UNDERTALE MEMES 9 

2:47 you see temmie as said in the first meme is a self insert of the co creator so they are nearly as powerful as Annoying Dog so they are aware of stuff like SAVE and RESET

(After the 2nd meme) *300* Player: "Oh no I killed her, and now I feel bad, I should load my last save file to before the fight so I don't attack her again" Toriel: "I apologize, the ruins are too small for you to live in once you're used to them and you look like you can take care of yourself out there" *A few minutes later* Flowey: "I know what you did you idiot, you murdered her and reset because you regretted it" Player: *"what the fuck"*

8:03 this is the best undertale fanart I have seen in a while

That last meme, the answer is a game mechanic that most people forget about. Sleeping recovers your health to 10HP above your max HP. Sans is sleeping almost all the time. He probably takes a nap every time he takes even a single point of damage, because when you only have 11HP (1HP plus the bonus 10HP), you can't afford to lose any of it.

Me: makes a masterpiece song Computer: resets Me: *P A I N*

Actually, Toriel does suffer some hate. Some of it is from the idiots who think she's homophobic (when she says no kissing in front of Frisk, yadda yadda), and from people like me. Why? Asgore gets so much shit from her when she doesn't even try to see things from his perspective, or even think out what would happen if Asgore had killed humans in broad daylight to free their kind. Trust me, that only begins my rant which I won't type out in a RU-vid comments section of all things.

18:51 sans is there to make sure papyrus has a good time

3:43 Alph IS

Clicked faster than my dad leaving for the milk

11:47 he can, he just doesn’t have the *backbone* to do it! No but seriously at this point it’s only there to annoy Papyrus

4:18 I fixed my ps3 and opened an old world only to find a really weird sans

0:02 WAIT TEMMIE IS A SELF INSERT??????

15:10 ok this can be explained. Boss monsters dont age until their children are older then them. And since asriel is dead asgore never ages.

3:20 Hippity hoppity, my neck gonna go snappity

i didn't expect to see murder drones here!

Oh ngl sans is easy with or without the karma effect idk it’s just easy in general same with undying

14:23 that is not a cow that's goat

2:01 this is very true, and the 200% is r34 artists and shippers.

21:36 Oof I just took 50 damage on this one-

1:17 Please don't let this be canon

i hate all the people that say "how did they know what colours the souls would be" because of the soul capsules but ITS THE LIGHT FROM THE SOUL NOT THE COLOUR OF THE CAPSULE

1:10 this is fucking hilarious, yet extremely cursed

19:15 Monokuma, this is what happens when you don't have Teruteru around, you know

1:59 sans is not a tragic character or has tragic backstory he is simply trying to manipulate you into not killing anyone by telling jokes he is not a bad ass or any of that he just does not want everyone he knew and loved to disappear into “DUST” he is a manipulator

21:40 now let's add Kris in their Dark and Light World appearanced

3:44 neither, i say Alph"iss"

17:23 i see the difference one has mario.

10:30 k so the karma effect keeps you alive when u hit 1 hp u have to wait for your karma to drain BEFORE u actually die and without the karma hes just gonna touch u and its gonna be insta-kill also if you know how to use the karma to your advantage aka glasses and notebook for more karma youre pretty much unkillable btw if u dont believe try removing the karma with a mod ive tried ITS HELL WITH OUT KARMA

5:12 *Neutral Runners* : 💀💀💀💀

3:33 is it okay that i actually like "Another Medium" more than "CORE"

6:16 Every living, artificial, dead and unreal creature:KILL ME. NOW

15:24 oh my God is perfect to me

Well, about the sans blood thing, I would like to point out monster food is magic, and doesn’t linger in the stomach (which sans doesn’t have anyway)

6:09 Sans has both 1 DF and 1 HP. It's in the game files

2:49 I think Temmie uses debug mode or can see the game's code

14:40 maybe OG Sans would lead it but that is actually a genius idea

12:56 and that would be Promised Sans.

19:10 that is intimadating

21:41 true. This doesn't apply to all introverts, but it still applies to... well I can't say other people but it applies to me, that's for sure.

22:08, i think sans was sleeping and got more health

6:57 i love that ref

Controversial take: It’s not Alph*uhs* or Alph*ees*, It’s Alph*iss”

2:33 I've a theory that asgore knew toriel was in the ruins and had alphys set up a camra outside just so he knew when she returns. Aslo when she would talk with sans he would listen in just to hear his wife's voice again

5:59 Bro is so bad at the game that made the pacifist route instead of The gen*cide route 💀

10:09 Actually, your wrong. Here is what you actually mean: Why do we have hands? There are many reasons. Pet the Ralsei Hold the Ralsei Cherrish the Ralsei Forfet all mortal possessions to the Ralsei

About the "Sans bleeds blood from his bone marrow" argument, it's not about him having bones, it's about him being a monster. He should just become dust like the rest of the monsters. The monsters who should bleed blood even more than Sans just turn into dust. So why doesn't Sans?

13:05 i like this one

8:08 I did not expect this reference

13:40 toby fox after getting three characters on tumblr sexyman (one is homeless and the other is a depressed skeleton): meanwhile the sexy robot he made:

10:37 Muffet wasn’t hard, but she wasn’t easy

12:52 that is a lie as you have not killed enough monsters yet, so karma and or no i-phrames will not work.

7:29 THATS ME

0:18 It’s not like Pokémon It’s not like Pokémon It’s not like poke-

18:05 didn't expect to see uzi or N lol

7:11 bro didnt even finish his sentence and still died

11:19 I cant stop laughing at how absurd the drawing suggestion is. IT'S THAT STUPID.

6:57 PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCE!!

I'm on that one weird middle ground where I don't say alph"us" or alph"ee"s,but instead say alph"is"

0:43 "Trains" characters

3:45 Neither. I'm on team sometimes Alph"iss", sometimes Alph"ee"s, sometimes Alph"uh"s depending on my mood.

15:10 he could be a boss monster. we know goats are so deers could

I'm on Alph"i"s side.

I think spamton is deltarunes Temmie White salesman?: Tem: ✅ spamton:✅ Wants money (kromer counts): Tem:✅ spamton:✅ Wants to get something from the money: Tem:✅ spamton:❌

canon sans vs fanon sans had me dying

lol man wtf. Toriel you’re on your own. 1:15

2:21 It can't be bone marrow, they are skeleton monsters, not undeads

19:15 FINALLY A YOKAI WATCH FAN

i like to think that kris is just the chara of deltarune. but there is still a way to prevent the murder.

They forgot Jerry with the four horseman of the hardest undertale bosses. SERIOUSLY why does he have SO MUCH HEALTH Edit: spelling

I just wanted to say that sans' "blood" can't be ketchup, because monster food gets converted ikto energy almost immediatly

3:43 Im on side Alph"i"s

0:20, for the people who dont get the joke (or maybe i dont get it, and im just making something up) : "Sans" means "without" in french so "sans" undertale means "without undertale"

3:41 I say it as AL-FIS

1:25 i like to imagine that PAPYRUS'S cool song was originally supposed to play here

Excuse me, I have some sans on my pans and I can’t cook anything without them

6:58 did anyone except me get the Inigo Montoya reference?

8:58 No way he said chapter 1 better than chapter 2 💀

2:46 do I just have bad taste or is the Snowdin shopkeeper nonexistent no

9:50 1 frame hidden meme the words in it heya im sansraffa sansraffa the giraffa

7:09 ralsei x kris isn’t good because kris doesn’t like him (at least it seems like that) but the player forces kris to hug him and stuff

5:52 i didnt comfort asriel yea we r exist

Temmie wasnt a self tribute it was a triubte to one of Toby's best friends. Velma though, no way that show can be redeemed

well you see Frisk for SOME reason does a insane amount of extra damage to bosses. so he could still kill metaton. only now metaton is in his form with the lowest atk. metaton NEO has 40k health and he killed it in 1 hit. 999 defense wont save you if you dont have millions of hp to tank

8:07 he’s so good at daddying

Heats Flamesman! I rember, you fool!

3:44 there is another…alph-is

2:23 people think its ketchup, but the proof it isnt is because it comes out his mouth, and its said in game that food is turned into energy immediately after entering a monsters body, so it cant be ketchup that sans has just stored in his mouth

1:13 I now have brain cancer because of this

I’ve been stating the “bone marrow” theory for a while now, and it’s finally being recognized

8:07 HELLUVA BOSS REFERENCE!!!

9:00 I can't playing it because my pc is so trash that every version of the chapters or appears an error message and crash in the beginning of the game or don't even open because it appears other error message

8:06 HELL ON VEIN BOSS?!

3:45 Which side: Alph"uh"s or Alph"ee"s Me: Alph"eh"s 😅

not me freaking out cuz of the ninjago in this 9:43

1:00 I HAVE A THEORY! first, in the past the humans and mosters were living together. but when hitler came, he said he would develop nuclear weapons if the monsters weren't be exterminated of the earth. so, monsters of the all places of the world came to fight nazi germany (that's the war mentioned on the intro), but they failed, cuz the nazis are humans and humans are stronger. after that, all the countries decided to hide the monsters in the underground, used the barrier so the monsters cannot come back and be exterminated by the nazis in case of total domination. it's suposed to free the monsters after defeating the axis powers, but the cold war made everyone forget of the monsters. years later, chara found the entrance to a cave that is blocked by the barrier, tried to enter by another cave, and fell, met the dreemurs and lalalah u already know it when chara died and asriel brang them to the city, he told that he didn't kill the child, but a gang (in my lore, its a neonazi group, in the south part of brazil, (um salve para todos os BRs, tamojunto)) doesnt care the fact he didn't kill them, this gang just wanted to fill him with lead because segregation. (they were arrested) and asriel ran back to the underground with chara, died, asgore lost his mind, toriel decided to live in the ruins, u know BUT, chara had some friends, the other seven humans. and they saw the situation, and decided to investigate where did chara entered the underground. the seven humans climbed down the hole, one human at a night, and everyone dies in different places: light blue: in ruins, maybe by the puzzles orange: in snowdin, maybe by sans (after that, toriel says to sans dont kill and protect humans, he doesnt kill but doesnt protect too, lazybones) blue: in waterfall, maybe by undyne purple: in waterfall too, maybe by undyne too (that fish is really determined) green: in hotland, maybe by a... tsunderSTUKA (idk, i just like tsunderplanes cuz the are PLANES) yellow: maybe in the garbage dump by disease or the mad dummy, cuz catty and bratty sell things from there, and 2 of these things are Justin's hat and pistol (yeah i named that bro) red: its frisk, its u that's why humans accepted monsters on surface after the pacifist route, all because that austrian painter BONUS: how can frisk free asriel from flower form? first, i think soul is not the person, the being, its just something that produces determination and mantains the spirit of the person inside the body, and can be replaced secondly, EVERYBODY HATES JERRY frisk kills jerry, gives his soul to asriel and they leave the underground TADAAAAA

3:43 I’m on al phis.

3:41 Alph-short i-s

Alph”uh”s? Alph”ee”s? It’s Obviously Alph”I”s

5:08 i always say they are the same,no one believes me

Happy Halloween