UK Van Lifers Discover What INDIA is Really Like. [S8-E49] 

India is not on my bucket list. It’s on my list that rhymes with “bucket”.

That traffic and all the horn honking would drive me bonkers. 😆

My wife was invited to India by a school that was having an anniversary celebration and she was a guest of honour .. I went with her and we stayed in a 5-star hotel which was very nice but outside the absolute poverty was totally appalling … we had a car and a driver curtsy of the school … even so we were terrified as backseat passengers … the driver would go round roundabouts the wrong way into oncoming traffic … he even reversed up the entry ramp on the motorway because it was blocked ahead,he would also stop the car and get out of have a pee 😮 …on the motorway to Agra to see the Taj Mahal there were people walking along in both directions,bullock carts lumbering along,dogs and sacred cows just wandering around … the place is an absolute shithole … people just shit and piss in the gutters at the side of the road and the sides of the streets are lined with dust,rubble and other rubbish that people have dumped … we won’t be going back any time soon ….

Some people say :"if u can survive driving in India, u can drive anywhere else in the world." Love your video..

No mention of stopping to eat. Did you not eat that whole drive? Kudos Marianne, you deserve as award. I was nervous for you.

I’ve been driving for nearly 60 years in all types of situations. After watching today’s video, I must say: Marianne, you did outstandingly well the past two episodes. Also, I am now convinced that I would not want to drive in India.

Marianne you need a T-shirt that says I survived driving in India! I was glad I was in a large bus when I was there. You are an excellent driver

You guys are mental driving in India

Who in there right mind would want to go there.

"going to remember forever....or block it out". Love it.

As Carl Jung said "India gave me my first direct experience of an alien, highly differentiated culture. Altogether different elements had ruled my Central African journey; culture had not predominated. As for North Africa, I had the opportunity there to talk with a person capable of putting his culture into words. In India, however, I had the chance to speak with representatives of the Indian mentality, and to compare it" with the European. I

It's a great pleasure to see your adventures. I travelled around in India back in the 80s but to my surprise, just found out that there is no improvement at all on the traffic system over the years. Take care and continue your great adventure.

Marianne, you are the most confident woman ever! In every way! You are so impressive. And you are right, you deserve a metal (a T-shirt at minimum) for your driving skills in India.

My husband and I watch you every Sunday morning while we eat our breakfast before going to church. He said this morning that he thought we may have nervous breakdowns by the time you get through India. Please be safe.

I know you guys think it's terrifying, but i loved my five years living and working in India (based in Delhi and Bangalore, but travelling to offices all over the country and driving my company car extensively!). It's a fantastic place!

A badge sounds unfair, a trophy maybe? A gold medal? A spa day after every drive? Haha. India is mad and amazing. As long as you have fun and follow the flow you’ll be alright.

Visited and drove in India in 2011, no paper maps then either and a marked absence of road signs, happy chaos, what a great trip you’re having.

India is a very large country, with a billion people, different cultures, languages, climates, geographies. You both are so lucky to be able to travel this ancient country.

I've just watched your video when you were returning to your hotel after picking up Trudy. I've been driving hgv trucks for nearly 50 years and wonder if I would manage to do that journey in the manner you displayed. To keep your cool in such a vibrant and chaotic environment was inspiring. I probably said 'wow' half a dozen times., I am in awe Marion. Safe future travels.

Greetings from Sabah, Malaysia! Keep moving forwards, slow & steady. Happy exploring & take care always 🤩.

Growing up as a kid in the 1960s and 70s my mother always drove with my father in the passenger seat and all the kids in the back. She liked to be in control❤

As I hv suggested. Drive very early in the morning. Cooler, no traffic, less stressful.

I can't wait to see more of your Indian travels. It definitely seems like a unique and interesting experience.

That driving skill definitely deserves a medal, hats off to you guys.

Brilliant what a driver marianne you definitely deserve a medal 🏅

What a treat watching the two of you driving through my favorite country. So full of life and so refreshing to watch people out and about enjoying themselves or going about their business. Whether on foot, auto, bicycle, horse cart, bus or what have you it’s organized chaos at its best. Brava and bravo to the two of you for staring in the video, crossing of India by road. What a marvelous experience. Anxiously awaiting your next episode. Happy Holi.

What an unbelievable nightmare. Makes me wonder how many people, animals and vehicles are involved in accidents or even killed each year. You guys are driving champs! Thanks for the adventure, it's all I need to see of India.

You def deserve an I conquered the Indian roads badge or t-shirt Marianne 🥇🥇🥇Could see Chris having a few squeaky bum moments 🤣🤣 What a relief to get to the hotel and be able to just destress 🙌🫶

I called India the land of contrasts.

I love driving and I can tell you, that was top notch driving..Getting through those narrow lanes without incident is amazing..Well done.

Tremendous driving from marriane. Chris you still can't get comfortable in the passenger seat. You need to relax, marriane has got this. Great video, and what a great experience you're having Looking forward to the next one 👍

You're being very calm and brave here. There seems to be less sense of a multi-ton vehicle bearing down on one with a limited stopping (breaking) distance here! Absolutely terrifying to watch, but I am grateful for the 2nd hand experience... and to know that you survived to upload!

Travelled a lot in India. Lived for a year once. I absolutely love India. Takes a while to get over the shock and just float with India’s crazy mystical life… looks like it shouldn’t function but it does. It’s hilarious and horrific, heaven and hell. A trip to India is so intense it feels like a lifetime. But… I not once considered driving… I admire your courage! Enjoy the wonder of India! Pity you aren’t going farther north to the Himalayas. You’ll probably miss all the amazing places to see… All the best! Fun videos! I’ve never heard OMG said so many times! 😂👍

You are certainly a good driver to handle that nightmare!! Thanks for another awesome episode guy's cheers.

The old looking taxis you mentioned were made from 1957 until 2014. Originally Morris, they were sold to India in the 1950s and remained largely unchanged over the years. At one time that's pretty much all you saw on India's roads until more modern cars started to enter the market. I recall seeing a lot of Suzukis back in the mid-90s when I was there. Also 60s and 70s Vauxhalls. I will never forget the ten days I spent there and watching this really makes me want to go back there and just throw myself in the middle of all that wonderful chaos.

I'm anxious for you driving just watching your footage !! 😊 you are doing fantastic job 👍

Just amazing. I love it! Fields, small towns, so many people!! lovely!

I love the way you keep smiling when facing such big challenges! What an experience! Keep trucking and keep 😂😂!

I've seen "horn please" written in chalk on the rump of an elephant, one word on each side!! Happy Travels

OMG my toes were curling...brilliant driving, well done Marianne

Phew, India is so full of contrasts, well done on your driving skills, we love the country and its people but driving there, no way

Morning Chris and Marriane im.looking forward to your Indian road trip ive been to India a few times its beautiful and different to anywhere ive ever been your going to love it but traffic is wild enjoy India ❤❤

Since Mumbai is your destination you should see the Ellora caves. They are amazing!! It's a UNESCO site. The Ajanta caves are also impressive. All are in Maharashtra State. Happy Travels

I can see why inner peace is so valued 😂. Awesome driving skills.

I am sitting on my couch here in Ireland watching u drive through India, I am a nervous wreck .I am breaking, swerving, shouting etc etc at my TV.. Safe journey..Some Driver Marian.. 🙏

BE CAREFUL when driving through small town or highways cutting through villages because the Tractors carrying harvest or hay suddenly come in front of you from small muddy roads intersecting the highway. Usually avoid driving after 15:00 hrs on highways because of the reason I explained. In big cities you will not face this.

What a great experience! Travelling is worth it when you encounter a totally different culture. It's rare these days necause of internet.

@21.39 I'm glad you clarified you were out of Kolkata here. Very unclear where you were if you had left the city , I heard another 'town ' or 'village' being mentioned, would be great if the videographer could just mention how far approx you've driven and the town or village you are driving through would add another dimension of clarity and interest! Great videos and the driver deserves a trophy for her driving.

Wow, first time watching your channel. India driving is crazy but I have to say, you deserve a medal,spa day and much more! I was anxious watching but was very impressed with your driving! WELL DONE! NEW SUBSCRIBER 😊

Watch hanging arms out Chris, I met several who'd lost limbs that way over there. As you see traffic comes from all sides and doesnt leave a gap 😅

Well done! We were in India for Diwali once and that was mad.

You drove all that way, including all those mad crazy streets and you didn’t stop once for food 🥘 why? I held my breath all the way through this video and breathed a sigh of relief once you got to your destination safe and sound. Also I missed the sight seeing due to the fact, I KEPT MY EYES PEELED ON THE ROAD, and now I’m flipping starving. 😂 Marian, you are a super super driver for sure 👌 love you two. ❤

That luxury room looks absolutely lovely

Awesome driving Marianne…really enjoyed the vid. Stay safe and can’t wait for the next post…

Looking at how Marianne had been driving since she start driving in India.No one can denied that she s a better driver than you Chris 😂😂

Come and spend summer in Turkey , we missed you......

I nearly had a heart attack just watching this. I can't believe you drove there! LOL

Hats off to you both for driving in India! Good luck and safe travels!

Stressful watching it, never mind driving…..

I drove to India and back via Afghanistan and Iran in 1978 in a bright orange VW camper van called Polly. We took a year to do it and loved India! Tehran was even worse to drive in. ...

That should be a 2 night stay. 1 night to recuperate from this crazy drive and a 2nd night to rest up for the next day's drive. If this was a book, I'd be skipping to the end to see if you all make it out in one piece. The suspense is intense!

Found your videos recently and we love watching them. So brave to be driving in India! We live in Sri Lanka and although we say the driving in crazy here it’s definitely not as mad as over in India!

You will be a hero to your grandkids and great grandkids after they see these videos.

So interesting! Such diverse vehicles & contrasts! Ta so much for filming & sharing! Still on my bucket list, but not driving!

This is so interesting to watch. Thank you so much for sharing your trip

How very lovely to meet You,,, You are amazing. Safe travels and blessings, from me, in Australia.

Hi you two..Im from Canada..ive watch 99% of yr video's..love the way u are..India..is...like no other..Im seeing the world threw yr eyes..Most Grateful..be safe xo

❤thank you Chris and Maryanne superb travelling legends do you think that motorcycle with the goat had her kids on back 😊 and relax

I absolutely love the craziness in India , going back in November can’t wait 🤣😀😃

great job Marianne like a truer professional through there with confidence

I hope you are taking the time to stop and have a chai with the people along the way. They are so helpful, friendly and informative on their culture and things to see along the way.

Massive respect for the driver! If I were doing this video, it would be obscenity filled!

Respect for your driving Marianne I will never do that , also like howe you film your journey Chris , my wife and I love it, Regarts from the Netherlands

Eline emeğine sağlık bu güzel vlog ve video için kolay gelsin hayirli işler bol bereketli kazançların olsun👍👍👍👍

6 hours must feel like 12 hours on the road. Well done!

Fantastic driving as usual Good luck ☘️with your next drive See you next week

Well done, Marian, I could not cope with the stress of driving through India. You're a star.

Traffic in India is like watching water flow. Just goes where it fits.

Thank you for taking us on ur drive thru india, very interesting challenging drive, we can never experience it ourself

Another WOW ❤❤❤❤❤Maryanne driving vlog... and Chris you do great photography.. you two make a great team together...

It looks like everyone wakes up every morning & immediately heads out to walk, pedal or drive on the road. No one stays home or sits anywhere. Kudos once again. I would never be able to drive there. I thought Peru was crazy, but this is much much more chaotic.

Kidos on the expert driving. Marianne, you are a great driver and I'm so impressed that you two are okay driving through the crazy streets in India. God speed.

I’ve heard Maryann come up with one liners, but her asking to have a baby goat inside Trudy …seriously, Maryann dear, you deserve an Oscar .😂🫶🏻🇬🇧

I drive a care in India have done for many yrs, once you get used to it I don’t find it a problem .

Thanks for sharing your amazing adventures. You guys are amazing and so calm!😊😊❤

11:08 It's the horning capital of the world. 😂 Can't be more apt.

I’ve never been so relieved for you to get to your hotel for the night! This is so stressful!

LOL.... Alan from SmallHomeBigGarden here. On my trans Canada trip I met a young couple with a short skoolie and they had A GOAT in a stall in the back of the bus. No joke!!! Hope to see you again on your return. Take care.

Loving this video. Marion is doing an awesome job as always. It reminds me of the mountain roads of Georgia, but worse.

great team work!!

Thanks for these videos. Reminds me of my trips to India trice.

That’s horrible. I don’t know how you could drive there. My hat is off to you!

I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. And I'm in peaceful quiet Canada. I couldn't imagine how intense it was for you, noise, smell, heat, traffic all at once. Amazing, good job!

People in India are friendly and kind. Bravo Marianne, star driver! I love India and it's wonderful to share your journey with you.

Wow just wow idk guys....another on the edge of my seat video. Love the video as always❤❤❤

hilarious. great bit of driving. as a matter of interest any accidents 😆

Gezerken eğlenmeniz ne güzel iyi yolculuklar canlar ❤❤

Love the music you match to each country you vist, well done, your journey is amazing ❤

Marianne I take my hat off to to you ,what a driver you are and Chris great filming and editing ,take care both of you look forward to the next instalment 👍❤️😂

I’m loving your journey through India! You’re traveling the Grand Trunk Road I believe. I took that route from Varanasi to Delhi when I was 20 in 1974. I wanted an adventure so I hitched a ride on top of a lorry for three days. We traveled mostly at night and slept at the truck stops on rope beds outdoors during the heat of the day. I was traveling with a Brit. We got our ride by hanging around at a truck stop and talking these truckers into giving us a lift. We were slow traveling due to the crowds of people or oxen, goats, even elephants. The team we traveled with were Sikhs and very friendly. It was unforgettable.