Ultimate Jurassic Park Pitch Meeting Compilation 

To be fair, they needed some time to escape to the outside world, and be noticed. Those 40 ish dinosaurs that escaped weren't the only dinosaurs that escaped in the entire franchise, after all.

Islands aren't the real world?

​@@howlrichard1028 S/he meant that the dinosaurs have escaped through the fourth wall and are currently terrorizing the producers and their families.

​@@Liam-qr7zn good, maybe that'll teach 'em to add more feathers next time lol

None of that happens in the books. They wrote that whole mainland thing just for the movies

😂😂😂😂

It is true 😂

It's literally the same thing as in every Halo game.

​@@Khaos768oddly true

Fair enough!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

It's also funny, because they came up with Camp Cretaceous years later, and that is actually a great name.

Owen's dna is spliced with tardigrade dna CONFIRMED

He was in the Navy!!!

He was in the Navy, AND 🤫 I heard he is the son of a celestial named EGO. 😐🤣

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 And yet somehow, he forgets to use his space suit when he needs to float through the vacuum of space.

Barely an inconvenience!

@@milesbismarck You can see in a number of the earlier skits he is quite wooden. He is far more animated in newer skits. These aren't negative attacks on Ryan. You have to get into the groove of your project, you learn what works and what doesn't, and that can only be achieved by doing it. I think he has created a brilliant sketch.

This guy clearly doesn't recognize these are two separate people

All i see is producer guy and writer guy getting more chemistry

I actually like his earlier style better; it has a unique charm to it, and it hadn't become a parody of itself yet

Hey, shut up.

Even the first one was "bullshit for little kids." ...But you're 100% right to note that they're really plumbing the depths in the "sequels."

And then navy man chokes a Dinosaur 🦕

I mean in all fairness, the movies were never really on the rails to begin with

The first one had the groundbreaking cgi, but even then I wasn’t interested. So I can’t for the love of god understand how any of the sequels made money. It’s mind blowing anyone would go and watch these dinosaur turds of movies.

The first two movies were good because they were based on the two books written by Michael Crichton, but by the third movie the director had changed and they no longer had a book to go off of, cue the spiral downwards towards ‘Dominion’ 😒

Same 😂😂😂😂😂

Sam-

Ok

its tight

That shot ends with Ryan looking directly into the camera

Yeeees the head turn was great haha

Noticable yet very subtle. Amazing

Just wanted to point the same detail ^^ It's my favourite type of humor in his videos.

He looked into my soul.

I definitely replayed that moment!

And I watched this several times but only just noticed he looks directly at camera right after that part.

I came here to look for this comment! 👍

Yes I know right! ..he looked straight at camera after saying that😂😂😂

1:46

while some flaws coulkd be easi;ly solved with an extra secpond, what if during the final raptor scene in the hallway in JP1, the pan of the camera goes over one of those watercooler liek things at a wall and it riplples, but the characters dont see it as they are fully focused on 3 raptors

The first movie worked because of how closed off the setting was. It was simple and it was great. But the others go way to hard on the spectacle and trying to be big. Not helped out by the not interesting characters and dozens of questions one can make and any movie outside of the first one is dead on arrival.

Breadless Ryan is something you don't see quite often.

God knows you cant just click the old videos…. 🤦‍♂️

@@somerandolad At yeast we know he can grow one!

'Mastodons, definitely MASTODONS next time'! 😂😂😂😂 thank you HISHE

It's ridiculous how many times I've watched all the pitch meetings, mainly because I'm constantly fiendin' for new pitch meetings.

I like "I need you to get ALL the way off my back"

“heyshutup”

"Thats what I seem to have written here"

Some jokes may get old with repetition, but others get better by giving you something to expect and then delivering it.

Artfully repetitive jokes are TIGHT!

Pointing out the plot holes will never get old

Repeating the same jokes over and over is super easy, barely an inconvenience

Every new video I can't help but think "wow wow wow. wow."

“I’m gonna breastfeed him.”

It sure is

One thing’s for sure: This park... It's suuuper f***in Jurassic!

Nah more like one that recently relied on placenta for nutrients and oxygen

*Hiss!*

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure the Jurassic World pitch was filmed before the Jurassic Park pitch. He looks and sounds younger in the Jurassic World pitch and the characters were not as fully developed or insane yet.

Plus I think the Jurassic World one has one of the weakest jokes. Like yes, he is raising carnivores. Animal lovers with dogs and cats also get meat for their pets.

@@therainman7777 Did I mention Jurassic World? I said between Jurassic Park and The Lost World.

This quote needs more love

And their beards!! 😆 I hadn't seen any earlier Ryan vids, so it was decidedly startling to discover Nonhirsute!Ryan in this first one...

@@anna_in_aotearoa3166Why are you talking like that

​@@anna_in_aotearoa3166wtf is nonhirsute

_Yeah yeah yeah yeah_

Oh really?

Yeah yeah yeah!

Fertile beards are tight!

​@@chloeirnes 😂😅😂😅😂

henry wu had something to with it.

“Beard fertilizer” lmao I don’t like how that sounds

@@DescendingVelocity 🤣

No jurisdiction exists to stop them. Apparently you can do whatever you want without laws. Living without laws is tight

Ha, people with money don't go to jail, don't be ridiculous.

Or is out of a job because of the class action lawsuitS.

She's rich

The clone girl also deserve to rot in jail for releasing the dinos in the 2nd movie

he went back in the ship and closed the door 😂

N.y ury was a 😂❤

It must be hard to fall asleep listening to Pitch Meetings.......

i watch the harry potter long one, that helps me sleep

@@jujucrock14 actually no it's super easy, barely an inconvenience! His voice is really nice and stable, so it's soothing to listen to when trying to sleep.

@@yak-piss Fair enough....

yes. then waking up at 3AM to watch more lol

Still a classic

​@@chasehedges6775 It holds up better than Jurassic World, that's for sure.

It's implied to be fossilized plants in amber just like the mosquitoes. But it could have been made clearer in the movie to make it better.

Same!

Way more. ...And it's not even close... 😂😂😂

Wow wow wow, wow.

@@antonioarreola3097 well okay then

Hey shut up, so I wonder what the next Pitch Meeting is going to be.

@@KnuckleHunkybuck oh whoops

@@avimo2565 Woopsie!

National treasure would be TIGHT!

W o w

Fine, but how the hell could they possibly hear a ringing phone from a distance inside a dinosaur's digestive system?

@@rome8180 *with an extremely thick hide

Oh wow, thank you for this. Poorly written things get really funny really fast when you piece together the logical order of how things *must* have played out… if given factual info. And this is an awesome example. Facts: The phone is in the Dino. The phone ringing brought them to each other. Ground never shakes. So.. Something that logically now has to be true: The Spino was standing completely still for an extended period of time, and the characters do not see it, even though it’s humongous and like 200 ft away and they’re in a flat, treeless meadow, with nothing blocking Spino from their line of sight

The TRex being back in the cargo hold is another good one. If everyone’s dead except the TRex, that means it escape the cargo hold. But he’s in the cargo hold when they hit land, so the only available explanation is it somehow re-locked itself in the hold😂

This is the "Aragorn broke his toe" of Jurrassic Park

Haha, dang. Poor kids.

That is both hilarious and terrifying! Mostly hilarious, unless you are HR who has to deal with the kid's agent/ parents 😂

This was proven to be fake news time and time and time again.

The blocking of the camera would seem to indicate that it was intended.

Yeah I can't wait until they bring back Owen for "Across the Jurassiverse" or whatever the next one is called and have him explain that day one of boot camp they are just lined up next to a volcano and pushed in. Obviously any recruit that doesn't return wasn't fit for service.

Count yourself very fortunate. Save your IQ points and skip 'em.

That was the absolute best.

What do you mean? I didn't see Producer Guy talking to himself... Or Writer Guy either. They just talked to each other the whole time. 🤨

Exactly. I have no explanation for why I love these movies and can watch them over and over (besides the last 2) but that's where I am and have been since I saw the first one in theaters when I was 5.

If you have to do all that just to be entertained, what's the point? I mean, there are plenty of super-entertaining movies that don't require you to give yourself a temporary lobotomy.

But predators still don't eat each other even when they kill another predator. So it's not really up to whether an animal is less hard to catch. Predators don't eat competitors for food usually. Really can't think of one that does. Except for ants. Hyenas will feed off of dead elephants. But they're constantly at war with lions and will kill each other if they can, but haven't heard of any feeding off the other.

@Avalanche Gaming Lol get out of here dork

​@Avalanche Gaming joking is gay

I hope you feel better soon; crying tears of laughter is tight.

Sure...but not remotely close to the way depicted in the movie. 😂

A single soldier with an IQ of 85 and an M4 would be more effective than any dinosaur lol

@@GeronimoPlazbut he dies a lot faster than any dino

​@@RicoTonettiYeah, but that's true of any large animal. Like a hippopotamus, but you don't see a lot of them in military service. ...damn, now I want to see THAT movie. 🤔

@@coyoteone6197 me tooo

Very much me too!

Yeah yeah yeah

Very? Very?! VERY?!?!?!?!

@@justinlast2lastharder749 Yea yea yeah!

*tear to shread, not shred to shreds

WAIT! I know this one! It’s uhhhh….. Super hard very much an inconvenience!

TIGHT

@@NxtDoc1851 wow wow wowwowwow

If it’s not Thursday, it’s probably not a new Pitch Meeting though

Whoops!

Trying to think how he keeps his momentum going is mind-boggling. The person reading across from him does a great job!

I've been asking for the first one for nearly three years. Maybe if more people ask, he'll do it!

Ooo, Battlefield Earth… An epic terrible movie…

I'd love to see the Room one, but he'd have to do it as Tommy😅

@@Skipsul Probably the worst movie I've paid money to see in my life. Saw it as a kid and even kid me thought it sucked.

I saw Battlefield Earth for free & still felt ripped off.

Makes it easy to watch them. Barely an inconvenience.