UNHhhh ep 196 - Bathrooms 

Oddly enough, staying on a topic they both claim to not like.

The dolls are changing

When they’re talking about something they’re passionate about they have no trouble staying on topic lmao

Toilets are their love, toilets are their life

Secretly, they LOVE this topic.

Yes Trix is the religious mom who brings potato salad to the block parties and attends PTA meetings in a hope to save her rebellious daughter who is already too far gone

god you’re so right for that

trixie and katya are the same base person but they went down 2 very different paths in life (housewife vs hooker)

They're my two moods

It's Beverly Cleary and Dirty Beaver

We had a huge illegal rave phase here in the Netherlands. As you can imagine those were accompanied by a good amount of drugs. Me ex would smoke weed all night while popping pils and drinking beer. But he would actually risk it! He would just hope for a no-wiper and shit in the bushes or a field. Weed, pills and beer are not a no-wiper friendly diet! Absolute mad lad

@@jonnnnniej for your own good i hope you broke up after his shitty ass didn't bother him

Agreed. That’s Wisdom

I've pooped at a party and I'd do it again!

I remember I was at a party at a cottage in the middle of nowhere and I just…had to. I was desperately looking for any kind of air freshener and they didn’t have any, to which I say…WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS DON’T HAVE ANY AIR FRESHENERS IN THEIR BATHROOM??? ESPECIALLY WITH NO WINDOWS???

as a Los Angeles raised child of USSR immigrants----------- spot on

Which one is this?

​@@ruthielalastor2209 could be both, them cali realtors are HOT with hard hard nipples.

A California realtor trying to jazz up her aesthetic during the first few months of separation from her cheating husband

@@GSalem-ek5zbiconic

She said it with just the most conviction

For real, she painted a whole picture lol

She's so good at this type of comedy

It was literally the last line until I realised it was a lie 😭😭

I THOUGHT SHE WAS SERIOUS😭

@@novelproblems and also sympathy fuck!

It's like the Klarna Pink for Swedish Trixie

Just like for the real life Cher

A bidebate, if you will.

@@nathanielcraig3588 bye

@@jacc.00 As Katya says "😃... goodbye"

i fully Cannot say "bidet debate" to save my life lmfaooooo

A bidate

I had questions too about the use of bidets. 😭

She's treating Katya like an idiot while not knowing there are also seperate bidets... Gurl.

Ok…..there’s not knowing how they work, and then there’s how Katya thought they worked….

We bought a bidet seat at the beginning of Covid. We use tp after using the spray, but you don't have to. It seems across Europe it varies using tp or not to dry.

@@spiderdude2099 Honestly, yeah I don't think many people, even the ones that are kinda ignorant about bidets, thought that it shooted dirty toiled poopy water back on your butt I think most people would assume it's clean water 😂

Everything is flushable if you really want it to

@@RNCHFND I dont have the dedication for that lol

Wait really??

Yeah but I don’t get the whole drama about it, people in the US don’t have trash cans in the bathroom? You don’t need to throw it in the toilet…

@@vitortonera Yeah, but who wants to collect poopy rags in their bathroom and store them for several days? Pretty gross, especially in summer… Also, it produces a bunch of extra waste when you could just use water. Your bathroom garbage gets burned at the dump, probably better to just rinse off.

exactly

"Distraught Bidet" is the name of my off-Broadway "Singing In The Rain" homage show.

@@Corbomite_Meatballs Please welcome to the stage... DISTRAUGHT BIDET....

@@mike.a5726 LMAOOO

@Hafiz Zifah no in english those are called bidets, handheld bidets or a bidet attachment maybe, but they're still bidets

@Hafiz Zifah A bidet attached to the toilet is still a bidet.

At first I thought this was a crappy comment, but then I realized I was having a poo-r response to it, and want to turd towards you and applaud.

I know the shopping episode is echoing in my brain

I'm just a poor, working class hick from NE Georgia and yet I'm waiting anxiously for my bidet attachment to arrive. The one with a warm water option. Nothing screams Medieval torture like a stream of cold water up one's bunghole.

@@paulad.patterson4732 but the way it wakes you up in the morning like no other tho. Coffee? No! I got ice water up my a$$

I 100000 procent agree! 🎉

I'd like Trixie to say "Hi, I'm Екатерина Петровна Замолодчикова, Trixie Mattel."

You my dear are a goddamn GENIUS

She wore it for a number in the Australian leg of the live tour! I got to see it in person, it looked so stunning on her! ❤

My thoughts exactly! I’m guessing it’s just because she hates public bathrooms so she’s never had the opportunity to see an attendant in real life

@donk8105 and big events

I’ve never heard of that before; is that a real thing?

I love her so much

I've never seen one in person

No one cares 😂

This is not meant to be offensive. This is from personal experience with many lovely people. Crackheads age in reverse. Especially sober crackheads. It's like the youth floods back into them once they're clean.

I was just thinking this!

Drinking the blood of virgins, not going out in the sun, avoiding garlic, etc.

I think she stopped doing so many drugs.

@@luaourus right! Forgot she's a vampire 🙄

Ah. I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing. It put some things into a new light for me.

Don't you love how agoraphobia is represented in movies? So not how it is!! Woman In The Window is an example. I have to prepare for hours to leave my house.

Thank you for the perspective💛

A lot of people who have agoraphobia only have problems in certain very limited areas, like downtown spaces with high rises, certain bridges, airplanes, etc. It's completely misrepresented, basically no one knows what it is at all People think it means "homebound" but it's 100% not. Some agoraphobic people are afraid of going INside. Agoraphobia usually is "pathological" avoidance of circumstances that cause panic attacks. You get to the point where you're afraid of the panic attack and want to avoid it to the same extent you're afraid of the bridge or of being stuck somewhere or whatever. You want to avoid it so you stop going places that trigger panic. In a way it's often like a fear of having panic attacks. If you become afraid of enough stuff you might have to stay home, sure, but not being able to leave is still not the gist of the phobia, it's just one form of it. Like 75% of the people in my family have agoraphobia and only one was too phobic to leave his room/house. He had to drink to go to work. Everyone else has different phobias

@@annediaz152 honestly, how it is in movies is exactly how I felt whenever I had agoraphobia. It was right after I had a very serious car accident where I almost died. I could not leave the house. Whenever I would leave my house I would just freak out so bad I just cannot be outside of my house at all. I mean that was my personal experience, this is the first time hearing that it’s not like that for everybody. I got on medication so I’m like 80% better now.

I want her to see this comment so bad

There’s a bit of a difference between a person you chose to sexually interact with and innumerable unnamed faceless strangers of unknown health and hygiene 😱 Edit: or even your own pee, if you prefer.

@@oldvlognewtricks it was a joke and for reference she drank pee on accident lol..

@@oldvlognewtricks what are you talking about

@@rochellegoyle4951 Dirty stranger-contaminated candy worse than sexy or accidental piss-drinking.

Perfect timing fr

the aki pfp checks out

sufjan stevens moment

this is so relatable 😭 sending love your way x

Good job boo, you got this

Honestly wish it was more common in America. We got a cheap one installed for both toilets in my house and it’s changed everything. Paper is not as clean as water, it can’t wash the smell away and maybe won’t even wipe all the fecal particles

yesssss

We love a call back 😂

I don't want to wash my dirty butthole with my bare hands unless I'm doing a full shower.

@@CertifiedPsychiatrist you really do

@@CertifiedPsychiatrist You don't need to share everything on the internet, babe... DJFKLASFJDLKSJF

@@CertifiedPsychiatrist Not arrested, just taught restraint and discretion 😅

@@CertifiedPsychiatristwhat the hell 😭😭

Yeah...I'm in Scotland and we don't have them. I don't think I could NOT dry my arse off after skooshing it with a wee jet of water 🤔

Trixie wasn't allowed to complain ever since the "and then i forgot that peed on the gatorade bottle and i took a sip"

@@dandantsm6560 OOoo there ain't no other way

I saw these in Spain and wondered! Thanks :)

damn in Italy we have the same system, only we do use it to wash after pooping every time 😭

@@dilfhunter13 really? How? I would love to do that, but the kind of faucet we have makes it a little difficult hehe

Isn’t jerking off literally the whole point of going to an adult theater? What a grown ass adult does outside of work, as long as it isn’t hurting anyone or anything, is nobody’s business.

4:21 WHAT?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10:54 😂😂😂😂😂😂

13:11 well... I laughed a lot, thank yoouuu😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

Same 😂😂😂

Lisa Carson I can't come on pills I won't be a woman I want both like a woman I want to go China like a woman I want long hair like a woman I want to talk like a woman I want to wear dresses like women I want well Penny goes like a woman I want to wear high heels like a woman I want to get in the shows like those guys do shows and I'm going to do the chores please let me know how to get into those shorts my name Lisa Carson please let me let me know how to get into please tell me about it I'll get into those shorts to be get crown please let me know okay

I don't care 😂