VAMPIRE TEEMO DRAINS YOUR HEALTHBAR (60% LIFESTEAL) 

"What did I do I'm just Teemo?" Zwag, that's more than enough

Good man Zwag for taking a barter instead of my non existent 100 dollars. Blessed Zwag.

I love the way this man says "cannon" and "minion". It brings joy to my life.

Therepist to Vel'koz: Full lifesteal teemo isn't real he can't hurt you Full lifesteal teemo:

Hey Zwag, love the videos! Did you know that the white tail deer is the national animal of Costa Rica and Honduras? Speaking of deer, Lillia is really good with the new burn item! I'd love to see it!

I can't believe how hard Warwick carried this game. Just... ignore all of the not-carrying he did... >.>

your team made this hard mode

"I'm outhealing your damage you puny squid!" *Azzapp would like to know your location*

"What did I do? I'm just Teemo". say it again, but slowly.

Zwag: "I hope this Warick is hit with a 10-lose streak, because it's not his fault. LMAO

I used a variation of this when Overheal was still in with Fleet Footwork. Revitalize + whatever in secondaries. I'd rush Runaan's + boots (Zerkers when convenient). At this point, you can push 80% opponents in easily. Smack wave to Overheal (same strat post-BT) and smack opponent to expend shield through minion damage taken. The big thing here is you're not really trying to fight your opponent. You're basically playing Singed but more fun. Push them in and either proxy or steal the opponent's jungle. From there, whatever combination of attack speed and lifesteal. If you decide on Riftmaker then Nashor's Tooth is fine. It's really important that you don't underestimate the power of Runaan's + Lifesteal healing in fights and between fights. This is very either push & retreat, or take bad trades & heal to keep pushing. In a lot of ways, the real goal of it is starve the enemy jungler. That's why it starts with Fleet and Runaan's. Fleet heals the full amount on jungle camps while giving you movespeed to escape. Runaan's empowers both pushing and the little fighting you may do. Often times, you reach a point of out-iteming your opponents where you can just fight for fun. Random fun old-tech: Overheal on Alistar let you just constantly have a max health shield on a tank that recharged by waiting for your ADC to farm. If you wanted to be extra fancy, you take Conqueror instead of Fleet Footwork. Keep in mind that while the Lifesteal/Vamp takes a bit to activate, every attack will provide increasing damage which is going to benefit from your lifesteal regardless. It'd argue it's arguably better on AP.

Can we talk about how chill this Caitlyn was????😂😂

29:05 top 10 most brutal anime deaths

Haven't played league in almost a year, but I love Teemo videos.

Thanks for the great vid Zwag!

TY ZWAG FOR MAKING THIS COME TRUE

29:02 NO WAY LMAOOOOO

walnut brain 😂

Hey Zwag! Thank you for making my road trip go by faster 🙏

1:42 I wish I was lying, but I actually said exactly like zwag did , "oh no, my canan" 😂

Not kiding i was watching his on hit temo when this uploaded😂

Can we get a crit nilah build with new crit items?

I need more TEEMO!

Puny squid 😂😂

I feel like everyday I enter this app there's another channel from Zwag recommended, like bro, how many channel's do you have? I feel that I've been subscribing to you again and again and again 😂

*gasp* oh no! OUR cannon

Cool video! Keep up the great work! Very entertaining... Also, I'm playing Mobile Legends. Glad to know there's a general consensus across platforms about teammates "not wanting" to win. Frustrating, because you're doing all you can but end up losing in the end. "Warwick and his walnut brain.." HA! Hilarious XD

such a cool game

Oh no my cannon Ou nou mai canoon

You broke Teemo with this build man, love it

The warwick was kinda funny tbh

zwag has definitely maxed out his luck stats. That velkoz kill with the shroom on an AD build proves that.

It was actually your shroom that stole the last dragon. Super sick!

21:01 "I don't think she's in a bu-"

Groovy

Nothing like a bunch of troll teammates.

Zwagmo sadly lost 3 cannons

29:03 reminds me of that one meme of a japanese man walking at the beach and suddenly exploding

She was in the bush. get the like

Riftmaker in the build would have worked alright, I think. It would have given you 10% bonus damage, the omnivamp and your shrooms would have had a little more bite to them while keeping you in combat as well.

17:10 The tower just turned the other way?

you never fail to make me smile man , why i feel you look like a chubby cute baby face hehe

Are you saying im broke!?..... *sigh as i like the video*

This team

I liked the video so I don't have to pay the $100 D: haahahha

Try this on warwick or some other bruiser

My caNaun!

Kind of wanna see if a timat can proc wild arrows... maybe get the ruians as well... maybe on someone with decent attack speed so you can stack burns on everyone in a team fight. Might be better on aram.

Bro Garen pressed R at full health teemo.

Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i always say, if u wana go full heal, buy spirit visage, it helps u way more than u think if u are full heal build, even better with bt, for better shields

WUUUUUUUKONNNNNNNGGGG

His shop are they small keyboards or not

Maw woulda gotten us to 69%

Where do you find these team mates? This, this is a special, kind of special... If you catch my drift.

What was that!? Warwick stole baron surprised me 😂 He had already calculated it all since he said “all team to push I’ll solo baron” This is what he mean 😂

worker bee teemo just winning the game for lo elo team

ive NEVER seen a jungler in toplane as often as i have this Diana holy smokes also i wanna see LETHALITY YUUMI with Hubris first but throw a LDR in there second for giggles

Idk why but I like your voice.

does the dot damage from his e get lifsteal?

can you try pyke on bike which you go ms items and out of combat speed the new boots-opportunity-yomumu's-phantom dancer and any ms items of your choice plz try it for love of God

Hear me out, move speed Anivia, because she wants to be as fast as Valor.

why did he go absorb life or triumph?

How many pages does this man have lol

When are you gonna play invisible assassing teemo?

These have to be the worst tower dives I’ve ever seen

Day 5 of asking for jumpscare malphite

Malph R that won the game HAHAHAHAHA

I liked the video when I loaded it up on my screen like I usually do. But since I also don't have $100 I guess we're just gonna have to forgive that debt!

Day 2 for Zwag oiled up

yuh

zwag can you please do a collab with godzu !!! either vs or team up with . it would get so many views

what is your background music?

day 2 of asking for briar wild arrow build

Teemo is also a Vampire? Shit.

Bro has chat on Refuses to read it Confused as to why warwick isnt going baron

Watching and enjoying your vids for years... instead of the 100 bucks, I take option C: Like AND sub.

just checked warwick match history he won 2 game after that lost 2 then won 2 again

Liked for losing the bet

30:31 WhuUuuUu-ut did you just say? You goddamn hypocrite!

#freetheplaylist

im broke enjoy my like

Earliest I’ve ever been

your entire team is why I don't play regular league anymore and stick to aram XD

31:12 Why did a straight ashe arrow just moved to the side?????

“Did Zwagmo get the first 6 CS?” No, he missed a melee and a caster minion Lose Streak: 1

Ability haste Warwick

you even get a comment!

37th time asking for ap akshan

Day 1 asking for AP Ezreal Jungle

Welcome to 'Zwags DPS Charts' The Rank of This Match: 77 out of 133 DPM: 1389.9 / DPS: 23.2 Median DPM/DPS: 1456.9 / 24.3 TOP 3 1. Zwag Xerath 16.05.2024 'Cassiopeia' 3579 / 59.65 2. TC Zwag 23.04.2024 'Briar' 2790 / 46.50 3. TC Zwag 01.05.2024 'Caitlyn' 2769 / 46.16 4. TC Zwag 16.05.2024 'Karthus' 2610 / 43.50 5. Zwag Xerath 26.04.2024 'Miss Fortune' 2549 / 42.48 6. Zwag Xerath 01.06.2024 'Gankplank' 2515 / 41.92 7. TC Zwag 09.05.2024 'Victor' 2454 / 40.90 8. Zwag Xerath 26.04.2024 'Miss Fortune' 2382 / 39.70 9. TC Zwag 03.05.2024 'Sett' 2340 / 39.00 10. Zwagmo 05.06.2024 'Zac' 2334 / 38.90 LOWEST 133. TC Zwag 05.06.2024 'Poppy' 0382 / 06.37 Most champions recorded 8 times - Nasus 8 times - Miss Fortune 7 times - Ashe 5 times - Teemo 4 times - Poppy 4 times - Vel'Koz 4 times - Xerath 3 times - Brand 3 times - Malphite (Chart started: 05.2024)

Shoulda went the maw. Then you would have had 69%

I only got 8 bucks…😢 👍

someone know the name of the first song ?, like 0:00

Suck it crit reksai, teemo always wins 😂

Day 127 of asking for tank xerath

This was the build I played in like season 4 or whenever teemo came out

Day two of asking for a zero build anything lmao.

Day 72 of AP Rengar

How'd you know I'm broke? Here's a $100 like 😆 Wish you finished the build with a Terminus instead of crit. The AS would have helped your damage and healing consistency and Teemo does a lot of magic damage even building AD.