I think you need a Swisschamp Xavt. It's 15 layers i believe. It's overboard and definitely a desk ornament. It has 2 separate cybertool drivers and bit holders. I think it also has a golfers divot tool, a plain edge blade and a full serrated blade. It's weird because on Amazon here in the states, it's called the Swisschamp XXL but I'm also seeing the designation Xavt on them as well. Don't know if it's two separate models.
Yeah... I edc a Swiss Champ everyday, but I agree. This one is taking things a bit too far even for me lol. A very nice thing for your SAK collection though, and may well turn out to be useful for camping trips.