UNHhhh ep 216 - Straight People: The Sequel 

Hola mi gorGouS esssss

how was this pinned 3 weeks ago omg

Three chairables sanged into a reincarnative processes in a non turn a blind 🦯🦮 to hill bellies grave yard 🪦🪞♟️ 😶‍🌫️"hi"

4 weeks ago?!??

@@sybill123ful haha i think they just made it live now. so like they probably upload the episodes after the edit is cleared and just make it unlisted until they want to release it here.

It really does work that way. I quit 2 years ago now, and I look younger than I did almost a decade ago, no joke, no cap, 100% honest. Cigarettes are the devil.

@@RedSpade37how’d you do it? I need advice. I’m Katya’s age and been smoking since high school. It needs to stop.

@@sevendegreesif you can’t do it completely on ur own maybe look into therapy! no shame against that, and if you are surrounded by smokers, try to transition to hanging out w ppl who don’t smoke. i wish you luck on your healing

@@sevendegrees Well, a lot of it is using "nicotine products" like gums and the "patch" and all of that, but... there is a secret, but it's "addiction replacement" and it may not work for you, and I am loathe to bring it up, but... Kratom. If I smoke a cigarette while taking kratom, the cig will make me wildly nauseous, and sometimes, I even vomited as a result. I can't in good faith recommend this, since kratom can be super addictive all on its own, but that's a big reason why I was able to quit.

@@sevendegreesif you sever the hands it will be very hard to hold a cigarette

I'm waiting for that ending to pop up on r/bisexual 😂

as a bi person she really got me lol, she's so stunning and funny ughh i just can't get enough of her!!

She is my queen. Simultaneously my dream woman (hot, fiery, and funny but also psychotic and disgusting) and Brian is my dream man (gay and therefore unobtainable, but still all the great traits of Katya. a homebody and a great time) 😂😢

My crush on her has gotten soooooo bad 😭

LMAO SERIOUSLY SHE HAS ME BY THE FKN NECK!

I've talked to a lot of straight women who said the same thing about lesbians hitting on them and saying the same shit about you not taking no for an answer.

​Why are you here, Joshua?

@@keeahrahr3311 Because I can be, that's why.

@@joshuabalboa1713arrogant and entitled. you MUST be a straight man.

@@ambylam No, just a gay man who is entitled...to his own opinion and calling people out on their bs. Thanks for casting aspersions on my character rather than refute my argument.

Damn that’s so true! I wheezed!

PLEASe this is too funny

Ohhhh it’s sad but true

Merch

Facts

And I’m Sorry for that. We shouldn’t be that way. 😢We aren’t all shitty people I promise

@@brad1038 oh sweetie, you're not Straight. You're just ✨ *Heterosexual* ✨

pink one so inspire

It’s so endearing

Trixie's for the lesbians, Katya's for the bisexuals

4:24 for anyone wondering lol

I was hoping someone else cackled the same level as me at this! Lmao thank you!!!

Same! I was sad and crying minutes ago, so I came here for levity and now I’m crying again from laughter. Mission accomplished.

Ded ☠️ ✨

Scared the bejesus out of me 😳

Holes quivering... whether out of fear or excitement is anyone's guess... maybe both

that was poetry

yes it was flawless haha

A new accent from her and it was great 😆

1:30 I can't stop rewinding it 😂

she NEEDS to take that on tour or something it's ridiculously good

I could have that playing on a loop and I’d cackle every time

Love that for you. You got this!

damn never looked at it like that before, new found motivation..

Both their wigs are gorgeous this episode

Katya is killing it in goth barbie glam as always

Lady bunny and a goth newscaster 😂

katya's little see through shawl is everything!!! It's giving "oh hello! come right on in, make yourself at home. Oh this little thing? haha my ex husband died in it ;)"

And the twist is that they cheated with each other leaving the guy to blew ass

T&K fanfic writers: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

Theyre who Cher did "Dark Lady" about

No Katya is the mistress Trixie cheated on the guy with 😂

@@bawonobudiwaskitopoetry!!

ok if she’s right about everything what number am i thinking of

my mom is the most homophobic cunt ever and my mom thought katya was an actual real woman 😭. i said she was and she believed me till i told her the truth

@@sateleim4

she's right and she SHOULD say it!!!!

Moathaaaar knows best!!

It’s ok the editors have gay friends

Wdym? They’re so real for that!! 🏳️‍🌈❤

@@KenadianKenough Ron 100% gets an F-word pass from me.

@@KenadianKenoughyour username >>

Some people would not get the reference

Ok, but for real.. There are too many different people in the world to write off a whole gender.. Doesn't compute.

Actually as a homo I assume everyone around me is also a homo and most of them are just terribly repressed. Unless they're ugly. Then I assume they're straight.

everyone is at least a little bit bi, even if they never realize it

@@cryptiddythat’s what I used to say and then I realised no… not necessarily… *I’m* just bi

@@clairepetersen7831 then that means you are at least a little bit bi

Lol saw a compilation video of her doing “ooh there ain’t no other way” the other day. She’s really on it lately and I love it

I also loe that she does it in all their shows lol

the issue is most straights literally don't know what PrEP is

​@@annapapadimitropoulos7495 health workers need to know, I take prep and I went to a general check up and the nursed asked me I took any meds and I was like yeah prep... and she was like... what's that for? And when I told her it was to prevent HIV she was like 😥 are you positive? And I was like bitch are you even listening to me? 😂

@@annapapadimitropoulos7495 true! Honestly, i learned what it was from watching these two talking about it. I'm a straight woman and my ob/gyn had never even mention it. Now i'm thinking it might be good to start taking it

Yeah, it's a side effect of HIV being treated as the gay disease back in the day. They think they're safe from it because they're straight.

Hope you're healthy and happy still!

@@Ttoby89 I am doing good, thank you 🙏😇🙌 Hey, I hope you are as well😍

This made my day ❤. Hope you're doing well 😊

She is also EATING.... it.

Straight men... who make their straight women think being gay is wrong... it is such a passé concept because we know we all start as females. Biology 101😁 Moms don't care if their kids are gay or straight. The Bible gets thumped and the kid is stigmatized. Still. In 2023.

I don’t get the reference

YES! Thissss

@@itz_marcus0819 Straight people wanting to make being gay illegal, straight people making it legal to kill homosexuals- looking at you Uganda.

This is the third time Trixie has said this over the last month. It cannot be said enough.

Seriouslyyyyy you can be the butchest butch in all the land and you still get “so you got a boyfriend?”

I was dying!!!!

once literally told a guy who asked me out i was gay and he said "aren't you bi though?" ??????? girl what

The only time bi erasure is not happening 🤣

​@@taylorc7174😂😂😂 Straight guys been looking out for the bisexuals this entire time.

yeah like i think straight people would be having just as many hookups if straight women could look at a random guy and confidently say "this guy can make me cum and he definitely isn't gonna try to choke me out," but alas

Gotta give it to her, the wig really *does* make her seem small.

+ the stigma of being a girl and sleeping around

I mean, I don't think that Trixie being a 6foot tall man is what makes a hookup safe or dangerous for her... Like, by that logic, 5foot tall gay twinks should be scared of having hookups because they're easier to murder and assault? Except obviously that isn't stopping 5foot tall twinks from participating in gay hookup culture... Gay men who are murdered and assaulted aren't selected for their smaller size or because they're easier to toss around. They're assaulted because they're gay. Tbh I think this all has way more to do with the conflicting cultural norms of heterosexual culture (aka a culture that still says 'marriage and kids and long-term partnership is the only normal goal, and anything other than that is eccentric at best'). Versus a gay subculture that evolved out of a need to be clandestine and hidden for safety reasons, where long-term relationships were socially dangerous and taboo, and gay sex was literally illegal and punishable by law until relatively recently... Gay subculture became more visible over time as the legal system grew less punitive, but it's still a subculture built on the alternative sex and relationship norms of its history, shaped in part by necessity, and partly also by interaction with other subcultures and utopian ideas. I mean, there are feminist and lesbian and utopian movements that have advocated for free love and sex positivity for ages, but they've been relegated to being niche subcultures while gay culture, which was just as niche for ages, has become more visible in recent decades, so like... I dunno... It wasn't just gay men doing this, I mean? To say "women *biologically* are less likely enjoy first-time sex with a partner" and "girls have to worry about murder and assault in a way gay men never do" as explanations for why gay subculture is historically built around an alternative approach to sexuality and relationships, in a way that's similar to how some feminist and lesbian subcultures built themselves too... I dunno! I guess I figured I'd offer this perspective as well, in case it's helpful...

Not biologically less likely to enjoy sex, just that a lot of straight men are terrible at pleasuring a woman and the odds of getting a good one for a random hook up are low.

*swimsuit coverup from *bleep*

Lol I had a friend who, full disclosure is now ftm but wasn’t out abt it, and he presented as kind of a fuck boi lesbian and would get hit on by straight men?? He had short hair and wore like, adidas joggers? Lmao like I got news for those guys.

same i look so masc and unappealing to men rn yet so many guys at my college hit on me?? why are their lesbian radars so shit

As if women don't try that shit with gay men.

@@joshuabalboa1713 ?? i never said they didn’t? who are you mad at right now?

Ever since high school I've wondered what the psychology behind that is. I had a very masc presenting gf in high school that was FOREVER getting hit on by men. And a good girlfriend of mine that was basically a dude lol Annnndddd guys couldn't resist her.... its interesting and annoying lol

and threw strap on lingerie in his casket

Specifically her 3rd husbands funeral, as she realised '3rd time isn't always the charm'

Whom she killed

@@tjsquibbofficial I need this crocheted on a pillow

@@Kimbleespunchingbag You're welcome LOL

um actually, the first time she dressed in yellow 🤓

"The color is red, orange and yellow" - Katya in UNHhhh episode Colors

@@INeedMoreBouletts and beige, dont forget beige - the most important color on the pride flag

they could just copy this entire list for next season

Katya said she wishes she was Bi. Me too hun, me too.

Being bi (or pan, YOWZA)… I’m p sure I’d have a baby. All the convo about the 🐱 and I participate in careless behaviors.

The Conquest of Katya, if it were a book of all the people she got with I'd read it.

Katya CONFIRMING I'm bisexual as hell. 😂 A glamorous woman who is also a tattoo covered bald man???? Dream date!! 🥵

"Straight people love The Office" - Trixie Mattel

not without a phone number...☺

lets have that conversation

She keeps getting prettier and prettier!! I thought she had completely perfected her hair and mug but then she just keeps goin!! Trixie too ❤

Hi, is this the "Katya looks stunning, let's talk about it" Convention?

sameeeee

Samee

same 😭😭

Lol she had to be gay to keep her power in check

Literally! When she said that shit, all I was thinking was goddd me too Katya! I crush so hard for her 😂😂😍

for fuckin real.

Yes!!! Katya is aging in reverse, first of all. But she is serving that hot, rich bitch we all wanna be and know and obsess over. So fucking talented!!!

COMEDIC GENIUS 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

right omg 😭

Same 😂

Same lmao i think its because its such a random day of the week

You just worded my thought’s perfectly 😂

Straight pride month when? 🤣

Same and when she laughed and the voice cracked I lost my shit and started laughing because I think it was her which is crazy she can go that low because I could’ve sworn it was edited until she laughed

It’s edited the editors are just really good I think

Their mics are separated guys :') Of course it's edited that sounded demonic :D

It's edited, they have separate mics so they prob just deepened whatever voice Katya was doing anyways

I need the actual answer though

Thank you for your support. We stan an ally. ❤

STOPPP

Welcome :D

i hope things get....tolerable and at peace. That's all. Heyyy

that's how they were for me too when I first found them. it's like they made life a little bit brighter and gave me something to look forward to. I hope things get better/easier for you. wishing you well 💓

SAME I started watching them last week, their podcast is so great if you haven't watched it yet.

welcome, enjoy the old ones are better than you think

YES. Her Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova is showing, and it's sublime.

she put her entire zamolodchikovussy into this one

Amen to that, sister!

You should get help because they don't do it to help you. (They also don't like trauma dumping, according to them.) They could call it quits whenever they want, and you'll still be in the same situation. Best of luck.

​@@ornilosYikes. I'd say take your own "advice". But let's be real - that wasn't advice, you're just being mean Mary. Nobody's trauma dumping here. They were just expressing how happy content from these stunning biological women makes them. Now back to the Trixie and Katya show. 🌈

Don't be rude! What a meanie