Upgrading Him To Hit Speeds No Creature Ever Should 

DF's upload schedule is like playing the lottery, you never actually know when its going to happen but you're very excited when it does.

Fun fact: if you hit the opponents when they do their “taunt” you get a crit. For Harry bow-tie it’s when he’s screaming, for bernerds it’s when he points at you and for the beat see bunny it’s when he’s in the air. And so on and so forth with future bosses.

Life cycle of a DF: Max out big numbers Farm Launch random mammals into space Murder entire civilizations Evolve into the ultimate life ending creature Retire and become a fishing cat Reincarnate and redo.

more and more slowly the thumbnails become mobile madness

Ad:we need gamer dna, upgrade humanity through gaming. Him: let's kill some gummy bears.

Df trust me if you get yourself in the clouds you get to dish out all the extra pain

He's been playing the games from my middle school years. Learn to Fly and Burrito Bison. Now all he needs is to play Haunt the House.

The way he miss uses the powers hurts my soul XD

Who's gonna tell him he's not actually getting the chest with that key

I used to play this game back then on my mobile as a kid and it lowkey made me happy DF is playing it rightnow

Although the Stardew Valley era is a distant memory, you still have that chaos only the Pam can withstand. Thanks DF.

Perfect timing bro your voice is so soothing that I go to sleep and then I wake to “This sentence is grammatically correct,” love the vids man!!

Its always a good day when DF starts killing more things

I can certainly tell this is a game you love already. MURDER.

Your videos make me happy and make me use time, especially during these hard times. Thank you DF

Key wizard description: "tap three times" DF: _That won't stop me because I can't read!_

This guy is growing so fast oml

When you don't use your slam I die inside. I played this game for nearly a year and it hurts to watch someone play it with out knowing all the mechanics. I need to watch you play more so you get better!

Dude I REALLY enjoyed watching this a ton for some reason. This was a 20 min video that honestly seemed like it was 5 minute cause I was enjoying it so much.

Holy hell. This game was the only thing that helped keep me sane in 11th grade English class where my teacher gave us nothing but busy work EVERY class. This takes me back!

“I really like a game where the more you kill, the more successful you’ll be” -DF *doom eternal music plays*

EazySpeezy: I'm gonna speed run this game. DF: I'm gonna break it.

Dayum I used to watch these videos a few years ago and recently checked out the channel again and apparently my man is killing it with the views. Nice to see always thought it was a little dangerous how funny he is.

This game brings back so many memories.. I remember discovering it in 2009 when I was driving over the road in northern california.

I can't miss a dangerously funny video of this channel man.😂 Edit: Please do more vids about Legends of idleon :)

Oh boiiii my body is ready for DF asmr

this was hilariously mind-numbing and I love it pls do more.

Nobody would expect a video about this game, but this is why I subscribed.

DF is talking about how fast he is but he's not talking about how fast the gummy bears are.

If Df likes these, he should play the OG Kitten Cannon, or my favorite Toss the Turtle

Some tips for this one: if you hit them while they're posing (beaster bunny in the air or green gummy while he's shouting) you get a guaranteed crit. You need to keep tapping to fly the key into the chest for gumdalf. When you land on the prickly pear gummy tap as fast as you can (you'll understand why once you do). Use green lady (the character) to latch onto power ups since she auto finds the nearest good one with her slam. I can't remember but I think you can use your leftover slams in the cake wall.

YES, THANK YOU for playing this! I loved this game. Maybe do Toss The Turtle next?

DF's pretty dedicated jumping from game to game for our enjoyment. love the vids!

Him not buying the extra slams when he had the money to drove me mad

i love this guys voice, its very calming, i needed this

I never realized how much of a perfect match this is

“I only killed one of them” DF 2021

I remember this game from way back when I was a kid, I hope DF plays the sequel

I remember I use to always play this games instead of doing my school work, I miss those days

Yoooo! Love the vids DF keep up the good work and take a break if you ever need one

I miss the times where he uploaded his pc specs in the description

I love it when he plays my childhood games

Oooh i loved playing this game! I hope you finish it!

This guy is literally my favourite RU-vidr because he is very funny and does really funny edits and just uploads daily and the craziest thing is he hasn’t been a youtuber for even merely 1 year

Df has to upload more of the "cat goes fishing"

This man knows the games to play

Wow. The new cat cannon game is really looking great!

Cool video I love this game thanks for playing it !

The naruto music killed me

It's the voice seems so innocent and the dark personalty for me

I LOVED this game so much. I used to not pay attention in class and hop right onto cool math games and play it

You’re very addicting. Idk if it’s the voice or videos, but love it regardless

Every time I watch this guy I feel like I’m gonna hear hey guys it josh at the beginning of the video

It's a treat seeing DF playing games from the time of old. Only smiles here people, only smiles.

18:12 bro the music in the background tho 😂👌

I can't believe this game is a mobile game now, I remember when we used to play this on the school computers whenever we were allowed to have a break. Or we would sneak it on the library computers, and you'd have one person watching out for the librarian

Only thing on DF's mind is money and murder

The fact that he never tapped to get the treasure chests, and didn't upgrade his boss fights made me sooooo mad.

Great vid DF keep it up!

Ty for reminding me about this game

_"How many random games do you wanna play?"_ DF; _"A B S O L U T E L Y Y E S !"_

He thought he was getting his total amount of money every time lol

Looking forward to the next episode of this one. Nostalgia from my own playthrough

There are multiple characters which hold different abilities and it’s hard to tell but Burrito Bison’s ability is that he looses less speed when hitting the GROUND (Ground and not the gummies). Tip:You do more damage to bosses when you hit them RIGHT AFTER their animation plays.

He’s going about as fast as me clicking the like button

I love how after this entire video he still doesn't know how to do a critical hit

Hit the gummy bears bosses when they do their special moves

The only thing I look forward to lately are your videos and that says something about myself

I'm simple I see a DF vid every day I click

I like how df’s thumbnails are reaching mobile ad levels of visuals.

I really can't figure out why I like watching your videos so much.

I'm glad you played this game! It's my favorite! Cant wait to see how you break it.

Df been playing more flash games than gradeschool me on summer break.

Watching DF misunderstand the key and chest dynamic because he cant read is a mood, lol Hit it three times, not one bud. Good luck! Maybe some day you'll get it haha

Wow, I haven't played that game in a while. Brings back so many memories!

God this is such a good game, to help with the gummy slaughter there’s a specific animation or freeze your opponents will do. When you do you will do a Crit (the Tacorazzi guarantee that to happen, plus you will know on when the right time to hit them too.) and once you defeat tha opponent you get a decent chunk of change a little extra speed. Also if you wanna try something similar, may I recommend on playing Super Toss the Turtle since you send a turtle flying, shoot him to go further and get cash for how far you go.

Day two of asking for a df and blitz collab pls

Notifications have failed me many times...But one day, I will be first.

Why do I love watchin this guy

if you wanna continue playing this game, here's some tips 1. Crits aren't random, their activation is based on the pose the enemy has when you hit them 2. Bison can fall from great height to basically slam, while others can't 3. Pineapple hooks onto special gummies below you so you won't miss them 4. Chicken guy floats a little bit if you hold the click and slams when you release it 5. Special character has all the other launchador's traits

Idk why but his voice is so soothing like idk why but it is to me. Can anyone relate?😅

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Glad to see a childhood game brought up again

I used to love tis game. great game, great channel, keep up the good work! :)

dude, I love this game it gets really fun the farther you get into the game.

DF is that one content creator with the most neutral content that I genuinely enjoy watching.

Eeeeeee!! He did the thing and played the game!!! You rock sir!

You won’t believe it. I downloaded *this very game* yesterday and today DF puts out a video... Amazing.

I have been waiting for you to play this!

ur channel is growingg soo fast congrats!

Thank you for playing this game. Now I find a game on thw phone that does not spam ads every second and is not a dang clicker

Just as a heads up the luchador has a slam attack but the scranny wrestler has a grabber to what is right under you it can be used to combo special things like punchers and rockets and stuff and another tip is to not have slams left if possible because you can get power ups while using them you also get more distance meaning more money

Him not using the slams was causing physical pain

Burrito Bison, my Flash childhood. Never was able to play this one though.

Dude this is like that one kid trying to make the best papper airpland

1:54 love that u added that sound effect.

I remember when we'd play this in shop class. Good times

He, DF. A little tip: you can use your rocket boosts in the wall to get farther and eat more cake!

Additional hints: pineapple spank grapples the best gummy she sees, but only if it's underneath her; everything explodes if you manage to use it correctly, like three punches in the ground, the golden barrel, etc; el pollo will rise a little if you hold the button, burrito bison will do a rocket-like effect if you go high, but anyone can do so from the sky; wanna bears give you a rocket each; the taco keeps opponents taunting, the chili explodes to try and save you, and the bottle gives 3 extra rockets; that should be just about everything you need to know .

Oh no, df, you're playing a game that has no end