Valley Girl Styles You for a Christmas Party (asmr) 

Bro, no way, she dropped the bomb of having an ex girlfriend, then asked if we were single, tells us that glitter is the way to get love, gives us a glittery card. Calls us babe multiple times, calling us cute, beautiful, she said she was booked out yet we’re seeing her again. “Valley Girl gets you ready for a date with her and then you enjoy a date together.”

She says that glitter is the way to get a date and then gives us a glittery Christmas card, as well as casually dropping the fact that she’s got an ex girlfriend.... me thinks that’s not a coincidence

valley girl likes: dragons, jewels, smoothies, pirates, glitter, murders and assassinations (probably crime shows) valley girl hates: her ex, cresent moon plastic earrings, business majors

I get that we all have a crush on Valley girl, but I think we need to have a serious conversation about the fact that she's perpetually one suggestion away from going on a murder spree.

We're single, the Valley girl is single. We love the Valley girl, the Valley girl loves us. Next time we need a "Valley girl styles you for your first date together setting off fireworks in LA parties" video and we need to go steal back her freezer from Britney

Valley Girl's constant and undying support for our shenanigans and chaotic burrito energy >>>

I’m starting a support group for people who have fallen in love with Valley Girl™

Valley Girl: "What do you think about this accordion skirt?" Me a 6'2" dude with hairy legs: "That looks cute af. Let me put it on."

The valley girl character has a kleptomaniac pirate kink, interesting character development

Valley Girl: *explains how glitter equals matchmaking soulmates* Me: oh Valley Girl: *gives a glittery Christmas card* Me: _o h_

“wow that scrumptious smoothie you’re holding came at the small price of my heart...... but glad you’re enjoying the strawberry banana swirl BRITNEY.”

Everyone’s talking about how valley girl has an ex-gf and that’s great but are we just ignoring the fact we’re bringing a burrito to a Christmas party

*goes on a long rant about pirates, scurvy, and a refrigerator thieving ex girlfriend*: So WhAt Do YoU tHiNk Of ThE sHoEs??? 🤣🤣🤣

Valley girl becomes more chaotic as every video goes by and I love it

Valley Girl isnt the chaotic femme we deserve but the one we need

3:40 I AM DYING of laughter hahaha. This character has to stay!!!! She's like the best sales woman ever. I would buy the whole store if someone talked to me like this

I can’t tell if I want to be best friends with the valley girl or marry her

Sometimes I see her at Pilates and I'm like wow that scrumptious smoothie you're holding came at the small price of my heart, but glad you're enjoying the strawberry banana swirl, *britney.*

Valley Girl: "Hey babe~" Me, immediately: oh my god I would kill a man for you

"these are a 7 and a half" Me, an Italian who has no idea how american sizes work: "perfect"

Is- Is she trying the glitter tactic on us with the card?

Jesus. If I had only known that glitter was the key to a budding romance....

"There's something seductive about scurvy" Put that on a shirt

The bisexuality is strong in this comment section

i, and i cannot stress this enough, would die for the valley girl stylist character

She's a great actress. She plays a character with a completely different personality than she normally has, and it's completely believable.

I feel like everybody’s trying to have that y/n life with Valley girl and honestly I’m here for it

7:18 *says I’m bringing a burrito* “yeah girl... no this isn’t it” “I’ll hook you up tho”

It blows my mind how Erin is a skilled video editor, creates detailed backgrounds for all her videos, conceptualizes and writes scripts for up to 1 full hour of screentime, AND has killer comedic timing with *the* driest sense of humour while still managing to be relaxing. ILLEGAL

Is anyone gonna mention that we're bringing a burrito and she was just instantly on board with it

“Due to the subconscious association between you and the glitter, they won’t be able to stop thinking about you. They’ll think you’re soulmates, you’re just so unforgettable but really it’s just cos you gave them glitter herpes”

me, a guy who strictly wears jeans and a hoodie: yes a floor length gown sounds perfect with that gold glittery clutch

Concept: valley girl styles you for a date (and is just a teensy bit jealous)

There's the ASMR you want to fall asleep to. And then there's the ASMR you want to stay awake for.

Karen took the kids and Britney took the fridge

“There’s something just kind of, seductive about scurvy. You mean to tell me, you haven’t seen a vegetable in how long? How many teeth do you have left? Ooooo. I’ll look like such a baddie next to you.” I’m cackling

No joke these Valley Girl videos are my crack.

I’m semi-sure that Valley Girl has killed someone

Plot twist: ASMR Darling’s Britney is Valley Girl’s ex

ASMRverse theory: her ex is actually bitchy Brittney from ASMR Darling's channel. Stealing a fridge and then making a smoothie out of all the stolen fruit is so her.

Really it’s because you gave them *glitter herpes* *ICONIC.*

"ASMR Stealing my Fridge Back From Brittney"

her talking about her ex: *mentions that her ex was a SHE* me: *panics in the closet*

"let's cuddle in the dumpster" felt that on a spiritual level 😭😭

I love that we're discussing the best clutch for me to transport a burrito.

The way she said “Hey, babe-” made me remember why I’m bisexual.

All this talk about the sexiness of stealing reminds me of this movie from the 30's called 'Trouble in Paradise.' It's about this gentleman-thief who falls for a girl who's a pickpocket, so there's a scene where they're having dinner together and he's all "I stole your pin," and she's like "I stole your watch" and he's like "I stole your garter" and she's like "DARLING!" It's great.

"Sorry. I do get really passionate when it comes to... smoothies." Me too, girl. Me too.

.....unpulverized peanut butter. I had to PAUSE the video.

SHE GAVE US A CARD AND THEN TUCKED HER HAIR BEHIND HER EAR IM *GAY*

"I heard your single right? Perfect." Yo hol' up-

I felt so attacked, guilty, and attracted at the same time when she said my name.

valley girl be my girlfriend

Valley girl has def been drinking a bit

"You have the perfect bone structure to pull off that sleek, pulled back look." "For a greasy little nobody... You do have a good bone structure." I see no difference.

She styles us for a date...is slightly jealous the whole time...and then we ask her out on that date 😍😘

i think it’s safe to say we ALL have a crush on valley girl

valley girl: “i heard your single right?” me: is it that obvious..

*talks about how glitter will get them to call you back* *gives us a glitter card* me: *WAIT A MINUTE*

"Valley Girl takes you out for burritos and proposes marriage"

i love how the one thing every gay girl has in common is that we’re all hopelessly in love with this character-

“Let’s cuddle in the dumpster” me inviting anyone over

"they'll think you're soulmates, you're just so unforgettable, but really it's just because you gave them glitter herpes" my new favorite asmr line ever

i was starting to fall asleep but the second she called her ex “she” i was WIDE AWAKE

I like to imagine that our character never actually had a party to go to after we met Valley Girl the first time, and we’re just in love with her and make up parties to come see her

...the Christmas card had glitter... SHE WANTS US TO THINK OF HER

My soul left my body when she said “she” when referring to her ex

when she says let’s cuddle in the dumpster and she’ll bring the Fabreeze *dang , let’s cuff*

Valley girl is back..... best Christmas present ever

everyone: valley girl makes us feel gay erin: throws in more compliments and pet names

9:17 erin: **casually cronches on pearls as a snack**

She’s literally such a good actress holy cow! I just came for some asmr and got a whole performance! Amazing job Goodnight Moon! I really enjoy this character!

Let 👏🏼 us 👏🏼 date 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 valley 👏🏼girl 👏🏼

Erin: “P e e e e r f e c t...” Me: *MELTS*

Valley Girl has achieved a level of wisdom and intellect that we could only dream of reaching

I’ve reached a point where I’m not even watching her videos for relaxing purposes but most importantly for the entertainment

I typically try to fall asleep to your videos but lines like "I hope your blender sucks" just kept me up laughing.

She said she was friends with Hayley Kiyoko in the first video........ how did I not realize the valley girl likes women

*"3 out of 10 times which is almost most of the time"* is my most favourite line in the world

god i love this video so much, i literally know large chunks of it verbatim 😭

My husband gave me flees when we started dating (via his cat)... it’s like the next level up from subconscious glitter. I’m questioning our whole marriage now.

“Wow that scrumptious smoothie your holding came at the small price of my heart” 😂 love her so much

Watching 4 years later, and I have to say I love how this character has "grown" in a sense. She starts out with you as her client and you go to her place to get styled as you work on your budding career in Hollywood, and now she's meeting you upstairs in your bathroom going over your schedule for your shoot with Prada (while serving even more sass). It's like you and the character are growing in this career path together, I love it 💜

Bro you’re actually so fucking funny. I was not expecting some quality comedy with my asmr. Also love that Valley Girl is wlw. A win for the ladies

valley girl going off about stealing...i felt that

That refrigerator story is silly enough that I can laugh at it, but just realistic enough that I could believe it actually happened.

When she says "Suit yourself," I feel like I chose the wrong option in a Dragon Quest relationship dialogue scene.

just realised she's wearing the same necklace she convinced us to wear on our 1st appointment :D

Her: *says the word pirate once* Me: I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT

An amazing April Fools video would be the Valley Girl ends up in Babblebrook somehow.

This character just keeps developing and I cant get enough, pls never let this end

She’s wearing the necklace she gave us last time 😍

my wife increasingly exhibiting stefon snl vibes

SHE SAID SHE! SHE SAID SHE! SHE ALSO STATED THAT SHES SINGLE NOW!! VALLEY GIRL IS AVAILABLE PEOPLE, I REPEAT, VALLEY GIRL IS AVAILABLE

Thank God it's Christmastime again so I can watch this absolute masterpiece

"there's something so seductive about scurvy" good lord. GLITTER HERPES

can't believe Christmas Eve is tomorrow! hope everyone has a wonderful holiday even if you don't celebrate :)

For Valentine's day we need a valley girl asks you to be her valentine!

The card is glittery. She’s using the glitter trick on us!

Let's cuddle in the dumpster issa mood or whateva.