ULTRAKILL but Swordsmachine talks more 

"IS THAT FUCKING MONEY YOU'RE HITTING ME WITH?" "HOW ARE YOU PUNCHING FUCKING BULLETS?" See, even he understands how comically stupid but effective V1's combat *specialties*.

I adore the implication that V1 took Swordsmachine's voicebox after killing it. Really clever way of explaining how it can speak, considering Swordsmachines CANONICALLY have some form of those in-game.

"CONSIDER IT A START TO FUNDING YOUR REPAIRS" I'M DEAD LMAOOOOO

V1 PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: OBTAIN FUEL V1 SECONDARY DIRECTIVE: talk mad shit

an ultrakill mod where machines talk would be wonderful

I like to think that V1 only trashtalks V2 before mid and after battle. Every other boss gets the silent treatment

I like it when he said "hOw aRE yOu doOdDgInG fuCKiNg BuLleETTs?!"

I like how Swordsmachine is initially trying to be super dramatic and what have you, before V1 shoots a coin and it immediately has an aneurysm

"Did you just parry me you fucking camera" lol

i expect swordmachine to have a “insert cash or payment type” voice tbh it hows fits it

i imagine him to have the vergil personality ngl

"NONONOWAI-" -Swordmachine 2020-2022

yaknow its only when he started questioning the fact we are hitting him with coins and punched bullets that i realized how funny the concept is.

No one talks about the clean transition at 2:12, it took me a few seconds to realise there was a cut Edit: just realised there's one at 1:29 as well

Swordsmachine: THAT WAS NOTHING! YOURE NOTHING! *V1 empties metal disk reserve* Swordsmachine: NONONOWAIT- I'm dying

honestly the voice box mech on v1 is a very interesting idea to add as a mod

Underrated as fuck, Swordmachines personality was great, very fun to watch. Keep up the great work.

Honestly I’m happy you gave them a sort of knightly persona that breaks down once you’ve literally shot them with coins.

Canon V1: A silent, merciless, killing machine. Fanon V1: a fucking gremlin

Bro enemies recognizing coin tosses and panicking would be funny asf V1: (tosses four coins) Every husk: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-

Swordmachine be like: Step 1:Cover yourself in oil

I cant hit one, INSTEAD YOU THROW 3 COINS AND HIT SOMETHING THAT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW COULD HAPPEN, BE A ULTRAKILL'S NOVICE IS HARD

IS THAT F*CKING MONEY YOU'RE HITTING ME WITH!?" is peak dialogue omg. xD

IIRC, The Swordsmachine is the only machine capable of speech, as it’s a hoarder. V1 and V2 are intelligent enough to have discarded their speech functions and hardware to use less space

“Did you just parry me, you fucking Camera?” 💀💀💀

3:05 *THE ONLY THING THAT THE COMMUNITY DEMANDS TO BE A MOD IN THE GAME*

"man the only thing youre grafting is these nuts gottem" thou unfit to even graft..

I like how you implied that V1 got its voice box from killing the Swordsmachine

"DID YOU JUST PARRY ME YOU FUCKING CAMERA???" swordsmachine drops hard roast bro 🔥🔥🔥

The transitions are so amazing and this video is hilarious

bro looking at more of your "if the machines can talk" series really makes you stand out, the change of pitch, volume, and overall feel of the sentance really sells it to me. you've executed it perfectly and I really want to know how you do so.

If V1 canonically had a voice box it would definitely go "weeeeee" all the time

"Including you, war MAOASCHIIINNEEEEEE"

Genuinely thought it said morbius in the first time it spoke. This is sick though

"WHAT'S NEXT? PUNCHING YOUR OWN ARM?" 1-1 (Retry After Mastering)/4-4 (Whiplash After Power):

Super underated! Keep it up! 🎉

"NONONOWAIT-" *gets sugarcoated*

i actually rofl'd when i noticed this is how v1 got a voice funny as shit

2:55 +DISRESPECT

oh, the ending made me grin so much. thank you.

“The moment the SwordsMachine met its end, V1 took its still intact Vocabulator (That’s the Star Wars term for Voice Box) and then proceeded to roast the now destroyed SwordsMachine.”

i love the tiny detail of slowing and muffling swordsmachine when a room clears or a wall comes up

I like the implacation that this is when V1 gains the ability to shit talo

This needs more Views cause this is pretty funny. Also please make this a series!!

man this just makes me think of how utterly batshit strong other machines would be if they had the feedbacker since it would be able to both parry and absorb blood (although probably not as efficient as v1 can considering it'd just be the arm)

"nononowait-" caught me off guard

2:07 THE TRANSITION IS SO SMOOTH

2:13 that transition was smooth as butter.

V1 is pretty aggresive here, Just like War Machine should. I like that👍

"Is that fucking money youre hitting me with" is a universal experience in hell

we NEED a mod like this once the full game's out

And so began the *WHEEEEE* saga.

the fact it would be cool if bots and some other characthers could talk it could make fight more interesting

Dude that would be awesome. The reaction of boss over coins or parry would be SOOO funny

That transition at 2:13 was actually fire ngl.

Man, I'd love it if Jason would talk more in game.

I need a mod of every fucking voiceline you have done in these masterpieces

“DID YOU JUST PARRY ME YOU FUCKING CAMERA”

i cant wait for the yellow arm to just be v1 throwing his arm at people

I kinda want this as a mod

oh man i thought that voice box as a mod for a sec

from what swordmachibe says, the blood is like drug

the double interruption was beautiful

the transition was pretty cool

I was hoping he would do his normal noises but in a way that resembles speech lol

I never realized this at first but you transition into the next scenes so well at 1:29 and 2:12, it was so smooth I didnt notice it at first lol

Swordsmachine sounds like a stereotypical high-school bully

we got a real yapper on our hands i see

HOW ARE YOU PUNCHING FUCKING BULLETS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

fucking awesome

Swordsmachine is honestly the most badass character, built himself up from the scrap of his enemies and trained himself up with a chainsaw sword.

"this how you cut a xan cake"...

John ward vs father garcia

we need and alternative ending where v1 dies (both first and second encounter)

BLUE BLUE WHAT YOURE PROBLEM?

"NONONOWAIT-" *dies*

NONONOWAIT-

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - v1, 2023 and 2024.

This is beautiful. This is perfect

Yay

Swordsmachine when hell can give sentience:

1:08 horrible flashbacks...

banger

I like how fast did you kill him. It took me days to kill that bastard.

I would like a mod like that. Like, it would be so cool if every machine could talk. FOR FUCK SAKE, SOMEONE, MAKE ONE PLEASE I WILL PAY YOU BOTTLE CAPS !!!!

those transitions are fucking clean

Where do I know “Your reputation precedes you from”

me play game be like:

I feel like the voice box thingy is real

Man this mod of faith in fps looks fucking amzing

i wish i could mod because i would make an ai that talks for the machines with this same mechanic of holding alt for v1 to speak and sometimes it could enrage machines

0:16 & 0:38 “Door’s stuck.”

He called me a camera :(

the voicebox caught me off guard

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Swordmachine don't love YOOOOOOOUUUU!

how the fuck did i not notice the swordsmachine showing up multiple times before i actually fought him???

Sounds like Swordsmachine is a lil mentally deranged

That would be nice detail

My left ear hurts