"Under the Pyramids" - By H. P. Lovecraft - Narrated by Dagoth Ur 

I love the idea of everyone dreamily going about their usual tourist business, but today the Sphinx's head is Dagoth Ur quietly reading aloud Under The Pyramids by HP Lovecraft, and everyone sort of remembers that happening, without any recollection that it was particularly strange, but all photos from the day show that the head of the Sphinx is still the human face we all recognise.

So basically, if you go to Egypt, don't tell anyone you're a magician or you might get jumped by a pharaoh and thrown into a death pit where an army of human/animal mummies worship a primordial god-monster. Pretty solid advice, all things considered.

Man Lovecraft woulda loved Morrowind

It's 3am. Algo gave me this. Let's go

Ah yes, the great pharaoh Catherine. Some think his name to be Khafre, but Dagoth Ur knows better.

The Neuroticism really shines through in anything he writes

Amnesia the Dark Descent basically took this story and changed a couple things to fit their game😄

i love these

Oh yea, here we go.

Did hp lovecraft ever get to go to Egypt? I thought he was broke

Lovecraft would have rightfully hated video games, amongst the things/folks he SHOULDNT have hated lol