Victoria 2 - China The Land Of Eternal Suffering 

Ben McClure Admiral Yi was a great and all but I like his lesser know brother Admiral YEET

True

*Woke Admiral Yi*

Admiral Yeet

@@brendanpramsey Very Funny Comrade ~Takes Out Gun~ *Now Please Face The Wall*

No Artillery Only?

Look at my comment so ISP will play Artillery Only

18181818th opium war

1000th opium war

*69TH OPIUM WAR*

Its Japan, what do you expect? I'm even more surprised that they didn't banzai'ed it all until they lose all their remaining troops.

If you do the math, you come to see that in a single battle Japan lost 1% of it's 64 million people in a single battle. Just to put that in perspective Japan's total military loses for the Second World War is 2.12 million people.

@@christianware8384 nah man, that's nothing new in Vicky 2. Once when I was playing as Java I lost about 500k troops over a single battle when defending against the Brits on the mountain in Thailand, while my total native pops was only around 15 million man. That's 3 % of my pops gone for a single victory. Granted, I screw up alot in that war but Germany whoop their asses in Europe, so I manage to gain Burma and some worthless Pacific islands in the peace deal. I ended up at 6th btw, so not too bad for small Asian country campaign.

@@ryhanzfx1641 I'm using a nations mod (I forgot which one). And basically savescumming (I know, it's disgusting) when justifying war in Eastern Indonesia n Indochina in order to reduce infamy so the Dutch/Brits don't pounce on me. Java had millions of uneducated peasants (still is) especially west Java, so a westernized Java basically has Industry potential at 2nd behind Japanese isles. Basically I spend the rest of the game building arms industry (East Java had a lot of Sulphur), liberating n invest in Philippines so I can make them my sphere (more like sidekick) and squabbling with Japan and Brits in dismembering China n Indochina. I focuse alot on Naval tech, so my Army was badly outdated even against Brits. Still, the migration mechanic was kinda broken in Vicky 2. There's a lot of Javanese migrating to Brazil per day, and my home province North Sumatera/Aceh region was nearly 40% Javanese in 1936 (like holy sh*t, if that happens IRL, there would be a lot of sectarian/racial conflict)

its cause real life generals dont stack millions of people on top of each other and fight enemy generals who also stack millions of people on each other

Expand (the communist regime of) Dong.

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That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. vThat's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.

@@joebama6825 wtf

@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme but let's admit he has a point

@@amhumanperson3592 true but why bless us mere mortals

@@joebama6825 but can he beat goku

Done

You did it

Honestly you should upload a video of Victoria 2 Afghanistan

Forshadowing

Impossible.

"Female shortage" LMAO Sorry if I'm uncultured, I haven't played Vic 2 in a really long time.

@@Erolsaurus There is literally a national spirit called female shortage, Qing Empire gets it near the beginning of the campaign, it negatively impacts population growth.

‎‎‎‎‎‎E

True if half the male population dies off you get a male shortage instead.

KangZ definitely approves

i like your name

Yes

@@OfficialMaoZedongwe meet again

@@bielefeldexistiert8379 Ah yes, my big dicked counterpart

Nice

Nice

Nice

eciN

Nice

China Civil war simulator....

When you have no one to fight. Fight yourself.

And all of history irl

@@RKNGL I do that everyday... I beat myself all the time 😏

technically you can’t play as China in CK2

Y u gay

Incels play hearts of iron friend

@@nico.ch029 damn

@@선비-m1x true

@@선비-m1x are you ok sir? You might need to see a doctor because of your humongous pain in your butt.

@0 0 the friendly people or the exploding fuel trucks? ;)

Where is Coolmathgames?

@@masterlife5475 NOOO DO NOT MENTION THAT TO HIIIIIIIM MAKE HIM HATE IT NOW

I miss the old Sam always pushing for coolmathgames

@@theangryaustralian7624 i miss Sam in general. Don't see him in the ISP comments anymore

*Cultural reform **_intensifies_*

@John Toas The soviet union. Yes Russia was communist. Dont even try to argue it.

@John Toas That sounds great! Why haven't we implemented this system?

@John Toas Oh, my sweet, sweet summer child...

@John Toas i agree, it was socialist/state capitalism state.

Rich important countries hired samurai. Poor countries who could not afford samurai did not hire samurai.

the spacito such is the history of japan (bill wurz right?)

@@sheppycider123 yep. Bill wurtz

Don’t you automatically get toppled by the Xinhai Revolution after modernisation

@@RyangMari The Xinhai Revolution only fires if one of the following is true: at least 5 militancy, have lost a war in the last 5 years or have the capital be occupied by rebels.

Mace Windu I thought you died

Nein

Smh my head thats because you appear in power in the last 2 years of the games time frame.

Okay this is epik this is so sad Alex a play despicito thor more like boar haha yes XD

Bokoen: Ragnarok

YES!!!!

Overused and unoriginal

You think thats a joke, come see the argentinian one

@@Ratich precisely why don't they just switch to single payer like the rest of the civilized world?

@@cisco3111 They're Americans being normal is not their thing

Cisco Blue because people (GOP) dont give a shit about the people. Probably because they rig elections and dont need peoples votes

69th opium war

Its old but gold. Best economic simulator with additional warfare mechanic instead of the other way around.

Yet still the best politico economic simulator paradox has to offer

@@jansenjunaedi4926 yeah, but seriously though, if paradox will ever release Vicky 3 (IF EVER) i really hope they improve the world war 1 era warfare. Its ridiculous that you can go Siege Paris as Germany if Alsace-Loraigne had been unsieged by France. Vicky 2 has no concept of supply line, that's the main problem.

@@jansenjunaedi4926 Second best. Vicky 1 was the best, but it's rather unaccessible and rather unfun compared to Vicky 2

@@AlucardNoir Intense pop management...

Know im late but he uses a mod called hpm

1 can only wish

Also the most ancient state with continuity until today :V

@@nemou4985 Also the one who almost were a century ahead of the Europeans. Until they stopped caring. Then got beaten to death by the Europeans.

Wait

Dansk Nationalist Long live Denmark!

You are watching ISP what did you except being happy I dont think so