42:44 when Becky reveals her infant's gender it's "cute" and "a tradition" but when i reveal my gender it's "illegal" and i am "under arreest" for "public indecency"
A high school buddy who was 23 at the time thought it was normal for a guy to expose himself in front of a beautiful woman. ☹ He didn't know you'd be arrested.
5:25 I still remember that number...back when rotary phones were still fairly common. The landline # has changed a few times over the years & have forgotten about all of them in the interim. Only that original & the current are still in memory.
Whats funny is that I always dialed me neighbour when I wanted my dad, and it would always be at midnight. I could never seem to remember my own phone number.
I saw a sign at my pharmacy. It was suppose to say "pen is broken" but they had not left a space between pen and is. I told the male pharmacist, "It's brave to be open about such things, but this is information we neither need nor want. He looked at the sign and just started laughing. Now *THAT* is brave.
The McCafe' sign was a reference to the infinitely superior Chik Fil A being closed on Sunday. If you don't HAVE a Chik Fil A near you, then the McD's crispy chicken deluxe is not bad.
The ones about the fish coming out to smoke the cigarette butts, I read the alternative in a public toilet. Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the floor as the cockroaches are getting cancer from smoking them, and this variation, Please do not throw your cigarette butts in the urinal as it makes them soggy and hard to light!
I’ve seen every sign except “If you think a mask will stop a virus from entering your body, ask yourself if your underwear stop your farts from smelling?” Yeah, it’s that smart.
The mask was meant to catch in it Most of what you exhaled or coughed, when you were having the virus, without getting ill or before getting ill yourself. You'd be spreading it, without knowing. It was just an extra tool, not a miracle worker. But if you hardly have anything to work with, you also use such tools. Guess you were 'too smart' to follow simple instructions, that didn't hurt anyone.
It's the similarity to the word "cunnilingus". They're afraid of being demonetised but they've taken it to an insane level, a bit like the commentary on the video 🙄
39:10 is actually not a meme but a serious sign. In many foreign middle eastern countries they don't have modern toilets and plumbing. People literally crap on the floor then wash it away with a hose or in a shower. This is the case on many middle eastern transport ships - No toilets at all only showers. Next time one is docked close to you, go enquire about it.
Here's a scary fact: The Burj Kalifa (Presently the Worlds tallest building) has *no* connection to a municipal sewer network. Everything disposed of in the building is held in tanks, then pumped out and taken away by much trucks... 🚽 You know what this means? The Burj Kalifa is the Worlds biggest portaloo! 😳
6:50- I wonder how many people actually DID strip to enter maskless, and what they did about it. Because unless the world's a saner place than I think, it's not a question of if but how many.
My thought too! You know the rule “if there’s a sign about it, then someone’s probably done it.” I gotta know if someone’s stripped at MeWow now xD might not even be anti-mask, just loving drama and attention lol
26:33 This looks like it came straight from a Captain Underpants type comic book. Wasn’t there a moment where one of the characters make comedy out of rearranging parts of billboard signs?
"mad science is real" * looks at the german past* *looks quite aggressively closely to the "scientists" that did "science" * hmmmm- i doubt that statement *goes on to explain why even they were scientists their science was bs and worth nothing exept the unpayable lifes it wasted for no reason *
3:34 Grunkle Stan would be proud! 5:05 The failure known as Steven He got so much emotional damage that he got sent to Jesus 33:13 Grunkle Stan strikes again!
Coming from the UK - Where every council has had so many cut-backs lately at least three large ones have gone bankrupt in the last year - I need to correct 40:40 slightly... Pretty certain there's more road *left* in Byron Bay than there is anywhere in England. 😉
2:29 - Truer words were never spoken! 2:54 - Sinbad? Are they still making those movies? 4:15 - Seen it before, but it always provokes a smile. 6:20 - BAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 8:53 - You are not alone, Duke, my friend. 10:50 - I wonder if anyone ever has? 12:32 - I'm not sure why, but that's so cute! (probably dangerous, though.) 15:00 - BAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 20:16 - Ain't that the truth! 22:14 - Unconditional acceptance is a beautiful thing! 32:18 - Awwwwww! So tiny and furry! 36:18 - Brilliant!
The Scottish came from Ireland so they celibrate the same holdays. Natives of Scotland r the picts. The Scvotti tribe who invaded Pictland renamed it and the Scotti came from south east Ireland. Thye took the bagpipes with them as their irish as well.
Please help with Bills please. Clockwise from top left: Dunno, Dunno, Billy the Kid, Bill Nye, Bill Belichick, Bill Murray, Bill Cosby, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Dunno
@10:58 - "I have Brians and a vajayjay. I use both." I hope she meant to say "BRAINS" like he read. Otherwise, anyone named Brian should be wary of her!
