Undertale - No Hit Sans 

Don’t worry, that just means that there’s 10 million people who wanted to see how it all plays out without having to delete their happy ending ;)

Trash boat craziest thing is that this comment was made 35 mins ago

Yes

HI MERG Edit: 51 mins ago wtf

Hello congrats

Hehe Your joke...Got me a Lung Cancer ;-;

...

Bruh

Hanle bien pendejo :v

Goridon Z shut up

@Tayebz Tayebz :3 yeah Me

Tayebz Tayebz :3 To be fair, one of them are using bones and fucking LASERS. He could also move us wherever he wants.

Genuinely laughed out loud instead of the nose exhale

SO TRUE WTF

If you can dodge a knife you can dodge a ball

I'm interested in how he can do damage to us by just throwing our soul with blue magic. If he can do that, why bother using bones or gaster blasters. Wait actually, if he just killed the player only by throwing them around it would be a pretty boring battle I suppose.

@@ann377 It doesn't seem like his "throw" attack does the poison or bleed damage his bone attacks do so its significantly less effective

@@dustrose8101 oh yea! much more faster in draining HP fr

...It will be NICE if it did 23...

@@ann377 It probably takes more energy to throw the player around seeing how it was his very last ditch effort

y e s

@@6_Apeiron forks

does he care about the replies tho?

Rith Trelin except he failed Edit: Listen. I’m talking about SANS, not Merg. Understand?

The last attack is undodgable That's it

@@jacobqixel4578 so did merg. He still took damage in the last attack ( yes i know you cant dodge that)

Godred The Lord How TF did you do that

@@vhnexus9641 do wbaat

Merg: did you really think I would stand here and take it?

b!tch how dow you still live

Sans: You weren't supposed to do that.

The entire battle as a no hit is like what mad dummy says at the end of their fight, which is "YOU CAN'T HIT ME AND I CAN'T HIT YOU, WE'LL BOTH BE HERE FIGHTING FOREVER!"

Merg: OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!

Someone watching from outside: Ugh, so lame... these guys are both so bad at fighting... From the inside: *MEGALOVANIA*

Don't you have to kill literally everyone to get there?

@@thermobollocks Not really. There are several unique NPCs you never fight, which means you don't kill them, right? Exhausting the killcounter for each area and getting the nobody came messages simply means that you've killed enough people that the rest flees from your murderous rampage. If you get to Hotland while fulfilling everything for a No Mercy run, Alphys starts to evacuate everyone and you're only killing those who are dragging their feets. If you interrupt No Mercy really late, you get the Neutral Ending and Sans will comment on how the Underground is a lot less crowded now thanks to you, but even then, there are survivors. The game even tracks for you in your menu how many monsters have you killed exactly on a No Mercy run and IIRC it tends to be around 100 on a full run. The Underground is pretty big and is supposedly crowded, 100 monters aren't that many. You only actually kill everyone if you complete the run and destroy the world, otherwise always will be survivors.

Agree

now way he hearted a comment 7 years after the video

@@achourfreepalestine It's what he does

Fr, I used to love merg so much

@@Succui Used to? USED TO? NAH MAN, TELL ME YOU LOVE MERG WITH PRESENT TENSE

POWER r/woooooosh

Musaad Alswailem it wasn’t a woooosh lol

mehdi Haddou power lol

POWER r/woooooooooosh

@mehdi Haddou yeet

You missed the part where sans gets tired and frisk is just -_-

@@Sunofasongwriter you meant chara

Wth he still heart the comments after 3 years? Thats some real dedication right there even tho he have 500k subs.

@sprinkle DID YOU. JUST ADMIT. FRISK'S GENDER? (goes crazy)

*Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.*

@@Mergafter 7 years???!!!

​@@MergWow

​@@Mergmerg the kind of guy to never turn off his notifications

Hold on imma test it,if merg hearths this comment then bros REALLY gotta touch some grass

i almost cried when he died T_T

Yep

Not really, he didn’t really do much aside from Genocide route where it’s guarantee the universe will be destroyed, so he had to intervene. It was Papyrus that moves the Pacifist ending forward by making you befriend Undyne. And then that get you Undyne’s letter and encourage Alphys to go outside. Then Alphys finally have the courage to return the Almagamate to the family. If you kill almost every monster then spare a few then Sans still let you get away, granted he tells you to go to hell but that’s not really a punishment. He’s not a hero in most routes.

@@user-om8ue3tb3o Funny way to spell nihilism

​@@user-om8ue3tb3ohes still a hero in genocide for trying to stop the protagonist from destroying everything

Lmao

Merg: *SLICE*

@@lon9177 you were wrong

All of them D O G E Sans: okay kiddo

Underrated

And merg giving your comment a heart in seconds. Legendary.

@Idrees elsayed minus time before fighting sans

@@daoducquang216 and sleeping

@@muhammedin351 and dialogue time,

@@daoducquang216 yup

except he didnt try to hit at the beginning

the whole fight

The duality of man

pov: you are able to change likes to 500

Lol

Bro this video is so old and people are still commenting...I like it

yup

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

Sans The Skeleton thought you died

@@newusernamessuck was that a j o j o reference

@@DioBrando-bg2jw *YES IT IS*

Me siento viejo, 7 años de pendejas pasaron muy rapido (._. ")

​@@Merg This video is 7 years old and your still replying to comments, I have no words :0

@@Merg8 years and you're still hearting comments, the DEDICATION needed for that is just... wow

@@bishaGTikr

Underrated comment

More like you are playing tag

gamer time Oof

gamer time yup

:/

Your correct

This is a really good accomplishment

wow people are still commenting even tho this is 3 YEARS OLD!

@@yongyanyu8451 deez nuts

Yea

Merg(h): Reality can be whatever I want.

hUEhUehUe

Lol

@@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115 not underfell.

Merg:LIES

You forgot the Kappa

lol

Lol good enough

k

in another comment he said that this fight took him 5 hours before ho manged to get to the point you see here

And then I show up die dozens of times and now he can put 30 ads into his video because it's 5 hours long.

Ketchup boi became a rotten tomato.

Hot dog seller died

frisk no hit

They got us until the other half not gonna lie

Idk why but I found this funny

After you said that I feel like I have seen this before on other undertale channels

@@randomperson-uj4kb are you gonna sue him for copying a comment lmao

@@randomperson-uj4kb but that's obviously not why it's funny and besides they probably didn't even know it was stolen

@@randomperson-uj4kb and chill I'm not angry

Sans: -slippers, shorts, and a blue hoodie -telekinesis and KR. -1 ATK, 1 DEF, and 1 HP.

Endgame bosses - Ton of HP, Defence and a lot of weapons, as well as outside assistance sometimes Sans - *if u dont stop resettin this shit u catchin this fuckin slipper*

Temmie has a shirt that should be enough to beat every monster or human in the underground. But tem don't fight either way tem just want tem flakes and and to go to cooleg.

that’s all he needs

In this case, I would say the player, Chara is the boss/villain of this fight. It actually perfectly matches your requirements too: -Buff Armor: The Locket (99DF) -High Tier Weapon: Real Knife (99ATK) -Ton of Hp: Level 19 (92 HP) Thank god Sans can dodge or this fight would’ve ended just like all the others.

a very thicc boi UNDERRATED

is this a smash bro's reference?

@@aromorguythefirst1600, well it's a sakurai reference

You're*

i liked ur comment now it's 1k

Telekinesis: *nahhh ur going nowhere*

why does this only have one reply its funny as shit

I PASSED SANS EATING ONLY ONE LEGEND HERO AND I WOULD LOVE YOU IF YOU WATCH THE VIDEO

@@MelihVl shut yo bitch ass up

444 likes nice

yeah, not many do that

Crazy

Yep

His gameplay was insane. I love it

DAMN HE HEARTED YOUR COMMENT LIKE YOUR COMMENT IS 4 WEEKS OLD AND THIS VID IS 4 YEARS OLD

Bro if that happens I am uninstalling life

I would delete sans' minecraft account, and then go commit OOF

don't jinx it

DenGC dude we’re not in 2016 anymore

Swooped Shoot go back to RU-vid kids

TWO WEEKS LATER HE CHECKS BACK

Yes

Sans is the only one who can dodge merg

check the "having a bad time" video there sans no hits merg for about a hour

It’s because he’s either delusional or actually sees Papyrus’s Ghost welcoming him to hell or heaven

This expression happens if you do the genocide route twice or more

Two routes or more in a row

@@frederickjason2964 or just if you kill sans and quit and come back and kill him more.

How many breads have you eaten in your life

Dragokai180 is that a jojos reference

kkkkkk

Well well well how the turn tables

basically it's 2 people trying to hit each other

Okay that was so accurate

@@blonk2658 dodgeception

Sans trying to contact you.

@@Merg That's- that's definitely not menacing at all

@@maddrumstickssans dosent like fiddlers

Relatable.

no

He still hearting comments 5 years later wow

Sans: Here we go. Merg: NO YOU!

"you cheeky shit you took it at least two times before now..." (sans calling you a freak before fighting him means you already killed him... at least twice. and reloaded your save after to repeat the fight. the player here must have done a no-hit at least twice now.)

Dawwas Ramadha 312 likes 0 comments

This game is weird

*good guess but actually no. I feel that fits better imo

*Good guess, but actually no.*

Well, yes, but no u

Sans be like: “ You dare used my own spells on me, Merg?”

The first attacks are easy

@@moorcum Agreed

no it's because you would assume he's easy. when the itensity kicks in the music starts, this happened with papyrus too, with the bass only kicking in after you become blue

It's because Sans is cheating and the fight doesn't "mechanically" start until the player's turn

3 hours and you already got a heart, Merg is the real legend here

Lol

@@WhitePumpkin218 right😊

@@WhitePumpkin218 someone could comment "egg" and merg would heart it

@@FlowersAreCool Amogus ________________ / \ | ___________ | | / \ | | \__________/ | | | | __________ | | | | | |____| |____|

W dad

Lol

that’s a first 😂

Lmao

€

@Toastato0 I know but revisiting it I only just noticed that

Lol I get it

AKA Express yeah me to

Until 11:00

Where did I hear that joke before....... ? Hmmm.... MAYBE under an other No-Hit Sans fight?

Heard this from another no hit sans video

Good luck! Stay determined!

@@Merg We will! Thank you!

Did you guys get him?

@@Richard-jm3um Sadly not…still working on it after over 5 months. I slowly lost some interest, I may get back to playing though.

@@EEEEEEE36364 Soooo,, Did ya or your cousin beat sans yet? ;w;

Thank you!

VexGamezYT yeah i know that

VexGamezYT and idiots are trying to say he got hit by the last gaster blaster

Frisk Dreemurr ikr so annoying

your right

merg: haha no-hit go brr

Me, a nonplayer: 😂

Btw why do I think that the bosses are easier then the normal unincluding sans of course

@@nefor9355 take that back!!! UNDYNE THE UNDYING SUCKED!!! I HATED SPEARS FOR SO LONG!

Merg: *GAME OVER*

Yay merg(h) noticed me

This comment deserves more likes😂

But im the big brother

big brother : Reality can be whatever I want

@Neon Natrual why do I hear Boss music? 🤔

Alternative comment : I copied a comment idea

@@eeveemation-studios alternative title, u can't make a comment without seeing the first one if not on purpose And this guy copied the first comment

@@crimsonify6245 Bruh once I got the same idea for a joke in another video, commented it, saw people saying I copied it, I apologized because I didn't see that comment.

@@enchantedorange3141 but this guy commented the "TOP" COMMENT

On the same vid

lol

Couldn't dodge that last attack, but that's actually _impossible_ to dodge, so surviving it with that much HP left is pretty danged impressive.

MarsJenkar i survived with much hp left too 1hp ;-;

Semanual I've done sans no hit and do you see me makn fun of people no, so If ya don't stop now. . . your gonna have a bad time

Semanual because if he gets sans fight in his mind he'll be better than you

yes xd

Merg silent mode is unbeatable

Who says it can't be both?

@@ahogammer6895 because Megalovania isn’t Sans theme, is Chara one, there’s a reason why there is a song called “Song that might play when you fight Sans”. Also Sans atacks you first, but in the other fights, you have the first turn.

@@Gordidian4910 How is it Chara's theme? Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans is a song meant to trick people to think you fight Sans in the neutral routes and pacifist routes. It's not that deep.

its morbin time reference moment

Game Over!

@Federal Bureau of Investigation CHARA IS NOT *EVIL*

purple pizza boy (thats illegal)

@@Thaction hal is an incel.

Are you my alternative twin

Getting a heart on a vid from 4 years ago shows dedication from merg

Shinzou wo sasageyo

@@gotrunks1986 I agree

@@gotrunks1986 where Titan??

@@gotrunks1986 ouch ratioed twice

r/ihadastroke

No it means that he reset back to the fight after beating him

@@chr0no794 That’s literally what he just said

@@cantthinkofaname1741 He means that he only reset a single time after beating him and not a 2nd or third time

@@cantthinkofaname1741 sorry I read it wrong I thought he said died by sans twice

When sans say “you’re really kind of a freak, huh?” That means you’ve killed him 2 or more times, look it up

Wow, so apparently Merg, by some rare chances still heart comments from old videos.

@Aqdas Boy No u

@Aqdas Boy No sans.

@@titohermanto1829 Maybe its that damn virus

@@leonardozayasm.4983 No. *U*

lol

Hahaha

:|

It’s “What? You think I’m just gonna stand here and take it?”

This can fit for both Merg and Sans.

Lol

'And killing you now would be an act of mercy. SO QUIT BEING SO DAMN RESILIENT' -Merg

*"How dare u use my spell against me,Potter"*

Telekinesis: allow me to introduce myself

uno reverse card lol

You're

Lol

@@Katpsi true, true, i mean after all I barley see anyone type it like that anyway

@@markdanielcarolino747 Don't see anyone who asked

Epic Sword lol

Underrated comment

Me: wut?

Samantha Welsh It’s a delta rune reference, after completing chapter 1 leave school and look for sans

Horizontal swing

Idk how but I got the idea down in like a day max. but I was pissed off after I couldn't go back to my genocide save after chara and I was like (-_-)

BRO HE HEARTED MY COMMENT 😭😭💗

Yes Sir-y!

@@phiestaa Cheer up.

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I put the 666 like I m proud

xXCaid3nXx well, the end they both hit eachother

Newbie Sniper 1v1 in a nutt sell keep missing

well 10 mins and 13 secs the video doesn't even last that long but still good point

Call 9 seconds and 11 minutes! *911*

Ninja Gamer it’s 11:09 wdym ( no hate)

Lego is not good for you Battle against a demon child Thats much better

Dude if hypergod asriel steps on a lego she’s dead

@@gronkwild4632 he*

He would dodge the lego of course.

LEGO attacks **CRITICAL HIT**

underrated

Lel

OUTSMARTED LOL!

@@vinceguerrero1571 nice pfp

Sans: oh shit

441 likes 0 comments Wait thats ilegall

@@xareon9313 because you can't add anything to this. It's already perfect

LOL

Yep

Lmao

*playing hundred times just to no hit* Merg: it's cool

I would have a bad time