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@jasmine.lavender
@jasmine.lavender 2 года назад
Frank saying “hold on” when Joe goes too far is legit one of my favourite things.
@triciawakefield4640
@triciawakefield4640 2 года назад
I love when Joey and Frankie tell us about the female anatomy 😂
@oppaloopa3698
@oppaloopa3698 Год назад
I absolutely love it when guys who look, talk, and act like dudebros are also feminists. Talkin like a fratboy on a Friday while acknowledging sexist double standards.
@fosti5140
@fosti5140 Год назад
Me too 🤣
@shannon_0000
@shannon_0000 Год назад
Frankie is 100% spot on about how it feels to get hit in the vag and I kinda wanna know how. He's so empathetic 😂
@TulipaBigDipa
@TulipaBigDipa Год назад
He so fuzzy ain’t he looool
@destinycallahan9157
@destinycallahan9157 Год назад
As a woman who use to like to climb trees and climb up swing set poles as a kid I can vouch that getting hit in the pubic bone is one of the most painful things I’ve ever experienced and I’ve had open abdominal surgery and sepsis so that’s saying a lot. The pain from either of those I would rather experience again over getting hit down there.
@Lil_Pixi
@Lil_Pixi Год назад
Yeh totally hey, I’ve had meningitis but I remember the pain of being hit during gymnastics by that bar wayyyy more.. and the meningitis was way more recent 😳
@bellemathers5728
@bellemathers5728 Год назад
I landed on a dinosaur playground bump thing(?) And it hurt like death.
@laurenrobinson4034
@laurenrobinson4034 5 месяцев назад
Same, I ran into a pole while running and also had gall bladder pain from gallstones and got my gallbladder removed. The latter hurt less than the former, but didn't last as long as post-surgery discomfort.
@eileenrosewater2662
@eileenrosewater2662 Год назад
I'm waiting for when Becca finally comes on the podcast and sets Frankie and Joe straight about how the female body works lol
@bradenkennedy420
@bradenkennedy420 Год назад
This would be amazing😂
@djdirtylap
@djdirtylap 2 года назад
I wonder what outlandish metaphors we will get for Frankie this week.
@shannonashley1690
@shannonashley1690 2 года назад
Fuckin' frogs and toads. 🤦‍♀️
@jaredlaws7932
@jaredlaws7932 2 года назад
"it's like frogs and toads" - Frankie everyday if his life probably
@AmandolinJay
@AmandolinJay 2 года назад
How is this comment from 7 days ago when the episode is an hour old...🤔
@jaredlaws7932
@jaredlaws7932 2 года назад
@@AmandolinJay episodes come out a week early on Patreon.
@JP-fb1ps
@JP-fb1ps 2 года назад
@@jaredlaws7932 i think shes quoting frankie when he says it lol
@TheaSodermark
@TheaSodermark Год назад
There is nothing i love more than these two men, and mark my words: these men ONLY, talking about female anatomy and often missing the mark comPLETELY.
@SimplyRobertSmith
@SimplyRobertSmith 2 года назад
Hell yes, time to get educated on the female anatomy!
@makennz_
@makennz_ 2 года назад
better late than never! 🤣
@brittanytaylor2247
@brittanytaylor2247 2 года назад
I slipped forward off of my bike seat as a teenager, right onto that metal bar. I've given birth and I think that bar hurt worse. Fucking ouch!!!
@randalyngroves6683
@randalyngroves6683 2 года назад
I second that!!
@michelleobamafootcream9292
@michelleobamafootcream9292 Год назад
😰
@Jess-ld9gv
@Jess-ld9gv 2 года назад
Out of all the things you could've compared it to, you picked a sponge, Frankie?!?! Lol. 😂😂😂
@snowboyjon
@snowboyjon 2 года назад
Came here to say the same thing 😆
@cafemacchihothoe
@cafemacchihothoe 2 года назад
They had such valid comparisons to back it up though
@hpaki6607
@hpaki6607 Год назад
@@cafemacchihothoe wwwwwww\w3\ww\w\\w\\wwsa@a21w
@sarahsaphira2791
@sarahsaphira2791 2 года назад
(First appointment with my better help therapist) Therapist: “what brings you to seek therapy?” *takes long drag of cigarette* Me: “Have you ever heard of an Alabama Hot Pocket..?”
@ilianahernandez3357
@ilianahernandez3357 5 месяцев назад
This comment deserves more attention 💀💀💀
@jonduffey4285
@jonduffey4285 2 года назад
The ease with which they get sidetracked is classic 😅😁
@twofingersfb
@twofingersfb 2 года назад
The way Joe transitioned into the better help ad was too funny 😂
@drewrichards
@drewrichards 2 года назад
Can we get a segment entitled “Frank’s Delusions of Grandeur” and just let him think he’s not insane for his thoughts on animals/surviving disasters?
@bshows89
@bshows89 2 года назад
"But they have like bone structure down there." I 100% guarantee that Joey could not reliably identify male vs. female pelvises. Men also "have bone structure down there."
@ashleygutkowski9999
@ashleygutkowski9999 2 года назад
The realization of what you’re talking about at 14:57 is having me crack up so much 😂 And talking about eating a hot pocket is spot on. Thanks for this laugh. It’s funny seeing a males perspective on the female body
@jenniferattaway5688
@jenniferattaway5688 2 года назад
The hot pocket conversion 🤣🤣
@valenfigurka3869
@valenfigurka3869 2 года назад
“We’re past grace at this point” killed me
@frommousietomouthy4991
@frommousietomouthy4991 2 года назад
Franky needs to try all the amazing stunts he claims he can survive!! Floating from a hot air balloon while rescuing all the occupants !
@devonpataki7161
@devonpataki7161 2 года назад
Although im a male, I can see how kicking a woman in the cooch could be just as painful. When I was young I was kicked in the balls by a female cousin which I followed up by full on punting that shit as hard as i could. She 100% was in more pain then myself as she collapsed on the floor crying and didn’t move for like 5 minutes, parents of both saw it all and called it even so i didn’t get in trouble but she for sure never did that to me or any other male ever again. I was roughly 10 and she was like 15 so you can assume she probably even hit me harder then I could have being the weakling I was. Kind of a bad area to be hit for anyone.
@aleciakc
@aleciakc 2 года назад
“Im not looking at it!” “You’ve got to google it.” “Alright.”
@Brakidoo
@Brakidoo 2 года назад
Bruh that ad segway was probably one of the most smooth and foul things ever. #betterhelp 🤣
@davidzeager262
@davidzeager262 2 года назад
I think Frank would go down on a woman faster that Joe. Don't know why I think that, but something tells me this to be true.
@lindaberisha5631
@lindaberisha5631 2 года назад
The most perfect transition into a sponsored ad 😂😂😂😂
@breanawhysper7641
@breanawhysper7641 2 года назад
These podcasts cure my depression I stg
@obanginn
@obanginn 2 года назад
At this point I’m begging you guys to get one woman on the goddamn show (who doesn’t fart in jars)
@Anonymous-to6fn
@Anonymous-to6fn Год назад
“Jack and Jill go down a hill to fetch a pail of water… then they put it behind their ears and attract men”😂
@foodforthotz6546
@foodforthotz6546 2 года назад
a friend from work put me on to this and I can honestly say not only am I enjoying every episode but I'm trying to find a way to not give her the ick face 🤣🤣🤣
@8thLife
@8thLife 2 года назад
*If you die by 😼 candle kinda fire* 😂 I can always rely on this pod to give a few great quotes every time!
@cas8140
@cas8140 2 года назад
not joe calling frankie babe 💀
@JBradleyRN
@JBradleyRN 2 года назад
my 13 year old son regularly claims he has toothpaste on his shorts! I'm so grossed out now!
@addangel
@addangel 2 года назад
😂
@katiem310
@katiem310 2 года назад
Me, hearing hot pocket: thinks about the Jim Gaffigan hot pocket bit Frankie: "Alabama hot pocket" Me: day ruined, can never think about hot pockets normally going forward 😂
@addangel
@addangel 2 года назад
hot ballon rides are a lot of fun! a lot noisier than I expected, from the propane burner, but I’d totally recommend the experience! one thing I’ll say, they’re not as romantic as they seem in movies lol. like.. you’re just standing there, next to a guy manning the flame, and you can’t really have a conversation because of the noise. but the view is insane, especially if there’s other balloons flying in front of yours. fun fact: there isn’t an exact way to predict exactly where the balloon lands, so at least in my country, they hand you a certificate at the end where it says the name of the village you landed in (of course it’s all open field) and they officially name you a Count/Countess of that land. you also kind of need to get off the balloon while it’s still moving a bit, which is exciting
@leigh-annmccarty326
@leigh-annmccarty326 2 года назад
Scanning the Earth and lock eyes with a camel toe 🤣
@Sunloxx
@Sunloxx Год назад
Can confirm, falling straddled on a bar hurts. They had to lift me off while I was crying. This is my first video of y'all's and I'm dying 😂🙌.
@Disgruntled_Canadian
@Disgruntled_Canadian 2 года назад
The story Frankie is telling about the girl landing on something hard between the legs 🤚🏼 happened to me as a kid (monkey bar steps) and let me say it hurt like HELL!
@Xx_VivaLaSmokey_xX
@Xx_VivaLaSmokey_xX Год назад
Yup. Same. Highly *wouldn’t* recommend. That pain shoots to your stomach. Full on bone 😢
@veronicamorgan8712
@veronicamorgan8712 Год назад
That happened to me in 4th grade and I had to go home 😭
@jazzbachu3314
@jazzbachu3314 2 года назад
Everydays a school day.. I had no idea what vabbing was till this episode lol keep up the educational work guys! Sending ❤️ from Coventry England 🇬🇧 xx xx
@monkiesngoosies56
@monkiesngoosies56 2 года назад
51seconds in and I already have people at the store looking at me crazy for laughing. I live about 3hrs south of Seattle in Vancouver. It does rain a crazy amount here in the PNW but idk about all the unaliving lol
@iamthemilanster
@iamthemilanster 2 года назад
It’s my birthday & this is such a great start 😂 love you boys
@creese.tee.nah21
@creese.tee.nah21 2 года назад
6am here. And just getting back to reality from vacation. So ya. Too early for Seattle talk lol
@DannyDoggedYou
@DannyDoggedYou 2 года назад
I’ve genuinely never laughed as much and/or as hard then I did at the grilled cheese part 🤣💀
@breannajoy6995
@breannajoy6995 Год назад
Can confirm, getting hit in the pelvic area with a blunt object, hurts for women
@Ahnchilada
@Ahnchilada 2 года назад
I’m sitting in my house in Seattle cracking up at the intro
@baileyhoffman2000
@baileyhoffman2000 Год назад
The “you know whats” while talking about the Alabama hot pocket
@TiaTheAntagonist
@TiaTheAntagonist Год назад
Frankies hot pocket cycle is my “jack in the box” cycle . Once I year I eat it and it’s horrible and I forgot and do it all again next year
@M8gna
@M8gna 2 года назад
Yo I'm not French, but that French accent was mad believable.
@amiraal6152
@amiraal6152 2 года назад
It's so clear to me that neither of these have washed a dish ever😂
@Sharkez
@Sharkez 2 года назад
The start of the episode and already controversial 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it hahahahaa....
@candacefkm
@candacefkm 2 года назад
Frankie it is 5:30 am here 😂
@tomekgnr321
@tomekgnr321 2 года назад
17:25 this sound like a Seinfeld skit
@michelletavernia3519
@michelletavernia3519 Месяц назад
I did have, and STILL HAVE the light blue chocolate phone 😅
@kyleehes0743
@kyleehes0743 2 года назад
Sitting on the bus going to school and this is the only reason I get through the first hour of the day.
@SchwartzCenter
@SchwartzCenter 2 года назад
Good luck.
@kyleehes0743
@kyleehes0743 2 года назад
@@SchwartzCenter update, I ended up bursting out laughing and everyone looked at me like I was a psychopath
@jamiebirdsong7714
@jamiebirdsong7714 2 года назад
We miss the phone ☎️ 🫶🏻
@NicholasCorbin
@NicholasCorbin 2 года назад
Am I the only one that immediately thinks of the Seinfeld episode when Frankie refers to it as the sponge?
@ScawnX
@ScawnX Год назад
Lord love Frankie blessed with the humor 🙏
@poetickat7994
@poetickat7994 2 года назад
Even the balloon ride at Disney springs which is tethered to the ground I wouldn’t go on it 😂
@juliannewritt1242
@juliannewritt1242 8 месяцев назад
Listening to you guys try to explain vaginas to each other is pure gold. I just want to be there in person listening to this sitting in the corner like “uhuh yeah keep going you’re doing great” 😂
@MultiJtor
@MultiJtor 2 года назад
That drag patrion episode, for Frankie would answer a lot of questions FRANKIE would have about himself!!!! LMFAO FRS
@o_m525treble7
@o_m525treble7 2 года назад
100% as a female I believe that if I fell on a pole v.s. A man I would probably be way more fine than a man would be
@cassandrab8903
@cassandrab8903 2 года назад
i agree, but tbh it probably hurts the same amount for us both... i think were just stronger LMAOO
@sn-bo3un
@sn-bo3un 2 года назад
Yes true but they forgot about periods those hurt so fucking bad for days too
@madelainekane760
@madelainekane760 Год назад
1.) Egypt has camels; my parents went there on vacation over this past Christmas and they had a great time. 2.) Somehow, I knew that an "Alabama Hot Pocket" was a sexual thing, and I felt weirdly proud of myself when it was confirmed by Frank.
@robbynwillams8747
@robbynwillams8747 2 года назад
They have a perfume/musk that is called Lure for her and Lure for him. That is supposed to attract the opposite sex. it actually works.
@michelemartin3360
@michelemartin3360 2 года назад
I called the Soulja Boy number when the song first came out and before it got shut down and he answered. I wasn’t expecting anyone to answer so I hung up lol
@Jessicamarlana1999
@Jessicamarlana1999 2 года назад
Love joe and frank but what i love equally as much is all the ways I've seen "Frankie" be spelled in the comments lol
@granolaxo
@granolaxo 9 месяцев назад
in my 19 years of life, i have never thought abt why a cameltoe is called a camel toe. bc it looks like a CAMEL’S TOE. damn.
@sarahlovee4229
@sarahlovee4229 Год назад
Talking about this is a great way to get a better help therapist to quit lol
@_mvryi3021
@_mvryi3021 Год назад
the analogies are fucking amazing 😂
@TheCastillok
@TheCastillok Год назад
there’s just something about the description of the Alabama hot pocket that made me literally gag 😂
@brokenginger1857
@brokenginger1857 Год назад
I had a labiaplasty done 13 years ago and at that time it cost about $2,000. They used local anesthetic only, as in wide awake with only lidocaine injections into the labia (ouch) and cut triangle sections out and then sutured back together. As painful as it was, it was one of the best decisions I've ever made! My surgeon had actually underwent a labiaplasty herself a few years before she did mine.
@poetickat7994
@poetickat7994 2 года назад
WHO IS DOING AN ALABAMA HOT POCKET?!?! That’s soooo unsafe 😳😳
@pinkpolarbear2154
@pinkpolarbear2154 2 года назад
bro i dont exactly remember what i was doing but i think i was tryna get off my friend's bike and i didnt expect the metal rod to be as high as it was so when i got off the seat i just slammed ny cooch against that rod and oh my god. it hit my breath away. that shit hurt so.bad. i was standing there not able to breathe w tearful eyes and my gooch hurt all day after that. not fun.
@lainiecox8114
@lainiecox8114 9 месяцев назад
I'm a lesbian with the last name Cox. Getting married and taking my fiance's last name Archer 😂
@CarlyGayJepsen
@CarlyGayJepsen Год назад
The only podcast that uses a story like the “Alabama hot pocket” to introduce their sponsors 😭
@ashleykizlyk8429
@ashleykizlyk8429 2 месяца назад
...turned this on for some comfort, from Seattle...
@N_rgy1220
@N_rgy1220 Год назад
THE TRANSITION THAT JOEY DID WAS 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼✌🏻
@yvonnebruflodt341
@yvonnebruflodt341 2 года назад
October is the worst time to come to Washington.. lol
@honeydrew
@honeydrew Год назад
LMAO i’m not even watching this on time but it is 7am !
@K4RN4GE911
@K4RN4GE911 2 года назад
Well, I WAS hungry before I watched this...
@jessicamurillo5638
@jessicamurillo5638 2 года назад
Excited for Joe to finally come to the evergreen state 🌲
@jamiethefemaleglover2833
@jamiethefemaleglover2833 Год назад
Take my word for it joey, IT HURTS
@dflowermtz18
@dflowermtz18 2 года назад
Haha I wish it rained more in Seattle! I moved here and people lied! There is too much sun I was promised no sun and I'm disappointed 😂
@daniel.lennon
@daniel.lennon 7 месяцев назад
I hate to admit that Franky is kinda right, but TECHNICALLY there's a part of the female anatomy called the urethral sponge.
@irisandrade4856
@irisandrade4856 2 года назад
What the heck is wrong with ppl 😂😂 the new trend Frankie talks about 😂 that’s going to cause to many infections 🤦🏻‍♀️
@Salve.Seraphim
@Salve.Seraphim 2 года назад
Literally watching at 7am. 😂😂
@adriaagui
@adriaagui 2 года назад
I’m going to guess colchuck is on that hiking list… lol Seattle does not rain nearly as much as people make it seem.
@emmac.2362
@emmac.2362 2 года назад
my last name is cox and i’ve heard all the jokes you can think of 😭
@shaunag4610
@shaunag4610 Год назад
25:21 literally fire
@brandimariex
@brandimariex 2 года назад
I need to know who hurt you in Ohio. Lol always coming at us!
@AsherWick
@AsherWick 2 месяца назад
as a woman one time when i was liek 8 i had to stand on this stool thing that had a metal handle and i fell POOSAY FIRST onto it and bro holy shit idk if that can compare to getting hit in the balls at all i was bruised for WEEKS it was so bad
@corn5484
@corn5484 2 года назад
Seattle is a perfect place for Frankie.. or Portland. Either or.
@Eva-sm9pf
@Eva-sm9pf 2 года назад
Alabama hot pocket isn't new, we used to joke about it when I was a kid/ teen (early 2000s). There are many variations of a hot pocket, Alabama is but 1 😅 they're all repulsive
@shanelletopp6728
@shanelletopp6728 Год назад
We just started needing an area code a couple years ago in Nova Scotia lol. We had to add a second area code 🤣
@DampPandaSauce
@DampPandaSauce 2 года назад
Okay, let's start with a bummer Frank. Lol
@jakejaylee123
@jakejaylee123 2 года назад
The hot pocket is a UTI waiting to happen 😭
@RawThoughts101
@RawThoughts101 2 года назад
It is rough my last name is Hitchcock I got called a multitude of things lol
@IAmMightyMike
@IAmMightyMike Год назад
I think I came out of this episode knowing less about vaginas
@trinidyr7492
@trinidyr7492 2 года назад
It rains😂😂😂 💯
@ravenb.5103
@ravenb.5103 Год назад
My maiden name is Cox.. I got married so young so I could get rid of it 😂
@ceciliacosta8148
@ceciliacosta8148 Год назад
Frankie is so sweet about it 😂
@mavur4
@mavur4 2 года назад
12:00 so lunch hour listening😄🇫🇴
@nadiastoloff
@nadiastoloff 2 года назад
them describing eating hot pockets had me rolling
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