Umbrella Corps Angry Review 

Man of Illusions Yes, Yes!

...And I don't know what is happen, the smoke, the guns, the whole world is explode. So we just running, running very fast. (Should be tagged onto this comment)

All of that done in only four hours. FFFOOOUUURRR HHHOOOUUURRRSSS

Man of Illusions Best Epic Comment

Man of Illusions He's a man, not a god who is approaching the generator which is losing power because the sample has been obtained, he then flies off to the right and explodes because he don't know what is happen.

umm... Resident Evil 7? Remaking Resident Evil 2...

If RE7 is trash, the series is offically done.

How the fuck is it trash it hasn't even fucking came out yet

I said IF RE7 is trash.

Not to mention their outdated engine. lol. Those animations look shit, literally. That's one thing they'll never update, the animations.

Players: TRYING TO SAVE THEIR SANITY

Generators: TRYING TO SAVE THEMSELFS

Bosswave Gaming that’s gonna be RU-vid in about 10 years anyways,you just predicted the future. 12/5/18

Soul Glo I don’t think that’s true

👍🏾

EtheriousKami lol

@@nickabbott319 oh fuck!!!

You can't edit your own comments on the phone? Fucking stupid man...

+Kaiser indeed

ikr

Of course! Thats what I love about angrey joe. Shity games for us to skip soo that we dont suffer the same fate XD "cough" "cough" ride to hell

Hence the name Angry Joe :)

He read Validity: Vadility! right before it's stupid nose. lol.

16:55 rage. Priceless!!!

+Chelsea L. L. C. Yeah I caught that haha. Vadility

"Come kill mee I'm heyuhh!"

i just watched the video without even knowing that capcom even created this game ULTIMATE LUCK!!

Don Haka LEVEL 20:Godzilla Is Attacking The Generator

Level 26: He's Joe, not a man!

Even Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker has more objectives, as well as around triple the amount of levels, and gameplay that actually makes sense with the game. In short, when it comes to making a spin-off, Capcom can learn a thing or two from Nintendo.

Hey Don, wanna go collect samples?

Don Haka a

Nothing would have been so much better than this.

If it was nothing then there wouldnt be time wasted.But thou time has been wasted upon thy lives of many...

Sweet sweet nothing.

Lol Inafune apparently never said that.

"Cry like an anime fan on prom night."

Godzilla's approaching the generator!

he's a man not a God come on comrades he's a man not a god

+sikax13 say it with me, it was like an episode of Dora the explorer

+sikax13 *goat

+Lost King the generator is losing power.

sample obtained

There it is.

this ones mine

*grabs camera* SAMPLE OBTAINED, OBTAINED SAMPLE OBTAINED *jump cut* SAMPLE OBTAIIINED *grabs beer from fridge then shuts the fridge door* SAMPLE OBTAINED!!!!!@

it is as good as rambo the video game and it is better than ride to hell by deep silver according to angryjoe that is.

The sample is losing power

This one's my Godzilla sample generator contained which is losing power

L

itdon't know what happen.... sample lose power

Godzilla is approaching the sample, not a god!

Billy Mays I hate you and your STUPID NOSE

HELL NO!

As long as it gets the tough stains out I'll take 'em all.

SAMPLE OBTAINED

If you don”t Billy will make you sorry

Still watching it to this day lol 12/2018

🤣🤣🤣🤣 still watching it in 2019🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Lmao the bird puppet part fucking gets me laughing hard.

@@cookingsauce8274 FUCKING!!! BIRDS IN THIS GOD DAME GAME!!!!!!

@@MrBillyidolfan Oh get the fk out! everybody knows you don't just watch Angry Joe reviewing shitty games just so you can make a purchase decision, there is no way in hell that this video would have 3 Million+ views, if that was the case. Everybody watches it for having a good time and see Joe ripping apart a shitty game and then shoving it back up the developers ass....and that is why me and rest of the people come here from time to time.

DarkBlade 25 The Samples are losing power

My brain cells are losing power.

The generator has been obtained, the samples are losing power! LMAO

Sample is approaching the man not a god.

He's a man, not a sample.

Copyrighted Those people CLEARLY know how to rate good games.

Than*

Well, No Man's Sky is at least fucking trying.

No mans sky isn't that bad, it's just not as good as it promised to be. I'll take a game that was at least trying over this shit any day

Yep

When does he say that lol I want to see it again

9:51

TEH GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER

Sonic Free Riders 2

meh meh actually i liked the story of raccoon city. gameplay was crap though. umbrella corps doesnt even have that.

John Vincent Olmos actually I liked it a lot, I liked the characters and just wish it was done a lot better. The game is old but if it had the movement of resident evil 6 and the story of... resident evil 4, it would be great.

John Vincent Olmos Totally agree. OP Racoon City maybe didn't had a solid game-play, but the story and characters where solid and interesting. The ending was a bit lackluster though.

If Slant Six at least had to courtesy to release the full game to begin with (especially the far superior Spec Ops campaign) instead of pulling that DLC crap and actually offered a split-screen mode, I actually would have considered Operation Raccoon City a decent game to by at Used Price (maybe 5/10 using Joe's scoring system). However, on top of giving a mediocre game, they had the gall to sell half the game at full price and then demand that people jump through hoops with the DLC just to get basic parts of the game. It still pained me a little when it came out, because I thought it had potential to be one of the best franchise spin-offs ever. If you are interested and have a few minutes kill, imagine an alternate universe where Operation Raccoon City had all of these improvements that I once thought up while discussing the game on an online forum: 10.) Do not turn the main Resident Evil characters like Leon into bullet sponges that can somehow take more bullets and grenades to the face than giant mutant monsters. 9.) Add more bonus content, such as figurines, single-player minigames, extra lore behind Umbrella and Resident Evil characters, a bestiary, etc. 8.) Cinematic qualities like cutscenes, music, and voice acting should be enhanced. Think of how epic the Resident Evil Outbreak games were in that regard. 7.) Graphics should be boosted up to look like a modern game that takes full advantage of the system its on. The visual style and lighting should also be darker, grittier, gorier, and more realistic to suite Resident Evil. When I see a monster transform, I want to see it grotesquely mutate, instead of a red cloud forming around it as it comes out as a new creature. 6.) Fix partner AI and some bugs/glitches. Maybe the crouching/cover system and dodging could be touched up a little bit too (a lot of people complained about that, but I managed okay for the most part). 5.) Fix the game's variety of weapons. Sniper rifles are virtually useless because they are underpowered and surprisingly inaccurate. Magnums should be available as a sidearm type. SMGs and machine pistols should be a type of sidearm, instead of regular weapon.They could have more single-use special weapons besides grenade launcher and rocket launcher, such as a Gatling gun and mine thrower. To make the flamethrower more balanced when you find one, they could give it a much longer lasting fuel tank but take away your ability to resupply it using regular ammo piles, so it behaves like another single-use special weapon. As another minor nitpick, I think that when you buy more than one weapon, in addition to customizing your starting primary weapon/sidearm, you should be able to give your other unlocked guns to your AI teammates, that way you have more freedom to customize your team. 4.) Add more enemy types with unique behaviors/strengths/weaknesses. Like you can add infected crows *(in hindsight I am unsure about adding birds after seeing Angry Joe's meltdown with Umbrella Corps)*, giant spiders, G-Mutants, etc. If they added enemies like Hunter Gammas that dive underwater, Gravediggers tunneling underground, or a new camouflaging B.O.W, that would allow the surveillance class to come in handy more. More bosses are always nice too. 3.) Make subtle modifications to character classes. All of the characters' abilities should be consistent with the given technology of the Resident Evil universe and its realistic survival horror style. I feel there should be no ability for the Recon to turn invisible or imitate someone like a T-1000, the assault class could maybe have a riot shield to pull out instead of magically being invincible for a few moments, etc. The field scientist's ability to use pheromones to attract zombies to specific targets, turn enemy soldiers into crimson heads, and use a device to drive monsters crazy so they turn on each other, were good examples of what was appropriate. They could also give each class a special item that can allow a player controlled character to access secret rooms/shortcuts with different characters. This would encourage the player to replay levels with different classes. The medic could have a lockpick, the recon a hookshot, surveillance a computer hacking device, the field scientist a V-Jolt chemical syringe, the demolition class some C4, and the assault class a battery to power deactivated doors, elevators, etc. 2.) Make the campaigns much longer and more involving. Give all the campaigns branching paths, where new missions are unlocked based on your choices, and give the player more choices besides deciding whether or not to kill Leon at the end (maybe like the campaign mode of "Shadow The Hedgehog"). Both USS and Spec Ops should have opportunities to meet all major RE characters. The USS campaign should also have a final boss. Make the stories more interesting and maybe even give the USS hit men their own personalities/backstories that allow them to go through character arcs with the choices you make (again, think of RE Outbreak, which had unique narrative cutscenes for each character you can play as). 1.) Do not split the game in half with DLC, charge full price even when the full game is starved of content, and give the shaft to people who lack online capabilities! Oh, and offer SPLIT-SCREEN, so you do not need an online connection and friends willing to buy their own copies, just to experience the multiplayer modes and campaign coop, which is what the game was mainly marketing itself on.

raccoon city was fun and playable with FRIENDS, with FRIENDS. but this? fuck this.

best part of the review! xD

what did he even say?

haha best part

WHAT THE FUCK!!! WITH THE FUCKING BIRDS!!!! ALRIGHT FUCK THE BIRDS I HATE THAT GOD DAMN GAME!! FUUUUUCCKKKK!!!! LMAO

IKR LMAO

And then Capcom realizes the consequences of their dark path and then turns against their master.

Featuring Giant Jumbo Jellyfish.

Shock and terror

Lol

@@GoodFebruarian don't forget the Prehistoric birrds

Your absolutely right. Some of the people in this community are awful.

Like the people who cannot differentiate between "your" and "you're."

synthetic cancer them

+Silverback TwentySeventeen and the people that comment about differentiating between you're and your

Cameron Smith and the people with the basic youtube profile pic...

In all honesty I was expecting it as well, and was a little disappointed for some reason.

I'm glad he didn't do the slow motion when he said three hours. It's not necessary because we can see how disappointed he was with the game.

look who it is

CJAdams97 lol Hey bro :3

I think he just rushed to get the review out

They've been doing it for too long. I don't think they can even remember how to do anything else.

It's always something. That's the only way they can communicate apparently.

+RynKen They should save time complaining and just unsub. I don't pay for Joe's content so whatever he puts out I'm grateful for.

This channel with no bitching in the comments? Please.

I know right

Dank Vader Like in Sonic Riders for Kinect

The Super Mario World Warrior Dony you ever....EVER! Speak about that hell spawn!

Trailers are decieving

Like when the movie Lady in the Water almost looked good. Well they showed us. Damn trailer lied.

Me too lol

Agree with you there.

best part 16:50 - 17:05

+jaco vander schaaf 9:29 - 9:54

jaco vander schaaf The whole video is the best part.

love this version of aj but still for some unknown reason Im still playing umbrella corps

Doesnt mean the concept is doomed to just suck, its that capcom sucks

The only thing prove useful is hacking the Mindless Umbrella Corp Models and used them for GMod than this. even OP Raccoon City or better yet Gaiden is way better than this shit.

UNIQUE. HOW? ESSPLAIN!

right?you know its bad when joe would rather play a pachienko machine rather then metal gear survive

Same

Come on, let these "Last time I was this early" spam comments die already.

+Scarfaceman77 can you like my comment please

+Scarfaceman77 i made a last time comment go like it pls

that's cold...

Because we're all sociopathic sadists.

+ffcSquall lol

*BIRDEMIC THE GAME*

because it is

angryJoe and Jontron collab

lmao more rewatch value

It's the same with sound, too.

if don't like angry Joe, why are you watching his videos.

Especially at 6:43

Let's all work together to kill all the birds in the world, dude/lady!! Strike all the birds down and send them straight to hell!

na just don't buy it bury it its dead

I'm gonna go out today and buy as many copy's as I can and burn them so people do not have to suffer

Ill buy 10 copies.

+AssassinHoodie Isn't it digital only?

+FireBomberBassist sorry they are burned

Finally a comment not bitching and whining about why he didn't do an uncharted 4 full angry review

gotta love that waddle!

I usually get that angry when I see my electric bill...I love AJ

look who's talking, someone trolling a person cause they thought something was funny, this is the USA in 2016

+Sandy Wich the video is funny god damn it.

Sample obtained

There it is.

Tru suvaiwor.

PS2 version kicks ass

RE6 Mercenaries and Revelations 2 Raid Mode was better than the entirety of Umbrella Corps.

Matthew Cool operation raccoon city was better then this

+Curtis Showers That is also true. And I don't even like Operation Raccoon City that much.

1MoreRep mercenaries mode in RE3 was better than this lol

There's a rumour that RE3 isn't going to be developed by or published by Capcom. I don't believe that in the slightest.

@@danielcarrion3705 no I mean Nemesis.

Resident Evil doesnt need to be saved. RE4,5,6 was awesome

@@albertwesker2316 I thought 5 was cool 6 was okay and 4 everyone agrees had a lot to offer.

@@slapstickcomedy2.061 I played the originals when they came out and I still dont think they are scary but they were good survival games. I loved 90s action movies thats why I enjoy the new RE games more than the olds. Oh yea and seriously I like 5 and 6 more than 4.

The Resident Evil 7 demo was actually fun to play through. The atmosphere and detail actually had me at the edge of my seat when I took it slow the first time.

Resident Evil 7 is going to be fucking amazing. Just because its 1st Person doesn't mean its bad. Its going back to its Horror Roots and if the Demo has anything to say from it, its that RE7 is going to be incredible.

***** Its confirmed to be only VR on PSVR.

I know that RE7 will have its own plot twist, not story-related but on the gameplay. People think that it's great for now but when it comes out it's just gonna be meh.

Pretty sure Joe is going to like it. He's tired of zombie games and RE 7 is looking to not be a zombie game.

*to make room for

+Big Bowss DOOM DOOM

lol no one cares about overwatch

This was basically a trailer for the DOOM review, and in such a great way xD

In a good way with HELL 💪💀

That would actually probably be better than this game.

+Masked Guy it would be funny witch is more then this thing

Jake Reed It would probably be around _Deadly Premonition_ levels of funny.

I love the name though.,"Birdemic".

Ft. intense hack and slash clothe hangers action

yes, even the fukin mighty no 9 had to get donation while capcom could sponsor, but no!!! Capcom did not do any shit.

#FucKonami

does they care ? no

Konami ain't doing anything, that is sort of the point. They're deliberately getting out of videogames because they don't see it as financially viable. Its sort of like how Nintendo was a toy company for four generations before they got into videogames. Konami is just burning all of their bridges on the way out.

Don't worry square Enix has us covered

Big Blue Hodor joe called them cashwhores at one point

SRSLY?

Awesome man! **high-fives**

Because everybody know U4 is good and everyone who likes this channel like reviews with him being angry.

dobtou really need joe to affirm how good that game is.

Because angry Joe is funny when he's angry.

the month that u4 came out he Said he was busy with family stuff...

+Vinícius Costa specifically one of his family members were graduating

Also the people calling the criticism in the comments "whiny" or "entitled" this is literally his job. Either do it right of not at all

Are you fucking stupid? You literally want to hear Angry Joe do a full review of a game that it's pretty obvious you're a fan of. And you want him to talk about how great it is for 30 minutes? If AJ did a full review and called Overwatch garbage you fucking idiots would still be whining, because all you want to hear is how good the game you like is, you want to hear your opinion regurgitated back in your face.

+CakeIS based I've literally never played a blizzard game before and have no idea if Overwatch of good. Don't assume I'm some fanboy because I expect a man to do his job properly.b

you can always unsubscribe

At least he's warning us to stay away from a bad game.

I am here to complain about something as well....Have a nice day too.

fuk u

nice shirt

+TheBiggaproductions Cancerous leafy fan.

You look wonderful, as usual.

He was spending time with his family for the first time in years. Instead of not releasing anything, he did the rapid fire reviews.

ikr

Joe's fans have no chill ffs.

I'm fine with it. It was under awkward circumstances, and ultimately, he did give his opinion on the game (a 9/10, which means a LOT from AngryJoe) and told us what we needed to know. Let's just move on.

General Coma dude you have problems calm down

Most of his early game reviews were over games nobody cared about, like sonic free riders, ride to hell, and mind jacked to name a few, but nobody complained about it then...

DoctorSargeMD Touche.

+DoctorSargeMD that's because people and fans demanded him to review it for either the fun of it (Because they knew it was shit and just wanted Joe shit on it more) or just to see how bad they really are

I watch his reviews because they're funny with awful games, if I want a serious review for a good game I'll go elsewhere...

Malix Yea, and that is the exact same reasoning he reviewed this game. Everyone was crapping on it and Joe decided to crap on it even more just like he did in the past.

Cool.......expecting something? Nah lol

Lol! Continue playing Bo3 and Minecraft you idiot

I'm so hyped for gears of war 4😃

Wildly Coyote​ it worked! Now hurt fanboy, I don't like either of those games, but you fanboys can't accept that I just don't like uncharted as a whole

ohhhhh

Feldschlacht VI capcom was good way after that.

Monster hunter world

they're starting to get their shit together

They were also pretty good in the Gameboy era with Megaman: Battle Network.

Oh man I'm so sorry 😭

yarpen26 nope crapcom did

yarpen26 Those bastards...

soulessphilosopher WTF

No actual umbrellas made this game.

Adam Kelton makes sense

Where was that?

Roktoof 0:45

yep

Coolguy 2004 Cool. :D

NOT COOL THO

Hmm?

dva fucker

at least he is gonna give DOOM a proper review.

Yeah, thats good.

At least his rf reviews are more interesting than an ign review or most other reviews

I prefer it this way. we know good games are good. I wouldn't have heard of this if Joe didn't review it, and it was hilarious to watch. people will always complain and it seems like some of Joe's fans will never be happy with how he does stuff

Why does everyone want two mediocre and overhyped games to have a Proper Angry Review? Those two games aren't even good! One is a Tomb Raider clone, the other is a boring Microtransaction filled "Game".

I know, that hacker was an absolute douche bag

+NuclearUnicorn7 does anyone know who the hacker is?

Wait what?

Wait what happened?

+Van Bur3n It got hacked and deleted

he wasn't home to do full reviews. I think he was out of state for a graduation

Yeah of course they would receive good reviews and that's just a bore to watch instead of his real angry reviews like this and say alien colonial marines

+Bossbear3 nope you're wrong. He had to go to his cousin's place because he was graduating. He apologized a million times that he couldn't do the real Angry Reviews because too many games were coming out and he had too little time to make all those reviews. Plus E3 was right around the corner as well

CRY LOUDER !!! hhahahahah

Overwatch and Battleborn didn't deserve a full review.

+Aldo Santos womppppp

Learn how to spell first.

really I thought it was a replica

Vil Samom Sounds like the actual real deal. Glocks usually make that unique sound when you rack the slide. The muzzle also gives it away. I have one myself so it instantly clicked when I heard joe racked the slide n saw the muzzle. But joe is right. That's stupid to hold it like that. if u discharged the firearm holding it like ,especially with no protection, you can kiss your ear drums good bye. Temporarily, You would also get dizzy. your vision would get blurred. N the Smell of gunpowder would reek. very warm gas would blow into your face, which that part isn't bad really.

@@ishimarumasato417 also say goodbye to your shoulder, because it would imedieatly break your shoulder

@@ishimarumasato417 in short only an entitled dumb person would do this.

Correct.

Pretty much man from what I've seen Joe's fanbase has gotten Undertale and FNaF type of bad

full of cancer

+Daniel Blackstone Welcome to the, "Not a Lil Bitch," club, where we're entertained and satisfied while everyone else is miserable.

***** I know there are grateful fans and that's a great thing Joe doesn't deserve all the shit that he's been getting it's the vocal part of the fanbase that's been causing this shitstorm

which games were 2013 and 2014

+Joshua Centeno Ride to Hell and Rambo.

Superior Ascension oh thanks

Underrated comment.

Isn't it actually "Come on comerades he's a man not a god"?

Ethanopia My mind right now

Ethanopia that was hillarious +1 mate

yup

Ethanopia This made me giggle 10/10 IGN

Ethanopia Lol

that....actually makes sense

I got to collect these samples! This is taking forever, but I got to complete the mission. Commander: Abraham! You’re done already pull out!

Actually i have deciphered the mistery of the gun. His left forearm has a faceshield of sorts, and his right hand is beside that "shield". i guess he uses that firing tactic to avoid getting hit by zombies? stupid regardless

@@Tom--pf8ub Lmao. There is no point in that tiny shield to cover his face when zombies bite and his entire body is exposed … the dude already has a helmet on anyway, and zombies don't shoot guns. This game is just plain stupid and the concept of that face shield is just a waste of resource and pointless. xD

@@stygian5309 Exactly. At LEAST make the dude maskless so it makes sense he'd need to cover his face from fluids!

One way ticket to Earape City, only one shot away!

Lol yep

Frank West FTW

It's obviously a cry for help! Poor guy :(

Metallica Fox obviously never been next to a gun thats firing. That close to your ear the earmuffs will do little. At some shooting ranges, your ears will start ringing if you step outa the car without protection on.

Erm RE7s first half was great and the second half sucked really bad. RE2Remake had less enemies and around the same amount of content as a game made 21 years ago. Why do people suck off those titles so hard?

Oh yeah because titles like this just make you expect NOTHING from capcom and when you get anything decent it looks like pure fucking gold. Imagine RE1 remake in 2002 not having crimson heads, lisa trevor, or any of the cool new shit they added just changing it to 3rd person shooter, adding a couple new areas and bit of a twist to the story. Then it would of sucked and people would of hated the game but now in 2019 our expectations are soooo fucking low.

Wild edge lord spotted.

Wrist Is Frogs edge lord why they just give us a good game and a remake that even better.

@@Cund Oops sorry I gave a well detailed description on why RE2remake isn't that great of a game. You mad?

By far the fact that people have spent time on this game to reach rank 50 and above in the multiplayer is more sad. Capcom selling this game is a disgrace, but to spend that amount of time on such a piece-of-shit game is sad beyond comprehension.

+Mikey Mod one answer: hacks it's the ONLY way

Frostdog DUBSTEP Must be. I don't think there are enough people actually playing this POS to be able level up at all lol

Lucaz99 yeah they probably put A.I in there to make up for actual players

this game is fun if it was fraa

That actually makes too much sense

This is probably what happened, but a part of me thinks that this is the completed product....

Was it the MADE WITH UNITY screen that gave it away that it wasn't gonna be a great project?

Yeah. Like they thought the proof of concept was the complete game

HeroOfKvatch stop you've violated the law pay your fine or do your time your choice....lol

Imperial criminal scum like me give the Empire a bad name, you see.

AND calling out dumb reviewers that can't properly review a game and it's obviously good or bad.

Bad games are usually a result if bad management, developers aren’t to be blamed 9 our of ten times

Ugh isn't that how we found Angry Joe in the first place?? For angry rants on bad games?? If i wanted generic praise that everyone else does I could just go to IGN, maybe then I can get a laugh from a stupid comment.

+Raze Fan lol these guys are 6 year olds always whining and complaining and when they get what they wanted they whine more because it's not perfect

+Loyal-TF-Fan Exactly

+Raze Fan LMAO 😂

As true as that is it makes it very obvious he's going to hate it from the beginning. Which is a negative.

Can go two ways, either enraged them into psychos or they will regret everything they ever done and will never dare to hurt a fly anymore

Lee Ragdoll or a mental asylum

but what about the steam reviewers that recommend the game?we could just put the old school stlye, make them watch a nyan cat gif for 61 hours STRAIGHT

I'm pretty sure people have been saying stuff like this for years. But you know what, let's expand on that idea. First off..... Oh God I almost threw up from even thinking about this shit.... First off, you take every movie from the search for the worst from IHE (I hate Everything for those who don't know), and you have them playing nonstop on every television in each prison around the country. Then if a prisoner acts up or breaks a prison rule or something else, the guards sit them in a chair and force them to play a horrible game that Angry Joe reviewed. And for each infraction that's another game and an additional hour they have to play. And if they reach a total of 10 infractions within the timeframe of a month they are put in solitary confinement for two weeks and for a looping period 22 and a half hours being forced to watch the not DreamWorks and Not Disney collections for IHE and then they have to beat 5 of the WORST GAMES IMAGINABLE that AVGN(Angry Video Game Need) has played. But I'm not done yet. While they are forced to do all this, you put headsets on them so they have to listen to the sounds of squeakers from MW2 lobbies. And if they still resist, now they have to listen to the soundtrack of CRAZYBUS for a looping 10hrs. Jesus..... With this level of torture I just conjured up, I should probably send in my application for the CIA as an interrogation specialist. Fucking hell, I think some of what I described goes over the line of Cruel and Unusual Punishment. But if we do all that then bright side is, well I'm like 90 percent sure no one will be inclined to ever break a law as long as they live. And I say 90 percent because I estimate that around 10 percent of the population is either crazy, stupid, or just think they are tough enough to survive that shit I just described and come out unscathed.

That would be cruel and unusual punishment

At least you spared your own life.

Those are Capcom Corps mercenaries...

Ungrateful? You say that like Joe is feeding us a fucking lifeline. Grow up.

Cao Cao Isn't he - in your case, at least?

i think the word you are looking for is uncivil

I don't usually call people entitled, but that's the only thing I can say about them, I'd agree that his content as of late hasn't been as good as it used to be, but he was on vacation, excuse him for wanting to relax with his family, if you're mad Joe decided to take a break then all you are is an entitled piece of shit

expected review score pop up was dissapointing

Same

true

U Guys should totally review some Porn :) I bet Delrith has a lot more comment then to add to the Discussion

Not gonna lie, I did the slomo expecting him to say it and was just like “oh...." when he didn't

While riding to hell on one of those free-boards and getting his mind hacked

+The Llama King not to mention charging his ki like he's taking a shit.

No!!! Charging his Ki like he's dropping a DOOKIE!! Only to have him FLY OFF INTO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE!!

excellent

Epic

Best part of the video :)

newLEGACY boy sample obtained

THERE IT IS

There it is

XB1Gaming Creeper this one's mine.

The Terrible Animator Decal Obtained

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Precisely why I fucking love this guy. No fake bullshit reactions like a vast majority of youtubers. Moments like when his games crash etc kill me.

Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo yep

Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo Why do you think his name is Honker?

Now *that* is a plot twist

What if I told you *I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE*

Fuck you for the spoiler

Thanks a lot...fucktard...I was gonna play this game and try to figure out what to do on my own but you just spoiled it...so,are you saying there's one time in the game u have to do this?? Well..dont tell me when it happens,I want it to be a surprise..glad I only spent $130 on this game for the extra plastic colors and skins....

Shut up M.night!

Or a bad time once a month

***** Would that be glossy? Sounds really gross. :)

Sounds hot, too. Those bjs would probably be 10/10 :)

DoomMarine Fellas put you hands together for... Glossy Red!

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Raptor 3698 I choose suicide*

Raptor 3698 "RAMBO! THE MISSION IS OVER"

Raptor 3698 I'd pick Godzilla. Because I enjoyed it.

シンゴジラ GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENORATOR.

Slimy the upopular gamer I voted Godzilla best game of 2015.

Well not all of his reviews are about bad games. He also covers great game like Red Dead Redemption, Skyrim, and The Last Of Us..

+DarkLord3709 Yep that's completely true.

+pr1meofbushm4n are you Canadian?

Nein

You speak (write) better English than most native speakers do. :)

😂

Whyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RETRIBUTION!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR. THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER.

"oh yeah" "Baa"

***** lol who thought that was a good idea for a line in this game?

"Someone tell command we're *not prepared* for this kind of engagement!"

James Sawley said everyone when crimefest 2015 happened. shudder

not even maybe as a TCG?

Talk to Neon lately, Tezla? .3.

not really..dead trigger is a hundred times better then this

+Marko Radokicik dead trigger is fucking dope tbh

lmao shut up m8

And also cause joe has good taste in music

+Bring me Peter pan PREACH!!

Same

Gameranx and Jake baldino sucks

+Bring me Peter pan Ikr, love his music

I think the best Grunt characters is either Point Man from FEAR (and only FEAR) and HUNK from RE2. You don't know much about them, but only by what they've accomplished, a clear and precise mind of their objectives, able to take on everything to the kitchen, bathroom and Scullery Sinks, and are revered for their completed tasks that would seem to be just mook fodder in the meat grinder.

@@battlion507 I disagree, Point Man could literally fucking slaughter hordes of highly intelligent super soldiers using his wits and intelligence (the player), he wasn't the grunt by any means

I'd rather play as a grunt then some snowflake.

​@@valen9835​ To be a true "grunt" game, you have to act like a grunt. You simply shouldn't meet the criteria to be the main character...but are anyways. Not to say it's impossible to make a good game out of that (I'm sure many would love to play as a totally regular Grunt enemy in Halo). I haven't played Halo 3: ODST but I'll go out on a limb and say the characters are a bit more endearing.

@@valen9835 ODSTs were the best non-SPARTAN infantry the UNSC had. Hardly grunts.

Also sample obtained

And everybody knew this game would be shit... those who had even heard about it in the first place.

There it is

Over watch is trash

Barry Pilon Nah just cancerous and overpriced...but not trash