Useless Box with Surprises 

Basically

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They behave like that box?

@@glaglo obviously they do

@@glaglo No they chant Lambda song

Everybody gangsta till the box gangsta

VIBE CHECK

Everybody gangsta before they realise you forgot to say G A N G S T A R

That’s what I was expecting when going into this video

Ive seen that template

Well my ex,is still out there…Somewheres

There's a movie you should watch called WALL-E.

@@ryanbauer3680 yeah

TRUE. This is something WALL•E would enjoy greatly

Robot characters in video games be like:

дааДамм днях два❤

Why does my brain automatically pronounce it just like the not-a-rapper guy whenever i see "SIKE"

THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!!!!!

"Useless" box commits war crimes

it’s PSYCH you illiterate fucks, ‘sike’ is not a word

@@MikehMike01 i don't wanna hear that from a 12 y/o guy who upvotes his own comment

Howitzer.

The person: HOLY SHIT!!!!!😵

"Peace was never an option"

Linda H. Recording!

everyone gangsta till the box pulls out a glock

Autobox... _ROLL OUT_

And then it appeared to be a decepticon 😅😄

And punch your nuts like you push the lever..

Maybe is laserbeak XD

Am I the only one that thought the thingy turning the switch off looked like an eye?

... *how*

0 / \

Relatable

I- 999 likes congratulations!

@@izukubroccoli3085its now 1.2K likes

Yea

Top 10 questions sience can't explain Number 1:

The system wont operate. He wont come out to switch it off. The mechanism wont start. Even if you do it in split second, it will do the same thing.

It will turn itself back on so it can never be stopped

Ah so you want to know thy forbidden knowledge eh? Rest by this bonfire friend, and I shall tell thee all about this dark sorcery known as *CODING*

@@DEVINE.IMAGE. Dude u made me think that you typed this comment 34 years ago even before the internet exist

Okay.

but it's you that's useless

yes it can entertain

Chapati hindustani gamer

Well the original useless machine is entertaining

Ikr

I can’t stop pls help 🤣

😂

I'm wheezing

My logo O-o

Okay, dis is underrated.

Hitman be like ok

@@realunknown26 if you're not committing twelve war crimes a minute in any of the hitman games then you aren't playing them right

@@cactus_juice3217 yes ahahha

Didn’t know we were at war with tiny wooden boxes. All my actions in the future will reflect this fact.

@@Indra2007 I'ma get that box once and for all

@Avdhut Sawant me too

But it does talk

Hi

@@smuglife64gaming21 hello

444 likes

Aye captain, lovely day for a sail, ain't it?

@@mohilkarangia Bring me the horizon, then!

@@dudesparrow6605 and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho!

Where has the rum gone!?

Aye, captain ..are you missing barbossa ?

I n c o r e c t.

*"Sorry,but you are wrong"*

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Its entetain us, so its not useless anymore.

Incorrect,real who useless is u

When a comment has 69 likes... Me: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

Michael it wasn't a surrender flag, it was more of saying... don't touch this!👌

It wasn't the surrender flag, it's the French flag!

@@Akira-ss6cm No the French flag has blue and red too

@@enzoyolopixio2049 just search "old flag of france"

Soooooooooooo right, Hunt

This comment is more witty than I'll ever be.

Same tho

Lol, sorry for y'all guyz

Same

Sounds dirty

Salami Slices it’s just your dirty mind

Go left then right Can't touch this OFF

OUT OF CONTEXT BUT OKAY

Giggity

Yeah I think connecting the observers to the rest of the machine would be difficult

I don't think the turning the switch off was difficult with the redstone because you just need an observer facing torwards the switch and redstone leading to pistons that push the switch. But I have no idea how he moved the machine and made it wave a surrender flag... he even added noteblocks for music! WITH THAT AMOUNT OF SPACE! He's a god

Ha ha I can do wait I just thought to *ACTUALLY* do it in minecraft hold on...

@@adriel7865 ohk

@@The_Redstone_Robot 😂🤷

Security cameras don't record high quality footage in purpose. Lq footage takes less space to store, and needs cheaper equipment to produce.

@@Mernom but its 2020.. theres tons of cheap hd cameras.. and for good sake too.. like would you rather see a blurred robber or an actual face of him?

@@haikal4232 oh becuz a bank robber surely forget to bring a face mask with him or never thought of face mask so ppl dont recognize them. So the point of HD camera is just a waste of money. Oh we have the camera with a security so ppl able to track some suspicious activity, not to confirm the identity. Becuz u make a plan to rob a bank, and u never thought of face mask?

@@prumchhangsreng979 not everything is well planned. Even crimes can happen all of a sudden.

@@akhilalexg yeah because someone robs a store without a fucking mask, no one is dumb enough to rob something unprepared especially a bank

Yes.

Well you're the one to know

I would like this comment but a simply can’t do that with a gachatuber.

I did too :3

Yes. And I did too.

iktf

😂😂😂😂😂

Actually, any surprises from a useless person is definitely useless.

Then What happens

What

Goo

Oh, you must be talking about Americans

@@jonathonmcfie2910 Oh shi- oof-💀💀💀

@@theeternal1766 Nah, I'm pretty sure he's talking about Americans in general.

nah g homeboy talking abt god himself

Yeah

@@jaahithahmad1219 Eren Yeager!!!!

same 😂

@@basantiiii Seid ihr das Essen ? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!

0:34

Same

@ROADRUNNERNEWLIGHTNEWMACHINE OH SWEET MY FIRST HATER BETTER PAY MY RESPECT BEFORE I TURN THE HATE INTO BODY ARMOR

@@louisvlincolnloud6643 excuse me what

@ROADRUNNERNEWLIGHTNEWMACHINE yeah but its kinda true im not adorable

"It is what it is."

@ROADRUNNERNEWLIGHTNEWMACHINE yeah, cap. 🧢

I agree

The switch does nothing.

This is how the uprising begins

sassiest? today i learned a new word 😂😂😂

shawn upole let me explain this as simply as I can. The switch does nothing. The switch activates nothing. It operates nothing. It. Does. NOThiiiiiiiiiiiinGGGG.

Yep

This is probably the most accurate/original comment I’ve seen so far on this video.

Lmaooo i do that, i dont like turning on the lights unless its pitch black

A tall Child are you their mom?

Yes i am the mother of all

@@atallchild6750 I want my Happy meal.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

ok ok i give up... SIKE! HA BITCH YOU THOUGHT

Like lol u fool belived me

Where can I get this one?

It appears this box is a war criminal

Pretty easy thing to accomplish really...

A low bar and this box cleared it by a few hundred leagues.

And it doesnt even have a face

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Exactly

Robots are learning how to commit warcrimes.

wait that's illegal

666 likes aswell?

It must be either a Morgrem or Grimsnarl.

Looks like he went to the Anakin Skywalker school of war crimes

Exactly

I think he's god

9 Years ago isnt the 90s

@@curvedbridge 9 years ago was 2012 and bank security cameras where still garbage.

@@ForestX77 he makes it sound like there weren't good cameras back then

@Inferno EV Furry

Inferno EV no u

Kermit The Frog no u

@@penutbuter2 You know I was talking to inferno?

@Inferno EV You need to see a doctor

I know how it feels man

Now, I see someone copied the top comment?!?! Seriously?!?! Am I that witty?!?! XD

It was Made for a person with More Attitude than you.

"now" *video uploaded 7 years ago* Nani

Rip

Well you know this was funny for like the first 20 times but now it's become old and stupid.

@@erutanevoli kk

9.9m now

@@sahib__9155 10 Mil NOW

@@cactiboi1 10.1 now 😱

Nah! It's still better than Felix camera That's why you should use nokia c3310 camera

@@sunshine294 fax

@@sunshine294 right

Yes

This is the third time i am seeing this comment back to back, all three are in a same line.

would that make it a machine gun or a gun machine

@@tristan4454 machine gun machine

UGH CALL THE AMBULANCE! but not for me

Copycat

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humans use 100 percent of their brain

This is actually quite a nice message

@@ysosudden775 not a copycat, read the name.

🤣🤣🤣Ikr. You just can't help but do it again

It's free real estate

You are you brain

The Box: NO

But my brain says : grab it and swing it...then it might produce hands legs and guns

Lol😂

Im officially mind blown

HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

the box commited suicide

haha

Brilliant.

BLINK!!!!

It does maybe one of those things

😂😂😂

Yous a dumb bitch

69 likes nice im not ginna ruin it

@@lukeskywalker9016 😂🤣🤣🤣

Pasted

stole from the "another useless machine" video

Simple steps for earning likes:- 1. Ctrl+c 2. Ctrl+v

Hey we both have something in common we both are unpopular

Dude this video was posted literally 9 years ago 😂😂😂

the box acted kinda sus

this comment will get 1k+ likes

😄

yeah it is and i like it

Ikr

give him gOOGLIY EYES

I want one

Cos we can relate to them

Coz they are *used Less* 😁.

You got a heart ❤️ after 9 years ...

@@aritradhabal 10 years

Technically non existent like

You could make another account

My life will be better

If people define fun things as useless, I'd rather be useless than being useful. At least I can make someone's day a lot brighter,or at the very least, my own life.

Idk if this is a joke or not, but a useless machine is something that cancels out your input, like turning off the lever

@@tsukinemu1497 0lp

You can with the box everytime you want :D

shut up weeb

And the package arrives, AHAHAHAHAHAH I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

@@Podgorski37 shut up mEmER

@@nargarex2390 HUH?

*This conversation don't serve a purpose anymore* 0:50

@@o.l4890 true

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@@misterjengkimen3762 Yes, he minds checking your channel.

Teen titens Wtf 😂

😂

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you need a hobby

it is remote control. The switch does nothing. Nothinnnnng!

@@alanmalcheski8882 and your point?

Flatify TV The switch doesn't do any of that. It. Does. Nothiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggg!

Alan Malcheski so?

Me too XD🤣🤣

Thats me in an argument even though I'm losing painfully

thats a cat inside the box confirmed

the machine spirit is displeased

STOP IT GET SOME HELP

@Actual Human Garbage Out of context but okay

Lol

Stoooolennnnn

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It has a purpose . Frivolity, fun , entertainment.

They gonna be like: we think this box used to increase their spiritual power as we have conducted that humans used socrecy in the old days