VAMPIRE SURVIVORS (Complete Series) 

Tomar is responsible for monitoring viewer retention, you’re lucky he chose you to be one of his…. Subjects…..

I swear I ran by someone who looked like Tomar just an hour ago on a run. But I know it's not him since Tomar's like 5 7" and the guy was a foot taller than me

His iconic purple glint of the eye, signalling mischief

Run

@@absolutezerochill2700 I don't know how to tell you this, but you're 4' 7", I'm so sorry. 😔

It's like going up, down, left, and right.

It's what mobile games should be

It's what mobile games should be

It's what mobile games should be

What archerIO qants to be😂

Ikr I physically cringed when he said "you want the laurel" The fact it uses a weapon slot as well is ridiculous lmao.

@@JarthenGreenmeadow it is good for late game

@@JarthenGreenmeadow crimson shroud is goated.

"Ooohh get peachone" bro skipped out on axes and knives for the fkn bird lmao definitely doomed himself at that point

I thought the game was just really hard, but then I played it myself lol

pretty much any game goes 30 minutes with any weapon, but definitely skipped it thinking it'll destroy my run but fully upgraded is very worth it

@@Deadbeatcow I think I basically only got it as a "whatever I guess I'll try it" for one game and it was the best build I made at the time, especially cause I evolved it. I was untouchable, I was a golden god!

"You want it late game" yeah nah he was right though pentagram is only good when u get it towards the end of your build otherwise you shoot yourself in the foot

I both love and hate the pentagram. I’m not sure if it’s a bug, but whenever it activates, it erases both enemies and items. Made leveling up with XP and grabbing items a bit more difficult

@@tonybippitykaye it's not a bug. You have to upgrade the Pentagram and it'll gain abilities to not remove the XP and chests

more like cor blimey

Legit. It's dumb and fun af. When you get the right build...👌🏾

Deadass, it's literally monkey brain shit, love it

same here!

i don’t care so i don’t understand why you’re telling me

It's Baby's First Bullet Hell and I have sunk over 150 hours into it and acquired every cheevo since the funni bois first played it. I hadn't even heard of the game before that, let alone seen gameplay footage. It's such a simple game that gets incrementally more difficult and complicated over time.

Bullshit how. I grind this game for so long.

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 i did most of the stuff with poe. just get some good arcanas and if all else fails use clcok lanclet and pentagram.

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 The girl with the wand is great for building up and steamrolling early game to get more unlockables and achievements.

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 u suck at game i lol

@@5uperM Pentagram sucks dude, it makes it virtually impossible to get treasures and XP early game. By the time you have upgraded it you've fallen behind. Never score high with Pentegrams. Best set for me is : Garlic or Bibles so you can walk into weak enemies. Magic Wand to target the nearest threat. Crystal Shot to kill the tougher enemies. Lightning Ring to thin the herd out later on. Doubtful you did every single achievement in less than two weeks though, considering it took me almost that just to perfect the first stage! Torronas Box you need all 6 fully evolved weapons in the same build at once. Like hell you did that in 11 days! What are you some kind of AI for gaming lol that's incredible if you did.

Every now and then we get a proper game release. Last one I remember like this was actually Noita which got a tonne of love from me! I am gonna download this in a sec too, I love these roguelikes that's all I play after 5000 hours of Skyrim/COD/Insert AAA game here.

@@DailyCorvid Noita is amazing already but imagine if destructive physics could break the ground more often like the earthquake perk or shooting the starting stalactites

@@Deadbeatcow all ground can break in that game

Fentanyl is great man, I got given it in hospital either side of my operation - and I think it's fantastic lol though I wouldn't use it outside of that. I think I will stick with my weed!

they will not.

THEY NEVER WILL RAAAHHHH

that man is a damn lunatic.

Yeah almost all of his stories are his fault & are just him tweaking out

Sleeping to cory's screaming? How the hell 😂

How?????

Dude Cory won't shut the hell up

Reddit, upvote this guy to the top

Any game really moron

The way to win this game is to not lose the game, if you think about it.

Honestly the best way to win the game is to press buttons and keep doing that until the win screen pops up I think

@@BumboCool That's actually a myth. If you think about it, it's really about the buttons you DON'T press.

-I love you.- But shut up Cory. -But I love you.-

Noita is probably the best game of the last 5 years, after all this time I still play it every time it gets mentioned! Get the wank tinkering mod, so you can edit your wands any time, makes the game so much better because you are not looking for temples all the time, you are trying to farm health items!

Which one were you?

I think it may be closer to 35% percent correct with 25% percent being completely subjective things.

Yeah Cory is really fucking annoying he's always talking like he's out-of-breath and NEEDS to say whatever bullshit and it's always some lame irrelevant shit. He's even worse than Lyle.

That's why they're funny

Cory's ignorance and stupidity is infectious sadly. The channel was not immune to his disastrous and dangerous abilities.

I assume it's monetization stuff, having to constantly reupload and re-edit videos to have them meet the arbitrary mark.

@@neeshman This. They have mentioned before that they need to consistently upload because gaps get more noticeable with the algorithm and how RU-vid recommends stuff

This channel has more thought put into selling merchandise than running a channel that has a thousand plus videos. I'm calling you out HelixD, getting paid to do a shit job.

I wanna see a lead Prius animation

Corey is an actual autistic bird man irl so it makes sense

Ok, Lyle

"I'm a good driver except for my terrible situational awareness, inability to adjust to changes, and general failure to maintain composure."

It wouldn't be the same without it

@@Trynt33 Correct. It would be better. 100% of his tantrums are caused by his inability to read or respond to social situations in an acceptable way. He fucks something up and then screams about how stupid other people are for having to exist in the vicinity of his aura of failure. That is dogshit behavior, and I didn't start watching this channel for illiterate weeb Karen rants.

if you've been paying off your student loans this whole time that's why your credit score is good

@@orangy57 This man gets it lol but seriously I do always pay it off on time with just a few exceptions and those are usually when I get a bit of a boost to my score. I was fortunate enough to be taught about this stuff early on, though so I've never really had "bad credit".

@@orangy57 I actually haven't been paying them. I'm on an income-driven repayment plan and I simply haven't been making enough yearly income in order for me to start the monthly payments. And that's actually holding my credit score back. I'm sure when I start paying them off my credit score will go even higher. And I would have damn near perfect credit if I didn't have them in the first place but it's all good. I like having a Bachelor's degree in 3D art lol

Lmao Cory was completely wrong in that situation. You do realize he almost certainly threw away his receipt with the code on it so when they asked for it to prove he bought it AND to literally circle the code for him (the code was on the receipt the entire time btw) he didn't have it. This is just how Cory is.