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Understanding The Wife's Code. Jeff Allen - Full Special 

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@stevienellor9120
@stevienellor9120 4 года назад
This is my kind of humor. Dry, sarcastic, deadpan & clean! 😁 He's the best I've seen in a long while.
@joanware9532
@joanware9532 2 года назад
I've watched him in all different places and love what he does. Good, clean, funny stories about life. I'll watch these shows all over again....they make me laugh!!!
@godsoriginaldesign401
@godsoriginaldesign401 Год назад
@@joanware9532 I've used to live in Nashville, but never really put in the work to find out where he was performing. Now I'm kicking myself 😫
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 11 месяцев назад
💯% agreed. This guy's the diametric opposite of george carlin: married, has at least 1 adult child, is a shameless christian & doesnt talk politics. Just everyday life with the wife, a 26 y.o. son who's a vet, the dog, a grandchild & his neigbors Everyone here would enjoy brad upton, if you dont already know about him. He's another dry bar comic, too "You know what we had for sunscreen? _DIRT._ All over my face & washed down my throat with a garden hose. Go take a bath, change into my pajamas & into the bed. No problem- - look how i turned out!" On children's car seats: "I paced the back seat when I was 4. When my mom hit the brakes hard & I did fall into the front seat. Just like a trout shed throw me right back: 'Whaddaya doing up here, get back THERE.' " Classic boomer & genX childhood stuff 🤣🤣🤣
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 10 месяцев назад
@@magnificentmuttley154 Carlin was married and had a daughter. I stopped liking Brad when I found out he loves trump. Sorry, you can't be a Christian and a MAGA cultist at the same time.
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 10 месяцев назад
@@Mozart1220 Ok, I got some misinfo on Carlin there. But I didnt bother to read his bio, either... 🥴🥴 Concerning Trump & anything politics, I try to stay away from that Unfortunately most churches are heavy into politics, & encourage their flock to vote. But theyre observing the parts of the Bible they like, & ignoring other parts of it. Like where Jesus says "They are no part of the world just as I am no part of the world." Sure, we must respect the superior authorities (Romans 13), & Jesus did pay his taxes. But we are citizens of God's Kingdom. That means I am a Christian first, but I am an American citizen by a distant second I hope this makes sense, bc I dont want to get into another heated discussion with anyone over politics & religion again. Just however you may differ with my position here, I must respect your beliefs, nevertheless. Let's stop being like the very unchristian world surrounding us, & show that we can still respect one another & practice neighborly love
@slydale
@slydale 4 года назад
There is a God.. I saw the 1st few minutes of this one day on my way home from work. Nearly cried hysterical. Lost it, could not find it, not even in my history feed. BUT, then I come back across it on my parents 52nd anniversary. I showed it to them, we all laughed. Thx Mr Allen. Blessed memory.
@markruseev2633
@markruseev2633 3 года назад
I’m 22 and I’m so happy this channel exists
@fragfb4175
@fragfb4175 4 года назад
So glad the video finished. Now I can breathe. Mrs asked what I was watching. “Nothing dear”. Brilliant.
@kennethsizer6217
@kennethsizer6217 4 года назад
"If you're taking notes, that would be the wrong answer" How can you not love Jeff Allen???
@colleenstergios297
@colleenstergios297 4 года назад
Just pick up the doggone shorts
@RayfieldA
@RayfieldA 4 года назад
Jeff Allen, you are now one of my most favorite comedians!! So much good stuff!!! 😂 😂
@majodie
@majodie 4 года назад
Omg...I can't get enough of this Jeff Allen. He's hilarious.
@jdawg119
@jdawg119 4 года назад
6:40 - 6:56 I didn’t expect that popsicle joke to come full circle.. this guy is talent. I’m here just amazed. No comedian ever gets an “amazed” reaction from me.. this is new. This guy is amazing. Hilarious.
@jjohnston94
@jjohnston94 3 года назад
Wow, that one went right past me. I thought he meant the son would move out if there were no Fudgesicles to eat. 🙄
@puneetbshah
@puneetbshah 4 года назад
It took me an hour and thirty minutes to complete this special, I had to pause and laugh for 30 mins straight!!!!
@lukequigley9805
@lukequigley9805 3 года назад
When i need to laugh, Jeff Allen is where i go!!! Fred Klett is no.2 !!!
@jamesdavid4850
@jamesdavid4850 4 года назад
Never a dull moment all through the show...This I'm talking after listening to him multiple number of times
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 года назад
Me too. I have seen this several times. Always funny everytime
@YMJCMJC
@YMJCMJC 4 года назад
I really like this mans humour, and presentation, he has a great skill.
@AUDIONOIR100
@AUDIONOIR100 4 года назад
Jeff does NOT miss a beat! Always solid delivery! BIG fan!
@mienafriggstad3360
@mienafriggstad3360 3 года назад
He is awesome! So good to see Christian comics represented.
@franhorne7629
@franhorne7629 4 года назад
I love him! We can relate to so many of his stories...and he’s hilarious...clean comedy!
@xyzct
@xyzct 4 года назад
The audience got its money's worth.
@leeham6230
@leeham6230 4 года назад
Really, man. This guy was great!
@scawarren
@scawarren 4 года назад
Yes they did 😂
@numanuma20
@numanuma20 4 года назад
He’s great.
@artmilko
@artmilko 4 года назад
LOL ALL THE WAY
@DAMANIX_ruller
@DAMANIX_ruller 4 года назад
No doubt, pure gold
@wrenchaholic
@wrenchaholic 4 года назад
This old dude is classic funny. Amazing with no bad words!
@galadballcrusher8182
@galadballcrusher8182 3 года назад
there are no "bad" words... its how people use them that can be good or bad depending on circumstance. And if someone feels they should raise a kid without ever hearing those words is like telling the kid that life is fair, ill preparing it for the truth when they ll face it
@wrenchaholic
@wrenchaholic 3 года назад
@@galadballcrusher8182 you know what i mean. his wording is very clean.
@LiseTrudel-p3v
@LiseTrudel-p3v 22 дня назад
He is only 60 yrs old.
@andicat5638
@andicat5638 4 года назад
He has an amazing voice. Sounds like a cartoon character.
@SabrinaJ1063
@SabrinaJ1063 3 года назад
Had to be one of the funniest, yet CLEAN comedian I've ever seen.
@spimeminister
@spimeminister 3 года назад
I died laughing through this entire act. This is top quality comedy in my opinion. The delivery and stage presence of this man is perfectly crafted by his love of comedy. Much respect!
@FilK79
@FilK79 4 года назад
Oh jesus he is so naturally funny its incredible! Great comedian!
@makeminemint
@makeminemint 4 года назад
I love how he delivers his jokes! So animated and fun to both watch and listen too. Hope to see more from this one!
@sarahfoley2746
@sarahfoley2746 4 года назад
I was laughing so hard at the bit about Tammy falling asleep to Law & Order I was almost crying 😭
@rmarsden8485
@rmarsden8485 4 года назад
...you've been there before... 😉😁😎 ROFL
@carolynnowak3823
@carolynnowak3823 4 года назад
My hubby can’t understand how I fall asleep listening to “Forensic Files”!
@gentlehuman2003
@gentlehuman2003 3 года назад
That's my wife on so many shows and movies.
@davidwoodard4113
@davidwoodard4113 3 года назад
The day my granddaughter looked at my daughter and said, "Whatever". I laughed as my daughter cringed. First time ever she apologized to me.
@MsSavvySongbird
@MsSavvySongbird 3 года назад
I'm 36 and my child is 2. I've apologized to my mom at least three times in the last year alone 🤣
@eldajackson1
@eldajackson1 3 года назад
If my mom was still alive, I'd be apologizing.
@Lijaskurzeme
@Lijaskurzeme 2 года назад
Congratulations papa bear! 😀
@mahoganysweets67
@mahoganysweets67 Год назад
Yup I have a teenager now and I have been apologizing to my parents lately then complain about him doing to me what I did to them 😂😂😂
@isabelleroch670
@isabelleroch670 Год назад
I am still waiting for this day to come. I am patient. 😅
@anthonybernard2654
@anthonybernard2654 4 года назад
Love his brand of comedy, real life!!
@Racingirl911
@Racingirl911 4 года назад
Gee, my husband sure is a lucky man! For 45 years I’ve “communicated” directly to him!! LOL!!!
@instabilitas
@instabilitas 4 года назад
I was sick with a chesty cough and ended up with a headache watching this. I haven't laughed this much in decades :-)
@Andy-hk2qo
@Andy-hk2qo 2 года назад
He's hilarious
@allenrutledge
@allenrutledge 4 года назад
Hilarious. Don't know how I stumbled across this but my sides are hurting!
@disposablehero4911
@disposablehero4911 4 года назад
This isn't a comedy set, it's a lecture on life that's funny as hell.
@amaranthinevision3450
@amaranthinevision3450 4 года назад
Intelligent Clean Comedy!!! 💜💜💜
@bowlnow824
@bowlnow824 3 года назад
Clean comdey! He went through some tough times in his life. But he is a genius!
@UncleNath
@UncleNath 3 года назад
So true. 😄
@rockie6890
@rockie6890 3 года назад
And yet if the truth be known it's the husband who identifies with this guy's wife attitude. I lived it.
@intentionaloffside8934
@intentionaloffside8934 3 года назад
It’s real life.
@emiliadavis8247
@emiliadavis8247 3 года назад
" Car seats? We didn't have car seats. We didn't even have seatbelts. I'd walk the back seat of my mother's car for 4 years, I'd walk back and forth, back and forth. Sure, sometimes she'd hit the brakes, and send me flying to the front seat, and she'd toss me back like a trout, What are you doing up here? Get back there." 😆😁😅😂🤣🤣😄
@ladyvincenza
@ladyvincenza 4 года назад
"I'm going bowling, Columbo!"
@corbinjiang4616
@corbinjiang4616 3 года назад
The audience got its money's worth.
@1974Asha
@1974Asha Год назад
😂
@randyramos7993
@randyramos7993 4 года назад
This guy is great! I would pay to see him perform!!
@Katrielisa
@Katrielisa 4 года назад
The part about teenagers and childhood was the best 😅 I wish he was my grandfather. So funny and wise 😊❤
@jamieeaves1888
@jamieeaves1888 4 года назад
The love language of his parents🤣. My grandpa would rattle the ice in his cup. When the effort of moving because too much for her, the grandkids and great grandkids would climb all over each other to get the man a drink🤣🤣. 63yrs...they were a wonderful couple.
@Andy-hk2qo
@Andy-hk2qo 2 года назад
Beautiful and hilarious at the same time.
@robotbanana4261
@robotbanana4261 4 года назад
This man is the funniest Comic I've ever seen.
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 года назад
He's great. Try also Bill Engvall. He is also funny and clean.
@jsimsgt96
@jsimsgt96 4 года назад
Dude is hilarious and spot on.
@bobfallis
@bobfallis 4 года назад
Married almost 35 years and I swear this guy is my twin brother. Our wives are twin sisters. One thing though, if I say "Yes, dear" too many times, things come flying at my head, lol.
@thetruth7729
@thetruth7729 3 года назад
Im so glad I found this channel, in this hard times in our lives, we need to laugh and this channel has brought so many laughs into our lives 👍👍
@mimineko1019
@mimineko1019 4 года назад
Weighed down by half a century of apathy ( ゜-゜) 😂😭🤣
@turyb.goodiii7356
@turyb.goodiii7356 4 года назад
Maybe You should wait 50 Years Before You say something like that You cute little firecracker.
@destree6348
@destree6348 4 года назад
Mimineko101 my mom and dad were married for 49 so this is hilarious!
@baltsosser
@baltsosser 4 года назад
I almost spit out my coffee when he said that.
@d.dragonfly1970
@d.dragonfly1970 4 года назад
This was great! You are a great story teller. Thanks for sharing the irritants of marriage and relationships in an EXTREME fashion..So funny!
@lorrainehaller2512
@lorrainehaller2512 3 года назад
Jess is soo entertaining and absolutely the best. Couldn’t stop laughing. Delighted he never used the 4-letter cuss words. Very clean and sooo funny. Good job.
@ross2283
@ross2283 4 года назад
Love this dude.
@ironhide5611
@ironhide5611 4 года назад
Me too!
@patriciabusch4599
@patriciabusch4599 4 года назад
He is the best.
@jiujiu127
@jiujiu127 4 года назад
It takes men decades, me included, to learn two words: Yes dear.
@vijaysridhar351
@vijaysridhar351 4 года назад
😂😂
@alessandramartinaglia170
@alessandramartinaglia170 4 года назад
or as Eddie Murphy said: As long as you say sorry they belive you every story
@krakoosh1
@krakoosh1 4 года назад
Guess you should have watched Princess Bride movie. You would have learned, “As you wish,”
@rmarsden8485
@rmarsden8485 4 года назад
...you HAVE to know the 2d version for times SHE thinks you messed up!!! "...yes, my love..." 🤣😎😉
@radroofer
@radroofer 4 года назад
2.5 decades and those words will never be in my vocabulary
@SuzieRoseNow
@SuzieRoseNow Год назад
This is absolutely my favorite comedy special!!! This is probably my 4th time watching it😂
@sophianguyen7713
@sophianguyen7713 3 года назад
I cant get enough of this!! He’s what I imagined Ryan Reynolds will be at that age 🤣🤣🤣. What a legend. Somebody give this man a Netflix special pls!
@yeyamusic
@yeyamusic 4 года назад
The teenage boys voice cracking took me OUT 😂😂♥️😆🙏🏽 28:00
@stellamozzarella1
@stellamozzarella1 4 года назад
Ten kids and 52 years later I find you hilarious. So enjoyed your video.
@CaaSh421
@CaaSh421 4 года назад
YES! This guy is the 20-year-older me. Scary as hell, yet hysterical and I can’t wait 😂
@CaaSh421
@CaaSh421 4 года назад
Robert Howell You know...some say comedy is rooted in pain, and maybe...just maybe, I feel his. It probably takes someone real insecure to heckle another member of the audience. Good for you, buddy 👍
@swavbowss8403
@swavbowss8403 4 года назад
This was funny but more so it was a really good lecture and insight on life.
@sergeantskrtskrt9594
@sergeantskrtskrt9594 4 года назад
Someone call 911, I think I've had 30 Seizures from laughing.
@timothysmith4260
@timothysmith4260 4 года назад
This man could fill the "America's Dad" vacuum if he has more material as good as this.
@freddiemontanez8461
@freddiemontanez8461 4 года назад
As soon as this guy started with the first joke.i said to myself this guy is so dam good. The audience enjoyed this Comedy. LOVE IT. Watching it. 2/12/20.
@Zormac
@Zormac 3 года назад
He is the living embodiment of Jeff Dunham's Walter.
@Czechbound
@Czechbound 4 года назад
Where has this guy been hiding !!!! This guy is hilarious ! I'd love to see him and Bill Burr talking about marraige
@zigzag7194
@zigzag7194 3 года назад
A man with lots of jokes and an incredible history to back it up. Ohhhhh the good olds. 👏👏👏
@Grumpum
@Grumpum 3 года назад
Absolutely brilliant. One of, if not the best, comedian around. God bless and may your comedic talent never run dry.
@krsrnaja4171
@krsrnaja4171 4 года назад
Thoroughly enjoyed. This is what humour is all about
@garyhaber333
@garyhaber333 4 года назад
Jeff is a comedic genius. I've never laughed so hard.
@omegakrest
@omegakrest 4 года назад
I had to pause and rewind this video non stop because I would start laughing so hard that I would miss the next part of this incredibly funny performance. Great show!👏👏👏
@nhimai6318
@nhimai6318 3 года назад
I wouldn’t mind being a flailing seal at this man’s shows - he’s brilliant!
@patmurphy6386
@patmurphy6386 3 года назад
This man is right on. Laughter is the best medicine. God bless him.
@deegeeas6644
@deegeeas6644 4 года назад
One of favourites. No vulgarity and just pure comedy. The part during childhood, that I can relate ^_^
@sheerfaith9259
@sheerfaith9259 3 года назад
Sir, I really, really enjoyed watching ur video especially the love language of his parents who are married for 57 yrs.
@williamryan1984
@williamryan1984 3 года назад
Absolutely Brilliant. So True to Married Life ! !
@TazarZero
@TazarZero 4 года назад
Been a long time since I've laughed so hard, it was reduced to wheezing!
@ryadinstormblessed8308
@ryadinstormblessed8308 4 года назад
I love the line about walking on the back seat of mom's car! I loved doing that!
@judykaymacgreagor4422
@judykaymacgreagor4422 3 года назад
Love this so much I watch it over and over.
@annawimpey5307
@annawimpey5307 3 года назад
Jeff deserves the credit for "Happy wife, happy life". Kudos and God bless. He is genuinely funny.
@cathy-70
@cathy-70 3 года назад
Oh this man is hilarious. My faces hurts from smiling and laughing.
@susanjohnson9795
@susanjohnson9795 4 года назад
I was laughing so hard I couldn't inhale with the tears rolling down my cheeks.
@scotttucker5306
@scotttucker5306 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂 "I'm guessing the devil rebelled at 16yrs old, then drove down to Georgia. Heckuva fiddle player though" 😂😂😂😂😂 🙏 RIP🙏 Charlie Daniels 😕 That's some good reference comedy Jeff! 😝👍
@marwanelsa7edy419
@marwanelsa7edy419 4 года назад
This man I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@erikpark
@erikpark 4 года назад
The "love language serenade" thing had me rolling.
@autumnburns
@autumnburns 4 года назад
This is one of my favorite episode of Jeff Allens
@michaeldixon5910
@michaeldixon5910 4 года назад
This man has such an amazing testimony
@sherierodrigues1569
@sherierodrigues1569 4 года назад
Funny funny man. Can't stop laughing out loud, watching on my own.
@shelbyvanhouten9989
@shelbyvanhouten9989 4 года назад
Jeff Allen is one of my favorites!
@svenNL
@svenNL 4 года назад
Hi dutch :)
@babysaho9576
@babysaho9576 4 года назад
I have an exercise bike for about 6 years now, l use it to drape my clothes over it :-D
@themarriedcouple9924
@themarriedcouple9924 3 года назад
Hahahaha....... Our treadmill makes a great towel rack. If we turned it on, I'm pretty sure a thick cloud of dust would suffocate us both.
@babysaho9576
@babysaho9576 3 года назад
@@themarriedcouple9924 lol
@CommentingTheTruth
@CommentingTheTruth 3 года назад
The "where you goin?" KILLS ME. I get asked that when heading to the bathroom. Drives me insane. I tell her "I am going to the store want me to get you something?"
@pinkipromise
@pinkipromise 3 года назад
ask her the same thing
@c4ppucino
@c4ppucino 3 года назад
Ha ha same as mine every time I go to the bathroom. I answered, "I am going to KFC, applying to become a security guard there" :D
@annnicholson2565
@annnicholson2565 4 года назад
Jeff Allen is a gem.
@blankshaliburton277
@blankshaliburton277 3 года назад
I like comedians who actually have comedic talent and don’t rely on vulgar language to carry their act. I’m not a prude, just sick of the same garbage comedians are passing off as talent. This guy is great.
@TC-gx3qn
@TC-gx3qn 3 месяца назад
Jeff is a natural. Flow and delivery were flawless. Chairlift joke was hilarious. 😆
@aminor_vessel
@aminor_vessel 4 года назад
This man is by far my favorite comedian.
@lilyk7887
@lilyk7887 4 года назад
Oh my gosh. He was so right. Being a kid back then was so much fun. And what's up with sun screen? If we wanted sun screen we'd sit under a tree. That felt so much better getting some shade than applying goo
@LiseTrudel-p3v
@LiseTrudel-p3v 22 дня назад
Hilarious. He has the ability to turn everyday events into something that is really funny.
@ronaldboykin9755
@ronaldboykin9755 3 года назад
He’s one of the best. Put him up there with all the greats!
@Hondeer
@Hondeer 4 года назад
This guy is the Jordan Peterson of OG humor! He's gonna save you from the dragon of chaos [wife] and tell you about your sacrifice in 12 rules.
@williamkirkland7002
@williamkirkland7002 4 года назад
Funny stuff,you hit the nails on the heads many times.Thanks for the laughs on Easter Sunday 2020.
@bullie86
@bullie86 4 года назад
Would love a grandfather as fun as he is!
@Zaron_Gaming
@Zaron_Gaming 3 года назад
That voice changing animal on the porch bit has to be one of the funniest and creative things on this channel. That voice control is insane. I'd have loved more stories of that era "get out of rooooommmmm" "he's touching my stufffffff" lmao my stomach hurts.
@bsanchez0626
@bsanchez0626 4 года назад
This guy is the funniest man I have ever heard coming from a Chapelle fan it's not even close
@staceykersting705
@staceykersting705 3 года назад
Sorry, but Chapell's not consistently funny.
@walthodgson5780
@walthodgson5780 4 года назад
I was laughing so hard at this I think my wife got angry.
@qmredneckstrength9911
@qmredneckstrength9911 3 года назад
"I didn't say nothn" kills me every time!
@andrewoduor3726
@andrewoduor3726 4 года назад
Spectacular. Everything was funny 😂😂😂
@jimpartridge9634
@jimpartridge9634 4 года назад
RU-vid should let us “❤️” something once a week/month/year/you get the idea. I would use mine on this guy’s bit
@minty2143
@minty2143 4 года назад
Finally a boomer that has real material and not millennial jokes
@arjeliomas
@arjeliomas 4 года назад
What idiot thinks millennials add anything funny to this life? They're the whiniest little children and your comment is just more proof of that.
@zetworp1
@zetworp1 4 года назад
@@arjeliomas Ok boomer.
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 4 года назад
I guess everything has to be about these buzzwords these days.
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 4 года назад
@@arjeliomas You do realize that millennials are now 25 to 37 year olds now, right? If you're talking about teens of this gen, you're using the wrong generalization.
@egold_film
@egold_film 4 года назад
Daniel Lugenbeel hehe
@sonnydortmund1513
@sonnydortmund1513 3 года назад
Never heard of this guy until this. Outstanding. Hilarious.
@BubbleGumzKorner
@BubbleGumzKorner 3 года назад
As someone born on the mid 80s, this was ALSO the America I grew up in. What a time to be alive!👀🤣
@KM-nq7ez
@KM-nq7ez 4 года назад
Totally Hilarious
@blake5318
@blake5318 3 года назад
Omg I'm four minutes in and I'm dying laughing 🤣... Timing is everything
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