Unlimited Money Is Broken Galactic Civilizations 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game with no exploits? 

We have paid your ransom all powerful editor

RU-vid (YT) was made by Yorkshire Tea (YT) to sell more Spiffing Brit videos Change my mind he isn‘t sponsored, because they already pay him for making videos

Lets get The Spiffing Brit knighted so we can call him Sir Spiffing Brit.

Here I sit, so dejected My request has been rejected "Please, sir Spiff", I implored For my game to be explored But not a whisper of reply From the Brit, or just a fly Dungeon Keeper is the name Of the lovely golden game Is it balanced? Is it not? Are there exploits to be sought? Please, dear friends, with likes galore This comment will not be ignored And thus I take my leave of thee May you never run out of tea

Developers to Spiffing: *Will you stop exploiting our games FOR 5 MINUTES.*

Do it. Make a third video about how perfecly balanced "galactic civilization" 3 is. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

could you do game dev tycoon sometime in the future? i'd love to see you destroy the gaming industry

Damn you brit, you made me buy a pack of yorkshire tea, I wasn't powerful enough to refuse your constant sugestions

you can pretty much break the science in gal civ 3 without expoiting a glitch in the game by taking ancient as one of your starting traits, this unlocks a nifty tech tree that makes your ships do all sorts of lovely things like cost no maintenance and repair themselves on their own without the need to install any mods onto them. but the thing that ancient does to break the science balance is for every relic of any type that you connect to a starbase you get +10% science to all your worlds, science relics give +10% for the relic itself and additional 10% for the ancient trait + ascention crystals add +1 raw science production, which is then boosted by all your % increases And just to make it extra spicy, every single upgrade to the relic point collection on your starbases adds another 10% science, or 1+ raw science from ascension cystals. In my current game ive got 0 research buildings but every single one of my planets is giving me over 100 science, im not up to the final age yet, but for the most expensive stuff i am able to research it takes 3 turns, everything else only takes 1 turn :D + in addition to the redicoulose science ive also got all them % boosts that naturally come with relics, ive got something like 100% to moral, 30% production, 60% economy 40% to influcence and from all the science from all the differant things something like +22 raw science and + 300% science for every world in addition to what the worlds naturally produce on their own. Also Thanks to the massive moral boost im also taxing my population at 90% and they are still all 100% happy except for 3 worlds that have yet to build their entertainment buildings. This money is being poured into starbase defenses so i never lose my juicy bonuses, whilst im mass producing a royal navy that is centuries ahead of everyone else and will go forth and colonise the alien civilizations in order to force them to buy tea from me :D

Research takes less turns than it writes because you have overflow research left from research before :)

As a proud citizen of Grimsby I can confirm we are all Smugglers.

wtf is this title

Surely, it is in the interests of all of us to see you produce a New GALACTIC EMPIRE!

I know this is late but every time Queenie and Phil pop up I am reminded of the 6th Dune book with the old British couple as a pair of omniscient beings on the level of a god. They were some kind of mysterious new entity in the universe and a super massive yet looming threat. But all they were ever depicted as were an old British farming couple. Man that series got weird.

"7000 years away" Time as a distance, my brain just got noodled xD

Glad to see that our patreon money bought enough tea bags to secure your freedom Papa Spiff

"Grimsby is generating a good amount of money" things you wont hear anywhere else

Can we all appreciate how the Spiff can actually use all the images of the Queen he wants without being stroke down by DMCA in a post-article XIII Europe?

Im new to this communiTEA, just wanna say how good you making this videos, keep it up, so intresting and fun to watch it, of course with TEA.

With how much spiff mentions yorkshire tea its like he has stocks in yorkshire tea. Does this glitch still work?

Fooking good video mate!

I accidentally ordered 3.2 kilograms of Yorkshire tea at the end of my turn. Is that a new exploit?

Xcom: Enemy Within, Long War is a perfectly balanced game with zero exploits

Spiff, my guy. I need you sent me some more tea bag, a new union jack flag( mine broke. saluted too hard), and the mailing service lost the picture of the Queen that you sent me. i think she going to want to have a chat with them. lol great 2 parter.

I'm suprised yorkshire tea actually hasn't sponsered you yet.

Spiff, how could you? While you're being destroyed, you've completely drained the queen of her power from reversing time so much. She's on a IV drip of Yorkshire Tea Gold just to keep her alive. Unbelievable.

Holy crap the editor voice is ear bleeding. I'll give u tea if u never record audio EVER AGAIN

11:55 'Snuggler Colony' Oh, Galciv 3...

Have to see the end, even if it's a longer term series that takes weeks to finish, very good stuff

l special ordered 80 bags of Yorkshire Tea to drink along with your videos. It really is good. Now I'm fully immersed.

Expanding this exploit.... :D When the game slows enough you can build Multiple TYPES of rings on a starbase, so that it can be ALL 3 types of starbase and build Any module that you have researched. This includes the Speed boosts to your ships & penalties to everyone else's ships, and range extension to extend the range of All starbase's effects... 😲 WEAKNESS to the Exploit: you can only build a Maximum of 255 modules on a starbase. A reasonable limit given there are less than 100 modules to build & you can only build ONE of EACH. 😜

Speffen bret

The Title is very contradictory. It seems someones been sniffing too many teabags

60% base tax rate…that’s almost as high as the real Britain….

The trading sustem might not be that unrealistic. That was First Contact between an advanced species and another which they think is not as advanced. How "fair" were the first trades between Europeans and the native populatiobs of the Americas? "Give us all of your resources for perpetuity and we'll give you these shiny beads."

Stat man must return a reconing cannot be postponed indefinitely the count must raise blood must flow the laughter of cruel god's must echo through the cosmos he must return we count the days

Fuck man. It is very hard to make this cheese way to work. HOW THE FUCK YOU DO IT!!!????

What kind of tea the guy of the begging of the video did just drink???

Who even dislikes these videos? They're perfectly balanced 😂😂😂

I love these videos... and I want to see the rest of the galaxy taken over by the power of the Queen & of course the divine power of tea. Please make more episodes of Galatic Civilizations!

Landing colonies on Australius, and you're changing the name? Is there a more perfect present name for a British colony? Lol

Hi

@thespiffingbrit Do you have to move your voice around often in videos to go along with whatever’s happening?

And the saga of the crappy microphone continues... Spiff, dont downgrade your lovely voice! I cant handle it!

Love coffee..... i mean tea of course.... you are the best spiff. Long live the queen

You gave that man 1000 extra tea bags not my kink but you do you.

In true English fashion, Spiff shoves the hard work onto the Irish until they finally snap (just a joke okay)

Hey Spiff great vids, but what is it with the strange audio quality in your latest video? It sounds like it's coming from kind of bag or something.

11:36 hits close to home, oof

The Brit has an Irish doing the hard work. Status quo as it should be.

the video had a really confusing start. i have no idea what’s going on

I'm deeply involved and need a conclusion! How cheesed can this get?

14 Starbases? Not interesting. 42? Now that's interesting...

Oh yes, I made planet flip to my side without knowing it. And I do it without cheesing the game.

Ahh a new spiff video. Even though here in Brazil we don't have Yorkshire tea, I can still enjoy this awesome voice while taking a bath. A nice warm bath. Humm perfection.

I mean those bombers were powered by Stella, and Stella is fighting Lager

Hey Spiff, i uselly watch your videos at night and you just spitt in my eyes every 20seconds with those white background stockphotos much luv anyways ♥

Hey Spiff! Great idea for you next vid! its called "GTA Online: A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits" Step 1: Buy an Oppressor MK II from warstock Step 2: Thats it. You are now OP and can now grieve every other player!

First 4 mins is an ASMR bug scheming.. please more of Gal Civ. 😁

The timing is nigh impossible when you have encountered a lot of other players...

11:34 was the moment I spat my tea out laughing. Ffs

All that research *JUST* for Yorkshire Tea Cubes™ ?! Now if that isn't absolutely Spiffing, i don't know what is. :D

You must keep making another video until you conquer the entire universe in Galactic Civilizations 3! For the queen and also the tea!

jesus i came here for the spiffing britt asmr and then the editors voice explodes in my headphones and i struggle to turn the volume off. Big jumpscare

What's the spiffing Brits favorite fictional microscopic thing? The T-virus.

The Sims 4 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits: Cloning Machine (yes, it can clone tea)

I am owning GalCiv 3 probably longer than anyone else because I backed it only a few hours after its development was announced and became available for backing (this also means I've been receiving every DLC for free since then) but I must admit it that I really haven't encountered these exploits despite the game being plagued with some weird bugs. I know GalCiv2 had tons of exploits and they were somewhat part of the mechanic, or so it felt, actually expected from you to use them in order to be able to compete on Metaverse.

Fighting the AI sucks even when you cheat.

My game had some minor lag when I tried this duplicating technique and I ended up with 256 star base upgrades instead of ~20. Jokes on you now I'm making -234 gold per turn. Apparently *256 is the code limit* as I can't build any more. But game gets hilarious when you sit at +6400% culture from single starbase, +5000% gold and can construct huge ship in one turn.

Plop

It doesn't violate pacifism if it's in *self defense*

Don’t worry about your Tea Bags, I have just gotten word that the queen will be sending you 300 free Tea Bags for you’re service

taking less than 2 turns is a well documented and intentional feature of the game you are not playing (:

Spiff: *Horrendously breaks game into weeping mess of code on the floor, the tears of which he steeps his Yorkshire Tea Gold for afternoon tea.* Also Spiff: I don't know what's going on, nothing makes any sense!?

Yorkshire Tea: Subscribers of Spiff: Give this man a sponsorship.

From the creators of Yorkshire tea... Yorkshire pudding.

Spiffing Brit please do a Endless Legend or an Endless Space 2 video. I would love to see you break one of these perfectly balanced games

Ahhh penis

Yorkshire Tea? Personally I favour PG Tips.

Love your vids Spiff

Please continue this!

Idk if editor is a good guy or bad guy for wanting all that tea and hoarding it. Cuz tbh if it was me then I'll probably use his (shady) methods to get them

Did you enjoy your Chia Tea!?

I bet the queen watches your videos.

Spiff: Exists Basic Economics: Am I a joke to you?

Why is it I'm always napping after a warm cup of tea and then I wake up and get to drink more tea whilst watching a Brit who is also drinking tea whilst telling me to drink tea. I love this channel lmao

You drank too much skooma.

100 statman wouldn’t have paid the ransom

You should play rebel galaxy

I need moooooore of this particular savegame, Spiff!

Why not use an autoclicker instead and break it even more

One epic teabagging later the British spiffing empire continues to fulfil it's destiny of ruling the galaxy with extreme taxation. SUCK IT BOSTEN!!!! FOR WE HAVE MORE TEA!!!

Ever wanted to play as a end game crisis. Now with these exploits you can.

Maybe make this a let's play?

your editor sounds like a really badass dwarf

This game looks fun.

TeA

I need more of this game

I can't think of any obvious reasons why I pulled the trigger, but, thanks to Amazon, I now have several months worth of Yorkshire Tea and Yorkshire Tea Gold. I doubt you guys would understand, but this tea is the best. F for energy drinks.

Ah shit here we go again..