“Oh man that leg is already compromised.” “In both fights with Adesanya he compromised his legs.” “His technique is so awkward. He doesn’t even turn his hip when he throws it, yet he produces so much power.”
LOL. To be fair, I could get what hes saying a little bit. Its MMA, and Jon is the best at mixing everything together. But is his boxing so good that hes koing you with his hands? No. but his kickboxing, wrestling, and submission ability can be seen as dominate so hes still pretty wrong.
I genuinely think Alex and Anthony as well as the reporters will have 0 interest in beefing. Alex doesn't speak English, Anthony is a giant poo c on paper I could beat him. And the reporters are only going to ask Anthony, "how does it feel to be back in the win column and on a big card like 303" 😂
Talbot is definitely getting screen time. The kid has massive glazers already. I'm excited for his fights but the amount of grown men I've seen fangirling already is wild. He's got the look that brings all of the "hey blue eyes" type dudes out of the woodwork but still not out of the closet. 😂
No bedtime has clearly stated before he doesn't put timestamps. Unless you're being sarcastic in which case that would be the shittiest attempt at sarcasm ever.
“Steep cups, calf kick, rubber guard, and how in the world did he make 185?” - Joe and maybe DC. PROBABLY, okay time to go to sleep like bedtime. TRUST
I'd love to see Jiri come out with a more polished defence or chain grappling approach but I know that there's a tiny samurai spirit perched on his shoulder that says "f*ck it we ball" as soon as the fight starts....
Pereira is going to have the most legendary downfall of all time, he’s going to lose to Jiri, THEN he’s gonna lose to Anthony Smith, AND THEN he’s gonna lose to Dricus moving up to light heavyweight and goofing his way to a KO
I don't see the suits giving Smiff his shot after beating Dolidze. It just wouldnt warrant it, and idk that Alex has the pull to put Smiff in front of Ankalaev, assuming he gets past Jiri. More than likely they rebook him with Ulberg down the line, or against Hill.
As much as it pains me to say, after cashing huge on that Smith r1 sub. I think he's cooked here. Dolidze is gonna goofy goober his way to a W bro. I just know it's coming.
As an average Bedtime autist, nothing gonna make me happier than Anthony on paper Smith flukes a submission one day against Alex Pereira and go "there's levels to this shit"💀
I'm doing a 303 commentators bingo card with my friends. Mainly Rogan / DC. I need 3 more. Any suggestions? 1. calf kicks changed the game 2. "his/her ground game is ELITE" 3. "this man is an absolute/physical specimen" 4. "people don't know" 5. any reference by DC to food or eating 6. commentators declaring "that's tight!", "it's in!" or "he's gonna tap!" immediately followed by an escape 7. "that leg is already compromised" 8. Gracie family glazing 9. Glazing "my good friend" Eddie Bravo 10. Praising the cornering advice for a fighter who loses 11. DC mentioning how hard Pereira kicked him 12. DC praising an attempt to wrestle as "smart" 13. Steel cups 14. "You can't prepare for" an unorthodox style (e.g. Jiri) 15. The new gloves were supposed to address that 16. "Now you're in his/her world" 17. "Those are big shots" 18. "And he doesn't telegraph" 19. "He hurt him!"/"He's hurt!" followed by the hurt fighter winning 20. Commenting that a fighter has a gigantic head 21. DC claiming a fighter stole that round with a late takedown, despite doing zero damage
Hope at least they get a promo for Sphere card announcement and not Dana reading another note casually announcing Ilia vs Max and Grasso vs Schev 3 🤦♂
I think Joe Rogan and DC will for sure talk about the stoppage of the first Jiri and Alex fight. I could definitely see an out of nowhere retirement from the main event, if Alex wins, Jiri will say something to the effect of “ This is where the samurai’s story ends. I guess I’m just not good enough to beat this guy.” If Alex gets finished Plinion Cruz will tell Joe Rogan “He says he’s thinking about retiring from fighting, but he’s doesn’t know yet. We’ll speak to his team and see what the next move is.” Then Pereira will announce his Heavyweight debut, six months later.
Pereira will pick Adesanya to beat DDP, but not to be respectful. He will pick him because he got put out cold by Adesanya and wants to emphasize how he is better than everyone else at middleweight so he can cope with that loss more easily.
