Vivzie: Alastor is asexual. Also Vivzie: I'm going to make him the most interesting, charismatic, sexy, and best designed character in the show. Fans: Ship Alastor with literally everybody.
0:35 Lucifer: "Charlie, I mean..." Alastor: "You're a bad father." Lucifer "No! I'm not, I just.." Alastor "Bad father." Me: Wait what the fuc- Charlie: This is normal very normal (Now i know why Alastor and Lucifer doesn't like each other even tho idk why do ppl ship them wtf)