ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED MEMES 

When the eagle noises don't play, you know you're fu*ked

Me seeing 40 minutes of memes: nice Also me after hearing ALTAR instead of ALTAIR and ISIO instead of EZIO for 50th time: why are we here? just to suffer

Actually the finger safety mechanism for hidden blade was made by Altair using the apple... Da Vinci just worked from his notes

Connor literally dodging whole bullets series and smashing every soldier on the way to area 51 💀, But being honest Connor can stealth to animals, this really require skills

10:11 my favorite unlogical part in game, where ezio kills much guards or thieves money from people stealthy he gets notoriety, soo guards are chasing you in city for doing that things, 2 thing you can bribe herald or kill someone who talks about assassin around city, but third point literally unlogical posters which shows assassin and says 50000 money for that someone, mostly appearing on roofs or 3 level walls, or literally in places where people not even live, but best is posters showing up on roofs most of time

Ezio who can't kill civilians: I would like to award you the highest discrace I can bestow. The minstrel who is harassing him on the street: *+5f*

I love how in the first meme he put Arno dressed as Altair instead of directly putting Altair and Arno separately

10:03 Ezio’s reply is so damn accurate😭

4:50 now that is what people need to know

I Cried once over an Game. In AC4 Black flag Blackbeard death damaged me emotional so hard i didnt Play Games for an Week

I actually didn't hug Leonardo in AC2 but it was just because I didn't had a reaction fast enough (I felt so bad and hoped I could hug him again)

19:18 when we first see Ezio, he also was just born. So…

0:31 Isn't Altair the one who modified the blade, Leo took the specs from his codex.

02:30 i laughed for 2 minutes straight

2:17 I started geekin at that one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ezio is my favourite, but i dont hate the others abd black flag is my favourite AC game

12:41 is exactly how i feel about valhalla and rogue.

Ezio Auditore's Morning Routine: Wake Up, Put On The Hood, And Leap Of Faith Out Of The Bed. Assassin Life Never Rests. Ezio's Favorite Song: 'I Will Survive' - Because Surviving Templar Plots Is A Daily Grind. Ezio's Reaction To Modern Technology: Where's The Hidden Blade Button On This Smartphone. When Ezio Does Laundry, He Never Separates His Whites And Colors. He Believes In The Creed Of 'No Discrimination, Only Assassination. Ezio's Favorite Pickup Line: 'Are You A Templar? Because You Just Stole My Heart. Ezio's Advice For Dealing With Stress: Just Climb A Viewpoint And Synchronize. It Puts Everything Into Perspective. Why Did Ezio Become An Assassin? Because Parkour Is Just More Fun With A Purpose. When Ezio Goes To A Bakery, He Orders "Assassin's Creed." It's Just A Slice Of Victory. Ezio Auditore's Facebook Status? "Relationship: It's Complicated With The Templars. Ezio's Retirement Plan: Assassinate Boredom, One Hidden Blade At A Time.

Fun fact: Odyssey was planned to be a separate game, but publisher said “it’ll f**k up” Devs changed its name, added cutscenes in the present day - publisher said “gonna be a success”

The funny part about the second meme is that it's actually a misconception. Da Vinci didn't design the modification as it actually came from Altair's codex. Meaning Altair is the one who actually designed the modification so that assassins wouldn't have to lose their fingers anymore.

LMAOOOOO bro i love this videos man !!!!!!!!!

6:36 caught me off guard

You’re assigned roof duty mr ezio is waiting for you up there LMAO 🤣

15:59 is so true. And once i was playing Rogue and I saw 2 Man o wars fighting one was friendly and the other one was enemy and i just gave the enemy one the final shot and just boarded it and it was like the start of the game

That one with Desmond fighting Abstergo in AC3 being “just like the simulations” is the best use of that meme I’ve ever seen.

12:14 Better call Kanways. They're the only ones who can use enemy as living shield.

Shay: i cant let you kill city and innocent lives But doesnt mind killing innocents

"AGE IS JUST A NUMBER" "NEW LOCATION UNLOCKED: PRISON" FUCKING GENIUS

15:58 ngl even with a maxed Jackdaw, the 2 Man O Wars gave me trouble

These memes made me play the entire franchise again!

8:50 we need the remaster for sure!

*me doing absolutely nothing in ac unity* Criminals: wouldn’t that make you.. SUSPICIOUS?

It’s funny cuz Altair was the one that modified the blade and da Vinci just deciphered his codexes but whatever y’all just keep not paying attention to the story and saying it sucks (it does at times but that’s not the point)

story missions are now replayable in ac2

10:03 OH HELL NAW EZIO REALLY BE WILDIN

Abstergo: hey Boss.. we have a problem Boss: what problem Abstergo: that dude An Assassin that has been dead centuries: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

4:03 i restarted the whole mission when i realized that that was an option, like the cutseen was playing and u had. remote next to me and i was to slow to press the button and just closed the game and restarted

bro best parkour easily ac nexus for vr you play as 1. Ezio 2. Kassandra 3. Connor

Last mission: Kill the Pope, who's become some sort of evil wizard

0:34 I thought it was gonna be Kassandra: "Wait, you guys get hidden blades?"

Replaying AC Brotherhood only to see Lucrezia again?! WTF HAHAHAHAHA 😂 they're so desperate lol

Altair can swim, Jesus Christ these people

3:15 for Alexios or Kassandra also

I miss the days when you could unsheath your hidden blades and use them as a weapon

I missed the window to hug da Vinci 😭

35:16 what about alexios? he killed his father and his step father

In the 5th meme is a mistake altair modified the hidden blade not da Vinci (source:the diary from altair)

0:43 I'm an OG fan that loves Odyssey. Where do I go?

9:23 uhm... the shortswords? i understand they weren't available at release, with the exception of a few you could buy, but there are plenty you can obtain for free now.

7:07 Isnt Altaïr's wife a templar before too?? Lol

I didn't have the reaction time to hug Leonardo i regret it.

the first mission of AC II is so goddamn iconic

1:03 💀

0:07 maybe because it is

16:14 Abaaz Mir: *"Lost Media"*

I love the fact that you have to cut off your finger to join just because bayek was a dumbass that accidentally cut off his finger

27 seconds in i couldnt keep going because of how the ai messes up the names ☠️

No, there are one-handed swords in Valhalla like Excalibur

Ffs da vinci didn't modify the blades. Altaïr was the one who modified the blade.

26:35 I mean, Ezio had a more important duty with Caterina 😏

The doctor!

6:15 Assassin's Creed: Hexe anyone?

I can't believe he didn't cry during Titanic! Do men even have feelings? "just you, fratello mio" men: 😫😫😫

3:10 I mean he did destroyed a whole city

Connor Wanted to kill Charles Lee To Avenge His Mother.And Yet After His Father Revealed The true Mastermind Of His mother's Death, He Chose To Do Nothing&Instead Kept on Lying To himself That It was lee Who murdered her😂 Notes:Although,Connor Said that He Did this Because He Thought That Lee&The templars Are no Better Then The Guy Who Killed His Mother.But Judging From connor's Rage&Desire To Kill Lee,I Assumed That he Still Somehow Blamed Lee,Haytham&The templars For His Mother's Death.

8:52 nah bro not the beach that was ducking with her brother and father (in irl and game) and other people to have what she wants

The guards in Assassins Creed unity were one of the easiest to kill

Watching while Black Flag Is downloading

Erm actually ac vr has the best parkour

Bro ratohnhake:ton aint that hard to say

Unity is love Unity is life

Why does the ai voice keep saying black as bulk?

No female protagonist? How about aveline?

30:09 Assassins creed 4 reference?!?!?

6:16 soooo… liberation?

👍👍👍 so cool

10:07 it's actually extra funny cz actually Altair means "the flying" in arabic XDDD

Why are we censoring finger?

My only problem with the first meme is that kassandra and Alexios aren’t there

Imprisoned Sailors After Edward Set them free:I'll Sail with you to hell Mate!🥹 The sailors(Now Edward's Crew)From the ship as they Watched Their Captain&Saviour got beaten,Stabbed&Shot While fighting Off Some Guards In a City: 🙄

6:31 Sure they are 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The expression I make my own luck Means the person in question doesn’t leave things to chance Obviously

1:53 the funniest

19:55 Ezio "Prego?"

As an OG I also enjoyed Odyssey just not as an AC game, because the lore of the assassin's really just got spit on. never getting a hidden blade is just as annoying as the fact that Eivor never became an assassin.

Who wins in a naval battle Conner or Edward

bro, i was looking up something about assassins creed and saw a this thing that said "assassins creed: Christ" and one of the comments said "i would love to see and assassins creed game set in ancient Israel" 🤦‍♂

AC and Watchdogs are in the same universe

43:17 you are in drugs?

sorry we dont have altsea

0:32 shitty ass meme made by someone who hasn't played revelations, Altair made the modification for the hidden blade that doesn't require cutting your finger

Why is finger censored?

One of my memes is on here😁😁😁

Clown on Arno for clapping Templar cheeks all you want but the Templar he clapped is someone we all Anna clap

Sure evior is supposed to he female ( even though Ubisoft gose all out on the male for marketing and he has the best amror options )

Red dead is more like yeehaw gta

R2 + □

they shouldn't let us choose genders, if the canon story has a female mc then give a female and if its a male then give a male, if they mindlessly start putting female mc to attract horny players, the whole fandom would be no better than genshit impact's

So another one who doesnt fully understand the new AC games.

Wait why is word "finger" censured? What is wrong with you people?😂