UNHhhh ep 207 - College 

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I've never heard a more frightening sentence than "ballet, for non-majors, mondays and fridays at eight in the morning"

College isn’t for everybody but education is - whether it be for hobbies, passions, job advancement or just because you just like learning. Don’t let social media make your brain go to mush.

I started being obsessed with this show as a college student and now I’m a college drop out

I met Katya in 2019 and asked her if she’d ever come back to do a talk or something at Massart. And she did this April! She’s a huge celebrity to us. No pictures allowed. Free to students. Love her so bad.

I love trixie making the exact same "i've got gowns" joke years after she did it before when telling the same story of her skipping her graduation. it's like an easter egg

Whoever edited this episode NEEDS. A. RAISE. This episode is actually insane!

Finally , advice from women I can trust about the topic that has been haunting my life

My ultimate flex is going to the art school katya went to and seeing her on campus for a live interview a couple months ago. Just as iconic in person I luv herrrr

The editing of this episode is absolutely insane

Trixie "playing" the cello instead of her skin flute had me DYING! Superb editing as usual....

Trixie remembering that Katya worked at the tea shop is so wildly out of character that I’m still processing that it actually happened.

Do you guys think it's weird that my spotted leopard gecko rarely comes out during the day, except for every time he hears trixie and katya rambling?

Honestly wanted to hear more about Katya’s roommate story, hope she talks about it again in a podcast or Netflix in like seven months

My college roommate moved out when he found out I was gay and I got my own single I didn’t have to pay for! Yas honey and I was really gay after that!🤣💀

Trixie saying to Katya that she forgot she was 7 years older than her is actually hilarious. She never misses an opportunity to call her old! Stop those lies.

Love Trixie’s subtle Buffy references! Her intro about the yellow binder is a quote from the episode when Buffy goes off to college!

As a German, 11:04 is great because bassoon is called Fagott in German 😂

11:19 I'm so obsessed with Trixie imitating the bassoon that I legit replayed that part for 20 times now. Still laughed every single time

Topics I wish they’d talk about in the future: Martial arts Horror movies Being on tour Candy/sweets Getting injured Birthdays Toys (modern since they’ve done 90s toys) Breakups Cheating Easter Theme parks Animals part 2 Gemstones Dogs The internet Animatronics Baths/showers Sleepovers Tattoos Libraries Conspiricy theories/Cryptids (They just did an episode on aliens, but I still want a straight cryptic episode) Gemstones Cooking Countries The 80s Surgery Insects Foreign food Lesbians :)

As someone who went to college on a bassoon scholarship, the level of accuracy Trixie described for that whole bit was astounding 😂. Loved that.

Katya's hair and make up this episode are so perfect 😭

on my first day as an English Lit student at college, all the students got put into groups to talk about Shakespeare and we got on to talking about his sonnets and suddenly everyone in the group started reciting his sonnets back and forth to each other, these kids had them memorized and could recite them BY NUMBER (that's 154 fucking sonnets, with no titles just numbered holy shit) I considered dropping out then and there, I was like I do NOT belong here lmao

It's been soo long since trixie and katya couldnt get through their intros without laughing, the good old days!

200+ episodes in and i love how the editors still pay such loving attention to the buzz-touches 😆😍. I especially love in this ep how they do the zoom-ins on them sometimes lol. And then there's Katya's ALMOST-buzz-touch 😂. Bless you guys 🙏

Bob and Trixie actively working to defund libraries

9:41 "And there was a gagged!" is something I need to start saying

I think it’s really messed up that Trixie stole Chuck E. Cheese’s carpeting and stapled it to herself :/

5:26 me watching this at a carrel in my college's library: 👁️👄👁️

"i dont get it, wheres megan the stallion" made me laugh so hard

What’s crazy to me is that I was deciding between Boston University and Wisco not even a month ago and then I see THIS EPISODE

PLEASE the fact that “bassoon” in multiple languages is some variant of “fagot/fagotto” makes Trixie’s commentary so much better LMFAO 💀💀💀💀💀 11:00

As a former music major, I would LOVE to hear more of Trixie’s classical tea 😆🪈

Trixie's handing me either popcorn or arcade tokens in that outfit

Trixie is absolutely insane for that bassoon impression... I cannot get enough of it

This was a rare episode where you can literally feel the non-humorous trauma of Katya's college experience.

I love how serious they got when they talked about the dorm room size. 😂 Cause it's true. Especially arts schools; them dorms are literally closests like supply closet or janitor closet with two beds two desks maybe, two wardrobes or dresser and one sink. It be giving janitor realness.

Finally, I have been waiting for them to talk about college ever since roommates and the money-stealing lesbians story lol.

11:27 wow Katya's pain tolerance has gotten so much better

Katya teaches me new vocabulary damn near every time she speaks. A scholar.

the fact that trixie was a literal BABY when katya was living in a college dorm, is WILD.

as an incoming college freshman this is precisely what i need rn thank you pink and red biological ladies

The library "Carrels" knocked me out! The rubber gloves on the table added that little extra sprinkle on top as well.

I had Tracey's dress in the 90's!!! It was a genuine 60's one from our local Oxfam. It was stunning! That's when charity shops were good and you could find truly quality clothes in them. Also bought a silver halter neck cat suit from the 70's! Fabulous stuff!

i love that katya is the most notable alumni of my school (to me) such a slay honestly

Wow. Talking about college really dug up some DEEPLY repressed memories and set these two off. MORE PLEASE.

Just graduated from college so I’m seeing the release of this ep as a good omen for the post grad prospects

Trixie starting with a Buffy quote just further cemented my undying love. Thank you both so much for all your spurty knowledge!

I had a non-traditional student in my art history class that answered the phone and had a whole conversation in the lecture hall and my teach was like…”what is that??…ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU’RE ON THE PHONE!!?” And kicked his ass out of class. It was amazing to watch 😂

Seeing Katya next to Cate Blanchett is too much for my lesbian heart-

girl we need a part 2 with more of those college stories

As a person who was in music college, that whole bit about the bassoon department had me DYING because that was so accurate as to what it was like. Hilarious.

Trixie freaking out over the 75,000$ was so funny. you could see the wheels spinning in Capitalist Barbie's head

Trixie's look is giving 'the grandma from Halloweentown' and I love it

When they were reading non traditional students I felt that deep in me it unlocked all the flashbacks of my college years listening to NTS talk about their grandkids. 💀💀💀

Trixie's description and imitation of a bassoon was so impressive I audibly said "YES WOW" out loud.

Katya slying tricking Trixxie into that Bassoon impression. Positively devious.

LOVED the Carol jokes in the editing with the library bits. I feel seen as a die hard Carol fan

I graduated 3 weeks ago with a performance degree and everything about this video is relatable

I would watch an UNHhhh two-parter with just Katya talking about life in the year 2000 and Trixie being gagged. 🙏🏻 Producers if you're reading this...

Trixie trash-talking libraries and books as an actual bestselling published author is so fierce

Katya looks so incredible in this episode I can't!

As a recent BU grad, THANK YOU KATYA for spreading the word about what a scam BU is

6:00 Katya's so good at that 🤣

These two college educated biological women are the light of my life

As a bassoon player I love and appreciate all the attention it got in this!

They have had some chaotic intros and some failures to launch (usually from Katya staring too deeply into the abyss), but I'm over two minutes in and we haven't even gotten to the UNHhhh yet. Honestly feels like a meta expression of the college experience, tbh

I actually spit out my coffee when Trixie was pulling the padge to a violin.

Trixie read Watchmen and forgot where she came from 😭 Girl we need libraries 😭

Katya’s delight at Trixie’s mocking ‘should you really be texting right now’ ❤️❤️

As somebody who didn't think college mattered, I'm 43 graduating in a few weeks with a masters degree because I needed an education to be able to even imagine retirement. Do yourself a favor and get into college sooner than I did. It's been a challenge with my old brain.

Dr Katya Zamolochikova's final teaching at 12:43...we are so lucky to be hearing her scientific researches in our lifetimes

I lost it so many times this episode - when they went into the green screen and discussed a simple dormroom, that was it. Editing was TOP TIER this week!! 🏳️‍🌈👍🏼💪🏼

I’m had a long long long day at the ICU today. It was exhausting and mentally taxing. But here I am, watching these drag queens talk about Merican College. I’m Indian. So, thank you Trixie and Katya. You both are literally my guardian angels, lifting my mood up and making me remember life is worth it !

I had a professor who was a lovely person but she would ALWAYS talk about her kids ✨ unprovoked ✨

By far one of my favorite episodes to date.

Any one getting close to finding a college, the best advice I ever heard was Community College is literally the same exact thing as the universities. It’s literally just paying to say you went to the specific university. People want to say they went to a university like UCLA for example, to look more successful because a lot of people think less of those who go to community colleges. I noticed some people see it almost as the college equivalent of getting your GED, like “oh you went to CC just because you’re too dumb to make it into the university” but it’s not like that at alllllllllll. (Like getting a GED is also something that shouldn’t be looked down upon, it’s an achievement that not many people can get. No matter what your reason is for getting the GED, you got that diploma with the GED! It’s the same thing, just took some time in between juggling school and life. Be proud of yourself if you did that or are doing it! No shame! You got this! ❤) I paid $4k a year on community college tuition. At a university, it’s at least $55k. You get the same education, just way more affordable. Unless you get a scholarship, the universities aren’t worth it, tbh.

10:28 something about seeing trixie and katya standing that far away from each other talking like normal feels so dramatic and idk why

I didn't go to school for green screening with cross dressers. That was so nonchalantly funny to me😂

My mental health really depends on these videos 🤣 I love these two so much

I am LIVING for this bassoon content thank you for exposing us to the world

I love the running gag of the buzzing and zap animation for whenever they touch each other. It was frequent in this episode lol. So funny.

I saw this and was like college so exciting can’t wait to watch this later! then I saw Carol plastered all over the thumbnail and had to click instantly it’s like a reflex

the editing here is feverish, it's chaotic, it's ravenous; noooo crumbs were left behind

Seeing all the Carols in the library made laugh so hard since I just watched the movie Carol and all those pictures of Cate Blanchett 😂

Not trxie quoting buffy the vampire slayer at the start....love it!

If you ever intend to go to the library to be productive, big mistake instead nowadays the library is where the tea gets spilled.

Just got my grades back today on my final year project (a film). During production they told me to change the things i was proud of, to fit their rules, then graded me poorly (i still passed just not as well as i wanted). Trixie's right, most of college/uni is a total scam. Only things you get out of it is work and life experience, and if you're lucky some good friends - don't give a shit about the grades cuz they don't mean squat

Well… excited to watch Trixie speaking about her experience at some thespian club, and for Katya to speak about her experience learning how to pretend to be Russian!

Trixie playing the chelo while complaining about a mom is like the most unhinged edit on a long time

11:21 That's the exact sound my brain used to make during my uni lectures, NO LIE BISHHHHH!!! 🤣

As a former music major and bassoon player this episode had me dying on the floor and wheezing!!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long ass time y’all. I literally just switched majors this year after 3 years bc music in college is CRAZY so this made my day 😂😂❤️

Trixie’s outfit looks straight out of Welcome Home and this episode came at a perfect time; I’m looking at studying abroad when I finish Junior year lol

That Same Parts reference at 10:12 actually sent me over the edge. This episode was gold

6:59 I say again.... get them new chairs!!!! especially bc Katya had surgery!!!

8:25 The amount of censors are making me LOSE IT

Being in college when this episode came out is my superbowl

Trixie's bassoon might be her best impression

1. LOVE the fabric of Katya's dress 2. The Arkham Asylum bit SENT ME. I truly laughed out loud 😂😂😂 3. As a grad student, STEM major, and over 30, living in 400sqft in the dorms for the first time in Los Angeles is.... An experience 😬

The Library Carols were just perfection, I must say!