Vampire Lord Spruces You Up (ASMR) (Light hair brushing) (Dark ambiance) 

"Why not send Joe" Joe's grounded The delivery of that cracked me up.

I feel as if the vampire lord just really wants human listener to leave cause all they do is follow him around. Like he was joking about the whole marriage thing but deep down he's silently praying for it

Joe, get this man a fathers day present or so help me-

Him: "There's other humanoid creatures...like Joe!" Me: Who's Joe? Him: ... 😈😈😈😈😈

“Maybe you’ll even find someone to court you when you’re out there.” I’d much rather court this gentle vampire who’s already won me over. ☺️

Some of the banter tells me Trevor Belmont still has his influence centuries later 🤣

I want Joe the werewolf to be my spirit animal

JOE’S GROUNDED LMFAOO

Not the Anakin quote about the Tuskens, I am dead 🤣

“Were gonna spruce you up because you look like shit.” Couldn't have said it better myself that should have been the title

This is so good. I actually laughed quite a few times. My feelings are conflicted about my lord… 😏😊♥️ great work

My audacity would not allow me to not playfully banner with this dude. I'd be dead in a week.

So happy to have a new episode to this story !

I love how he casually referenced star wars

Another great video man. Your line delivery on certain pieces are naturally so funny. 😭 also, the in-video captions are nice, it's a small detail that's really appreciated. Great work!!

Me: *just woke up* His: You look like shit. Me: WTF. Jee thanks.

Me quietly pretending to agree with what he says knowing full well I'm going to take the money and get the next greyhound out of there.

*After the 2+ times Vamp-lord says he was fcking with listener* "S-Sir...please...this is torture as an autistic-I literally can't tell when you're being serious, sarcastic or joking- I /have/ to ask many questions to stay on the same page, sir, please have mercy-...what books do you even want..." Also wasn't listener in his room in part 1? If not saying they will never see it just makes me want to see it more. Bonus scene of my listener having a panic attack when told to talk to the butler, try to maintain eye contact for more than 2 seconds at a time and ask him his name

You're so good at this you should have more subscribers

Oh Alucard ...

"I killed them, all of them. Not just the men but the women and children too." Is that from Star Wars? It sounds like Anakins line 👀

PLEASEEEE I CANT STOP LAUGHING LEMME SLEEPPPPPP

6:31 “Have you ever been to a bookshop?” Me: And I took that personally and that’s when I knew he had to die.

in all honesty i kept cracking up

Is it me or does it sound way quieter compared to other videos?

Huh good luck with that normally when I'm clocked in black no one can see me coming

Thanks but I'm already taken thank you very much what are you doing

My olny question is why me and why have you chosen me ah I don't have an answer for that one your highness you better be just kidding with me

Interesting reading material that critics don’t like? Bro if you want Sandra Hill’s Rough and Ready just say so

Alucard X kayle marie Valentine

I love this sm and I made tiktok memes about the Madara series lol love you Raise please never stop posting cause your stuff always puts me in such a good mood 😭 which is pretty pathetic- 🥲