Unboxing 50 Heavy-Only Crates 

What if you Wanted an unusual But gabe said *sleevless in siberia*

VALVE LOVES HIM FOR THIS!! He wasted 50 keys trying to unbox unusual, watch how. Only for price of 5 dead rats you can learn this amazing trick.

PLEASE LET MY LUCK CHANGE Valve: okey but how bout them metal variants

hello Joseph of considerable size testicular impact

“I’ve definitely had a strange little bear before, but never a strange one.” Wat

10:44 the sound of a broken man

A brave in-depth documentary on why you should never spend money on lootboxes.

Btw, you can’t unbox a White Russian from the heavy crates. You can unbox it from the gun mettle cases

Your suffering and frustration fill my heart with childlike joy

Start of video: “I usually have some good luck so let’s see how this goes!” End: *pure emotion*

In this video: Local man slowly loses his sanity.

Yo anyone else noticed that when joey accidentally removed the "new" notification from the boxes he got good stuff always? Just me? Ok.

Rumors go that if you craft 100 Gabe Glasses into one secret blueprint, you will access 10th class(Gaben)

Just remember, one time you got a $7000 unusual

Big Joey when gets only dups: Pliz, no more... Valve: Ok, here's a Tungsten Toque :3

11:15 that aged so well

Alternate Title: How I lost 175$ on TF2

"I'm gonna grab a chair and some sturdy rope" omg lololol

calling it right now he’s gonna get another unusual EDIT: oh how wrong I was

6:16 *slams table* "Heavy is not happy about this"

The TF2 Market crash was karma for this unboxing

Joey Slapnuts slowly goes insane asmr

Fur line fighter + Gabe's glasses + any bushy beard = George R.R. Martin heavy

What I learned from this is that heavy needs more cosmetics

2:33 HAHAHAH I LOVE SARCASM!!!

Why do you remove all the things you have uploaded recently?

i just watched a mans soul completely die within 14 minutes

When the heavy update never comes so we just open a shit ton of crates for heavy

7:31 there you go

HE REMOVED THE SLAP NUTS OUT OF HIS NAME, I mean I’m happy he’s going full RU-vid twitch and has to be family friendly but the slap nuts was iconic

If I were to describe crates in tf2 with a Tom Jones song it would have to be It’s not unusual

4:53 god I love my state

I love how he avoids the crates so that they will look satisfying

2:30 “they should do that in the update” 3 years later 😂

just imagine what joey is going through in the crate depression

2:00 "The Hunter Heavy?" ***siren noises***

"I've maybe had a Strange Little Bear before. But definitely not a strange one." Hmmmmmmmm

Strange little bear is about 20 dollars if i remember.

*you unlocked the family weapons guy* This cosmetic is when Valve and the American tv show Family Guy had a crossover in the Family Guy episode “Stewie plays m1” Now the character The Heavy dresses up as the fat man “Peter griffin” with the new map ctf_quahog_

The only time I actually made a profit from these keyless crates was when I unboxed a strange dead of night

"Welcome to dupe city! Population: Every Unboxing Video"

I don't get the frustration you're having This seems completely normal I've opened 5 crates and gotten 2 duplicates. This is honestly pretty good

Nani? All hats of my heavy were unboxed -The Gabe Glasses -The Toss-Proof Towel And -Officer's ushanka

"I've maybe had a strange little bear before but never a strange one" - Big Joey 2019

The Hunter heavy, the rat stompers and the ushanka/ gone commando and you got yourself stalingrad

After top tier unusual u run out of luck Joey :'D *Theres will be always next time my guy*

Did this man ever heard of craft hats

gaben just said "take this L" really do be like that sometimes

after nine years in development hopefully it'll be worth the wait

nice work phat man, i've got a dispenser if ya need it to cry on after all those unboxes c: :sentry:TM

4:22 I think those were his eyes, cause there weren't any straps. Heh technology.

I remember always using Minesota slick to make bootleg duke nukem

*Ring ring* it's LazyPurple's heavy calling about that insult to his fashion sense

*_The ride never ends._*

if i had a hundred pounds i was willing, able and allowed to spend on unboxing, i would def imitate this with sniper-only crates. the presence of dupes is less likely due to sniper seemingly having more miscs and hats i think

BJSN: Let my luck change Valve: Steam hold my beer

"strange little bear" he sure aint a bear so thats why its strange.

Big Joey: buys 50 heavy crates and gets shit me a clueless medic main: buys 3 medic crates and gets a 110$ dollar unusual and 2 stranges that all go together to make a set

6:29 "The Tough Guy's Toke" I'm assuming you're American because it's actually pronounced "Tuke". Just a friendly reminder from Canada.

I'm sorry but man is hitting a time splitters 2 reference? what an immense deep knowledge of culture!

he mentioned time splitters 2 and any person who knows that game is a someone deserving of respect

I bet when he screams "I'M BIG JOEY" he makes some kind of gang sign with his hands. No way he just sits still.

Heavy cosmetics either try to make him look badass or try to make him look ridiculous, there is no in between

vest without sleeves -big joey

Congrats on 100k!

6:18 he hit the table so hard it gave me an ad

seeing how many boxes are in Joeys backpack is like a dream came true

since the officers ushanka was made of bear hands, you should wear it with the bear outfit so it would be a bear honoring his lost brother or something.

_/SANDWICH MAKE ME STRONG!/_

Goundz: Are u the real big joey?

soundsmith should do a soldier version of this and uncle dane an engineer one

ok the eliminator's safe guard just looks like heavy stole soldier's breach and bomb and lifted the mask up a bit

12:39 The sound of a man who's mental status is descending into insanity and sadness

This is why you should only film after so that the experiment is not skewed.

big joey gets all these cool hat: oh come on me if I get the free casual badge and the pyrovison googles: a bellesing from the lord

I like to describe this as: "Giveaway Fuel"

Watch big joe dying inside for 15 minutes without sms and registration.

i saw " Heavy only...." and i knew that was big joey

Where is the strange unusual brotherhood of arms when we need it

Yuri's Revenge is just a reference to a madman who wants to dominate the whole world with mind control powers.

Idea for second account name ( if you don’t have a second ) “Bigger Joey Slap-Nuts”

Now do 500.

man slowly goes in fucking sane

I will say this i buy about 20 of these either single class or usually all class crates during things like Halloween or smithmas where unusual chances are higher and that's how Ive pulled every unusual I have so if your looking to get one without just buying the one you want (which id heavily recommend it will almost always be cheaper) only ever unbox during one of those events it will say in the patch notes the chances are higher for the duration of the event. and in case anybody was wondering ive gotten 2 the first one was a starstorm insomnia timless topper and the second was a bubbling barnstorm bomber both where not very good in price but i was happy with them non the less

gabe newell: Gabe glasses, The one man army, the aparratchiks appearel

Joey at start of vid: " i had good luck with uncrates" Gaben: Are you sure about that

Now this is bold

That's Mr. Slap-Nuts to you.

When a heavy main woke in a good mood

Personal heavy loadout is hunter heavy, Cuban bristle crisis, and the Soviet gentleman (Miami nights effect)

Always liked watching tf2 unboxing mors then OW unboxing cause instead of 4 items you get 1

"ITS BIG JOEY!!!" 911 what's you're emergency. Yes a man just shouted a weird thing

The absolute agony in his voice towards the end is heartbreaking. (and hilarious)

Yeeeeeeeah boooooooy Big Joey's back

hmm, Microtransactions!

R.I.P. Joey's sanity

I used to have a gabe heavy load out ages ago - unpainted white russian with gabe glasses and a formal torso cosmetic.

Everybody's dream unusual is a burning flames team captain

We just witnessed Joey lose his sanity for 14 minutes.