My favourite suit fitting and measurement videos on RU-vid. Lots of unintentional ASMR here. Noisy and unpleasant parts were cut out. Audio remastered as usual.
Those last suit fitters went 100x more in detail and planning with a single suit than I did buying my house, my car and planning all my vacations in my life combined
ATTENTION: Do NOT use the line at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="5">0:05</a> as a pickup line at your local bar, it NEVER goes down well with the ladies! Referring to them as «sir» seems to really piss them off as well..
I’ve watched a lot of suit fitting videos and I must say at the <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="375">6:15</a> mark has to be the first time I’ve seen someone actually take a watch size into account.
It occurs to me that tailors would make excellent pickpockets. They have a reason to get into your personal space so you’re not suspicious - and a full 360 access to boot. And they make fast adjustments seemingly at random that divert your attention; perfect for a lift. They’ll give ya a navy suit for war, but they’ll also steal ya watch and phone right out of your jeans.
I don’t think many tailors are scrounging for bills though to be fair, suit fitting and tailoring is a very high class profession, but pickpockets could still be possible ahahgahahgagggagagaggahhhahaggahhahgaggagagagahhagagahhagaghahahagagahha
And they’ll sell them back to you as contraband from your requisition officer buddy - which you’ll proceed to lose again gambling for cigarettes with your crew mates on your way to liberate Europe. It’s a viscous cycle. But it all starts with a proper fitting.
The tailor at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="544">9:04</a> is getting in some Alexander technique movements. Let the neck be free and have a wonderful response
I’m not sure which part makes me feel weirder: the look exchanged at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="644">10:44</a> or the pinned trouser shot at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="655">10:55</a>
I’ve watched a lot of videos on his channel and it just makes me laugh. He probably has $200,000 worth of suits at this point. He kisses the butts of all the bespoke suit guys like they created the polio vaccine, as if making suits is the most important profession on this planet. And at the end of the day, he still never looks good, just because he’s cursed with that face and that body 😅
I didn’t mean for my comment to come off mean spirited! Don’t get me wrong I like Kirby and find his videos extremely relaxing (I watch them to sleep, actually). He may me a dandy boy but he’s OUR dandy boy!
The man could definitely do with a few pushups every now and then to try and balance out that frame a bit. But I like a lot of his content, quite relaxing. And he introduced us to the lovely Suyamba, so he gets a pass for that. :)
Thank the Lord that someone established this new upload. TM Lewin have removed the original. I have emailed them but are yet to establish the reasons behind their decision.
I am irrationally irritated by the way Kirby stands - it's like puppet feet (one foot forward one foot slightly inturned) just generally seems to have poor form... which is incredibly ironic.
this is the best kind of ASMR, the unintentional kind, because lets face it, the ASMR whispering is just creepy. the whispering in those ASMR vids has the exact opposite effect.
I kind of hope one day the model from the first video posts a response to all the "navy suit for war" memes and chastises everyone for making fun of his accent and driving the joke into the ground.
The third fitting doesn't use the first fittings rule of thumb, related to the end of the thumb matching the lower edge of the jacket. I guess the third gent has longer arms.
Now, if that shirt was fitted correctly, both the soldier and the tailor are supposed to get red in the face, but i think only the tailor got red in the face this time.
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