Ultra Hyper Aggressive Opponent 

how many times can a 100-rated player blunder his queen to a knight alone? Yes.

I imagine this 100 rated player was convinced he was doing great until the very last move.

Every time the opponent blunders the queen, take a shot

Your opponent was not a coward

0:27 "capturing the woman basically removes the challenge" --> not really, it removes his queen, but it also removes your ability to move your king (since it can only move closer to his queen, and since his queen does not exist, the king cannot go closer to her). So while it makes the gameplay easier if attacking, it would also make any check to your king very dangerous That being said, the game was pretty interesting this way!

Opponent: "I don't know what I'm doing but I'm going to do it as hard as I can."

This is a fourth time I watch Simp's video and my cat goes missing for a week. I find this is connected somehow.

Opponent be like: 100 rated chess, but I must blunder my queen with every other move

this 100 rated guy seemed so smug about his moves, always moving into a queen blunder, taking things as if he was winning. So satisfying to see him lose lol

"100 rated chess, but you must blunder the Queen 56 times"

That has to be one of the most difficult games I've ever seen

Opponent was playing a challenge where they get $5 for every time they blunder their queen.

I was fully expecting him to take your bishop at 5:33

this was painful to watch

That was probably the tensest game you've played so far. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.

I seriously appreciate chess simp solidifying my knowledge of Pythagoras theorem

I can't believe simp did not announce the opponent. How else am i suppose to know he is 161 elo from Indonesia?

A double sided affair is painful to watch

I was on the edge of my seat for that one! Good video.

Thankfully he played Ne2 and blundered mate instead of just blundering the queen again by taking the bishop.

this would be a funny one to look at the computer analysis of. Plenty of zig-zag

I think you forgot to introduce your opponent...

That 100 rated guy really doesn't understand how horses move^^

Simp didn't claim not to be a coward.

White: blunders his queen several moves in a row Simp: but what if he discovers a long range bishop attack that pins my pawn? Therefore I cannot castle. The irony is that white captured that pawn later so if you had castles you would have had to capture the queen ending the video. So it was a good analysis

This variant shall be called: _Affaire Chess_ AKA the only variant where you are allowed to cheat.

I’m surprised your opponent moved a knight this game given that they have no idea how they work

You didnt prove that sqrt is a rising function. Mission failed.

When the Swarm King music started up, I clenched. That thing, it scares me.

should've been "I cannot capture his queen except with my king" since that stays in the spirit of the challenge

There's two simps inside you. One is a coward who makes the challenges easier and looses. The other one i s n o t a c o w a r d who makes the challenges harder and wins.

Spoiler I really didn’t think there was any way you would win this challenge. Well played.

Chess but every fifth move must be a premove. If your premove becomes illegal the challenge is over

Man, that was a rollercoster.

the opponents kobeni pfp is fitting with all the blunders lmaoo

I feel like the appropriate interpretation of the rules was that if their queen was dead, your king could not move. Not a free game at all.

Queen plays with her food. Which one? Yes.

I guess a somewhat easier interpretation would be "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can only move closer towards the last location of the queen", or "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can't move at all".

Actualy, if you captured the queen, your king wouldn't be able to move, since the "can only move towards the queen"

The rules for this challenge didn't seem particularly interesting, but glad I was proven wrong.

This is the 37th time in a row that Simp has stolen my cat. I guess I have to subscribe.

That menu on the left side on the screen tho

I like to imagine the guy being playing his own challenge: "Let your opponent take you queen".

I love it when they play like they know the challenge and do the most batshit insane move that actually works because of challenge

I can see the eval bar having a field trip

That was actually pretty interestsing to watch, very aggresive.

noo! missed opportunity for bishop mate!

50% of 100 rated people is actually a 500 rated playing a 100 rated challenge

That was tense, congrats on the win!

Was laughing out loud by like the 12th queen blunder in a row

This was a very satisfying win. Ultra-gigachad Simp.

100 rated chess but you blunder your queen whenever possible ~ your opponent probably

Holy moley, what a mind to face in such a challenge.

Simp: I won't take the queen even if he blunders it. (Follow up with 5-7 queen blunders, depending on how you count)

Oh, Star Rail music is listed in the description now. Nice. What was your opponent doing though? If you hadn't power-crept the challenge, that Queen would've been long-gone!

0:38 pokemon wilderness encounter ahh beat

The opponent was obviously smurfing for a challenge video on making most queen blunders during an hour of streaming.

That's a curious game of disadvantage chess. ... Wait oh

this has to have been like a very young child or something

Obviously a paid actor if he blundered the queen for the 37th time on move 8.

To avoid a foreseeable video ending blunder from the opponent you could change the queen capturing restriction to be that you can capture the opponents queen only with your king.

Man, had me on the edge of my seat there!

I'm fairly confident this guy doesn't know how knights move

Checkmate with a queen instead of a bishop. What a coward move...

37 is one of the most common number people think of when they are asked to pick a random 2digit number, another common one is 73

You ain't stealing my cat!

100-rated chess identity crisis: after any bishop move you must move that bishop to the same file or rank it was previously, and after every rook move you must move that rook to a square which is diagonal to its initial position. The original square is excluded in both cases.

I cannot believe this challenge was a success

Chess, but the royal spouses are disloyal

This is another one of those NTR chess games, except that this time, your king doesn't make a move onto the opponent's queen while your queen straight up touched the opponent's king.

I would say, even if you capture the opposing queen, you still have a challenge. Not being able to ever move the king could be a disaster if they throw a random bishop suicide in

4:54 also because the square root is monotone

the drama of this one.

4:38 When Simp played Qxg1+ I thought to myself: "Why didn't Simp play Qf2 instead? That would be mate in 1!" Then I realised white would just play Qxf2 afterwards. Maybe I was the real 100 rated all along...

Bruh this guy has to be a smurf trolling cuz ain't no way

I actually thought this was going to be the first "But who plays like that anyway, right?" ........ -cuts to end music as the queen takes the pawn- It would have been a very short but hilarious video.

im actually amazed you lasted this long

One of the best vids on a channel ngl

this video is ultra hyper aggressively long

Highest percentage of queen blundering moves in a normal game on this channel? Must be.

gonna be a weird day if and when chess simp ever does a face reveal at a convention or something and he doesn't sound like a TTS british man

If your opponent take the bishop on C5 simp would be real fucked

this game was horrifying

great job

Certified 100 elo

Not the 5th time my cat's been stolen

He be like me fr blundering queens.

We're going star rail bgm on this one

indonesia not mentioned ‼️

Sqr root of 4 had my brain in shambles 😂

I think taking the opponents queen would be fine, but then you can never move your king because said king move is not moving closer to the opponents queen.

I counted 8 queen blunders alone in this game. Jesus christ

Should have checkmated with bishop for style points

sqrt(4) got me

The United Nations should hire Chess Simps' opponents to settle world political disputes

Coulda mated with the Bishop instead, but gg

They blunder a major/royal piece 9 times in 19 moves. HOW?

Would've been way more interesting if you simply forced yourself to checkmate using your queen, under the challenge's restrictions

We need a queen blunder counter again

Best one ever!