UNDERCOVER FEDS ARE SUS 

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Whoever convinced the feds we wear jorts is an absolute legend.

The current administration needed this so badly, that when it fell apart and became a laughingstock, it got buried faster than a hunter Biden cocaine laced laptop story.

I am retired law enforcement officer. One day, when walking around the crowd at a large “animals may taste great but they have feelings too” or some damn thing protest saw someone dressed similar to the guys in the photo (distinctly not the unwashed-for-so-long-that-their-BO-has-become-self-aware thing most other protesters had going). But what I noticed most was the fact that this guy clearly had a IWB holstered pistol under a thin T-shirt- Stevie Wonder could clearly see that this guy was armed. So I walked up behind the gentleman and quietly asked him to walk with me, as I didn’t want to start something knowingly involving a weapon amidst a mass of unwashed hippies. Come to think of it, I wouldn’t really want to do anything amidst a mass of unwashed hippies, but I think that’s only common sense. Once out of the crowd, I step us into an alcove and secure him and his weapon. That’s when he claimed to be a Federal law enforcement officer. I won’t name the branch, but some of them seem rather Famous But Ignorant. After disarmed and cuffed (verbal claims carry no weight with me in such a scenario), I did come across a badge from said agency. Not considering a chunk of metal “positive ID”, I asked if he had photo ID to back it up. He seemed surprised I didn’t immediately release him at that point, but confirmed photo ID was also there. I looked and did find such ID. But being the thorough type, I placed a quick call to the field office who did confirm the guy’s status as one of theirs (he wasn’t terribly happy about my thoroughness in ascertaining his ID). But I did all that because I was certain that an Agent of this agency couldn’t *possibly* be so tactically ignorant as to stand out both in appearance and with his neon sign of “Hi, I’m armed” like he did. I was so thorough because I honestly believed I was dealing with someone impersonating an Agent, as I believe strongly in an armed citizenry. It honestly looked like a mall ninja playing Federal Agent. This was back in the early 2000’s, so such stunningly effective undercover tactics appear to have changed little over time.

That whole “Active-Duty” arresting an Undercover Fed bit would be like me as a Doctor shaking another doctor’s hand in the lobby and asking very loudly if their Chlamydia symptoms have simmered down. Yes, I graduated medical school. I am a real doctor. No, I have never done the Chlamydia bit. I had to resist the urge really badly, on several occasions, to actually do that bit in med school. So, frankly, I’m doubly pissed. That Fedboi and Capital Officer get to walk away scot free after that colossal mess up. Yet, if I pulled a Snafu that big while generating a fake illness, I lose my license and become eternally disgraced. These clowns get to mess up while almost being caught red handed trying to create a fake outrage incident. And everyone still keeps their jobs. Awesome. I’m not bitter, you’re bitter.

they’re literally standing there like… “what now?”

"How do you do, fellow insurrectionists?" - Totally not undercover FBI agents

Btw the haircut in that picture is an actual FBI required hairstyle for men. It's the same as or just very similar to the military's hairstyle requirement for men. It's meant to be short, ungrabbable, and clean. Which is also why they have very minimal or no facial hair. Enlisted soldiers aren't allowed to have long beards and are required to shave often, so I imagine this is also a standard that carries over to the FBI.

"The AK Guy, brought to you by black rifle coffee." They totally turned their backs on the community they claimed to back and the owner liked tweets that were against that young man who defended himself that we aren't allowed to talk about in many places.

This whole """protest""" has that aura of "How do you do, fellow kids?"

That whole rally glowed brighter than Chernobyl. I'm honestly unsure whether or not I should be surprised at the sheer and utter incompetence on display.

love how they all also are holding the exact same bottle of water lmao

As prior military this is how every mandatory barbecue or group function looks like, Literally how every NCO dresses to the exact T, shorts, sunglasses, etc ROFL

Feds: “Do a terror, fren”

The Abercrombie and Snitch fuckin killed me. Almost as funny as staging an event no one showed up for. #AKGnotificationsquad

10:20 yeah, as a fedex employee, I can say that the ammo shipped isn't exactly packed too well. who ships a straight up box of loose 9 mil in really crappy cardboard, sometimes a couple rounds will just fall out... (or at least that's what it looks like when it's about to go out) when we're taking it out of the ground trucks. I'd think it'd work better if there were multiple boxes inside the big box, or if they just used better cardboard without issues with the corner tearing

That whole thing SCREAMED entrapment. Every page I subscribed to said the same thing "THIS IS RADIOACTIVE! STAY AWAY!"

As a former LEO, that has worked some of the largest sporting events in the country, I can tell you for a fact. You never ask a possible UC if he is under cover. If anything during the "pat down" you discover a firearm, credentials and a badge you would very quietly ask "are you working"? or immediately remove them from the area to investigate... Freaking amateur hour with Capital Police... Not surprised...

Donut: _"So they're both feds..."_ Brandon: _"Both feds, yes."_ Donut: _"And he asked if they were undercover, around a bunch of witnesses with cameras..."_ Brandon: _"That is correct."_ Donut: _"...ooooh."_ Gave me a good bit of belly laughs for a solid minute

Reminds me of the time when huge street raves were a thing here in my country (Estonia) and young women wearing really revealing clothes kinda just blend in with the crowd and whenever someone offered them any sort of drugs they pulled out their badges and arrested them lmao

My favorite thing about the undercover feds photo is that they literally all look like the *SAME. GUY.* Except since they're NPCs in an rpg, they only have different looking hair and clothes. Like, TELL ME THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ALL FROM THE EXACT SAME DEFAULT CHARACTER MODEL!

Undercovers practically come with signs. Their hair is almost always in regs, they tend to be in above average shape, no visible tattoos, and they tend to ask questions out of the blue like “bro, you have a secret gun cache?”.

“Sus” is now in Brandon’s Vocabulary, we have truly failed as a community

this was funny because my uncle was DEA and his last undercover job there were no criminals it was locales cops, FBI and another unit of DEA NONE know the others were there till they tried to arrest each other.

My brother was at the rally Jan 6 but the people raiding were already at the capitol building by the time it ended.

Donut: "They're Feds?" My brain: "They're Speds?"

I’m shocked they didn’t call this a bring your dog party so the feds had more targets

As someone who works at ups some people can't load shit right and sometimes you have boxes rip open when they hit the ground I've seen all types of shit scattered across the floor ranging from human shit to Lamborghini parts sometimes with ammo boxes they open up and there's ammo everywhere in and outside the trailer door finding every single bullet isn't always possible

Loved the fed boi and government bashing. Best part of the day.

I swear our goverment is like the challenged version of Hydra.

Feds in talking to other feds: "How do you do my fellow boog boys? I too hate this administration and wish to non-peacefully protest!"

So living in Virginia, I did hear about the “dc rally” and even before the event it was being called a sting/entrapment operation. Then the photos and videos came out and everyone was like “told ya so”.

I have had the USPS and FEDEX both "Lose" some shipments of ammo. In total their value was over $4,000. I was reimbursed by the website i ordered from and all. But it was a fuck ton of work to get that money back.

When the feds are venting from room to room.

Those haircuts are oddly “in regulation” for people outside of the us gov

All those fed guys look like Air Force SSGTs at a Squadron mandatory fun event

"either you know what you have and charge 20% over" Thats my search for a canik under 450-500$ in a nutshell

It would have been fun to troll the Abercrombie and Snitch group in person. “Hello, my fellow Fed bois! I, too, am here to entrap my fellow Americans in BS crimes! I think I see a red hat over there!”

It's been years ago now, but I was downtown in Savannah Georgia and noticed some guys in aviators, windbreakers, all with a very similar matching haircuts, and noticed at least one of the guys was wearing an earpiece. For a second there I thought it was like a student film, because they look like bad caricatures of what you would think a federal agent looks like. And then three white SUVs with homeland security tags pulled up, and the guys broke into twos and got into them. They drove off and a little while later a sheriff's department K9 SUV drove down the same road. I asked a buddy of mine with the sheriff's department "what the hell?" He said It was some politician that was in town on vacation, and when they do that the bomb squad dog follow them around in case there is an incident. I criticized how badly they were all dressed, and he said they all kind of dress like that, like they all shop at the same stores.

“So uh what haircut should I do for this under cover op?” “Uh you could do a casua….” “GOT IT High and tight totally makes me look like a milita man and totally not like a fucking fed,”

Least your government is trying to be sneaky about stuff, Australian police literally just go to journalists houses and tell them they’re not allowed to report on the protests…

When Brandon started using „among us“ vocabulary we realized why god doesnt talks to us anymore….

When you get taught camouflage in the military, you try to blend in with your environment but I guess the feds miss that training. Hell even hunters know how to use camouflage when they hunt.

I was wondering what that light on the Eastern horizon was. They really do glow in the dark

I was living across the river from DC when this occurred and I had no idea it happened and know absolutely nobody who went.

Me: *about to tell Brandon he’s a week late on gun meme review* Brandon: “I know what you guys are thinking ‘Brandon, you’re a week late on gun meme review’” Me: 👀

we need a series of brandon trolling around in gunbroker/armslist postings, especially with using "custom" as a search term.

Years ago I went to the snow & while at the pub having a drink & waiting for my lunch a guy came sat down at my table asking if I wanted to buy drugs. I said na man I’m good! Without missing a beat he asked if I could sell him some drugs. I couldn’t help but laugh while thinking (as he just walked away) if you undercover cops can’t even decide weather you’re dealing or buying a product it’s no wonder you can’t catch criminals!!!

So good!! One of my favorite new channels! “im just here” 🤣🤣🤣

The “rally” that no one heard of or attended should be a warning for everyone. Just because they forgot to advertise on this one doesn’t mean they won’t the next time. I loved the look Brandon gave when talking about explaining what he does on RU-vid to his family. Oh so priceless.

Honestly, Ive had it the other way around. The UPS driver tips me off to when he just made a delivery to the gun shop next door. Lets me know what type of ammo he delivered and he even talked to the managers there and they agreed to hold some back. Thank you for your service UPS guy!

Worth the wait. Always excellent!!!!

I work at ups, have straight up found box's of 556 just torn open and rounds lying everywhere around it, it was reported but odds are somebody knew what was in there.

That cop who asked him if* he was undercover is either a really bad example of how cops are nowadays or knew what he was doing and might just be okay 🤣

My favorite part about the Glowies' Day Off is that now everyone has a fun new outfit we can wear whenever we ever go to any future political thing ever, and be all, "Hello Fellow Federal Agents."

I worked in a ups sorting facility and we had bulk ammo boxes break in the conveyor machines all the time. There’s a lot of scrutiny and even metal detectors on the exit point

Love the Memes today, had to leave the office I was laughing too hard with you and Garand Thumb.

Feds be like, "How do you do, fellow perpetrators?"

My grandmother was listening to the radio when they were talking about that rally the day before it took place. The Host was talking about how "People think I'm a Fed, or that there are going to be Feds and that it's a potential sting. I'm here to say it's not the case..." And continues to talk about how safe and legitimate the rally was as he had ok'd it with capital police. Well that was a goddang lie

i know a guy who went and video taped the people going in from a small distance and on camera said "nope... not me" lol.

Having worked at UPS ammo boxes, like every other type of package, constantly get crushed or destroyed and the amount of times I’ve had loose rounds on the belt… I’ve shot less rounds than I’ve had to repack into boxes

I haven't seen anyone mention the guy who was detained and questioned at the fedboi meetup. He is indeed a fedboi from New Jersey who works for CBP. Everyone is saying he wasn't there in an official capacity, but the US attorney has said they aren't pursuing charges against him. All of that info = that dude was definitely undercover.

The "Printing harder than Xerox" line is a winner.. almost had me with a spit take.. lol

I just realized I saw a fed the other day. I had commented to my wife that he was dressed exactly as military officers dressed off duty except for the lack of shortened hair. Navy polo tucked into khaki shorts

these are always gold!

"The Man who was Thursday" by GK Chesterton. A man helps a police friend to infiltrate a revolutionary group only to find out everyone in the group is an undercover agent for different police forces. Written as a satire in 1908;). Lived as lifestyle in 2021.

That gunbroker meme is so fucking accurate. “Well I believe this gun was made in 1977 and it’s in really shitty condition and it wasn’t even popular when it was still being manufactured, I’ll ask for a thousand to start and see where the bidding goes”

I’m in Raleigh hahaha ups guy said “I see all this ammo looks like your about to have some fun, I gotta go get me some!” I was a little nervous about ordering more like dang it tells everyone what’s on the box lol

I love how when I watched this for the first time he went to say that’s not us right a commercial popped up and cut him off like he was getting censored

Lil Davie Chipman: "Aww, man! I lost the nomination AND nobody came to my big entrapment party! Nothing's going right for me today!" :c

Imagine having 100 agents cover blown this easily. If we thought other countries were laughing at our administration before....

I had a random guy on a Facebook Big igloo page invite me to a discord page about revolution, I was like yup alphabet boy, let's see what its about. Dude asked me for a pic of me holding my guns, asked how many guns I owned, if I was going to the capital ect ect. I sent him a middle finger. His page and profile was deleted after the capital riot too. Trust no one because they love entrapment.

Haven’t bought bulk ammo online yet, but I have had stuff get “lost” by the seller themselves. I’m done with Bass Pro.

last time I ordered ammo, the FedEx lady made a joke and said to me "you're supposed to be stocking up on toilet paper, not ammo!" ahhh 2020, a simpler time.

Feds setting up a "protest" and then going around asking people if they are going to attend: "Come on, you know you wanna riot!"

STG my most common used phrase/response to private sell ads is "When did you start smokin crack??" That meme is the realest!

And I don't know anyone who supports black rino coffee either.

Order ammo in freight quantities. Problem solved

Calling it now, this fedboy look is gonna be one of the meme costumes for Halloween this year.

i work at UPS. would always get bullets from opened packages on the belt. i would then proceed to stash them al somewhere and slowly take one round a day. i have a small arsenal of ammo now

I was working undercover at a trial where two gang members murdered a juvenile. There were a lot of whispers of courtroom violence possible so I was planted as a part of the media. When you came in the court house there are metal detectors but I came in a secure entrance with a key card and was going to come through the front of the courtroom in a civilian entrance. Apparently the powers that be failed to tell court security there were going to be two under covers come in. So I’m being wanded and the large Sergeant stops at my pocket and said what’s in your pocket. I looked her in her eyes and said quietly it’s a knife…wrong move she announced “how’d you get that in here!” I said ma’am I’m allowed to have it! Still looking at her hoping she’d catch on…well then she asked about a gun. (She didn’t like the answer I gave her) I said ma’am step over here, (she’s already got her hand on her gun) I said ma’am I’m undercover. And she didn’t believe me so a long ID process in front of everyone my cover was blown lol…

"Hello, fellow Patriots! Would you like some black rifle coffee? It's badass bros!"

I heard about this event ahead of time, and everyone and I instantly said, "This glows like the sun, do you know anyone going to this? Organizing this? Hear about it anywhere before main stream media? No? Yeah, this is a false flag waiting to happen."

i bought an SKS once with an ammo crate and Canada Post left it on my door step together... right after the NS mass shooting no less like 3 days after.... i was even home they didnt even knock package said need signature on delivery but because of covid just dumped and went, the box with ammo even said what it was in clear writing on the side. good thing i have a camera so i knew it was delivered but still, god damn.

I also can't wait for that movie and excellent impression Brandon

Idea for anyone daring enough: set up a booth at any event with a big "Glowsticks for Glowies" sign. Offer free glowsticks to anyone who can present valid federal agency ID.

Yes! Last year I had a large order of ammo "disappear" that Fedex said was delivered. Never saw it and I was home when they claimed it was delivered.

8:15 well, as our friend Scott would say "Just put a thumb in it, a garand thumb"

This is hilarious. Thanks for brightening my day.

I find it hilarious that on this video I got an ad to "legally" erase serial numbers from your guns lmaooooo Got a fed ad on a video about feds Beautiful.

The undercover fed being the only guys there dressing like they're going on a beach in California is priceless.

As someone who has the same last name, seeing the subreddit spelled wrong at 8:36 just reminded me of every possible misspelled variation of it possible.

Dude the fact you got the operator on the phone makes me like you even more! You two are my #1 & #2 yters but I won’t say who falls into place where.

“We’re going undercover boys, get your frat boy starter pack!” Gee, I wonder why our “intelligence” is always wrong.

"Welcome fellow boogaloo, mind teaching me how to hide any illegal weaponry?"

I had a plate carrier stolen. Displayed as “delivered”… yeah till they picked it right back up

"Abercrombie and Snitch" I fukin' DIED 😆 😆 😆

‘I used the Feds to destroy the Feds’

The Bloomington CA Fedex transfer station is known to steal or have go missing about 50% of the firearms that go through that place. Funny the moment you call in the ATF to find out where a missing firearm went they magically find it in the back somewhere. So yes having guns or ammo stolen out of the mail is a thing, yes we even know of places where it is more likely to happen. No the pearl clutchers don't seem to care much about it as compared to making sure your pistol brace SUPER isn't a stock.

Great stuff!!