 года назад
I don’t tip says the guy who makes a living off tips 😂😂
@Seth-qv9tu
@Seth-qv9tu 3 года назад
This was oddly satisfying to watch 🤘
@B1055BH
@B1055BH 3 года назад
Wow. I’m from Little Rock and just heard the words “Little Rock” on this show. Never thought I’d see the day. 501 boiiiiii
@deeznutz8320
@deeznutz8320 2 года назад
I remember it from a HBO documentary about gangbanging
@deeraredear
@deeraredear Месяц назад
it's kind of endearing how often nick brings up nine inch nails
@SniffnMeFingies
@SniffnMeFingies 3 года назад
Perfect choice of video my friend 👍
@Erisblackstone
@Erisblackstone 2 месяца назад
Nothing is funnier than adam trying to tell a story where he looks funny and Nick just trying to do stupid sandwich puns
@jordishima
@jordishima 3 года назад
Scone Temple Pilots
@asecretone
@asecretone 3 года назад
I've given two different drivers three stars. Both were fucking around with their phones while they're driving
@maxjamesfashion
@maxjamesfashion 3 года назад
Now THAT is cool!
@dubz636
@dubz636 3 года назад
Who’s the guy that took Stav’s place in the 1st clip?
@Meekmillan
@Meekmillan 3 года назад
Brendan wardell or however you spell that shit
@dubz636
@dubz636 3 года назад
@@Meekmillan an actual answer to a question! A RU-vid rarity. Thanks bro
@us9r491
@us9r491 3 года назад
@@dubz636 lmao
@goff4745
@goff4745 Месяц назад
@@dubz636lmao now it’s gone. U remember who ?
@guynoir5968
@guynoir5968 3 года назад
The Rolling Scones
@applecrumpies224
@applecrumpies224 Год назад
My worst Uber experince happened a few years ago. He seemed disinterested in even providing me with the transportation I paid for. At the very end of the drive he suddenly got talkative, probably assuming I was going to provide him with a tip and good star rating. Not to mention the fact his car smelled dank and he tried masking it with cologne. Side note : The car was weirdly humid. suffice to say I gave him a 1 star rating describing the experience just so.
@Peef_Spogdar
@Peef_Spogdar Год назад
“…I text Amber sometimes” 😂😂
@supermcbrian
@supermcbrian 3 года назад
hell yeah dude
@nickmattio3397
@nickmattio3397 3 года назад
BonJovi’s sounds like a competitor to Bojangles or Bennigan’s lol
@alecjones4676
@alecjones4676 3 года назад
I can't fucking stand how frequently Adam interrupts or talks over not just Nick and Stav, but their freaking guest
@WDC_OSA
@WDC_OSA 3 года назад
I'm gay and I drive a bus.
@CanadiaNole
@CanadiaNole 3 года назад
I’m a simple man. I see Tom, I click
@easelove
@easelove 3 года назад
sweet.
@brians7901
@brians7901 16 дней назад
I have never tipped an Uber driver in my life.
@trevorploughman7529
@trevorploughman7529 3 года назад
Backstreet bun boys
@JaSetsmokecheck
@JaSetsmokecheck 2 месяца назад
The Eagles=The Beagles Hostel Bunnyflorres
@grimstarr187
@grimstarr187 3 года назад
make an "Adam talks like an Italian" video
@whentheleveebreaks4732
@whentheleveebreaks4732 3 года назад
I once had a driver that was, no joke, 600 pounds. And he had a cane. That’s all.
@Aaron-zk6jn
@Aaron-zk6jn 3 месяца назад
Love that nick name dropped TDS
@Southlakesown
@Southlakesown 3 года назад
Avenged Sevenrolls
@trigger0403
@trigger0403 3 года назад
Nick does not like Adam no way man I think he just doesn't have any other friends 😂😂😂 he does not care what he has to say HAHAHA
@alik250
@alik250 3 года назад
Sick outro song
@dedmin6119
@dedmin6119 Год назад
Adam’s last word was so funny
@trevorploughman7529
@trevorploughman7529 3 года назад
Boyz to bread
@rajivsingh7378
@rajivsingh7378 3 года назад
Diddy kong with his car seat and sippy cup
@Varg84
@Varg84 3 года назад
Not tipping the uber driver? I didn't know Nick was a black man.
@HaIsKuL
@HaIsKuL 3 года назад
For some reason, a service sector where they interact the least with customers, have the most automated system, the most prevalent in the most developed countries, and have the most financially well-off workers compared to other lines of work in the service sector are the most entitled to gratuities.
@reppingl
@reppingl 3 года назад
What sector do you mean?
@somegoddamnguy
@somegoddamnguy 3 года назад
@@reppingl gay escort
@KilSwt2318
@KilSwt2318 3 года назад
Respect
@AtticusHess
@AtticusHess Год назад
"I GOT A BITCH PREGNANT, THE CIRCUS WAS IN TOWN" Im fuckin dying, and gay.
@mgpBLARG
@mgpBLARG 4 месяца назад
We have self driving taxis in california. Worst prediction ever
@trevorcorey7910
@trevorcorey7910 3 года назад
There’s some company that makes expensive ass bb rail guns. Nick should look into that, threatening Adam with a rail gun loaded with ball bearings would be funny.
@ronaldmcdon
@ronaldmcdon 3 года назад
Bread Zepellin
@hazeofthegreensmoke505
@hazeofthegreensmoke505 3 года назад
Hello baby jirl
@lovesosaJDPON
@lovesosaJDPON Месяц назад
7:53 lmfao
@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550 3 года назад
Love You!
@josecambronero9419
@josecambronero9419 Год назад
The Almond Brothers
@_kyle7478
@_kyle7478 3 года назад
My buddy got banned from Uber for punching his Uber driver in the face in his front yard
@spacefertilizer
@spacefertilizer 3 года назад
That’s not right
@_kyle7478
@_kyle7478 3 года назад
@@spacefertilizer what would you do if your Uber driver got out of his car and followed you to your front door..?
@spacefertilizer
@spacefertilizer 3 года назад
@@_kyle7478 invite him for some late night cuddling
@_kyle7478
@_kyle7478 3 года назад
@@spacefertilizer one person got unbanned from Uber and one was fired, should’ve added that detail
@gempower8029
@gempower8029 11 дней назад
3 years later uber is still a company sadly
@SuperEagle112
@SuperEagle112 3 года назад
I had a fellow pizza delivery driver come in and say he had to pull over because he heard Candace Owens was going to be on a podcast…. Not currently on, just next…. I don’t understand how some adults act today. Also I’m gay
@gp2860
@gp2860 3 года назад
Only thing worse than Candace is people who can’t rationally process such a blatant and rarted grift.
@peteregan5974
@peteregan5974 3 года назад
The correct answer is Baguettie Van Halen
@flipadip2712
@flipadip2712 3 года назад
Imagine taking an uber lmao thats literally someone you don't knows dirty ass car
@Originalchili
@Originalchili Год назад
Lol idk what kind of ubers you been in but, that hasn't been my experience
@Arizzonagreentea
@Arizzonagreentea 3 года назад
Idk who the other guy is but he’s sounds like Jake Paul lmao
@andrewtapia9878
@andrewtapia9878 3 года назад
Mad they never said korn bread
@pa1nted
@pa1nted 3 года назад
my boy jerome
@acipas34
@acipas34 3 года назад
Fantastic
@jgp6574
@jgp6574 3 года назад
tip in cash, always. uber will never compensate
@RoshDroz
@RoshDroz Год назад
Umm that last one was a Lyft story, acrually
@julius6023
@julius6023 3 года назад
2:31 Reservoir Gays
@fqproductions
@fqproductions 3 года назад
Sometimes ragging on Adam is funny but tbh listening to this much of it just pissed me off. What would be really funny is if the next time you guys interrupt Adam that much, he gets up and knocks ur asses out
@degiguess
@degiguess 3 года назад
okay adam
@caseylayton4898
@caseylayton4898 3 года назад
Adam's prob gonna be the first to opt for getting his ass knocked out.
@JohnDoe-ix6my
@JohnDoe-ix6my 3 года назад
hi adam
@pablohowardcello4925
@pablohowardcello4925 3 года назад
Beefy 5 Slayer Burrito
@fiveninecummins7768
@fiveninecummins7768 3 года назад
Self-driving cars aren’t even close to being a thing. The technology won’t be there for quite a while.. And I’m a homosexual man..
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