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Urinal Etiquette

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How well do you know your Urinal Etiquette? Whether you're a novice urinator or seasoned expert, this video will help you handle the most complex and confusing bathroom situations.
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Starring Todd Wilkerson (toddwilkersononline.com), Ryan O'Quinn (ryanoquinn.com) & Matt Reithmayr (filmsurgeon.com).
Directed by Ian Robertson
"I'm Daddy and I Know It" tune by Chad Reisser

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@TeamNicks 8 лет назад

Technically if there are three urinals in which both ends are occupied the middle is not used. Instead the third person will need to use the stalls. If all stalls are occupied then it is okay to use the middle urinal.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Nick Sayavong We'll say, for purposes of this video, the stalls were full. Thanks for keeping us in check, Nick!

@karansinhyadav 5 лет назад

100% bruh

@James-ni2lx 4 года назад

Says who

@johnnyrockett978 3 года назад

I concur.

@blessedkarl5764 3 года назад

correct

@hollyturner8275 5 месяцев назад

We actually use this to teach people with developmental disabilities 'the rules'. Very funny and very helpful video!! Thanks.

@Corbrwl 8 лет назад

haha. Another key one is if there is someone next to you and you finish first, you turn away from him to leave not towards him!

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Corbrwl What do you do if you end up between 2 people? Which way do you turn?

@Corbrwl 8 лет назад

Haha, in that case just back out slowly facing forward, haha.

@dankjankings7339 3 года назад

On point

@speedyspeedboi762 8 лет назад

Man you guys got lucky where I live people steal urinals.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Camera Bird Hahaha. We'll have to put that in the next video.

@piggynatorcool668 2 года назад

Devious lick five years early huh

@loomgoon5145 2 года назад

@@piggynatorcool668 LOOOL

@ladiessteveo 8 лет назад

I almost commented about the little kids pants to the floor but you snuck it in the end.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+ladiessteveo Ha! That was our surprise ending!

@MaximumPowerRU 3 года назад

I used a urinal once in my life and it went horribly. For ages I only used the toilets then I thought I should probably try to use the urinate like a normal man. I do so and my socially awkward ass stars laughing for no reason. The two dudes to the left of me started looking at me as if I were a nut whom escaped from an asylum. I never used a urinal ever again..

@MsZeitgeist85 8 лет назад

They forgot dumping. In my city we have a lot of Chinese tourists that must not have urinals where they come from and they take a shit in the urinals. That's what they do when they actually make an effort to use the indoor toilet and not the sidewalk.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+MsZeitgeist85 Dumping in a urinal is wrong...I don't care where you're from... :)

@johnnyrockett978 3 года назад

Congratulations dude dads!! I think this might be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

@ADAM76311 8 лет назад

0:50 best two scenes.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+ADAM76311 Thanks, Adam! Glad you have a couple of favorites!

@atlas2758 8 лет назад

+ADAM76311 pretty common btw..

@d4rksh4dow4 8 лет назад

i love the dance in the end

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Jeff The Ripper Thanks, Jeff!

@hcpftw 8 лет назад

leaving together is NOT OK in my oppinion since waiting to wash hands or showing others that i dont wash my hands is not comfortable.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+hcpftw Ew... always wash the hands...

@dogbarbill 6 лет назад

I agree.

@shanish82 8 лет назад

My record is 10 feet 💦💪

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

Most impressive.

@henry12h 4 года назад

Hard?

@dexterrodriguez2012 4 года назад

Wow-

@thenerdoflife4302 3 года назад

My vertical is almost 8 feet.

@KydLives 3 года назад

Mines 7 feet

@EricZierdt 8 лет назад

this is great, need my Co-workers to watch this. however you did make one mistake, the middle stall can only be used if the toilet stall is in use, otherwise etiquette dictates that you should take the toilet stall rather than taking the middle stall

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Eric Zierdt Yep...you're the second person to point that out. Noted. Glad you like it!

@EricZierdt 8 лет назад

+DudeDay must not have gone down far enough.

@philswift52 6 лет назад

Never take the middle stall even if it's the only one 3 urinals means 2 men is critical mass and wait or go to a stall preferably

@hasanzhang 8 лет назад

This video made me want to piss.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Hasan Zhang Hahaha. Sorry about that.

@richardvrolijk9503 8 лет назад

Very funny! Especially the "dancing" part. Was not expecting all 3 of you to start moving.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+richard Vrolijk Haha! That was a lot of fun to shoot. Thanks, Richard!

@richardvrolijk9503 8 лет назад

+DudeDay As always, keep the videos coming. I enjoy your work.

@MCubicle 8 лет назад

You guys are en fuego! How the heck do you not have a million subs?

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+MCubicle Ahhhh... we love you, MC! Thanks for being such a die-hard fan!

@m7md_m7md 4 года назад

That's the funniest thing I have ever seen before. LOL

@BipsAhoyBocolateBipBookies 2 года назад

Urinal system: If a person is in the 1st you go to 3rd if 5 urinals you either go 1 or 5 and possibly even 3 but remember, no talking that makes it awkward if you see dividers the rules change a bit and space can be a little closer and some talking if necessary Thanks for coming to my urinal talk

@TheTerikr 8 лет назад

OMG BEST YET!!!!! More! More! More!!!!!

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Teri Reisser Thanks, Teri! Glad you like it! More on the way!

@AtmosphericColor 8 лет назад

what's wrong with all 3 of them dancing at the urinal?

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+AtmosphericColor They just need some better choreography.

@AtmosphericColor 8 лет назад

DudeDay lol not sure what else to do while taking a piss XD

@dogbarbill 6 лет назад

Too gay.

@dogbarbill 6 лет назад

It's called "Mind Your Own Business".

@tracynoneya604 6 лет назад

You mean mind your own piss-ness

@jabrettell 8 лет назад

What about sharing a urinal?

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+J. Brettell As long as you don't cross the streams.

@thegoldennuggetyt 6 лет назад

James Brettell NOOOOOOO

@i69420 4 месяца назад

@@DudeDaymy dad and I used to cross streams when I was a kid

@dd-11 6 месяцев назад

I laughed so hard I almost forgot to breathe 😅

@ahmadxxx2622 6 лет назад

Why not middle one ???

@troyphillips8607 5 лет назад

Only use the middle one if that's the only one left to use

@kryo4192 Год назад

It’s never okay to use the middle one unless no one else is in there if the side ones are being used then use a stall if the stalls are Also full then you wait

@jimlawton4184 6 лет назад

Lmao, the last one is a prank that Paul Rudd used to play XD

@wolfgangamadeusmozart8177 5 лет назад

0:54 wtf who makes balloon animals while pissing?

@ajs1584 Год назад

You forgot to say no to using the urinal to take a dump.

@jameshiawo2771 4 года назад

That wall slam I felt that.

@brunovansompel 8 лет назад

Leuke humor met zin voor realiteit!!!

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Bruno Van Sompel Hartelijk bedankt!

@blockay9096 6 лет назад

I am laughing so hard oh my god. I’ve been next to all ppl like that lmaooooo

@dexterrodriguez2012 4 года назад

I’m the shy guy okay I would only use the urinal if their is nobody their and if it has dividers other wise I’ll use a stall

@AhsokaTanoTheWhite 8 лет назад

I read somewhere that the reason Sean Connery stopped being James Bond is because he was in a public toilet and someone asked him for his autograph... So I imagine this should be in the video...

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Amy Payne Deal. You get us Sean Connery... we'll put him in the video. :)

@AhsokaTanoTheWhite 8 лет назад

DudeDay No deal! If I get Sean Connery, I'm not sharing him...

@PiaJuanGarza 5 лет назад

Balloon twisting in the urinal lol

@thomasmantville3428 3 года назад

Hey you can’t use the middle when the end 2 are occupied

@OhKnow379 2 года назад

What about the person who craps in the urinal?

@circleofsylvan5906 8 лет назад

Just all the yes!

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Kyle Brennan Glad you like it, Kyle!

@MrTom2058 8 лет назад

You guys are really funny! More, more more!

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+MrTom2058 Thanks, MrTom! More on the way!

@SailorGreenTea 8 месяцев назад

Interesting

@miguelguerra5820 8 лет назад

Very nice informativo vídeo of urinal ettiquete but i think it will be very asome if you did the same urinal ettiquete it will be very asome if you did a urinal ettiquete with girls using the urinal like a men i think that will be very asome hope you could do the sketch

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Miguel Guerra Glad you like the video, Miguel. Will let you know if we decide to shoot the female version.

@miguelguerra5820 8 лет назад

Hey dude day thanks for the anwer i hope you could do the urinal ettiquete female versión of females using the urinal like men it will. Be very asome if you could do the sketch sorry if iam bothering

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Miguel Guerra Thanks for the comment! It's no bother at all. It's a little harder for us to do a sketch from the ladies' point of view... but we'll take it into consideration. Thanks for watching!! :)

@rsesters 8 лет назад

Don't you dare stand there and tell me you have never seen how far you can get from it.... well maybe not with people next to you but the distance pee is a great way to pass the time.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+kiruopaz We're not saying we've never done it... we're just saying it ain't right. :)

@dogbarbill 6 лет назад

Only time(s) I've ever done that was in during high school years after drinking beer at the drive in movie.

@KingAdrock420 8 лет назад

You ended the video too soon. The guy drops his pants and the response is: NOOOOO. But then you should have showed him turning around and squatting over the urinal. *"IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"*

@DudeDay 7 лет назад

+KingAdrock420 If that's what your running in to, you should probably frequent other bathrooms. :)

@KingAdrock420 7 лет назад

LOL, no I've never seen that in person. I'm just saying that of the worst conceivable things one can do at a urinal, dropping a duce in it (with an audience no less) would surely be the top of the list.

@CharlieBitMyFinger-bang 8 лет назад

- The chicken leg... -

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Dangoomcl That's one of my favorites.

@dogbarbill 6 лет назад

I've never seen ANYONE eating at the urinal.

@sexykitten0814 5 лет назад

That was just GROSS! Who eats in a public restroom? Nasty!🤢

@GrnXnham 4 года назад

What about two guys sharing the same urinal? Is that one okay?

@kuhnhan 2 года назад

Yeah, in prison.

@Jack209 4 года назад

What about sharing a urinal or shitting in a urinal? What about switching in the middle of peeing? There's like endless rules to urinal etiqutte, but no one learns them because they come naturally.

@Jack209 4 года назад

0:50 well that isn't really something you can help.

@Allyder 8 лет назад

hm... but what about whistle while wee?

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Lingschi Hahaha... another good one.

@Critique808 2 года назад

You forgot that you're not supposed to peek. I had other guys peeking at my pecker when I am peeing.

@EXGAaron 4 года назад

This video made me need to pee

@mrscripter6393 2 года назад

Dam, only 2 urinals

@atlas2758 8 лет назад

2:08 that's what I do when I'm drunk..

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Atlas Pretty typical for drunk dudes. :)

@MyMusicMeal 7 лет назад

also: don't lay a turd in the urinal and even if you do: DON'T flush!

@frckavi698 10 месяцев назад

me and my friend share one urinal

@KCProcter 7 лет назад

Bwhahaha!! This is pure genius.

@DudeDay 7 лет назад

+K.C. Procter Thanks KC!!

@Spay7720 8 лет назад

the Name of the background Song wann this

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Spay7720 The main tune, Bossa Nova Dreams, is found on audio jungle.com. The piece at the end was written for this video by Chad Reisser. It's called I'm Daddy and I Know It.

@joshuabernardo121 8 лет назад

Tune was catchy. Did you make them?

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Joshua Bernardo The main tune was Bossa Nova Dreams, by HD-Studio. You can find it here: audiojungle.net/item/bossa-nova-dreams/12165003 The dance track was written by our good buddy Chad Reisser.

@joshuabernardo121 8 лет назад

+DudeDay The dance track is catchy. Is there anyway I can listen to the full song? :) Also, middle dude (the very last YES before the NOOOO) when they were about to finish taking a pee looks like he was about to cry. I dunno but it made me laugh. :D

@Gorgonzolanudeln 8 лет назад

Does anybody know the name of the song at 1:25 please?

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Gorgonzolanudeln That song was written for this piece. It's titled "I'm Daddy and I Know It."

@robertdubs9466 2 года назад

0:17-0:22, Y R U Geh?

@253emiliano 8 лет назад

I disagree with the no farting. It's a bathroom! If I'm on a date and I've eaten too much hummus, I'm going to make a trip to the loo to drain & deflate. The bathroom is my sanctuary! If I was college student the bathroom would be my safe space.

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Emiliano Hernandez We'll give you that one. As a friend of ours put it: "If we can't fart at the urinal then the terrorists have won." :)

@treyvonishere4375 3 года назад

I shat in a urinal once

@kuhnhan 2 года назад

How proud you must be.

@diango73 8 лет назад

it´s a trap!

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+diango73 hahaha

@Kamelhaj 6 лет назад

Hilarious!

@vesper2005 5 лет назад

This makes me glad to be a girl lmao

@geraldcoker1677 8 месяцев назад

F**k that...i go str8 to the stall

@eduardojungbluth4344 8 лет назад

Hilarious...

@DudeDay 8 лет назад

+Eduardo Jungbluth Thanks, Eduardo! Glad you think so...

@eduardojungbluth4344 8 лет назад

Hi Dude. Thanks for your answer.

@Orc-icide 8 лет назад

WHY CAN'T YOU FART?! THE WHOLE POINT OF THE BATHROOM IS TO GET THE WASTES OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM *FARTING IS LIKE SHITTING AND PEEING* PEE = LIQUID WASTE, SHIT = SOLID WASTE, FART = GASEOUS WASTE.

@rebeccataylor6451 5 лет назад

When I am at school I let all the boys skip me then I say got to go Wicked dump then I say Michael Ashton you didn't use the bathroom right come then we all dance at the urinal while we pee but of course we all step in pee cuz people miss the hole