Haha, how cute, that purple man has torn the skull from the living heads of dozens of his enemies and he stacks them haphazardly behind his throne like they never mattered as people! CUTE!
The art was good on it but the paper looked hillariously cheap. Like it had the same weight and texture as one of those kid's activity sheets you get at sit-down restaurants.
The fans today have this weird habit of making a cast of characters a family and not the "close-knit crew" type of family. In Overwatch they make Soldier76 the 'dad' to all the younger characters who are sometimes even drawn as actual children. They say Ashii and Samurai Jack being together is incest because he's a father figure to her or something. It's weird. I think we can make a psychological analysis about this. Millennials have daddy issues and want to be infantilized and babied.
This was the last straw for me. This whole crate was full of cuteness, none of which I wanted. I was hoping, that the "exclusive Infinity War" item, would have been something that I would have taken with me to the movie, but this was another garbage item.
Ethan, you're quickly becoming my favorite youtuber. XD I'm glad you're still getting lootcrate just because it's so therapeutic watching you stomp on what has become of our culture. If I could do that to the new Star Wars and other modern SJW media, I totally would.
I like how the closed captioning has it as Luke rape every time that you say Loot Crate. It's like it knows. Did the delivery guy have a perfectly round head? We're getting close to the truth about this mystery of the endless Loot Crate.
I was in loot crate and I had a hard time canceling my subscription. You have to start on the web site and go to the bottom of the screen . If I remeber correctly. They hide the cancelation info but if you keep searching at the bottom and go thru 3, 5 clicks it will eventually get you to the cancellation page.
Theory: everything has to be "cutified" to appeal to the fake geek girls and boys who only jumped on this bandwagon crap to post to their twitters, all while the manufacturers piss off the men and women who loved this stuff and built the fanbase to begin with.
Building up a fanbase doesn't mean anything. They owe you nothing. You're just a customer, a milk cow, they don't need you to make money any more. This is capitalism, not a pyjama party with friends. Why would they care? They are a leaf in the wind and go where the money is.
Disney doesn't do scary threatening villains, because they might frighten the children. That's why all the Avengers fight are comedy villains (Loki, a de fanged Ultron) and Kylo is a weak childish villain who only kills our childhood heroes, not any of his own men.
We somehow received this crate, as well, and besides the 11"x17" Zelda Map/Poster, there was very little in it that would actually be usable... I was surprised and excited to find this video, after following many of your recent (truthful) Star Wars videos. Thanks for the current spat of entertainment, keep up the roastings and I'll keep watching.
We should start a funding campaign for a industral grade shredder and see you toss all the SW and Lootcrate garbage in it. I would love to see a Rose Tico syncronized dive into the shredder.
After seeing a couple of videos of this loot crate stuff, I think I know why everything is made too look cute. It's done that way because cute = less detail and less work. For a serious look you need more lines, more shading, etc. For a cute look, you just need big round shapes. So yeah, the contents of these crates are just cheap junk.
I agree about that loot crate being a complete waste. I have previously subscribed to loot crate back in 2016 and for the most part, me and my daughters enjoyed them. Last month, I have decided to subscribe to three of their boxes this year which are [1] loot gaming (for all of us).[2] loot anime (for my 10 year old daughter). [3] J.K Rowling's wizarding world crate (for my 12 year old daughter). I know that their will be boxes that I won't like, but I mainly enjoy the satisfaction of my girls smiling and enjoying unboxing them ( which is worth the price for me ) and finding cool stuff to keep, or sell/trade at school with friends.
The reason is that if you take something powerful, scary and awe inspiring and make it cutsy, then the little ones can accept it and buy it and that's the market they want the kiddies happy.
I knew a dude that did the reverse, he would draw the rugrats in a terminator scene or Looney tunes as Jason and Freddy Krueger lol. It looked awesome.
There are crates I'd buy year to year, but they are all filled with 100% garbage or they are just to expensive for perhaps the 5% I like. I just save my money and buy what I want piece by piece.
There’s a channel I’ve recently started watching where they subscribe to a lot of these crates. They, too, complained about how disappointing and garbage LC was after their initial box. Luckily, they were able to cancel their subscription. They unboxed their last one in December.
The frodo figure is based on the classic cartoon film made in the 70's and is very spot on for that. It's not part of the funko pop junk in all the stores. And the shirt is clearly a mashup shirt like several they've done. It's thanks done as a adventure Time vliian.
Lol, so true... I remember LootCrate, in the beginning had some cool stuff. Now it's just random cutesy bs. Sad day. Hilarious finale. Best Comic Pro in the Industry. That sums up this video well, I think.
I have tons of old junk on the worldship and I’m supplying it all to lootcrate. Get ready for 6 months of “Galactus’s crappy alien chotchkies”. I’ve been going to celestial space entity conventions for centuries. Lootcrate has had guys here for 3 days shoveling it into boxes. You’re gonna HATE it! 🤣
In all fairness, Elijah Wood had a cherubic face and Frodo remained innocent for most of the movie, so that figure symbolically is pretty appropriate :P
I swear, seeing as how I'm in NY, close to Jersey, I will get a job at that particular courier just so I can deliver Lootcrates to your doorstep, wait for you to come out and then give you the finger as I speed off. We can film the whole thing and maybe expand on it in the future. Like guys on black motorcycles riding up to your property to force you to take the lootcrate, yakuza style.
I had the same problem with Atlas , sort of Lootcrate but in Belgium . So they started to send me model motorsycles which I didn't sighn up for or anything. It continued for about a 2 Years , and after various phone calls it didn't stop. Eventually I threatened them with a lawsuit and it finally stopped. Maybe this can help for you ?
We finally saw the Lootcrate Light after a few months ... numerous boxes, and only a handful of items we actually wanted to keep. Everything else has gone into a bin to be shot into the stratosphere. Subscription cancelled.
