You can drink snake poison because nothing happens Venom from a snake is dangerous if you get it into your blood When a snake bites you, all the venom gets into your blood vein When you drink it, nothing happens
@@keelancoburn8774 well that was the kind of force the moon applies when it drops directly on you, it would be more like a car pushing you against a wall
Alternate title: Nerd man vs former giga Chad vs expert TikTok dancer Edit: omg thank you for -not calling the police on my basement full of children- liking this comment! Edit 2: thank you guys very much for -not doing a mystery because i love female hands- liking this comment! definitely not "Yoshikage Kira"
Vector: The Goat El Macho: The Chad Bratt: The cool dancer Honestly, I think Bratt is still a very good villain, some people often dislike him but I think he is underrated and make a nice villain
Vector: Steals a pyramid and a shrink ray El Macho: jumps into volcano riding a shark and drinks snake venom Bratt: builds a whole robot that destroys almost all of Hollywood and disguises as a diamond inspector just to steal it Gru: steals the moon, dodges a bunch of missiles, punches a shark, and has a bunch of invincible minions
Brat should get battle IQ. He’s an absolute battle genius, able to easily infiltrate a whole ship with weird-ass gadgets. Macho is just strong as far as we know. Punching a truck is not a show of BIQ
Grus played by Tom cruise and Morgan Freeman pop out with their villains, and one of theirs is a green goblin inspired character played by Willem Defoe
-Vector es muy joven por ende es muy inexperto y no tiene experiencia de nada así que puede que sea un prodigio pero no sabe usarlo bien ni a su favor. . -El Macho Es alguien con una vasta experiencia con una fuerza y durabilidad increíble experiencia indudablemente mejor que la de ellos 2, es superior pero es una persona Vieja y no es lo mismo que antes así que perdería. . -Balthazar Bratt:Tiene más experiencia que Vector,una tecnología similar,un ingenio mejor y lo que lo hace un mejor ganador es que es en físico es mejor que ellos dos ya que Vector no sabe pelear y el Macho es viejo y no esta en su mejor época pero Bratt si así que gana el sin duda algunas. . -ACLARACION:Bratt gana si el Macho está en su época de viejo y no en su época Dorada si el Macho está en su Momento de Joven les gana a Vector y a Bratt
Vector gets durability. He was completely fine after getting his head frozen, bitten by a piranha, crashing into and getting shocked by a transmission tower, and crushed by the Moon multiple times. Meanwhile El Macho was down after being zapped by one pocket taser, even after drinking the PX 41 serum.
Vector 🧡 Perkins: Greetings, Gru. At last we meet! El ❤ Macho: Nice, very tacky. Balthazar 💜 Bratt: Hahahaha! You think I'm a fool? KFP Villains vs DM Villains Tai Lung, Lord Shen and Kai vs Vector Perkins, El Macho ans Balthazar Bratt
Ones a nerd who defeated himself, ones a egomaniac and can’t let go of the past, but is still very formidable, the other is a renowned behemoth of a warlord who can a handle huge explosive force, decimates heavily armoured vehicles with his own body, and even can handle volcanic heat.
Here's something interesting - assuming that El Macho actually went into the lava of a Volcano, only a single one of the others has a way to beat him. Lava is usually 2140 degrees fahrenheit during an eruption. However, assuming that the safe that he cut through was a heat treated iron-tungsten steel, Balthazar Bratts yoyo can reach 6192 fahrenheit - likely far higher, given how quickly it was able to slice through such thick metal. While Bratt doesn't use it in combat, we can see he can deploy it skillfully, looping it six times around something that is El Machos rough size and shape, and even being able to get it to loop around the crank at the end. So nothing would really stop him from tying up El Macho with it, and slicing him to chunks. Even the mutagen wouldn't really help. Assuming the bomb that Kevin ate wasn't atomic (A fair assumption, given that we didn't hear about El Macho also stealing a bunch of nukes), the highest recorded heat from a non-atomic bomb ever was 4500 fahrenheit. Assuming that the mutagen doesn't amplify heat resistance and instead gives roughly the same amount to both El Macho and the Minions, Bratts yoyo would take him out. I admit, its an outside strategy, and probably not enough to secure a win in all cases, but it does make for an interesting interaction.
How in the fuck does a yoyo reach that temperature? And u forgot they both have an army, brat has his mini robots and el macho has, well, those indestructible monsters and we can all agree that el macho wins here in quality of army and in quantity(search how many minions there are it is a pretty big number) still interesting point of yours
I think Bratt wins in Battle IQ. He pulled off a diamond heist with perfect execution, Macho seems like more of a fight first, questions later kind of guy
He became a villain in his teenage years and the man only looks to be in his mid 30’s, el machos been a villain for more than 20 years and is older than both bratt and vector, pretty sure experience goes to him
heres a horror story Chapter I: The Ghost Tunnel In my neighborhood theres a rumour about one of the car tunnels. Rumour has it that if you drive through that tunnel late at night then you will see a ghost of a woman. Now my neighborhood has different theories on the origins of this ghost but I'll just tell one of them. During the late 1990's there was a couple named "Diana" and "Tom". Diana worked as a secretary while Tom worked as a waiter. Both of them were happily married until Diana's birthday. Diana called Tom and said "I'm sorry Tom. There's something really important going on at work and I won't be able to celebrate my birthday.". Tom replied "What? Why not?". Diana ignored Tom's questions and said "I'm sorry but I have to go." and hung up on the telephone. Tom felt bad for Diana because she couldn't celebrate her birthday so Tom bought a cake and drove to Diana's workplace to surprise her. However Tom was devasted to walk in on Diana kissing her boss. Tom wanted to confront them but he had other plans. When Diana walked out of the office. Tom went over to her and said "Hey, I know a place where we can celebrate your birthday.". Diana was excited and followed Tom and went inside the car. Diana expected Tom would take her to a fancy restaurant but Tom stopped the car at a car tunnel. Diana asked "Why did you stop here?". Tom walked out of the car and dragged Diana out of the car and pushed her on the ground. Tom went back inside the car and ran over Diana and killing her. After Diana's death there has been multiple car crashes and the bodies inside the cars were missing their heads. Some people claim to see her standing infront of the road and staring at them. The sightings and rumours led to people calling the tunnel "The Ghost Tunnel" but anyways back to the main story. Chapter II: The Ouija Board This story happened on June of 2018. I was at my friend's house for a sleepover. My friend's name is "Matthew" and both his parents were going on a corporate party so they wouldn't be back for a long time. But before they left they told us some rules like make sure to sleep before 12AM, don't eat too much candy, don't drink any alcohol, ETC. They also told us that Matthew's older cousin "Derek" was coming over to babysit us. When Derek arrived Matthew's parents had already left. Me and Matthew were playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 but after 4 - 5 hours it started to rain and I could hear a few lightning strikes. I ignored it and continued gaming until the power went out. I asked Matthew "What do we play now?". Matthew said "My mom has some of her old board games in her room." so we went to his mom's bedroom and we saw some normal board games but we were more interested in the Ouija board that we found. We both wanted to play it but not inside the house but in the ghost tunnel but we needed Derek to drive us there because we were too young to drive. We went to the guest bedroom where Derek was and we saw him drinking a can of root beer. Matthew yelled "Derek! Didn't dad tell you not to drink that!". Derek replied "Dude be quiet! Look I'll do anything just don't tell your parents!". Chapter III: The Two Strangers We told Derek about the idea of playing the Ouija Board inside the ghost tunnel and he refused at first untill Matthew said "If you don't drive us there then I'll tell my parents that you were drinking beer.". Having no choice Derek said "Alright! I'll drive you there!" so we took his car and drove there. We stopped at the middle of the tunnel and we started to play the Ouija Board inside of the car. I asked "Is anyone hear?" but the planchette didn't move. Matthew asked "Can you show yourself?" but the planchette still did not move. We thought that there wasn't a ghost in the tunnel so we were about to drive off until we heard 3 knocks on one of the windows. We were scared because we thought it was the ghost but we were quickly relieved to see a man and a woman on the car window. The man; looked like he was in his mid-forties, had long black hair with a beard, was wearing a dark green sweater with baggy jeans and the woman; looked like she was in her early twenties, she had short white hair, she was wearing a red shirt with a black skirt. Derek lowered the window and asked the man "What do you want?". The man said "I dont mean to bother you but do you mind driving me and my girlfriend towards the nearest gas station?". The gas station was at near the end of the tunnel so we allowed them and let them inside. The man was sitting on the front passenger seat while the woman was sitting on the back passenger seat with me and Matthew. Chapter IV: The Lady With No Eyes While we were driving there I noticed that the man and woman had their right hands on one of their pockets. I jokingly asked "What do you have in your pockets?". Both the man and woman smiled and then I realized they didn't need any help they were trying to rob us. Both of them pulled out a gun and the man aimed his gun at Derek while the woman pointed her gun at me and Matthew. The man said "Listen very carefully. Give me all your money and get out of the car before this gets bloody.". Derek said "Ok dude! Take anything! Just please dont hurt us!". The man dragged Derek out the car and the woman dragged me and Matthew out of the car too. The woman kept me and Matthew as hostages so we don't escape while the man pointed his gun behind Derek's head and yelled "OPEN THE TRUNK! NOW!". Derek opened the trunk and said "Take whatever you want!". While the man was busy searching the trunk for any valuables I was looking around the tunnel to find any way to escape this situation but something caught my attention. I saw a dead body of another woman but I was confused because that wasn't there before. I whispered to Matthew "Have you seen that corpse before?" Matthew said "What do you mean? I dont see a corpse.". I was about to point to the direction of where I saw the dead body but I noticed that it was gone. Suddenly I heard the woman that was keeping us hostage screaming. All of us looked at the woman to see what she was screaming at. I then realized that the "dead body" I saw wasn't a dead body. it was the ghost of Diana but; she was wearing a black jacket with black pants, she wasn't wearing any shoes, she was really pale, she had no eyes just two black holes and she had a really big mouth that reaches from her left ear to her right ear. Chapter V: The End Of Ouija Board The eyeless lady started running towards us so the woman shot the eyeless lady but she remained unphased by the bullet. The eyeless lady grabbed the woman by the neck and devoured her entire head. Me, Derek and Matthew quickly entered the car and drove off. I heard the man screaming along with gunshots but it suddenly got silenced. I heard Matthew yell "DEREK, DRIVE FASTER!". I turned around and saw the eyeless woman was chasing us but she wasn't running. She was crawling at us really fast. Luckily we made it out of the ghost tunnel and she wasn't following us anymore. When we arrived back at Matthew's house we noticed that Derek's car has handmarks all over it even thought they weren't there before. Me and Matthew grabbed the Ouija board, and placed it back on the box, and then placed it back to where we originally found it. We were about to leave the room until we heard something weird. It sounded like someone was scratching on wood. We went to find where the noise was coming from and we found out it was coming from inside the Ouija board box. I opened the box and saw that the planchette was moving on its own and it was moving really fast. We ran out of the room and told Derek what happened and he told us in a serious tone "Give me the Ouija board.". We obeyed him and gave him the Ouija board. Derek threw it on the fireplace and told us "Never play with that again. We must be better than this.".
I find it funny how the presenting the stats of each character the maker of this short will also make the scene fit with the rythm of the song in the background.
Aqui en mexio se dijo que el macho murio de la manera mas macha posible . Explicando que murio ciendo lo mas macho . Pero el traductor dijo mas macha pocible, y lo cual nos dio mucha risa .
Vector: I'm the smartest villain! El Mancho: I'm the strongest and I know how to steal men's wives Balthazar Bratt: I'm a great dancer and awesome at parties
