" ok very cute but this is clearly somone who dont have girlfriend cause this the most wirgin thing uncle Roger seen" that got me but dang bro must have gotten -60 Mental Stability
Your watching the movie and Luke is in a quiet room hiding from everyone and they pan away to Vader Only for them to hear muffled "fuiouhhh" from behind the wall. They know they are all f***
@Rastafoureyes get all that amd I will be envious😅. I have to work to be able to barely afford stuff. Hooked up with cheap rent, somebody paying your rent and getting money for food, all while getting cash from ssi. That person is hooked up
Imagine following the one moist wall of a dank dark cave for what seems like an eternity, only to have a sharp orange glow break through that abysmal darkness accompanied by the sound of "FUIYOH!"
Imagine you're a very powerful Sith in a Jedi war, you're cutting down hundreds of Jedi, then you start hearing in the distance a mixture of "Haiyaa" and the screams of the fallen Sith... And it's GETTING CLOSER
With that light saber and the vocal attack technique, Uncle Roger is definitely the material for Master Jedi. Perhaps, the most lethal one of all time👻
Uncle Roger's lightsaber stats: - Has a psychological effect that gives the opponent's flashbacks of being beaten by their parents. - It only kills normal opponents in the traditional way, but if you can't cook rice correctly it'll erase your soul. - If you can't cook rice properly it'll repeatedly call you "Jamie Oliver" and burn your hand if you try to use it. - If you own a rice cooker it'll give you superhuman strength and endurance while giving you the ability to run at Mach 1.
An alternative for the so dad joke is with the reply being with fioyooooouh and hiiiiaaayaaaaa haaaaaaaaiiiiiiyaaaaaah, haaaaiiiiyaaaaah, fuuuuuyooooouuuuh.
Uncle Roger: “Orange diamond” That one Star Wars nerd: “Actually it is an orange kyber crystal found in the icebound caves of Ilum, an orange kyber crystal is revealed to Jedi who are delicately balanced between light side and dark side ways.”
Um actually the orange crystals are not in fact kyber they are a weaker crystal that when used in a saber, creates a blade that struggles to cut metal, it is called fools kyber 🤓
@@randombrickfilms1253 that is actually wrong, it is still a kyber crystal but it is rare and it is weaker then most, it has a deformed shape and size than most. It is still a kyber crystal since all lightsabers use kyber crystals and the crystal changes colour depending on the force user’s characteristics and personality so an orange lightsaber would not work if it wasn’t a kyber crystal
Speaking of, he should make an EMOTIONAL DAMAGE light saber next I just imagined Darth Vader's light saber saying that after cutting of Luke's arm in the movie 💀
I was watching this video and then my neighbor came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video….
As an old school starwars nerd, that could have been an orange diamond. Back in the days when sabers were powered by technology and the crystals were just focusing crystals to form and shape the blade. Heck Corran Horn's lightsaber does use a diamond
@@galahaand8842 It's literally the name of the crystal, it's a kyber crystal. Also I physically cringed when you wrote a comment hating on someone commenting on someone else about something they knew something about which you know nothing of.
